@Kaimandante
"Let's not waste the vaccine" the doctor says. "Fuck you" his employer responds.
I think I know who's in the wrong here and it ain't the doctor.
@raptorsnack
@geemart_
@VICE
I realize that's worse, much much worse.
I commission actual artwork from actual artists, I don't consider that bad but usually I get a jpeg or png.
@JHPrice695
@JohnDriscoll811
@jason_koebler
"There are plenty of reasons to shut off a body cam."
No there fucking isn't. Do we shut off security cameras too? How about some ketchup for that boot you're slobbering all over?
@urbanmeyerlives
@Kaimandante
Ah yes $135 worth of doses about to expire. Of course, we charge people with smoking pot too so y'know totally on par with the justice system in this country.
@theclowntownttv
@keffals
You put a slur in the thumbnail in the video in which you apologized for the slur?
Wouldn't it have been easier not to use the slur at all?
RIP to
@notscotthenson
Can't say I was the closest friend but I loved his "Big Cat" wrestling theme and even got a collab with him just 3 years ago. Thanks to
@ArtByHornbuckle
My condolences to
@SarianSoftPaws
and the rest of Scott's family and friends.
Merry Christmas! Pheagle The Red-Nosed Reindeer is bringing Santa to your house to deliver gifts!
...just leave a pair of unripped clothes in addition to milk and cookies. Pheagle will thank you!
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@binturongboy
You're minding your own business, going out during a thunderstorm, when suddenly you get zapped by lightning and turn into a Raichu!
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@ArtByHornbuckle
Never should have gone to "Dr. L. Fox" to cure my migraine...turns out he was none other than
@LappiFox
! He gave me pills that tasted like Laffy Taffy and serenaded me with a limerick that turned me into a large hydra!
...and after all that my head STILL hurt!
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@theKitsuneKit
@Blirdnodge
@BeijingPalmer
Apparently a black barber from my hometown cut John Wilkes Booth's hair and he blabbed about his plans to assassinate Lincoln, but no one believed the barber.
Not sure how true it is to be honest but I could see it playing out like that in the 1800s.
@vexwerewolf
@nypost
How the fuck do you look at a $20 bill and say it's counterfeit when it's genuine? Whoever did that needs to answer for his shit.
And of course the damned cops need to pay for their crimes too.
@Betty_Americana
@TheStuffOfMemes
That's...not a good way to simulate homelessness and I wouldn't have them do an accurate one either, since it means no dorm room or apartment, and sleeping on a university bench.
My latest piece from
@edmoledmol
showing me transforming into a large eagle plush!
You'll notice he no longer has a Patreon. But you can still find and subscribe to him on Pixiv Fanbox!
Also commission him on SKEB when he's open.
My birthday was on the 12th and
@LappiFox
came to visit, bringing a gift and his accordion to play me a special birthday song...but maybe we should have gone outside first...
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@OtherWords10
The creator of these fantastic art pieces
@CreatureUnknowm
just passed away today at 24 years old. I barely knew the guy but this is hard to process. I know he was nice to me whenever we interacted. He was taken too soon.
Looks like
@LappiFox
has joined the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade this year! And he's turned me into a parade balloon with his magical accordion!
But I won't be the only one! Whoever's watching in person or on TV will be soon to follow!
Drawn by
@OtherWords10
!
In celebration of
#WorldBearDay
I decided to be a Chicago Bear for the day...but of course my transformative tendencies took over and made me a literal bear!
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@binturongboy
Pheagle poses in his Eagles uniform, when a football-shaped hoop transforms him into a bald eagle and destroys his uniform, only to make him revert, leaving him half-naked!
A Magic Hoop TF animation I got from
@kornepheross
who drew the art and
@Malyrn
who animated it!
@vexwerewolf
Does Elon not understand how algorithms work? They're not "being used" on accounts that swing a certain direction politically, they're used all across the website and suspend based on preprogrammed criteria.
Conservatives are clearly violating and triggering that criteria more.
If sports is what you want to do
You should really become a kangaroo!
Strong legs to dunk a ball
With a sturdy tail, you'll never fall
Of course you can wear boxing gloves
and a new pouch you'll surely love
Plus endurance to run really far
...I didn't consider racing a car
So a certain avian hybrid has worked for well over a year on a fantastic piece of art with over 600 avians in it.
It's because of her generosity and kindness that I decided to gift
@_likeshine_
with a little TF of her becoming her gryphon character!
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@binturongboy
@J5Nelson
@RexChapman
Maybe learn to fucking drive? You're supposed to stop before the crosswalk, not in it. I wouldn't mind if someone dropped a giant boulder on top of your car if you did that.
My buddy
@werenimal
was famished after his recent transformation into a bald eagle, so I took the two of us ice fishing...I just hope he doesn't want to eat me!
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@ArtByHornbuckle
Remember those milkshakes that turned me and my friends into cows? Well I got one for
@ArtByHornbuckle
too and he transformed off-screen! I guess Unicorn Milkshakes turn you into a unicorn!
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@HoneybearArts
My closeup from the giant Christmas collab arranged by
@Samual_the_Wolf
and drawn by
@ArtByHornbuckle
!
HB must have spiked my drink with a little "Christmas Spirit" because now I'm turning into a moose!
I think Turning Red looks like a cute movie and who doesn't want to turn into a big fluffy red panda?
Here's something I got a few months ago, depicting me excitedly opening a Christmas gift from Binty, which turns me into a red panda!
Drawn by
@binturongboy
@RileyTheFox_
People in the LGBT have been fighting for your rights for decades. To say you're not oppressed for being gay is silly. Maybe you've been fortunate enough to avoid hardships but what if you wanted to get married or adopt a child?
@Rich_Wanker
@DeadLecturer
@Nuevocentos
and that's why I chose to drive the moving truck when we moved last year. I was the only one in the family with rental truck experience. Somewhere between 1 and 2 years doing some driving for my job, which is a lot better than nothing.
Hoping to take a break from transformation shenanigans,
@Samuel_the_Wolf
and I took a trip to the beach...but
@LappiFox
was there waiting for us to make our vacation more exciting! ๐๏ธ ๐ถ ๐ฆ ๐
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@JakkalWolf
Just opened a package addressed to me and
@renegade_roo
hopped out and sat in front of me. He's such a cute plush!
Thank you
@BuildAFur
and
@AmmyStarForgi
for bringing this fuzzbutt to me!
@theArielOrange
@RightWingCope
It's cute that you think I'm not bothered by people running other people over.
Course this coming from someone who supports a party whose members literally advocate running over protesters.
My good friend
@MavenPShayon
wanted to become a plush with me so he gifted part of his Spa Day to both of us being plushified! And we couldn't be happier as two plump stuffed animals!
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@ArtByHornbuckle
@MitchellAHorton
@melstonemusic
I think it's more that their foreign names can be a bit confusing and they adopt "Americanized" names to make it easier on everyone.
@ClemFox_
@SUNSETSAPPHICS
@EdBCollie
They're not on Twitter, oh no they'd probably swiftly be banned. I searched for the username and it came right up on a site called Parlor.
And judging from the about page they're very right-wing.
@depthsofwiki
They forgot about Lee M. Cardholder. Sometimes the credit card companies mail his cards to my house by mistake. But they're flimsy cardboard for some reason.
@CastimoniaMen
@Reuters
I can see that. People getting upset over furries are the proof that society has gone to crap.
Here's some advice from a furry: grow up. We're not forcing you to be a furry or causing harm to you in any way.