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Yo booty stank

with my kids ๐Ÿ™„
Joined February 2011
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@B_wood28
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@MsDajahbelle The bat clearly ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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@MsJazzybelle @lmaogotoHELL My dog had they old hoes in heat that's why them niggas was mad ๐Ÿคฃ couldn't have been me cuz I would've came pin stripe with the loafers or turtle neck gold chain THE NEXT DAY ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@BrookieNightly @BrianniT That's why they go crazy over the ones that do. You fuck 10 niggas who don't give you orgasms then meet the one who does. 5x in one session then there you go lol
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@B_wood28
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@1KWill__ @_FemaleeKing The look of betrayal and confusion ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@interiorwhre When you go missing and they find you on the Refrigerator floor cuz you drunk as hell ๐Ÿคฃ
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@youureadyB_ The problem with Twitters way of thinking is that they think everyone wants their own business. They don't. Some people are ok with working for others. Especially when the money right. Everyone isn't a boss, some are workers.
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@lilblackboyy @1fuckvirgo @earthtojordy @nnewn3on I made the ugly face when she flowed like that lmao shit was hard
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@jiggyjayy2 Why yall really gaf about how somebody else buy some shit. If I buy a shirt and make 5 payments on it and you buy it full price don't make your shirt any better than mine ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@molly_quinton I loved it. Made perfect sense to me. The whole story was about Robin, she wanted a career and he wanted a family. They both got that and ended up together. My wife hates Robin but I liked the twist at the end. Right person wrong time.
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@nnnatene @Naturally_She I've been a stay at home dad for a few months now and this shit is NOT IT ๐Ÿ˜‚ you have to a be selfless, patient, & a nurturing individual. I enjoy making money and providing. God bless stay at home parents. High risk high reward. Some people throughly enjoy taking care of family.
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@_OhAces @LeaaChina It's the truth. Men's imagination run wild. It's not really that they've done it because we all have. But as a man you hate to even think about it because you're so invested and in love with this person you can't fathom them being with anyone else. Especially if it's wild.
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@billyyygoatgruf I beg everyone to listen to Under pressure The incredible true story Bobby Tarantino 1 & 2 Vinyl days No pressure The logic slander is also crazy when it comes to rapping and catalog.
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@4FlakesSake A man likes a woman that knows what she wants. When you reach out to a woman you don't know if you just a food nigga, a wet mouth, a father, or best friend. At least ik she wants me. A girl Dmd me and became my wife. That's just me though ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@gann_julian @young_pizzaroll @vincestaples Wendy is the worst person but my God Skylar was a uptight mf lol like you couldn't hold your man down at all? ๐Ÿ˜ญ at lest Wendy hold it down when Marty spiraling.
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@GroovyDaij As a sex addict it's mind boggling how yall dismiss it as its not real. It's clear he was an addict this whole time. He may be aware of it now though. That shit controls your brain and urges anytime you feel any emotion. When I'm happy to in tears sad I want sex to cope.
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@larrenwong @astoldbylexis_ Buddy thought shit was sweet ๐Ÿคฃ CLEAN UP CREW ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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@bookiesnum1opp @BrookieNightly @BrianniT Stg. it's probably like seeing chick fi la commercials your whole life but they didn't have any in your state then one day you see the "coming soon" sign and you will be ๐Ÿคฃ next thing you know you showing up on Sundays for 3rd time this week looking crazy.
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@GroovyDaij You can be addicted to anything. Once it starts to change your life and you depend on it you are an addict. More people especially young people need to look at their actions. Seek help.
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@bigguccitre1 @lilblackboyy @1fuckvirgo @earthtojordy @nnewn3on Naw I had to run that back like 4 times ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@JRocIsMajor_ This false like a mf. Clearly we have emotions. And clearly we aren't allowed the same space as women to express them. Idk what type of Bob the builder bitches yall be around but the women in my life emotional like a mf ๐Ÿ˜ญ I was raised by women now I'm raising a house of em.
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@lilduval You heard that nigga said he hate him and you talking about its just rap ๐Ÿ˜ญ they talking about each other's family's wym
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@XxGodIsBlackXx As a fat person. A lot of this shit is in our heads. We assume from media that we are not wanted, laughed at & denied in HS for smaller people, so in adulthood we think this way on both sides. But as we get older & get CONFIDENCE. The world is our buffet ๐Ÿ˜‚ it's a age thing imo
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I can't get over how good #WinningTime is bro. At the end of every episode I'm left wanting more and mad it's over. Great fuckin cast.
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@_YvesNOsaint What happened?
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@lilduval Bro them niggas hate each other, Cole really friends with niggas ๐Ÿคฃ so it just didn't sit right with his spirit being in the middle
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@aliyahInterlude He died on my birthday, that day was a storm and the movies cut out while I was watching transformers 2. Then when the storm calmed it was bright and we went cicis pizza and otw we found out on the radio. Cicis pizza was QUIET that day. My lil cousin was crying lol
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@msjoven @youureadyB_ That's exactly what I was going to say but there's not enough characters on Twitter lmao like make it make sense. Are you going to tell your employees they're complacent and need to quit and start a business? ๐Ÿคฃ
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@Thobymbhele The be getting so deep in the quotes lmao if you marry the right man or woman you don't have to worry about shit but doing your part 100 percent. And some days or weeks or months you have to carry more. Ain't no man that loves you will make you feel inferior because he pay bills.
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Cole the smartest nigga in the world lmaooooo I can't wait for the fall off
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@yeezyluciano Women tend to read into everything and we see things plain and for what it is. We don't put too much emotion into things because we love our peace so much. We can have the same problems but I'll handle it differently & more subtle rather than wasting my energy dwelling on it.
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@ArleeBSm @AutumnStyx @st0nadee @BrookieNightly @BrianniT Some women don't know the difference between Cumming and orgasms. Once they experience those full body orgasms where your body get hot and you can barely breathe or speak ๐Ÿคฃ OVER. HANG IT UP. GET OVER HERE. You are mine and I am yours lmao
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Didn't plan on shedding a tear today but thanks to @Logic301 at the end of the @rapturenetflix I did lol
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@imintheHOVlane @interiorwhre When you drunk it's always hot outside ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@_ParadiseParis1 They should look at it like getting tested. I trust u but I just want to be safe. Same thing. Also, I have 4 kids & never thought to ask my wife for a DNA test lol this convo should only be for people dating. But there's too many times where a man raises a child that's not his
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@yeezyluciano I see all the time how women hate "nonchalant" dudes. Really doesn't mean we don't care but if you come to me with a problem all hysterical and I solve it in 3 minutes why you still holding on to that? If I give a sincere apology & acknowledge my fault why you still going in? Lol
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@Thobymbhele Everyone so entitled like their gender matters more. A real household knows what a woman at home contributes and what a working man does. And when one falls you pick them up. Everything so transactional. Do shit out of love.
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@queennefertitty So do women
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@gunnaboy127 They gotta get that frenulum ๐Ÿ˜‚ they don't know about the frenulum lol
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@TheTrillAC Gaaah damn
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@SaiyanRas @PennyLDN Swear. We have this same urge damn near our whole lives so it's kinda like ah whatever let me throw some bait out there see if I can grab anything. They asses jumping in the water and coming back with the dick they set eyes on๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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@phaithmontoya Skinny mfs HATE when bigger people pull who they want ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ like we can't be fine and fuck damn good.
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@quintabrunson I immediately started singing all 4 solos ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@AutumnStyx @ArleeBSm @st0nadee @BrookieNightly @BrianniT Trynna tell em, niggas the same way. Once they find a woman that's freaky fr and can fuck. Not no pillow princess and a throat wizard? It's bad lmao one time me and mine heart stopped as we finished together and we bust out laughing afterwards ๐Ÿคฃ some people be fuckin fuckin ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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This be the funniest shit cuz yall really don't feel like "a bad bitch" unless you install some shit in yall heads lol
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The stress gave him cancer and he DIED!
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Yโ€™all donโ€™t like the shit that grows out of your head. Leave us out of that
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@sheezy_t JID SLANDER? WHERE?
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@JnrFrey @MsJazzybelle Kevin hart was shitting on every comic for a decade. People hate when you get too big and are oversaturated. His new stand ups aren't the greatest but to act like the first 4 wasn't hits with some great movies too is bullshit. Don't forget women hate him for cheating lol
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@patpatbushi @PillsXParadoX @JnrFrey @MsJazzybelle Nigga put his whole team on, gives flowers to his past comedians, put other comedians on, has his own black networks but yet he tap dancing ๐Ÿคฃ just say you don't like him lol
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Hip hop is really beautiful because we created it from other genres and fused them and made them own. Literally sampling is hip hop.
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January 28th by J. Cole (2014) the Japanese sample Cole references on Note To Self. it got cleared at 2am, just 7 hours before the album deadline
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@XxGodIsBlackXx I think this doesn't stand true in the black community unless we're talking a certain age bracket. I got more looks from girls my age once I got a couple years in my 20s. And some people have preferences & that's cool. I do, just don't talk shit.
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@GarrettHTX98 @EvanWildn @_fats____ @_prettygirlkayy Thank you, and they talking about creamy like that's not cervical mucus ๐Ÿ˜‚ coochie really a wild place and men just accept it lol I just think the thread is wild to shame one of the other.
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@DoloTheBandit @bookiesnum1opp @BrookieNightly @BrianniT Telling you ๐Ÿคฃ be feigning. Lines going stupid and you pull up excited like you waiting to hop on a roller coaster ๐Ÿคฃ
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@LiViBADD88 White women convinced black women they don't need a man and to join their feminist movement back in the day instead of civil rights. The white man been telling yall we not shit and yall followed suit. Ripped us from the home and Now we have what we have.
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@i_doit4WAVY @C2thaL2thaIGG This shit should go viral lmao women can be Hella hypocritical sexually.
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@RealFamilyCrete Ain't never used my shoulder before. Might have to try that๐Ÿคฃ"lemme put my shoulder in it"
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@_PhallonX0X0 I stopped working for 4 months to go to school to get more money and she stood on business. Our 4 year anniversary is Wednesday and I'm graduating on the 22nd. This shit is a team effort & the right person will show you they care & not with the games. Be open to the possibilities
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@ashalamalayka @JRocIsMajor_ Or Maybe just maybe yall aren't as receiving & understanding? Especially when it has something to do with you. Like yeah we can but then we regret it when we get these responses. Our "space" is only with our brothers a lot of the time.
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@BIGKRIT "I was tryna be what I envisioned as a child A king ain't a man of God when ain't no church in the wild Shit been fucked up 'cause they don't talk about Christ Everybody trying to die young but who gon' talk about life?"
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@ForeverThatG1RL @ladruggie There's not a settings/payment button? Lol you in the underworld of porn or sumn?
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@BritttWill They don't have no husband or fathers or are around nothing but bitterness. They can't fathom loving a man so much that loves you the same way so the concept of putting your man first seems like neglect to them because they never seen two mfs truly love each other.
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@tiya_tequila Women don't usually give men those spaces especially if it pertains to them. Eye rolls and attitude. A lot of time they'll flip it and next think you know you apologizing or in awkward vibes for hours. Men usually shut down until it don't bother them no more.
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@jenericjensen @HipHopNumbers Nah mirrorland went crazy, can't get into the new album though.
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@Dre_WZRD @chefmade_92 @Bornwithadarkt1 No tf it ain't. I'm a gahdamn 28 ๐Ÿคฃ
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@therealsupes These the same people that go on Amazon prime and watch a superhero jump inside a man's dick, the same ones that watched Deadpool joke about having baby gentiles. Like let's be serious here.
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@RCLvonte That's most men. But we gotta figure a way out kids or no kids. Shit I had 2 when I quit my job to go to IT school just to find out I'm having twins and few months later I'm heading into my career in it. Just gotta take that step of faith.
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@whiskeyhoney8 @LongLiveFresh__ I have a 3 and 4 year old girls and while they both cry hysterically getting their hair washed and combed the 3 tear will literally fight you & throw up just to do her hair. So yeah this mf gone get this ponytail with the swoopty swoop edges cuz my back is on fire & im sweating๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@joemonroe16 @tylerlovescats @TimBertola @molly_quinton But see I feel as if the made the show realistic. He never was that person and knew it. He gave it a shot and he just accepted that it's okay to be him to an extent. He became a better person just not the married and family type lol
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@draughon_john @billyyygoatgruf 1800 and everybody being his commercial album fucked it up imo. They base him off that song and black Spiderman. They don't know real logic lol
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Yall on here telling this man he's a bad father and his daughter hate him because he set rules. "Don't have a daughter" in this instance the same as "fuck them kids" lol yall don't believe in consequences to your actions when it comes to girls and it shows in the adults HEAVY.
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I was giving my daughter a punishment (2 weeks no electronics) for eating in her room after we told her not toโ€ฆ so she hug up on me and texts her mom..
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Them the worse ones. These the "his prettiest problem" bitches lol seek help please ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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After 35 a nigga done dealing with you โ€œyou know how i amโ€ bitches
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Moriah mills is embarrassing tf out herself over a 21 year old. He must've been putting her ass in the blender cuz she tripping lmao
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@Southside_Gunn What T.I. did from 04-10 from classic albums, clothes, blockbuster movies, and crazy feature runs on trap and POP music. Pharrell dubbed him Jay Z of the south. Gotta respect tip but I understand the Jeezy love cuz I fw him heavy too lol
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@cmoake47 @lukasbattle Olympus killed white house down too. That shit was fire
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They did Aunt Viv and Hilary JUSTICE on bel air do you hear me ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ
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@Bamirx Love seeing fat niggas get love ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@PillsXParadoX @patpatbushi @JnrFrey @MsJazzybelle Damn bro you funniest nigga in the world lol yall boys have a good day out here โœŒ๐Ÿฟ be safe.
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@rudeboi_music @MalikHaelstrom I just rewatched it but man did she save they ass how many times? She almost had the right to be especially when they first came down cuz they was childish as hell ๐Ÿคฃ she was always straight business
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@FrshoutHipHop @Tip Top 5 T.I. albums no order Urban legend (classic) Paper trail (classic) King (classic) Dime trap (SLEPT ON) Trap muzik (classic based on cultural impact)
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My daughter asks to go to the splash pads all the time. Rochester hills is 20 mins from me. Seemed like shit will never happen to me or anyone ik but it gets closer and closer to home. This shit is fuckin crazy. Like at what point we stopped caring about the kids lives?
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@_fats____ @_prettygirlkayy From a husband who's been pee'd on and squirted on. I can tell you... it's a difference ๐Ÿคฃ
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@juliankeaun @tolaninaomi But I love hot honey and salmon ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@AuntiesBlock This shit is fuckin facts and if you disagree most likely raised by a single or are yourself because let me tell you that two happy in love people will raise tf out some kids together. I put my wife first then my child. From a broken home I can tell you one divorce changed my
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@abike1999 I got more side eyes when I told someone I was married than being a father at 23 lol
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@StarryToronto Swear lol it's a respect thing man, like I see you bruh. Much love. Too much hate and violence towards us a simple head nod means a lot rt.
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@VinMan17 @quintabrunson Need Jacob getting jealous of Gregory's old white friend from grade school that's in town.
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@epicrell @lilduval There's no way you think this is some friendly sparing match between the two lol there are personal shots in here not only who's the best mc.
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How my wife do her first go round?
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@XxGodIsBlackXx Like we can't sit here & lie like there's not plenty of threads of big men getting cooked. The sweat, dick size, smell, titty jokes are alive & well on this app lol But in real life, if you that nigga or bitch. You gone get WHOEVER you want because you know how to work it.
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@dopeman132 @JahTalksMusic I beg everyone to listen to these logic albums Under Pressure The Incredible True Story No pressure Bobby Tarantino 1 & 2 (mixtapes)
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@TheGreatIsNate @JuiceGirlJ They had it right with faking it and Rj berger too. Canceled too soon
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@clarencecooper4 @radricadavis_ My wife is an Aquarius and I'm a cancer. I am not the emotional one. I'm the nonchalant one. Shit work cuz people make it work. Simple.
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@cocoalosoxo I just made a tweet this morning talking about staying out of single folks business lol I be reading these tweets like wow I see why yall so bitter on here yall not shit ๐Ÿ˜ญ my wife don't think she a slave cuz she cook & I don't think I'm being used for my $ ๐Ÿ˜‚ tag team Champs
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Mini Van's ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚ doe boy be going crazy
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Yall be dating people who don't like yall fr and that's why yall be on here bashing men and women all day. Some of yall never even been cheated on or abused just riding coattails off others trauma lol
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@B_wood28
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@idltb My fat ass get hot off of 2 shots lol
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@B_wood28
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@atlhawksstan @billyyygoatgruf Vynle days, no pressure, college park all came out after 2020 if I'm not mistaken lol
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@B_wood28
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5 years ago today this woman became my forever lady. 5 years ago we went to our favorite park, grabbed our best friend, my uncle married us, & we went to Texas roadhouse after lol 8 years together, 5 married, 4 beautiful kids. She is my world because I am hers. Happy anniversary
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@B_wood28
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@EvanWildn @_fats____ @_prettygirlkayy Nah lol and there's really no fact to either one but I've experienced both. Smell, color, etc. If that's the case every woman could squirt when they want to lol
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@B_wood28
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@Fearlesslori___ A day told me it wasn't mine. Then a year later before I moved to Florida she told me it was but wouldn't let me see him and then told me it wasn't mine again and that she wanted the life I was leading towards so she kept lying And I never seen her again lol
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@B_wood28
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@raptalksk I'll never understand the MGK slander lol he's mad great rap mixtape, a great rap album in Hotel Diablo, brung back a genre and went number 1 twice. And if ya take Eminem nuts out ya ears you might see the appeal of his music.
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