@BadSocialism YES YES HE IS A MAJOR GENERAL

@BadSocialism "He is he very model of a modern Major General. He's information pescatine and squiddical and littoral. He knows the things to eat at sea and boasts the right to gorge on krill. From Adélie to Emperor, he's Order: Sphenisciformical."

@BadSocialism wojtek only made it to Corporal.

@BadSocialism @MemphisQuinn Gary Larson comic needed

@BadSocialism three guys' day, thank you

@BadSocialism @Lt_Pippa That penguins is a hero.

@BadSocialism It's all fun and games until he starts squawking orders and Norway is suddenly at war in Southern Chile.

@BadSocialism "Tighten up there, private." . . "Police that cover."

@BadSocialism He's also a Baron.

@BadSocialism He is also the highest ranking penguin in the world. 🫡

@BadSocialism two guys and a woman

@BadSocialism Is he in charge of human troops or just penguins?

@BadSocialism The what?

@BadSocialism @JeffHavig I need to know more! Quick synopsis please? I could Google… but I’d love to hear this story first-hand.

@BadSocialism o_o...gods no wonder Europe relies on American military aid so much.

@BadSocialism That new 'Batman: Rise of the Penguin' movie sure took a weird turn.🐧🤔

@BadSocialism @_ardeej

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