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@BaldermortS

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YouTube video story teller. Covering warhammer and Mythology. Mostly harmless…..

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Joined November 2019
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@BaldermortS
Baldermort
1 year
I may be drunk. I just want to apologise for venting and whining. I just get frustrated sometimes. I try to provide positive, interesting and relaxing content. I do NOT understand why some see this as a negative. Literally, I’m an old bald fart trying to improve lives.
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Baldermort
1 year
I will not be covering the Arks of Omens. I have no book and am unable to gain one. Despite pre ordering. Fed up. The joy is gone. I am sick of doing my best to get nothing in response. Zero. I need a new job. This one is sh*te.
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@BaldermortS
Baldermort
5 months
A little tired of being asked where I got the AI voice. My videos predate AI of that type. It’s my ‘phone voice’ to be sure. But it’s real. I pity the later generations. They will never know what is fake, faux or reality. Hard times for them. Poor sods. :(
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@BaldermortS
Baldermort
11 months
Offer accepted. I’m moving soon! Finally, we’ll have a bit more room. :) Colossal Thanks to @markiplier @LordMinion777 @muyskerm and all the subscribers and the gorgeous wonderful amazing patrons. Life changing moment. I’m utterly elated. :).
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Baldermort
1 year
Sigh. Stop feeding trolls guys. Do you really care what anyone says about your hobbies? No. You shouldn’t. You should be too busy having fun after a good days work. If sone need to shout about their status? Really? Status? Ffs. Listen to Tywin. Soooo Sad.
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@BaldermortS
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10 months
GW keep making the same mistake. Every time they draw up a new ‘show’ it’s Small scale or squad level character work. Just no! The thing that gives warhammer it’s zest is the scale of it all. Stop penny pinching. Drop skirmishes Show BATTLES! Show us the wars!
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Baldermort
1 year
Look! My best buddy only got, then painted up, two of these horrors for my birthday. :). Yay. I did buy myself a few bits too. A leviathan dread. A thanatar. plus a PS5. It’s a big birthday with a 0 in it. So why not? A good day thus far. ;).
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Baldermort
8 months
So, reading new Space marine codex and erm, Iron Hands debrief via buttplugs? Sorry, base of spine cortical input. Has that always been the case?
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Baldermort
1 year
Insomnia. Due to being away from home. Bad. Moaned in a forum incognito. ‘Just go listen to Baldermort’ someone typed. Le Sigh…………
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Baldermort
2 years
We hit 150,000 subscribers. Yay!!!
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Baldermort
1 year
I now avoid DMs/messages. Why? Its now 60%+ likely that everyone who contacts me will declare ‘I’m starting a YouTube channel. Will you help me?’ Please stop. I have no formula. My other channels are doing poo. Just stop assuming I cheat? I work hard. That’s it!
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Baldermort
1 year
I am sooooooooo excited. 😂😂😂. Only two sleeps to my first Warhammerfest. Ooohhh. I hope they have hotdogs! And cider. And toys. And reveals. And games. And more toys. And tables. And merch And cosplayers And artists And writers And and…. Im so excited!
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Baldermort
1 year
- Please do more Ork lore! B: Do you watch other Xenos lore vids? - Nope. B: And that’s why I can’t do them often. Result: If you WANT Xenos lore? Watch other Xenos videos. If you want variety, watch variety. It’s merely light entertainment. But I gotta eat.
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Baldermort
2 years
To prevent permanent mental damage to the community, I have refused a manscape advert. Don’t all thank me at once. 🤣😁😁😁😁
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Baldermort
7 months
Finally! I’m moving home. Exchanged. Moving in on Monday. God the process is tedious in Blighty. But I’m finally there. My last house move. No video this week. Sorry. But that’s my reason. Packing as fast as a Hamster being evicted by werewolves. Oh yes I am. :). Yay!!
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Baldermort
2 months
There is no perfect time. There’s only the right time. Your dreams? That book, video, game, model, trip, holiday, course you were going to write/invent/start/go on/enjoy? NOW is the right time. Don’t turn on YouTube or the tv after work tonight. Begin.
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Baldermort
1 year
I’m going to take down these strings. I should not have moaned. I should not sulk. I should not bum people out. Apologies to one and all. I really should close this account. This platform brings out the worst in me. :(. Sorry. Again.
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Baldermort
1 year
First video I make in nearly 2 months and it’s not even for my channel. But it’s good to be back in the horse. :). New video coming Friday on my channel. Looking forward to it. ;)
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Baldermort
9 months
Sometimes I forget how nice people can be. Big shout out to @CMValrak for a pep talk I wasn’t expecting. Nor deserving if I’m honest. What a decent honest dude. And I mean DUDE!!!!
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Baldermort
1 year
Throwing in the towel. No video tonight. Backache now Makey sitty too ouchy. Hence No editty. Sigh. Bath time. Try again on the morrow. But to be fair, I been going since 8am. Veeery ouchy. Nunnite all.
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Baldermort
2 years
Does anyone here like the game Fallout?
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Baldermort
3 months
No video today. Sorry. :(. Couldn’t finish to my satisfaction in time. (I rushed so have to rewrite it) Birthday put me off track and I’m at warhammer world for a 12 hour gaming binge today to recharge the batteries. I hope you all have an amazing weekend.
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Baldermort
1 year
Huh. Weird. I’m used to seasonal ups and downs, but this one has me foxed. Getting a large influx of people over the last 3 weeks. Like, large. Haven’t changed format. Haven’t changed a thing. Utterly bemused. Weird good! But weird.
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Baldermort
2 years
There are days the trolls get to you. A lot. Thus far today: I’m inept. I can’t narrate. I’m annoying. I can’t write. I don’t know my subjects. I can’t edit. I sound like I’m dying. I’m conceited! Usually I don’t care. But I’ve had a tidal wave of it today. Balls.
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Baldermort
9 months
I really really enjoyed this one. In my top ten episodes. The gents are on form. 🤣😂😂😂
@LordMinion777
Wade Barnes
9 months
Love Whose Line is it Anyway and, as such, I got the boys to play some games inspired by them. Watch on @Spotify @spotifypodcasts :
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Baldermort
2 years
Ta da!!!! I don’t actually get many offers for paid freelance. So, a rarity. And I really enjoyed doing this.
@AvalonHill
Avalon Hill Games
2 years
The Avalon Hill Panel is showing NOW! Join us at Hasbro Pulse Con to get all the details on Heroscape: Age of Annihilation - including how you can back the Has Lab! Join us here:
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Baldermort
1 year
Why am I at the YouTube Uk gaming summit? I’ve literally no idea. But I have a strong suspicion I may be the oldest guy here. Again, zero idea why I got invited, but it should be a fun day. :).
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Baldermort
1 year
A gentle listener is never late. Nor are they early. They arrive precisely when they need to. :). Wow. I am soooo grateful to every last person who ever listened or watched a video. And the patrons? Wow. Just wow.
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Baldermort
7 months
Yummy. Lovely afternoon of making. :). Breachers. We die… slightly slower than tacticals. :).
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Baldermort
2 months
I’m going to play my 2nd day of gaming. I’m going to try to calm down. I’m going to come back next week more positive. I can’t release a video this weekend or it’d be… against my stated values. (Relaxation only). Apologies. I. Am. Livid.
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Baldermort
3 years
Never been to a warhammer event which didn’t have the ‘don’t be a d*ck’ rule blared at top volume before the Widdle men got even taken out of their boxes. You come in wearing a swastika? Bye bye. It’s not hard. It may seem it sometimes, but it’s really not. Don’t be a dick
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Baldermort
3 years
Chapter Mast Valrak has been hit. Hard. RTA. If you watch my channel and not his then do me a huge favour and click into a couple of his videos for a bit please? Let’s make sure he has a channel that is still strong to return to? Just a request, but please do consider it.
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Baldermort
5 months
Merry Christmas to one and all. :).
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Baldermort
18 days
X notification : person has followed you. Me: why? I don’t do or say anything….
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Baldermort
1 year
The leaks? I’m kinda disappointed really. Will I read it? Not sure. But most people I interact with will have. And I find it a little sad really. Because when we all get things at the same time? We’re ALL there. Together. World wide. Enjoying the moment. 1/
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Baldermort
7 months
Well, after a 4 + month wait, I have a moving date at last. 2 weeks. Elated. I am da happy servo skull. :) Hopefully it’ll be quieter there. Yay. :).
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Baldermort
1 year
If you are a creator going to warhammerfest, you MUST contact us on this email so you can take pictures etc. So I Emailed. Auto response: ‘we need 6 months to process any new request before your event.’ 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂 Yeah. Knocking it out the park on that one, GW.
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Baldermort
7 months
I see the ‘rings’ lot have got a creator to 1 Million. Congratulations. Honestly. But WE, the warhammer creator community WILL respond. Prepare for creativity like you’ve never seen before. WE, the warhammer nuts, WILL respond. It’s time. We are coming.
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Baldermort
3 years
Sodaz… We know he got chased from the community by a bad bad element. Rage won’t fix that. You fight fire with water. Not more fire. Rise above guys. Trolls thrive on traction. Don’t empower them with any more scalps or thrills. Ignore them. It hurts them more.👺
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Baldermort
1 year
Happy new year!!!!!! :). Have a gorgeous 2023. :)
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Baldermort
2 years
Aaaand yesterday I became head of my little family. Sigh. Shit shit week. So glad it’s my birthday in it. Not.
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Baldermort
2 years
179,000 subscribers. It’s just another number. It’s also not just any number. :). Yay! :).
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Baldermort
2 years
Well, my channel tells me it’s now 3 years old…… Soooo weird. That crept up on me. Erm, happy birthday to the Guides? Yay? Suppose I’ll try to do something next week for it. Urg. But then, nobody watches those vids. Back to lore and silly stories I guess. :)
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Baldermort
4 years
Fed up of it. Fed up. Nobody gets the unremitting tirade of BS I get over voice work. I am one older chap at a f**king keyboard, not bloody HBO. I have no ‘team’ and no tech support or endless hours to ‘make it perfect’. One man band. One. Soooo angry. Fed up of it.
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Baldermort
2 years
I hope you all have an amazingly productive and fulfilling day. :). You’re wonderful and you can kick ass. Get it done. :).
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Baldermort
1 year
Try to avoid the smut of this post and just hit the video. He’s northern. It’s not his fault.
@CMValrak
Chapter Master Valrak
1 year
We the upcoming releases of the World Eater Codex and the new Arks of Omen campaign, we're starting to get a glimpse at new lore, first up is the Wolrd Eaters who gathered a force that rivals their days during the Crusade/Heresy...ANGRON IS COMING!
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Baldermort
1 year
Feeling….. KUNNIN. Wish me luck. It’s been a while.
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Baldermort
3 years
Just reached 90k in our wee community. yay! :)
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Baldermort
1 year
Am I the only person who heard about the new rules for 40k then just thought ‘sod it. I’ll just wait for 10th edition. We all know it’s only months away. I’ll just HH until then!’ Or is my fatigue clouding my usually jolly outlook. 😂🤣🤣
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Baldermort
1 year
MEEEERRRRY CHRIIISTMAS!!!!!! I hope you all have an amazing day. :).
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Baldermort
5 months
Haaaaappy new year!!!! I hope you have a magical, life-enriching 2024. I know times are ‘interesting’ as the old curse goes, but do really try to find time for fun this year. :)
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Baldermort
1 year
Looks at new tank. Looks at dreadhammer stats. *clutches pearls*. My infantry……. Oh sweet Perturabo’s rusted iron balls. My infantry……. (Gonna need more squads.🤣😂😂😂)
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Baldermort
2 years
Ever wanted to play Fallout..... In London???
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Baldermort
2 years
Anyone any idea why I got a spike in subs? Baffling.
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Baldermort
10 months
Erm. Do you think the block function being removed is because we all just block the ad companies? I feel slightly guilty now. But some I just did not want spamming me. :(.
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Baldermort
7 months
Internet only being installed into my new house today. Le sigh. Hence, no video until next week. Many apologies. I hope you all have a fantastic weekend. See you next week.
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Baldermort
5 months
It’s not featuring me. I’m in it. But its all the Rememberancer. Good lad. Go have a shuftie. :).
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Baldermort
3 months
Good morning all! I hope you have a fantastic day. Have a wonderful lunch. And, on your breaks or after the grind, Make some time for fun. Try to really enjoy yourself today. :).
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Baldermort
1 year
1/2 In M 42 a crack Kommando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These boyz promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Necromunda underground. Today, still wanted by pretty much everyone, they survive as boyz of fortune.
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Baldermort
3 years
People cannot understand the word ‘Guide’. Last time. I’m for starters in warhammer 40k. I don’t and NEVER EVER will do AoSigmar. I don’t do ‘deep dives’ its intro stuff. I don’t do x or y character in footnote to page 3245 of book 952 of the Horus F**ing heresy.
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Baldermort
6 months
The problem with 2 hour videos is that you don’t know how it’s gone until at least 3 hours later. Nervous? Who’s nervous?
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Baldermort
3 years
I don’t often play Age of Signar, but when I do….. I play big.
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Baldermort
2 years
Ok, I don’t deal in rumours. But Valrak does and, as far as I see it, has about an 80% hit average. Enjoy. This is going to be huge!!! Because we all know Valrak brought it back. :)
@CMValrak
Chapter Master Valrak
2 years
Talking rumours I heard about the upcoming Space Marine 2 game, apparently, this game is going to be BIG, not just the game but all the merch to go with it, including a Captain Titus model that will have rules for the tabletop!
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Baldermort
4 months
What an honour. Rem tagged me in to do a video as his throat was out. 40K theories is a total hero of mine, so I cannot state how happy I was to lend a hand. Both are excellent videos. Give them a shuftie. You will not regret it. :)
@40KTheories
Remleiz - 40K Theories
4 months
Two theory videos are now live! A new one narrated by our dear friend @BaldermortS , and a re-edit/re-upload of an older one due to YT being YT. In either case be sure to check out both and we hope you enjoy them! ⛓ in the replies.
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Baldermort
2 years
Wishing you all a wonderful week. Don’t ‘get through’ these next 7 days. Try to find ways to really enjoy at least an hour or two each day. You can do it. :)
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Baldermort
2 months
11k aside gand of heresy today. My iron warriors vs imp fists and 1k sons. Wish me luck! I’m gonna need it. :).
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Baldermort
1 year
A Complete History of the Unification Wars (Warhammer 40k & Horus Heresy... via @YouTube Strangely, you won’t find a lot of lore on the unification wars. Here it is. Go get it. Slap him a sub too. Excellent stuff. :)
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Baldermort
1 year
A brother just pointed out I’m not creating, But still interacting. This is not good. I’ll be going radio silent for a week minimum. Have a delectable time one and all. :)
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Baldermort
10 months
Advertisers: ‘Can you do an advert?’ Me: Potentially. Send over the brief….. Brief: ‘Youtuber must have face visible throughout entire advert’. Ffs. Why did you contact ME? Lazy. Damned lazy. Look at just one video before you email? Even just One!
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Baldermort
2 years
Over 7,000 subscribers without even a video. So many concentrate on a few loud angry people. They ignore the HORDES of ‘us’ who are lovely. This community is amazing!!! Utterly humbled. And eternally PROUD of my fellow hammerheads. Eternally. Chocking up. Gotta go.
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Baldermort
1 year
Sigh. Whenever I go on Twitter I see the videos I was planning to do already uploaded by others. Some I was really excited to do as well. …… bugger……. Ah well. Nothing under the sun is original, as they say. But it’s sooooo annoying. :)
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Baldermort
2 years
No more freebie requests. If you want my skills, then you have to pay for them. I don't approach randoms to do my editing for free, so don't ask me to spend my limited life on your project. If it has legs, if you believe in it, then you'll find funds. Work for it. I do.
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Baldermort
3 years
Really tired of people gleefully informing me they’ve copied my format down to the ground and have started up their own identical lore channel. And, yep, it’s s carbon copy alright. It’s not flattery my when you’ve worked your guts out. Not funny at all. So want to quit today.
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Baldermort
3 years
Finally. After 5 years, I can again afford some new glasses. Al I can say is THANK YOU ALL! To the community. Hoping this will allow me to spot bad pictures a lot better. Plus stop the headaches! Honestly, I cannot thank you all enough. :) :) ;)
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Baldermort
6 months
😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
@MamikonPaints
Mamikon
6 months
If she says no, Warhammer and I are always there for you. Learn how to paint, enjoy. #WarhammerCommunity
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Baldermort
1 year
Yay. At last, New dentures Now for the adjustment days where I sound like a slowed down Daffy Duck. I’ll take them out to record this week, but hopefully they’ll get rid of that mild whistle. And thank you to my patreons and Distractible for making it possible. Chuffed. :)
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Baldermort
8 months
Link below. Better late than never? A re-twit would be appreciated. :) Have a great weekend one and all.
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Baldermort
1 year
2/2 If you have a problem, if no one else can make it worse, if you can find them? Maybe you can hire.. the G team.
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Baldermort
1 year
ARKS OF OMEN - ABADDON Just over an hour. First time out of the pen this year, so give it a share if you deem it worthy. I could do with the help. :) I hope you have a magnificent weekend.
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Baldermort
1 year
200k!
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Baldermort
6 months
A very happy Thanksgiving to those over the pond. I hope you all eat, drink and are merry. :).
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Baldermort
1 year
Hmmm. Quite a few arks of omen ‘lion’ videos around already….. Strange that it drops tomorrow,….. weird that ‘internet security’ eh? Question is, do I even bother now? Doubtable.
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Baldermort
2 years
ROFL!!!!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😂😂😂
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Baldermort
3 months
‘I saved your video for a good time so I could enjoy it’. A massive compliment. But you are saying to YouTube ‘meh, maybe later’. So they bury it. If you like niche stuff - download it or donate. Because otherwise it doesn’t happen. YouTube is a vicious platform.
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Baldermort
2 years
I was there…. I was there the day the squats returned.. By jingo this is fun. :).
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Baldermort
2 years
Just know - Talking with Mark Iplier is like conversing with a brunet Sanguinius. 1st time on camera thingies. I was SHOCKED. He’s even nicer than on ‘camera.’ He deserves every last inch of success he gets. I’m no panderer. Legit. He’s angelic.
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Baldermort
5 months
Why bring it back then do this!????
@HashionDiscord
Hashi
5 months
Yeah this aint sounding too good, guarantee skaven and lizardmen fans are gonna get screwed by this one. Chaos daemon players probably will too, if chaos daemons ever get some new support as the army meant to be universal across the games....
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Baldermort
2 years
Got a small brown box today. Inside? THE LORD OF IRON! Fully painted. Fully ready for war. And enough transfers for my entire army. And then some. I do not deserve this level of kindness. My guys are the most considerate in the world. I am Blessed. Totally.
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Baldermort
2 years
I use who I’ve got available. I’m not HBO. Ok? I do my best. If it’s not enough it’s not enough. Derision gets you nowhere. Stop watching. I put this shot up for entertainment, not be ‘marked’. If you don’t enjoy it you are wasting your time.
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Baldermort
1 year
Well, I told Lightbringer ‘you’ll never finish in time. Go to bed. We’ll put it out next week.’ Wake up to find ‘it’ finished. She Worked through the night to hit deadline. Sooo proud. Lol. YouTube. It ain’t for those who like 9-5. Sorry but it ain’t.
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Baldermort
4 months
CHOPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAA!!!!! YES! :)
@40KTheories
Remleiz - 40K Theories
4 months
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Baldermort
1 year
We got one!!!
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Baldermort
18 days
A minor moan ‘thanks to the team’. What team? I am a one man band. Still. Lightbringer does the other channel with me. It’s why I don’t improve much. I can’t master any discipline as I’m on my jack jones and YouTube changes constantly. Urg. Moan over. :)
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Baldermort
8 months
Annoyed. ‘Wheres an Ork video’. About a video dropped in September. The first Ork video will be on Friday. Ffs. Like anyone even covers them? Maybe an overview video or two? I do l loads! Long, fun, gorgeous Orky videos. Really putting me off doing Kronan. 😔😔😔
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Baldermort
11 months
Catastrophically grumpy. Drowning in a sea of paperwork (Taxes, accounts, mortgage applications ) and it’s soured my usually jolly demeanour as it’s eradicating my head Space for generating my wee tales. So apologies if I am not chipper.
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Baldermort
3 years
On this day, 2 years ago, I had exactly 180 subscribers and just passed 5k total views. Ah. I missed the 2 year anniversary. Busy busy, scatty, baldy bee. 😂😂😂
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Baldermort
10 months
Sigh. Sometimes I forget my age when writing a script. These…..are wombles. (Mark VI video reference).
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Baldermort
1 year
Come on guys!!! Let’s get Oc to 100,000!!!
@OculusImperia
Oculus Imperia🏳️‍🌈
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@BaldermortS
Baldermort
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Is anyone else being spammed relentlessly with only fans adverts with the same pictures for all? It’s doing my head in. How do I make this stop? Take out my DoB? Help.
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