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I wish a DEI would

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5 months

“HILARY BANKS WILL YOU MARRY…”

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@Son_ImSleep

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“Fuck it, if Rudolph could fly I probably cou-“

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I wish a DEI would

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2 years

Somebody in the comment section said “yesssss Harry Pottah and the waistline of secrets” and I am on the floor. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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5 months

I love the JC penny pics but this is my favorite one. The baby 😩😩😩😩

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3 years

I love my people

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3 years

EXCUSE ME? 😩😩😩😩

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2 months

Colombia is just so well rounded, best food and drinks, surgeries and cocaine 😶

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2 months

ASTONISHING! This woman-led surgery center in Colombia left zero crumbs on the plate. She did an amazing job! 🇨🇴

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2 years

Pls don’t eat my vagina for 30 minutes.

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2 years

I was kinda cute in Vegas

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2 years

@refinedSMARTS I thought the “my” in my tweet did that. 🌚💀

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2 years

Y’all remember this pic? Well..

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🌚

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2 years

The TL sleep?

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1 month

SMITTCITY🌃#Ⓜ️ADLUV💙🤞🏾TO🅿️DAWG

@GucciSuckaFree

1 month

Where did yall get this “turn me/you every way but lose” 😂😂❓

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1 year

No, I’m 39 and I look 39. Also, I’m cool with that.

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3 years

Excuse me?

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2 months

I know he did. 😔

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2 months

Do y’all believe someone can die from a broken heart?

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7 months

I think about this North Face jacket almost everyday. 🥹

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2 years

No filter. 39 and I love it here. P.s I have seborrheic dermatitis and if the skincare girlies have any tips on how to minimize flare ups, lmk. 🫶🏼

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1 year

!!!! @KarlousM

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4 months

A lil throwback.

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1 year

Snapchat said I was 🔥 3 years ago 🤧😮‍💨😔

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3 years

Look at him run 😩😩

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1 year

When he want me to make him a sandwich at 3am

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28 days

Hi.

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3 years

RT if you remember this reality TV show.

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2 months

88 days until the summa

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3 months

Summer time me

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9 months

Give me 60 days 🌚

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2 years

@DailyLoud Welp, now she have a place to say for the rest of her life.

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8 months

The North remembers.

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1 year

@NWTSNaomi @Des_J_ @_YamSmalls_ I’m HOLLERING!!!! He’s smart.

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2 years

Not so much 🥴🤰🏽

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2 years

@ondalow3 He throw is back better than me 🌚

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1 year

“Ask your grandparents how far apart they are in age” Nigga, it was wrong then and it’s still wrong now. Now what?

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3 years

Note to self: Go start an argument

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3 years

Random

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1 year

Ya’ll really eat coleslaw?

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4 months

Sometimes 🥴

ty from nfa

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4 months

But do your titties sit pretty?

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3 years

Y’all let men with overdraft bank accounts ask you what you are bringing to the table?

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5 months

They didn’t have to write Trevor off like that lmfao

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5 months

@SalennaG That’s my favorite part lmao

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3 years

My babies came

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2 years

I’m overdue for sex while being high. That shit is the best.

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1 year

#MomBod

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3 years

@kyylareneee Same but instead I bought my own and personalized it. #LibraTingz 😂😂😂 If I want to I definitely will

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2 years

I’m not accepting the bare minimum because I don’t give it. Move.

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3 years

Thursday.

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2 years

Him: “you probably with a nigga” Me: in my bedroom

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1 year

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

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2 years

“Where the fuck did you get a cow?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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2 years

We outside or nah?

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1 month

Bring back cruel and unusual punishment

Everything Georgia

@GAFollowers

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Georgia father sentenced to 50 years for poisoning baby's milk with antifreeze to avoid paying child support. Luckily the baby survived.

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3 years

Cater 2 u is a slave song now???

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2 years

😈

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2 months

@iamjamesnumber1 Yes she was and that’s her husband that died a few days later

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1 year

Y’all are obsessed with playing mind games while dating. You don’t have to go two days without talking to me to see if I really like you. You’re gonna know I do. I make it known. I am an adult, beloved.

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2 years

Like…

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3 months

✈️

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6 months

Yes. This muthafugga gon say “I’m busting for Westside.” As he was nuttin’ I was so fucking pissed 😭😭😭😭

And IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU

@_PhallonX0X0

6 months

I know everybody likes to talk during sex but has somebody ever said something during sex that turned y’all off?

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3 years

How cute is my AirPods case?

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2 years

#BlackHistoryMonth

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2 months

Good Morning Chicago

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2 years

I just want a man that will buy me Starbucks everyday and tell me I’m beautiful while nuttin on my face.

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1 year

My Snapchat memories >>

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1 year

Excuse me? ♎️

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3 years

tu mai

@buttaricaan

3 years

How would you describe yourself?

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3 years

Oh, ok.

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3 years

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

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2 years

@noony0g ♎️

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2 years

I’ll be wholesome today. #TBT I was like 32.

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3 years

My credit card balances are at $0. I love that for me.

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2 years

@NotBubbz I’m so damn mad LMFAOOOOOOOOO

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3 years

What’s wrong with announcing your single after a break up? How else is his homeboy suppose to know?

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3 years

A lie don’t care who tell it.

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3 years

Black men are not properly loved until they make money and that’s a dang shame 😒

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4 months

I like Betty Boop 😩

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2 years

@MrGee54 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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3 months

Throwback Thursday

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2 years

Give me a minute… I’ll be back wit it.

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2 years

Cash app ya man $500 today and then dispute it with ya bank 😍

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@heathermdoyle Yes! I loved that part too

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Clearly, I can only tie one up correctly

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2 years

This man dick is so good I almost said “I love you”

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4 months

Ya’ll talk about Covid vaccines the way ya’ll talk about your exes. Move on already.

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3 years

@earthulabae 38.

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3 years

YA’LL! So, I tried to put a mask on my resident and she said “Don’t put that shit on me.” I said “It’s for your protection from the virus” She said “If people washed their ass it wouldn’t be a virus” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 She’s 93.

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Let’s not pretend we don’t have patterns. We are all aware when the energy has shifted even in text messages. I’m sure “wassup” wasn’t the response he normally gets.

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2 years

Le sigh