Bob @muyskerm Twitter profile

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@muyskerm

3 years

That Unus Annus sign off might be the most satisfying thing I've ever seen. What a bright spot in a weird year. What a moment to be proud of two friends that I haven't gotten to see in over a year. What the hell have I been doing with my precious time? #mementomori

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@muyskerm

2 years

Well shit…

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2 years

Okay well it happened way sooner than I thought but the message is the same. Thank every one of you people who subscribed to my YouTube. This is unreal

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@muyskerm

3 years

@CrankGameplays Hey you aren’t dead? Wtf? Disappointment

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@muyskerm

7 years

Best friends just hanging out. Having a chill time.

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@muyskerm

3 years

Hey @LordMinion777 , weren't you looking for a check mark? Turns out I totally have one you could borrow if you still need

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@muyskerm

3 years

Hey everyone I feel like I have to say this publicly. @markiplier is like, super real. He's the realest human I know. He definitely exists and is real so don't worry about a̸n̸y̴t̵h̷i̵n̶g̴

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@muyskerm

2 years

All humans have a fundamental right to bodily autonomy. The Supreme Court decision repealing Roe v. Wade is an erosion of that fundamental right and an embarrassment to this country. Imposing your personal beliefs onto others is oppressive and un-American

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2 years

Life is a leaf of paper white, Whereon each one of us may write His word or two, and then comes night. Greatly begin! Though thou have time But for a line, be that sublime, - Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - James Russell Lowell #ISWM

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@muyskerm

3 years

Mark's new hat off to two talented dudes. Excited to watch the end with everyone. #MementoMori

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@muyskerm

4 years

I will not be streaming on my page again until Wednesday at the earliest. My grandfather passed away this past weekend and I'm spending time with family to remember him. Thanks for understanding and I will see you all soon.

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@muyskerm

2 years

False alarm, turns out I’m not sick. I’m just rad as fuck

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@muyskerm

2 years

@Apocalypto_12 You got it Amy.

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@muyskerm

1 year

There will DEFINITELY be an update in a future episode about the new freezer that was delivered today…

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@muyskerm

3 years

The domestic terrorism in DC today was encouraged, enabled, and tacitly endorsed by the president. This was a planned protest and the administration knowingly allowed this to happen. How is this man our president and who could possibly still think he deserves the office?

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2 years

I know some of you unironically think that was a picture of a pregnancy test and I can’t… Even if you thought it was a pregnancy test, lie to me and tell me it was a joke. It will make my recovery much easier

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@muyskerm

10 months

There is no new episode of Distractible today. For reasons I will not explain, this is entirely my fault. If I literally had better reading comprehension this sad day might have been avoided. #BlameWade

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@muyskerm

3 years

I was in that! I WON A STREAMY FOR MY BRILLIANT PERFORMANCES! YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND!

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3 years

Congrats @markiplier ! A Heist With Markiplier is winning a #streamys for Scripted Series.

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@muyskerm

1 year

@flipperone2012 Everyone has to call me daddy from now on. I earned it.

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@muyskerm

4 years

Well would you look at that. Thank you to each and every one of you Bobbleheads!

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@muyskerm

2 years

I honestly never thought my YouTube channel would get to 1,000,000 subs. I made the decision to focus on streaming and accepted that the numbers would be what they would be. But this might actually happen in the next couple weeks and that’s fucking wild. Thanks so much everyone.

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@muyskerm

2 years

#NewProfilePic courtesy of Distractible subreddit user Yanitim! Love it, thank you!

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@muyskerm

1 year

Baby’s room is looking damn cute. Thanks so much to everyone who sent us presents from the baby registry. You helped make this happen!

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@muyskerm

8 years

Markiplier's Heroes and the Bobblehead community came together to raise $66,316 for @MusAidOrg and it was an unbelievable day! Thank you!

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@muyskerm

1 year

Tears of joy right now as James sleeps in his own bed alone in his own room for the first time EVER!

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@muyskerm

8 years

Sneak preview of tonight's festivities

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@muyskerm

7 years

The channel just hit 600,000 subscribers! Thank you to every single one of you Bobbleheads, you are amazing! Never imagined this milestone!

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@muyskerm

7 years

By the way, it is purple. Sorry for teasing you internet.

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@muyskerm

7 years

Join @markiplier , @Jack_Septic_Eye , @LordMinion777 and me for some custom @PUBATTLEGROUNDS ! Server "Join Us" Password "Bepis"

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@muyskerm

2 years

This isn’t paid or anything (some of my friends do run the company so keep that in mind I guess) but goddamn @cloakbrand makes the best sweatpants money can buy. They make good stuff in general but the sweatpants…it is rare to wear anything as comf as these sweatpants.

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@muyskerm

5 years

Dear Internet, I resent you for making me want to watch Bird Box. It’s not a good movie. It’s fine. The acting is good. The movie has an intriguing setup and then disappoints at every turn. Also, don’t try to do potentially dangerous things while blindfolded. That’s stupid 🦜📦

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@muyskerm

9 months

And just like that I live in Ohio again. Wow. Mandy and I left Ohio together almost exactly 10 years ago to attend grad school. What a transformative decade. Hard to even comprehend how many things we’ve accomplished and ways we’ve changed and grown as people.

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@muyskerm

7 years

This. Best email ever.

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@muyskerm

4 years

If you are a teacher or know a teacher in the US who needs supplies please fill out or share this form! All stars donated during my August @FacebookGaming streams will be spent on items from teachers' wish lists! #StarsForTeachers

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@muyskerm

2 years

@markiplier Why didn’t you use a picture of me. I could be your Bob…

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@muyskerm

2 years

The cheese wouldn’t break. It just kept cheesing… Tasty though.

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@muyskerm

7 years

Having the best time in LA so far. So fun. Can you tell by my face?

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@muyskerm

3 years

I appreciate everyone's concern about my fridge but make sure you wish @markiplier a happy birthday. He's a pretty cool guy. Maybe the coolest. So go remind him that you love him thiiiiiis much. (imagine my arms spread fairly wife apart during that last sentence)

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@muyskerm

3 years

I'm getting vaccinated on Wednesday! I'm going to stare that medical professional right in their eyes and calmly tell them to "put it in me" repeatedly until it's done. God I can't wait for them to put it in me....

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@muyskerm

3 years

Ladies and gentlemen, the king of meat. This is literally a picture from the lunch in San Diego that we discussed on that episode of Distractible. It doesn't even capture half of the mountain of meat that this man ate.

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@muyskerm

16 days

@johngreen @markiplier Well that’s pretty neat. Tell him what’s up from us.

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@muyskerm

7 years

@markiplier , I'm a much worse friend than Tyler so I got you a picture of me pointing at nothing for your birthday. Happy birthday dude!

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@muyskerm

7 years

I'm going to look fabulous bitches!

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@muyskerm

2 years

The best thing that has ever happened to me was marrying you @flipperone2012 . Love you 😘

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@muyskerm

7 years

Happy birthday to me... I have to buy a new a/c for the house. Just what I always wanted....

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@muyskerm

3 years

Merry Christmas everyone! I hope Santa brought you what you were hoping for! Unless you asked for a pony or some crazy nonsense. You know he can't fit that in the sleigh, come on...

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@muyskerm

4 years

@CrankGameplays Imagine changing as a person...smh

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@muyskerm

3 years

Everyone is so curious so I'll just say it; our refrigerator is working and the water pipe in the back yard is now fixed. It took some time but it is all fixed and functional. Thank you for your concern.

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@muyskerm

3 years

@LordMinion777 @markiplier I fucken lolled tho

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@muyskerm

25 days

Checking in. We survived totality. I am not a good astro photographer.

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@muyskerm

6 years

My phone died last night as I got into my Uber at the airport. I got home at about 1:30am last night. All is well. I slept so hard it was amazing. Sorry if you were waiting for that update.

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@muyskerm

2 years

Ok, let’s get the grill out for the first time this year! Makin some burgers! *finds black widow spider under grill cover* Never mind, burn it all down, this house will never feel safe again. Sorry it’s blurry, I was running away

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@muyskerm

6 years

Thank you for 700,000 YouTube subscribers. Thank you everyone from the bottom of my heart! When I started this crazy journey I never imagined this many people would be interested in my attempts at entertainment.

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@muyskerm

7 months

Getting Older Milestone: almost died going down a small water slide with my infant son during swim class. My back is now very angry at me. James thought it was fun though…I think. Couldn’t see his reaction because I was busy drowning in 3 feet of water.

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@muyskerm

2 years

I am officially parting ways with Killer Jerky Co. Unfortunately while I do enjoy their jerky, I want to make sure I'm working with people who's values are in line with my own. I have also made a donation to the Trevor Project. Love is love.

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@muyskerm

2 years

I made art This piece is called “Bad Spoon”

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@muyskerm

3 years

Unbelievable. Just unbelievable.

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@muyskerm

7 years

Pretty fucking hype right now, not going to lie. First show starts in about 2 hours!

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@muyskerm

3 years

@markiplier @LordMinion777 Both nerds.

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@muyskerm

6 years

@Jack_Septic_Eye

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@muyskerm

6 years

@flipperone2012and I had such a fun night at @Foxtrot44 and @LordMinion777 ’s wedding! Thank you for inviting us to be a part of your day, it was so beautiful and I’m so happy for both of you!

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@muyskerm

6 years

So this theater that we’re in today is really not terrifying at all. I am not going to have nightmares about this....yep.

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@muyskerm

7 years

So close guys...just, not quite right... thanks @Official_PAX

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@muyskerm

3 years

Ahhh jeez Mark, I don't know about this

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@JakeJokin

3 years

@markiplier @LordMinion777 @muyskerm Distractible but in an alternate reality where Mark Bob and Wade are Rick and Morty characters (original art by me)

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@muyskerm

6 years

What? No I’m not crying in my hotel bathroom because of all these emotions... You’re crying in my hotel bathroom...and shut up! Seriously though, thank you so much to everyone who made the You’re Welcome Tour possible. My life is changed forever because of you.

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@muyskerm

3 years

You ever just get really hype for some water?

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@muyskerm

4 years

The most savage compliment I've received in a long time. Oof *laughs in ugly*

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@muyskerm

2 years

Idk why twitter made it so nobody could reply to that last tweet but I’m sorry about that. I wanted to hear everyone roast my Mario cosplay…

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@muyskerm

2 years

Apparently me looking like a complete tool on todays Distractible episode was exactly the motivation everyone needed to be really nice to me. I’m having the best day today, thanks gentle listeners.

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@muyskerm

6 years

Caught @CrankGameplays getting spicy with Andrew our camera man. Behind the scenes is serious business people.

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@muyskerm

2 years

Me on the weekend: I’ll just get a couple extra hours of sleep. Neighbors on the weekend: ITS 9am LOSERS, TIME TO HAMMER EVERYTHING!

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@muyskerm

2 years

The Distractible @youtooz of myself, @markiplier , @LordMinion777 , and my refrigerator plushie are AVAILABLE NOW! Just click this link to GET SOME! |

Distractible – Youtooz Collectibles

Collectibles of the internet's greatest, made for me and you.

youtooz.com

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@muyskerm

4 years

I feel like most of my reactions to @markiplier and @CrankGameplays Unnus Annus videos is some variant of, "Thanks, I hate [that thing you just did]." The channel a concerning and disgusting art piece. Good work boys.

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@muyskerm

1 year

Parenting reality I was completely unprepared for: New parents may need to have the vocal endurance to sing or hum for multiple hours a day Our little man loves music. I’m slowly building up my endurance but I still reach a point many days where my voice starts to give out

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@muyskerm

8 years

Thanks for hanging with me guys. Been a rough week but I'll be alright and I'll be back bringing you content soon.

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@muyskerm

5 years

Can’t believe @markiplier will be on vacation for the entire time that the @AnimalRoyale devs are giving us the one thing that we asked for...this is why we can’t have nice games. I’m loving the game, I’ll have to make my own squad. With blackjack, and hookers!

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We heard you wanted Squads so we’re hosting a Squads test this weekend @markiplier & @muyskerm , and we’re also adding your mustache and jacket to the game 🔫🦊

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@muyskerm

1 year

Twitter can’t actually end. What am I supposed to stare at while I think about what I should tweet for 45 minutes before deciding I only have stupid ideas and give up?

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@muyskerm

8 years

I've made some mistakes in my life. #butttrumpet

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@muyskerm

3 years

@markiplier @LordMinion777 Come on, nerds

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@muyskerm

5 years

I never knew I wanted to be on screen with my friends until @markiplier invited me to join. And he just keeps inviting me. I'm humbled to be part of such a great project. Proud of you Mark. Can't wait for Heist 2: The Heistening. I'll always be your unstable security guard 😘

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@muyskerm

3 years

If I die tonight, I will have died doing what I love: eating such an ungodly amount of food that I question how many stomachs I have inside me Side note, I think I might need to rethink my current diet and exercise regime. The "Fuck It" diet is clearly not doing it for me

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@muyskerm

4 years

*sees why Mark is trending* ...yeah, I get it.

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@muyskerm

7 years

This. Shit. Is. Creepy.

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@muyskerm

10 months

No new Distractible today gentle listeners. This is a short break and we will be back with episodes very soon, don’t worry. In the mean time, have you relistened to every previous episode multiple times yet or are you being a lazy Larry? Chop chop, let’s go! @spotifypodcasts

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@muyskerm

5 years

Happy 2019 everyone! I don’t have a snappy motivational soundbite for this tweet but I do have a sincere message for all of you: I am going to do my best to make my 2019 as good as it can possibly be and I hope you do the same in your life.

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@muyskerm

3 years

Confirmed Soulja Boy definitely watches @markiplier , @LordMinion777 , and myself weekly for new ideas.

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@muyskerm

7 years

So I'm stressing about the big Markiplier tour. So far my packing list includes my Nintendo Switch and some pants...what am I forgetting?

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@muyskerm

7 years

Time for the post-PAX emotional rollercoaster. Awesome weekend. Inspiring fans. Friends that give me life. Bitter end

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@muyskerm

5 years

SOCIAL EXPERIMENT! Don’t read the replies to this thread before you answer! 😉

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@muyskerm

5 years

So last night @flipperone2012 and I slept in our house. Which is in California. Which means that we live in California...?! Sometimes life is just crazy. This still feels a little surreal. Maybe doing California things today will help it sink in more.

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@muyskerm

3 years

People keep tweeting this stupid picture at me. If you know these characters at all you know that none of the Distractible boys are like Linguine or the dad from Inside Out. And we can't all three be the fat douchebag If anyone is the fat douchebag it's me, the fat douchebag!

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@muyskerm

2 years

The Distractible @youtooz figures launch on May 27th! That’s Friday! Everybody’s going to be trying to get a piece of this sweet cake so don’t miss your chance!

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@muyskerm

3 years

We're a Doritos Dinamita house now....unacceptable.

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????

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@muyskerm

8 years

It HAPPENED!

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@muyskerm

2 years

No stream this morning, I have some really sick infected teeth. In this case, sick does not mean cool. It means ill. The bad kind of ill.

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@muyskerm

8 years

@markiplier @Jack_Septic_Eye @LordMinion777 This is a lesson to all; Dropbox is the most secure way to share dick pics. No iCloud for us

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@muyskerm

5 years

Guess who has two thumbs and no electricity? ...oh fuck even my thumbs are electric?! What the hell do I do without power?!

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@muyskerm

2 years

Kids need love and encouragement. Kids need to know that it is safe to be their true self. Also, kids deserve for it to actually be safe for them to be their true self. Trans rights are human rights. #protecttranskids

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This is horrifying, and I’m going to thread resources below about how you can help in this situation and/or what resources you can use if you’re an affirming parent or educator in Texas right now

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5 years

@Jack_Septic_Eye Aww, buddy

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7 years

Just living that tour bus life. Being on tour is, so far, weirdly amazing.

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