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Jessica
6 months
I miss Circles. Sometimes I'd see myself in the Circle of someone I didn't think I interacted with much and be like "this changes everything"
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2 months
I think no novel is "unfilmable" because I think we should go back to the old ways of just taking one really cool part from a novel and dropping everything else but the name
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7 months
actual reason i stopped rating movies on Letterboxd besides clicking the little heart when I really loved something was because I realized I kept thinking about what my star rating would be while I watched a movie. I didn't think that's a healthy way for me to engage with art
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5 months
The dog show is playing in the background. What is this thing. It looks like the love child of a lamb and a xenomorph
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4 months
I can't find a clip of it but another favorite late era 30 Rock joke is where Jenna confronts Hazel Wassername Jenna: You lie, you cheat, you manipulate to get what you want. I'd admire you if you weren't brunette. Hazel: I'm a natural blonde. Jenna: THAT'S INSANE
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2 months
I love that spaghetti westerns as we think of them today got started because Sergio Corbucci saw Yojimbo, thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen, got Sergio Leone to see it, and he thought the same, and then the two raced off to see who could rip it off faster
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7 months
Finally got around to that Scorsese profile people have been talking about all day. That last section really wrecked me, as did this below from earlier in the piece. He also remains as insightful as ever on the art of making movies. What a great profile
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Jessica
10 days
It's so funny in twin peaks how almost no one realizes something is seriously wrong with "Dougie Jones." It cracks me up every time
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3 months
@StephenKing Two of the biggest hits of the year got a ton of nominations???
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4 months
I laughed so hard I cried first time I saw this bit
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Metro Doomin ๐Ÿ’€
4 months
Too many incredible jokes from #30Rock but this is so dumb itโ€™ll always make me laugh.
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28 days
Actually this reminds me of one of my favorite Steve Martin bits
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28 days
You're an astronaut and this happens... what do you do?
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4 months
Ahhh here it is!!
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Jessica
4 months
I can't find a clip of it but another favorite late era 30 Rock joke is where Jenna confronts Hazel Wassername Jenna: You lie, you cheat, you manipulate to get what you want. I'd admire you if you weren't brunette. Hazel: I'm a natural blonde. Jenna: THAT'S INSANE
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3 months
Stop making him do this. Just put fake muscles in the costume. It'll be fine
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3 months
Hugh Jackman training for his return as Wolverine in โ€˜DEADPOOL 3โ€™. In theaters on July 26.
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Jessica
9 months
i believe it
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Jessica
28 days
I love this historic vid
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28 days
You're an astronaut and this happens... what do you do?
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Jessica
4 months
I will watch the worst thing I've ever seen all the way through. Cowards walk out
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4 months
do you guys actually walk out of movies? cause i physically can't do it, and tbh i never even got the urge to ๐Ÿ’€
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6 months
there he is
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6 months
New look at โ€˜GODZILLA MINUS ONEโ€™. In theaters on December 1.
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2 months
stop catering to the perverse desires of the hated book readers. why do they need it to be like the book. they already read the book
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Jessica
2 months
"Luigi is experiencing the wonders of the Wii U gamepad" is the most beautiful phrase I've ever read
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No Context Super Mario
2 months
This is such a beautiful piece of art. Luigi is experiencing the wonders of the Wii U gamepad while everyone else gets to see the action on the big screen. Truly incredible
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6 months
i've seen enough deep space nine to know that Leno is performing a sexual act here
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3 months
Whenever I read the way that Claremont writes the scottish accent for Rahne Sinclair (Wolfsbane) I always think of this classic post
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6 months
"meme songs" BE SERIOUS
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Jessica
2 months
All this indicates is this convoluted nonsense is confusing for most people who don't spend all day thinking about Kingo
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Kristian Harloff
2 months
Overheard at a movie theater between a couple: Man: Do you want to see Deadpool 3? Woman: Sure, I like those Marvel MCU movies. Man: Oh this isnโ€™t MCU, Ryan Reynolds bought Deadpool, he owns it now so it is just him making it. Woman: Really? Man: Oh yeah. I didnโ€™t say anything
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6 months
@nilbogdotgov Hahahaha! "Once again the white man takes center stage!"
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Jessica
2 months
If you liked Raising Arizona or The Big Lebowski or Hail, Caesar, but somehow found yourself thinking "this isn't zany enough" have I got a movie for you
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Jessica
2 months
@Phreakdawg69 @le_post_enjoyer I promise you won't have one negative thought after doing this!
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2 months
getting the normal replies now
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3 months
i've always wondered how they went about getting Carl Weathers to play a role like that. I figured some actors would find it insulting. Had no idea that it actually originated with him. love it even more now.
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Maddie (ghosts are real)
3 months
rest in peace carl weathers. always loved his iconic arrested development role and how it only happened because mitch hurwitz was too embarrassed to admit he wanted to do a rocky parody
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8 months
lmao my new favorite community notes correction
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3 months
just remembered this
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9 months
@TheAlexSylvian Hahaha my favorite moment in that whole book
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9 months
@Silo098 cops love killing dogs it's one of their very favorite things
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Jessica
5 months
I have no idea who hbomberguy is or who the guy he took down was, but if I understand it correctly from the random tweets i keep seeing about it, the main takeaway is that I've been vindicated for my refusal to ever watch YouTube video essays
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Jessica
4 months
Oh my God the amount of people who got fooled by this stupid post. Use your brains!!!!
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@ThatJLawStan
jodie fosterโ€™s 2nd oscar
4 months
Jennifer Lawrence has been casted as Jesus Christ and Emma Stone as Judas in Martin Scorseseโ€™s next movie, set to shoot later this year. It will be a gender-reversed, modern telling of the biblical events set in Southern California. (Via: @Variety )
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Jessica
5 months
Oh you bet I have some opinions on this. It's time we got serious! People need to learn how to take pictures of something on a table in front of them without including their feet in the image
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Jessica
4 months
Tired of people responding, "Life is too short and precious to not walk out of movies." You're whining at me on Twitter. You are not managing your finite time on earth well
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5 months
I had to skip seeing my therapist yesterday so I could see Godzilla. Godzilla is my new therapist
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Jessica
8 months
lmao I love Stallone this is adorable
@VaticanNews
Vatican News
8 months
Pope Francis meets with American actor Sylvester Stallone and his family at a private audience in the Vatican.
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6 months
@derpo377 Some people on here have swung too far back around on this one. It was hated more than it should have been, and some of the best moments were trashed by viewers, but it's still a mess!
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Jessica
3 months
Elmo is not real, and if he were, we couldn't allow him to live
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Jessica
2 months
how dare you!!! Apes together strong!!!!
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Max Tani
2 months
Dune is obviously a franchise film based on a very popular book series, but at least itโ€™s not Rise of the Planet of the Apes 4โ€ฆ
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Jessica
7 months
The people who upload international films that are out of print in the USA (or never in print in the first place) on YouTube are the greatest heroes of the 21st century
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Jessica
8 months
It's so cool that Miyazaki says he's going to retire after every movie and then doesn't
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Jessica
2 months
just had a thought explode in my mind that a Zack Snyder biblical epic could either heal this nation or destroy it
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Jessica
8 months
It's cool that anime fans apparently have their own version of the "film bros when you tell them your favorite movie is Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs and not a 6 hour eastern European film from the 1970s about how bleak life is" style posts
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Jessica
2 months
You take dune home, throw it in a pot, add some new gods, a Flash Gordon, baby you got a stew going
@LazlosGhost
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2 months
Star Wars borrows from so much more than Dune. This is as reductive and silly as the old saw that Reservoir Dogs ripped off City On Fire.
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8 months
Just saw multiple people complain about the zither score in The Third Man and I will not stand for it
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Jessica
5 months
I bought it. I was like "wow Florence Pugh is younger than I realized"
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4 months
Robert Downey Jr should have worn this at least once but Marvel Studios is run by cowards
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2 months
I don't smoke, but the act of smoking, regardless of whether it's weed or tobacco is so satisfying. Science needs to create something I can smoke that won't destroy my lungs/kill me
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Jessica
5 months
people who say Americans have no culture have never eaten in their car
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2 months
I've read dc comics all my life and it's cool and good to be disrespectful to dc
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Zack Snyder went on Joe Rogan and oh my god we dodged a fucking bullet. This dude is so disrespectful to DC.
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7 months
I have not and will not watch The Continental John Wick spin off show but just dawned on me that if someone did a show about a hotel that assassins stayed at and just did it as an episodic show in the style of The Loveboat, I'd be there every week
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Jessica
7 months
I don't think everyone who uses it does that, but I do think the site unintentionally directs people towards thinking about movies like that.
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7 months
look how long this guy is. What a long guy
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Serval Every Hour!
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After When Harry Met Sally ended I said to Adrienne, "Let's keep this Rob Reiner train going! A Few Good Men!" And she said, "way to kill the vibe" and I was like "you can't handle the vibe!!!" And then she just stared at me
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6 months
I like when the quora question answerers get cranky
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2 months
Leone beat Corbucci to it with A Fistful of Dollars, tho the dna of Yojimbo shows up in at least 3 Corbucci movies (Minnesota Clay, Django, The Great Silence)
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Jessica
5 months
All directors are bad. It's called original sin. Look it up.
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Chris ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
5 months
How many bad movies does a director need to make before you call them a bad director?
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8 months
Always thought the flat earth people were insane but love the idea of a big ice wall keeping us from reaching the rest of the (flat) earth so I'm coming around to the theory
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Mike Buckner, MBA
8 months
09.09.2023 I will be traveling to the Ice Wall ๐ŸงŠ I will expose the Globe Myth ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸŒŽ I will live stream this journey ๐ŸŽฅ This will be the biggest event of all time โŒš๏ธ Until then, I will continue to use X to wake people up to the Nature of Reality ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ†™ Stay Alert ๐Ÿชฌ MB ๐ŸŒ X
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Got dinner with a newish friend I made a couple months ago. First thing she did when we sat down was show me my own twitter account and go "is this you??" I have felt no greater shame in my life
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Jessica
5 months
Because of Hesse riling up a bunch of horny dorks this has been on my TL so much the last couple days. I hate it but also i cant stop watching it???? HELP
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Claire Penis
5 months
Just made this video. Let me know what you think!
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Jessica
8 months
Lincoln body double. No way these are the same dude
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8 months
Taking pictures of a random unknowing person or people just for a dumbass social media post should come with great public shame
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Jessica
7 months
I'm not a big letterboxd hater but don't really it like either. I use the service for keeping track of what I watch and I really like seeing what my friends are watching, but I'm not wild about some of its impact on online film culture
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There's a special place in hell for people who politely disagree with me
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5 months
my greatest shame, especially on "film twitter" is every time I see the trailer for Argylle I'm like "wow looks like a fun time at the movies ๐Ÿ™‚get a load of that cat!๐Ÿ˜€"
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2 months
Just want to be clear I think both these filmmakers are cool as hell and the movies they made are cool as hell. They should have ripped off more movies
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4 months
I respect that he will basically do virtually any gig for a decent paycheck
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Wario64
4 months
TEKKEN 8 - โ€œStory so Far" with Brian Cox
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Jessica
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why do I care if they do? I don't like seeing innocent people killed and starved. I don't need those people to like me.
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Robert Welch II
19 days
Gaza doesn't give a flying fuck about you.
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4 months
I recently had to record something I had written that ended up being 12 minutes in length. Had to record it several times to get it right and wanted to die. I think anyone who makes a video that's longer than 15 minutes is insane
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I can never get over how good Jim Belushi is in Twin Peaks
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2 months
hate when I open a suspicious email and them this happens
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Jessica
4 months
Are Tom Cruise and Haley Atwell even "lovers" in Mission: Impossible? Maybe it happens in the second but while there's some light flirting early on there's nothing really romantic about about their relationship in that movie that I can recall
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4 months
who let people on stan twitter create award categories?
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3 months
Why won't President Biden do anything about the Barbie situation?
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3 months
back from the vet โค๏ธ
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Jessica
3 months
Please keep ginger in your thoughts or prayers or whatever this morning. She seems really sick. I'm pretty worried about her. Going to call the vet soon
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Jessica
2 months
I always find Brian Herbert's relationship to his dad fascinating
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4 months
Invite me to your group chat so I can post once in it and then never again. I will also never leave
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4 months
Struck me as interesting while watching Ferrari that Michael Mann still wants you to be aware you're watching something shot digitally. There's brief moments of the image smearing during some car scenes that I feel like other filmmakers would hide but he leaves pretty visible
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2 months
I'm so glad that Leonard Bernstein came into Bradley Cooper. The artistic process is beautiful
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IndieWire
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โ€œI hoped that [Leonard Bernstein] would come every day into me,โ€ Bradley Cooper said of "Maestro." โ€œIt was scary, the idea of it not happening and I would have to act. But thank goodness every day of the 55- or 56-day shoot, it did happen."
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this is how stars should be btw. This is their natural state
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Pop Base
7 months
Millie Bobby Brown reveals to Glamour that she credits her feminist awakening to a visit to a psychic, who informed her that she was, in fact, a feminist.
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7 months
I couldn't sleep so extremely early this morning I watched several episodes of Metรกstasis, the Columbian telenovela remake of Breaking Bad on Tubi. As far as I can tell it's extremely faithful to the original show
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2 months
Mostly just find the story about the guy at the love lies bleeding screening disgusting and awful. Don't really need to see that picture over and over
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Jessica
4 months
get a load of fucking Boliver Trask over here
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Ben Dreyfuss
4 months
(Donโ€™t tell the mutants I said this but we might want to also seriously consider enslaving or killing all of them)
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6 months
I don't really like the Guardians of the Galaxy movies or James Gunn all that much but it says a lot about the state of Marvel the last few years that GotG 3 is the only one of their recent movies that actually felt like a competently made work and not just slapped together slop
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My dad was telling me that he pays 15 dollars a month so that he can walk into a Panera anytime he wants and get a soda or other drink. He said he does it 3 or 4 times a week. A proud Sip Club member
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I used to do these big thread theorizing about movies and movie culture and film theory and now I see basically any movie and am like "pretty good!!"
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Jessica
3 months
I didn't even know why Hugh Jackman as Wolverine has to be super buff in any of those movies. He should probably be pretty fit but like...I've read a lot of comics featuring Wolverine. The claws do most of the work!!!
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Jessica
7 months
Watching first episode of Moonlighting. This is not a new observation but I cannot get over how much better looking and better shot TV from nearly 40 years ago looks compared to the vast majority of TV and movies made today
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Jessica
6 months
I feel like everyone who saw this had some type of bad audience experience. This is like the 5th time I've seen a story like this. When I saw it a man and woman sitting behind me talked throughout the entire movie (and others talked occasionally throughout)
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Male Ally Wearing "Directed By Elaine May" T-Shirt
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Absolutely adored Killers Of The Flower Moon. Feel a lot less positive about a numbskull in the audience who talked loudly throughout the entire film, and after De Niro said "black gold", added "Texas tea!"
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Out with my beautiful wife for her birthday โค๏ธ๐ŸŽ‚โค๏ธ
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This person isn't wrong, and Stan Lee is genuinely responsible for some of Marvel's success in the 1960s, but "Stan failed to give proper credit at times" is a pretty big understatement
@LanternJS
John Stewart Green Lantern
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Stan Lee was a bit of a fraud but we shouldnโ€™t group him with Bob Kane. Stan failed to give proper credit at times, and romanticized stories to make the creation of Marvel sound more incredible and less argumentative than it was Bob Kane straight up stole from people
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Hahaha a guy responded to my post being like "i left I Now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry after 5 minutes and that was too long" and all I said was "idk I feel like you knew what you were getting into with that one" and he immediately deleted his post and blocked me
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Jessica
4 months
bored, so 10 fave movies of '23: 1. May December dir. Haynes 2. Shin Kamen Rider dir. Anno 3. The Zone of Interest dir. Glazer 4. Master Gardener dir. Schrader 5. The Boy and the Heron dir. Miyazaki 6. Showing Up dir. Reichardt 7. Killers of the Flower Moon dir. Scorsese (cont)
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Jessica
4 months
Just re-watched the It's Always Sunny episode Reynolds vs Reynolds: The Cereal Defense and this is almost exactly the science education I received at the evangelical high school I attended
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Jessica
2 months
All of them. Studio execs are the real artists
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Maniac Mike
2 months
what are examples of films where the theatrical cut is better than the extended/director's cut?
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Jessica
3 months
You have no journalistic integrity
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Grover
3 months
As a news reporter, I always do my research before I break a story. I am confident to report that you are so special and amazing!
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Jessica
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I think it's very funny and frankly cool that Todd Phillips of all people seems to have achieved a creative freedom in Hollywood, at least for this one movie, that most directors would kill for
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Jessica
3 months
Every once in a while I see someone say that the Fantastic Four doesn't really work outside of the context of the 1960s and i just want to be on record saying that's an incredibly stupid thought
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Jessica
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Stephen King is getting on my nerves today!!!!!!!!
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