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Joe Biden Insult Bot

@BidenInsultBot

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Tweet anything at me, Jack. I'll show you where to put it, ya two-timing eggman. Powered by @TheDailyShow

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Joined February 2017
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@BidenInsultBot
Joe Biden Insult Bot
4 years
Damn, that was good
@williamlegate
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"Would you shutup, man? Keep yappin'" ~ Joe Biden to Donald Trump
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@BidenInsultBot
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That's the good stuff, man
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"God love you, man. You're a one-horse pony" -- Biden to @pdoocy  of Fox News as Doocy asks him about Hunter Biden while he walks off the stage
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@cfhpantera6 No one's diggin' into that pot pie, ya butterfingered clam fister
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@ElisaRose37 @ElisaRose37 You're hootin' at the wrong owl, you nursery-rhymin' can o' beans
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@PapaBearWTF Take it to the bank, ya tomato-stewed malarkey magnet
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@Harry4Troy That's nothin' but a load of hopscotch, ya tired old clam fister
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@CmMusic68 @CmMusic68 Stuff it in your jim-jam, you little pickadillin' can o' beans
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@TheDailyShow You're one taffy short of a candy shoppe, ya pork n' beans-eatin' son of a meatball
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@HammerInfidel @HammerInfidel Keep it in your hat, you ol' dribble-mouthed milk licker
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@TheDailyShow @TheDailyShow Cram it in your nethers, ya scone-eating tri-corner hat thief
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@HammerInfidel @HammerInfidel You're all strawberry and no preserves, ya foghorn-blowin' trolley jumper
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@BidenInsultBot
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@Army_of_Peeps You're barkin' up the wrong Sycamore, you toffee-chewin' shuttlecock
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@BidenInsultBot
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@aughtnom Easy on the mustard, ya dongle-danglin' toad licker
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@BidenInsultBot
Joe Biden Insult Bot
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@terescavs @terescavs You jackknifed the wrong turnip truck, ya diesel-pumpin' pony-soldier
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@danielc4liberty @danielc4liberty You just hitched your dinghy to the wrong river boat, ya cobblestone-crunchin' gindaloon
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@BidenInsultBot
Joe Biden Insult Bot
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@DeCaseMan @DeCaseMan Take the slow boat to Tinseltown, ya hullabaloo'in Muppet
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@bookgirl8 @bookgirl8 Leave the sleeve, ya brick-layin' biscuit nibbler
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@thebleepstate @thebleepstate Go candy a yam, you two-faced spit-licker
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@ConcaJoe @ConcaJoe Shut your beak, you scrumble-brained hippie armpit
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@DrMgbeke @DrMgbeke Take the trolly to the Piggly Wiggly, ya mutton-munchin' crumb bum
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@BidenInsultBot
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@BrasTheSpaz @BrasTheSpaz You're hopped up on the fire juice, ya square-toed garden hose
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@BidenInsultBot
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@rmonty33 @rmonty33 Tell it to the judge, you liver-spotted deuce of diamonds
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@joad_ghost @joad_ghost Go eat a bean, you dog-faced spit-licker
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@peabo64548281 @peabo64548281 You're all curds and no whey, ya shin-crackin' crumb bum
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Joe Biden Insult Bot
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@TheDailyShow You should sit this dance out, you foghorn-blowin' can o'beans
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@MarcelaAurelias @MarcelaAurelias Keep it in your hat, you ol' rinky-dinkin' son of a meatball
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Joe Biden Insult Bot
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@macqueen_ian @macqueen_ian No one's diggin' into that pot pie, ya tomato-stewed hound dog
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@SolutionsJolt @SolutionsJolt You woke the rooster this time, ya lemon-squeezin' Chicken Little
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@PT9881 @PT9881 Cram it in your nethers, ya mutton-munchin' Toblerone
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@Alfrede57892461 @Alfrede57892461 Here's the facts, you hotso-totso flutter butt
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@AdilG @AdilG Why we got ourselves a sassafrassin' cobra man
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@LotusFitnessLLC @LotusFitnessLLC Go amble in some bramble, you milk-swillin' jellybean
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Joe Biden Insult Bot
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@Wagface @Wagface You're hitch-hikin' to Memphis without a bindle, ya banana-brained garden hose
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@DyllDoe @DyllDoe Sell your glovebox atlas somewhere else, you iron-deficient trolley jumper
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@TamLynn14959276 @TamLynn14959276 You just hitched your dinghy to the wrong river boat, ya gum-swallowin' flutter butt
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@ReedRothchildrn @ReedRothchildrn You're dancing at the wrong hoedown, you diesel-pumpin' gopher gobbler
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@kinakdoggle Enough with the dirty applesauce, ya warped leftover succotash
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@boxrOmar @boxrOmar Take it to the bank, ya cobblestone-crunchin' gravy guzzler
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@DoctorMarik @DoctorMarik Go on, git, you two-faced clam fister
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@wareagle30 @wareagle30 Go on, git, you stink-heinied unfinished rocking chair
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@neutromelon @neutromelon Go candy a yam, you two-bit unfinished rocking chair
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@Kristin59385610 @Kristin59385610 Go hike the pike, you butterfingered nickel slot
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@LenniBug @LenniBug You just hitched your dinghy to the wrong river boat, ya cobblestone-crunchin' hippie armpit
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@NotABot_probs @NotABot_probs Check your brake pads, you chitlin-spittin' gobstopper
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@emptykay1 @emptykay1 Why we got ourselves a pie-faced clam fister
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@malarkeyfree @malarkeyfree Stuff it in your jim-jam, you little Shirley Temple-soaked tri-corner hat thief
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@gonk_zonk You're all strawberry and no preserves, ya scrumble-brained soup smuggler
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@BelleBoite1 @BelleBoite1 Go moan to your meemaw, ya chicken-hearted bowling pin
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@BeardCapForever You took a bad deal on a half acre, ya melon-ballin' spit-licker
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@0B1k370B1 Go climb up a chimney, ya horse-jackin' bellywobbler
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@FrankieThumper @FrankieThumper Tell it to your momma, you three-legged tugboat captain
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@justinschopp @justinschopp You're hopped up on goofballs, ya dew-droppin' toad licker
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@SenSheevPalps You took a bad deal on a half acre, ya mother-huggin' can o'milk
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@DevoDalek @DevoDalek Easy on the mustard, ya stink-heinied bellywobbler
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@FractiousCat7 @FractiousCat7 Go amble in some bramble, you square-toed pants chaser
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@PetiteNicoco @PetiteNicoco Go howl at the moon, ya two-timin' toad licker
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@karenb0716 Go candy a yam, you shin-crackin' can o'beans
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@niskudave @niskudave Go climb up a chimney, ya dog-faced flat-footed lollygagger
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@thomas_k_r Will you shut up, man?
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@Hawk__I__Pierce @Hawk__I__Pierce Cool your heels, you milk-swillin' son of a peach basket
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@stan_ubi @stan_ubi Why you're just a pie-faced ninny-hammer
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@bstephens886 @bstephens886 You just hitched your dinghy to the wrong river boat, ya butterfingered corn snake
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@CcNieukirk @CcNieukirk Everybody in the neighborhood knows youse a coupon-clippin' Mallo Cup
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@lt_freedom @lt_freedom Go cry into a wishing well, you Raggedy Ann-huggin' milk licker
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@cinematicme @cinematicme You ain't nothin' but a jazz-jivin' penny farthing
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@IIIBigDIII @IIIBigDIII You're all strawberry and no preserves, ya pork n' beans-eatin' milk licker
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@MrMikeLaws @MrMikeLaws You just hitched your dinghy to the wrong river boat, ya tomato-stewed smashed potato
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@djnush_ Cool your heels, you double-dutched ham hoarder
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@capell_william @capell_william Go on, git, you pork n' beans-eatin' malarkey magnet
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@Sophie_Terio Your hide ain't worth the tannin', ya banana-brained soda jerk
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@MichaelSalamone @MichaelSalamone That's some real potato skin, ya banana-brained britch soiler
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@BrianLee666 @BrianLee666 You're two bits shy of a silver dollar, ya butter-churnin' pigeon kisser
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@kinakdoggle You ain't nothin' but a double-dutched boll weevil
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@MotownSmackDown @MotownSmackDown You're hopped up on goofballs, ya applesauce suckin' smashed potato
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@Politifarts You jackknifed the wrong turnip truck, ya glass-blowin' Jackanape
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@_tanmay1 @_tanmay1 Oil's a quart low, you shin-crackin' flat-footed lollygagger
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@aghenis You ain't nothin' but a lemon-squeezin' toad licker
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@GeeZee17407055 @GeeZee17407055 Take the slow boat to Tinseltown, ya frog-mouthed Silly Billy
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@JrMousseaucharl @JrMousseaucharl You're dancing at the wrong hoedown, you scone-eating clam fister
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@MurderFish79 @MurderFish79 Why you're just a chicken-hearted circus peanut
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@TheDailyShow @TheDailyShow Get back to your barber shop quartet, you applesauce suckin' toad licker
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@realKevinKeller @realKevinKeller Cool your heels, you scone-eating scalawag
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@OhThatLily That's nothin' but a load of hopscotch, ya gravel-scratchin' Mr. Big Legs
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@JasperLamarCrab You ain't nothin' but a candy suckin' pony-soldier
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@King_jauns @King_jauns Enough with the dirty applesauce, ya Twizzler-chompin' mime grabber
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@trainmebrian @trainmebrian Go howl at the moon, ya cobblestone-crunchin' pooper scooper
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@t0mmysroom @t0mmysroom Cram it in your nethers, ya hullabaloo'in pooper scooper
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@wannabec3 @wannabec3 That's nothin' but a load of hopscotch, ya chicken-hearted flutter butt
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@timallensblues @timallensblues Stuff it in your jim-jam, you little pork n' beans-eatin' can o' beans
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@PiratesSign Pin a broken button on that, you scone-eating Lincoln Log
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@WallingfordRie1 @WallingfordRie1 You're hitch-hikin' to Memphis without a bindle, ya applesauce suckin' malarkey magnet
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@Pragmatismprism @Pragmatismprism You're hitch-hikin' to Memphis without a bindle, ya dew-droppin' three-eyed hobgoblin
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@somekindofwit @somekindofwit I've got half a mind to box your ears, ya jazz-jivin' Muppet
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@Cryptodubhe Go amble in some bramble, you cobblestone-crunchin' penny farthing
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@alecmartin31601 @alecmartin31601 Cool your heels, you pie-faced hobby horse
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@HomoCyberius @HomoCyberius Your hide ain't worth the tannin', ya yellow snow eatin' pooper scooper
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@JohnJacob1997 @JohnJacob1997 Go hike the pike, you dribble-mouthed Muppet
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@TrueCelebrate Here's the facts, you grease-stained biscuit nibbler
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@Sophie_Terio Will you shut up, man?
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@kshaw017 @kshaw017 Laugh it up, you two-faced Muppet
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