Rebecca Humphries @Beckshumps Twitter profile

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Rebecca Humphries

@Beckshumps

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Rebecca Humphries

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5 years

The love is strong, your highness

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Rebecca Humphries

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Yelling at your parents for going out is the new being yelled at by your parents for going out.

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Episode 5 of new Queer Eye. Bobby reunites an estranged family, discovers and reclaims an original fireplace, entirely renovates 4 rooms. Antoni makes ramen.

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‘Just checking this is definitely oat milk?’

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@StaceySolomon You're my hero Stacey

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Hello, I hope you’re all enjoying Normal People on the BBC. I can’t myself because Connell looks exactly like my little brother. Great.

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Rebecca Humphries

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Whenever I’m relaxing in the bath and there’s classical music playing, I can’t shake off the thought a psychopath is very slowly and carefully letting himself into the house to murder me.

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Rebecca Humphries

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Super proud of Joe Root’s kneejerk response to being called gay on the cricket.....court? 🤷‍♀️ I don’t follow sport but I do follow progress and applaud this👏👏👏👏

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"Don't use it as an insult. There's nothing wrong with being gay." Joe Root responds to sledging from Windies bowler Shannon Gabriel. Full story:

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Rebecca Humphries

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Does anyone ever have this opposite laundry problem - where you’ve worn all your saggy comfy pants and all you’ve got left are tiny sexy lacy ones you wore once 2 years ago? It’s a NIGHTMARE. They HURT.

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Rebecca Humphries

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Gave a speech last night to students graduating drama school then was like - this stuff needs to be shared with all young actors. Feel free to pass on, let's help one another x

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Rebecca Humphries

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I’m not being funny or bitter but your place in the queue for Spice Girl tickets should be directly related to how much percentage of your parent’s income was spent on their merchandise in the 90s

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Rebecca Humphries

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Hi! I’m Rebecca, a woman aged 32 who can’t go into a cinema toilet alone thanks to the film Scream 2 that I once watched two decades ago

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Rebecca Humphries

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@imteddybless When I was 8, my aunt’s cat attacked me when I was practising my violin. Since then, whenever anyone in my family sees a cat of any kind it’s ‘Oh god Rebecca don’t get your violin out!’ I haven’t played violin in 24 years.

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Rebecca Humphries

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So a brilliant woman smashes it in her career and she’s still flagged up as someone else’s ex? We’ve got to do something about this climate, and I don’t just mean the mental weather.

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Rebecca Humphries

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UPDATE: After spending morning grumbling re: not getting tix, then feeling terrible about just how much money my working class parents spent on Spice shite - get email from mum. She’s surprised me with a £200 ticket. The sweetest, most unintentionally infantilising thing ever.

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Rebecca Humphries

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🎵 🥤 My milkshake sling will destroy the Farage, And I’m like - it’s better than yours 🥤 🎵

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Also, while we’re here. The woman in the pictures is @po_b and she is one of my best friends. She was the movement director on Bohemian Rhapsody, and taught Rami Malek how to use his body like Freddie did.

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This is Winston and he doesn’t want to cause trouble, ok?

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I met Chris Ramsey a couple of times. He struck me for being exactly the same in real life as he is on the telly. Super funny, sweet to everyone, no agenda. Fair play to him for smashing this #scd 🕺🏼

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Bawling

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@feemcbee

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At the Moomin Cafe in Tokyo, if you go by yourself, they sit a Moomin with you so you won't be lonely 😢

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Guess who’s coming to dinner? 10pm @Channel4 . Give the zoom quiz a miss #hellojackie

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@MarianKeyes Wanna be friends?

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#LesMiser ábles trivia: Jean Valjean is prisoner 24601 and so is Sideshow Bob in the Simpsons and oh my god I’m a nerd

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Rebecca Humphries

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I ran 10K in my bra and knickers today, and I was really casual about it as well 🤦‍♀️ @London10K

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Rebecca Humphries

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Pls tell all the young women you know- this girl has skin treatments every week for her job as a supermodel & influencer. You can see the dermabrasion results in the ad. No shame on her for that, but suggesting to fans her flawless skin is a result of her range is manipulative.

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@kylieskin

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#kylieskin has been a long time in the making. stay tuned for the first drop reveal xo, Kylie

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It’s such a shame women aren’t funny

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Rebecca Humphries

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I wrote this for Elle about when the worst thing that could have happened happened, and seeing crisis as opportunity

ELLEUK

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Rebecca Humphries: How Living Your Worst Nightmare Can Be The Best Thing That Happens To You

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@nicolacoughlan @DailyMirror Left: Daily Mirror Right: You (beautiful, iconic)

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Rebecca Humphries

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Last night I watched a room full of hearts stop as @joss walked onstage after our daft Buffy show. We did it knobheads! We made dreams come true!

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@imteddybless This is Winston. Last year he was on page 3 of the Daily Star like a ho. He likes you better when you pretend to ignore him.

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@samclaflin I want to eat her.

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Rebecca Humphries

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A friend said recently ‘Whenever anyone’s described me as ‘kind’ I always wish they’d thought of something less dumpy’. The kindness I’ve experienced lately has been altogether sexier, so I wrote about it for VOGUEvoguevoguevogue....

British Vogue

@BritishVogue

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"The popular concept of kind is severely outdated" @BeckShumps on how kindness has had a revamp for 2018 #WorldKindnessDay

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Rebecca Humphries

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I sort of love it though. He's so beautiful and surplus to requirement, getting 5 minutes airtime in the kitchen here and there. He's like every wife in a 90s comedy.

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Rebecca Humphries

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Shout out to everyone wondering why mum’s house is always so HOT

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I had a chat with @MetroUK about taking responsibility, learning to take up space, and why I’ll be speaking publicly for the first time at the House of Commons latet today. 💩 @aak1880 @khalid4PB @womensaid

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I got flowers today and I KNOW I KNOW I’m obvs not buying in to capitalist patriarchal nonsense but my god they’re absolutely lush and I’m so happy to have them. A nice man on a bike brought them to me

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I am all kinds of obsessed with @StaceyDooley . She had me at the Kylie quickstep. Chuffed for her 💃 🔥

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The civil service have had a fierce new makeover and I am here for it!

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I for one have never felt more connected to the Queen re: her faaaabulous taste in homeware

The Mirror

@DailyMirror

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Queen's speech in front of lavish gold piano blasted for being 'out of touch'

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Eating crumpets & watching this on repeat = 💖💆🏼‍♀️

BBC Woman's Hour

@BBCWomansHour

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🤔 Are you in need of some advice? Well, you're in luck - Edith Eger is a 91 year old Auschwitz survivor who has a thing or two to tell you about living your best life. Here are her 4 top tips 👌 You can watch more videos 👉 #treatyoself 😃

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We have put on the Cats soundtrack, everything is glorious (apart from obviously the Cats Soundtrack)

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Going up for a costume drama today, been told to come ‘dressed with a nod to the time period’. Sure babes I’ll just pop to M&S & pick up a bonnet that sets off my skinny jeans

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The dating game just got more complex as I realised that what I’m ideally looking for is someone to dress up in pastels & learn all the dance routines in Taylor Swift’s ‘ME’ with.

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Rebecca Humphries

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4 years

So is this all dependent on how many working class people die? Is that it?

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Rebecca Humphries

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For those asking the hotshot photographer is @maxlacome but if you book him you’ll have a terrible time as evidenced by the following

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10am: ‘Siri, cancel all my meetings, make me a nest and put on @mrjamesob ’

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Rebecca Humphries

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In the immortal words of Four Weddings and a Funeral: Fuck. Fuck. Fucketty fuck.

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Rebecca Humphries

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Happy New Year everyone! Love Winston: a cat and me: the witch who made him have his photo taken 🎉🎊😿

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Rebecca Humphries

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Legally Ginge. So grateful to @aak1880 & @khalid4PB for asking me to speak. I opened with how incredible I am at singing Celine Dion at karaoke, quoted RuPaul, & talked about how the word ‘gaslighting’ gave me my voice. Share your experiences. Feel the fear & do it anyway.

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🎼I got privilege, power aplenty, I got representation galore, You want basic rights? I got plenty! But who cares? No big deal. I want moooooorreeee......🙄 🎵

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Feeling inspired by this youth led activism on the tube today. Replacing ads with powerful statements re: objectification/fetishisation of women of colour. “This Christmas stop treating women like presents under your trees” ooohhh 👏👏👏👏 #FuckYourFetish

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Rebecca Humphries

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Mum: I can’t work from home Rebecca, I work for the government. I have access to secret information. Rebecca: You’re a civil servant in Norwich, not James Bond

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There are so many unsung people involved in making a performance truly great. A brilliant actor is one thing, but to be able to collaborate and learn is what makes an artist. Polly and Rami both are that 🔥

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Good morning everyone but especially Olivia Coleman’s BAFTA train 👏👏👏👏👏

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@caitlinmoran First saw aged 5, still makes me fizzy. The ZOOM

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Shapps giving ‘Big Tom energy’, minus the good script

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Absolute fair play to Coleen

Coleen Rooney

@ColeenRoo

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This has been a burden in my life for a few years now and finally I have got to the bottom of it......

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I once covered my mum’s kitchen floor in salt, happily tap dancing & singing ‘The Windy City’. She made me want to be not only an actress, but a joyous, unabashed ham. ‘A woman and whisk-broom (?!) can accomplish so darn much....so never underestimate a woman’s touch!’ 💛

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Rebecca Humphries

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The measure of a person: Do you get up from your seat to let people get past? Or do you just move your legs, you asshole? #theatre

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Balsamic No Kids

Noah Kinsey

@thenoahkinsey

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Your stripper name is your favorite salad dressing and the thing about you that most disappoints your parents

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Can't stop thinking about Gillian Anderson in 'Sex Education', and how it's the sexiest she's ever been, and whether or not the character is meant to be Meryl Streep in 'Devil Wears Prada's nympho twin. Also, it's absolutely brilliant.

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Countdown of top 3 Spice Girl moments: 3 - Geri grabbing Prince Charles’ arse 2 - When they met Nelson Mandela & Geri said she ‘couldn’t remember the speech he did exactly but it proved they were on the same level’ 1 - This. 🇬🇧

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Rebecca Humphries

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8 years

Last night I watched clips of this film for an hour and cried my eyes out. Here's why #AlanRickman @StandardIssueUK

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6 years

Just saying I know ALL her solo words (there aren’t many) & have more than a few black dresses girls 🙏🖤 #easyvdoesntcomeforfree

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4 years

The beginning of Love Actually, but with this

Giles Paley-Phillips

@eliistender10

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Maybe the greatest airport reunion ever

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Iconic

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Mike seems like such a lovely, lovely man doesn’t he? I feel for him, having his experience marred by all this backlash #strictly

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If you are a woman, or if you have a mother, sister, daughter, or female friend - you should probably go and watch @EmiliaThePlay . All us womenz were so galvanised last night it’s a miracle we didn’t trash the theatre & half of the Strand 🔥

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Rebecca Humphries

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My friend may have gone into labour today and it’s so cool because I also gave birth to the best thing I’ve ever done. Behold: the SonnyandCheria sponge

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Rebecca Humphries

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Meeting Sally Field last night after All My Sons: Me: I loved you in - My brain: Don’t say Steel Magnolias. Me: ..... My brain: Or Mrs Doubtfire. Me: ..... My brain: Or Forrest Gump or Legally Blonde 2. QUICK. Me: ......All My Sons. But by then, she was gone.

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Rebecca Humphries

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Jokes on us guys! All this time we thought Basil Fawlty a hate filled, slightly racist comic creation. Where in fact, he was John Cleese all along

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

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Some years ago I opined that London was not really an English city any more Since then, virtually all my friends from abroad have confirmed my observation So there must be some truth in it... I note also that London was the UK city that voted most strongly to remain in the EU

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@MrLukeMcQueen One name springs to mind. And their dance partner.

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Blooper reels are better than the movies. There, I said it.

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Now THIS is a THREAD.

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@leemc87

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The early 00s soap awards really delivered some timeless looks:

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Whoever is inside this costume deserves their own series.

Summer Ray

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I know I share it every year but I just can’t quit it, and Mr Blobby is trending so it’s the best excuse. This is arguably the funniest thing ever shown on British television

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New Year’s Eve, 2009. At a posh luvvie party, Fiona Shaw leans over to me & a mate & says ‘this is boring, shall we go for a curry?’. We see Jan 1st in singing with the waiting staff in a deserted Indian restaurant. Never thought she could get any cooler. Then I saw Fleabag ep2.

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@samclaflin ❤️

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Uber drivers: Three dangly air fresheners are TOO MANY DANGLY AIR FRESHENERS. In fact, one is. It’s like being in Lush except I’m paying for it and can’t get out

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The best bit of all of this is I actually ordered flowers for myself today, they’re arriving later. Now I have ALL THE FLOWERS! I’m Elton John!

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Can we talk for a minute about this unacceptable shade?

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Norwich market.

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Before we cancel Russell Brand purely on the basis of these women’s allegations, it’s important to remember one thing. That his stand up was shit as well.

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4 years

Totally horrified. We must promote love and kindness where possible but. Shame on those who opted to demonise her for the sake of a few clicks. Shame on them.

Caroline Flack: TV presenter dies at 40

The former Love Island host was found dead in her London flat, her family confirm.

www.bbc.co.uk

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Rebecca Humphries

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Cats get hated on but we’ve had this arsehole puppy round all afternoon who has terrorised Winston, drunk all his water & is currently lying on my bed eating one of his mouse toys. Dogs are entitled dicks, man.

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3 things make me angry: -Being spoken over, -Being underestimated, -Picking up other people f**king coffee cups to put in a f**king bin in sh**ty central London, not being able to find one & being forced to admit littering pr**ks have a point. One of those is happening now.

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This is a very soothing, gentle thing for your Friday

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In Fleabag heaven and I can’t be alone

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1) It’s Aldi’s own brand 2) What’s that dog got in his mouth 3) He is funny, Bradley Walsh 4) Got you a tiger loaf 5) Countdown (to the Ideal Home exhibition)

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Abject madness! #strictly

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So here it is - Merry Christmas! What I’ve been up to, the lemonade I’ve been mixin’ up for the last 2 months TO THE DAY. 🍋 ‘The Trowel - Beauty without the BS’ is mine & @sensibleclaire ’s blog celebrating products, empowerment & friendship 💅🏻

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Oh look it's us! @SamGSwann @Lucypearman @DanMartinMillar @buzby_bill @aineflanagan 🦄

The Stage

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Prom Kween ( @kweenthemusical ), @MonicaDolan '’s B*easts and The Fall win second batch of @TheStage Edinburgh Awards

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@JasonArnopp 30-50 Feral Hogs Like it Hot

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My mind is tellin me nooo.... But my BODY My BOODDDYYYY is tellin me ye-ee-essss

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@dopegirlfresh

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what song is kitty singing?

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Sweden may have lost Eurovision, but that face drop gif will be a thing of legend. Better than Gaga at the Oscars 👏👏👏 #eurovision

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2019. And I have never felt prouder to be a woman. Never been more grateful to all of the others. ALL, for better or worse, have taught me something about myself, love & respect. I am tingly-excited for the young ones rising up. #IWD ✊🏻👠👠🔥

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Dolly giving us the Valentine’s message we all need 💝

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Mel B banging Geri when they were in Spice Girls is the Aldi version of Carrie Fisher banging Harrison Ford in Star Wars. There’s secret pop culture sex happening everywhere guys and I am HERE for it.

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Give that social media manager a pay rise

The Museum of English Rural Life

@TheMERL

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hey @britishmuseum give us your best duck

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Today a girl caught me doing my lines in the nail salon, and we got chatting. She told me acting is her fallback career if she doesn’t get the job she went for at Gatwick Airport and I love her ✈️😍

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