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"Failed Author" Manly Wade Wellman Literary Award finalist Published by @CinnabarMothPub Lover of science, literature, nature, and punk rock @NCState Alum

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Robert Creekmore
1 year
Stop giving a fuck about your age, workout, eat your veggies, listen to all the music, do psychedelics, drink water, use the Oxford comma, and just keep moving forward until you hit the dirt.
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If you, 'can't listen to Green Day anymore' for singing, "I’m not a part of a MAGA agenda," you were never listening to begin with. This is punk rock, not Kid Rock.
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@SenTomCotton I have some questions for you: "Have you ever been a member of the Ku Klux Klan?" "Have you ever been associated or affiliated with the Ku Klux Klan?" You're a Republican from Arkansas named Tom Cotton, so these seem like valid questions.
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How do you get here intellectually?
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All I said was listening to audiobooks was reading. @SBfut3
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@ask_aubry "If we could keep people who disagree with us from voting, we'd always win."
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@ZoSokiedoky @Karmatrumpsgod @MUFC_Realist Says the dude who likes Led Zeppelin. What were those guys up to in the '70s again? Causal sex with many different women.
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@JuleighMarie @davidmweissman @charliekirk11 From the person with this on their profile, "Psychic Medium / Prophetess • Spiritual Warfare Specialist"
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@RemilioCEO Instead of writing all of this, you could have done some self-reflection on why women don't want to date you.
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@HombreDeFiesta "Being an asshole is lonely sometimes."
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@Mike_P_Williams @isabellarileyus These are not well educated people.
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@JoeCervantez99 @LifeNewsToo Hate crimes are enforced for assaulting someone based on their immutable differences, not for fucking around and finding out.
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@ThePrestonParra I'm blond. No one is trying to replace me.
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@NextNewsNetwork @realDonaldTrump Watching y'all get arrested over the last couple of years has been fun. Don't ruin it now.
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4 months
The number of people in the comments who believe that perpetual energy is real concerns me for the continuation of our species.
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The parasites who manufacture the scarcity have already lost. Too much information is spreading too fast Interesting times, indeed 💀
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@JackLombardi @StephenKing Why aren't employers paying more? Is that @StephenKing 's fault? Nope. He's pro-union. The rest of your statement is a word salad sprinkled with Trumpian neologisms.
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@JessicaRabbitie You're so cool. Thanks for letting us know.
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@haymes_joshua @hbwanke Y'all are supposed to be feeding poor people, not regulating titties.
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@waltermasterson It's illegal to draw your gun on a police officer. Maybe he should have complied.
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@TheAntifaTurtle Jenny blocked me a while back because I told her that there are always trans people at the punk shows I go to.
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@ziephus @WheatPM The video has metadata on it, which you've already put out there. It is also probable cause to get a warrant for your IP address and phone GPS data, which will pinpoint your speed.
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@ThePrestonParra Well, jackass, I am naturally blond and have lived long enough to have gray hairs. Sorry for not being dead.
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@VoteTrevorLee @blacklionking73 I'm a former teacher. Our system is utterly broken. I've reported abuse repeatedly, only to have nothing done. Unless you count getting yelled at and threatened by said abusive parent in the school parking lot as something. We need to ask about home lives. Sorry, YOU ARE WRONG.
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@Christi86051122 Yes, planes flew into the damn buildings.
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@ask_aubry The last time I saw something like this, the dude just kept on and was following her down the street. When they passed me, I did a U-turn and started following him. Every time he turned around, I stared right into his eyes. He got really uncomfortable and broke it off.
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@StuSchwartz6 Punk has always been pro-queer if that's what you're referring to.
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@Dadicus_K @StephenKing . @StephenKing started writing in the corner of a single-wide trailer. He built his career out of nothing but words on a page.
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@Dadicus_K @StephenKing Poor doesn't mean Christian conservative.
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Wow, there are so many angry, mediocre, single, white dudes with really bad opinions.
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@basedundergrad @elle_bae @UrethraFranken They were able to because most of them grew up rich.
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3 months
"Why doesn't my adult daughter talk to me anymore?"
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My daughters will go from being under my roof to under their husbands roof with nowhere else in-between. And that is after these men are approved of. This shouldn’t be considered controversial.
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@F3bsF @PickleMamaa As a university-trained mental health professional, let me say you could not be anymore wrong. Depression is primarily bio-chemical. Believing in red pilled, manosphere horseshit doesn’t override established scientific facts. Your advice actively hurts others.
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@ChudsOfTikTok It looks like they had spacers on their truck to make the tires stick out. That puts too much stress on the axle and rotor, which leads to failure.
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@neck_rest I was around back then. They didn't change. They became popular. What you're experiencing is no longer feeling special for liking them.
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@ArthurBoreman I was denied health insurance when I was 22 because of depression.
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@BUGGYandBUCKY @Marxist777 There is something wrong with your ability to feel empathy.
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@ask_aubry The police need to look into this dude.
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@jonathanstea This is me. Despite being this fit, my depression is so severe I'm prescribed several anti-depressants, go to therapy once a week, and receive esketamine therapy.
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@Tennesseine Wealth is relative. Most Americans can't make it from paycheck to paycheck, let alone afford to leave the country.
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@ask_aubry "Do all the hard jobs" Like science? Or medicine? Women do those jobs daily.
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@PoohDaManz This is from a lamp cord or wire hanger. It’s abuse, not discipline.
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"I don't care if my neighbors freeze to death as long as I'm not inconvenienced."
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The government doesn’t get to dictate to me how many lights I have on, and how to cook my food! We will not comply! #abpoli #alberta
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@Tennesseine You're obviously wealthy. What does good sir suggest we serfs do?
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@MerileeMeyer66 There's nothing more punk rock than telling others they're not punk rock.
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@gregg_pasty I bet you’d feel differently if a man larger than you grabbed your face and forced you to kiss him.
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@DeMarcusDi33617 @Tim_Tweeted She's eleven. What's wrong with you?
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@ask_aubry What the fuck did I just read?
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@JoeCervantez99 @LifeNewsToo Do you not know what immutable means?
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@Ayei_Eloheichem Australia, even their cardboard can kill you.
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@SBfut3 Hell, the person they were talking to blocked me for it too.
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@ask_aubry Dr. Marie Curie was the first person to win two Nobel prizes and the only person to ever win two in two different fields.
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Dunning Kruger
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@TanneriteCortez Statistically speaking, one of them is going to be LGBTQ+. Will you love them then?
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@BenZeisloft You should pursue minding your own business.
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@MyFaithVotes If you cared about children, you’d do something about mass shootings and pedo-pastors.
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@TizzyEnt He was speeding, came too close to a car, tried to avoid it, and ended up hitting a building. He's going to be guarding a K-Mart in a few weeks.
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@dpjr88 @deesnider The Infrastructure Bill was extremely important. My entire town’s road system is being revitalized. There’s a new drainage system being installed to keep roads from flooding, which they often had in the past. That’s a real outcome improving my life in an actionable way.
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@realrandye @GeraldoRivera Tell me you're the reason some members of your family no longer come to Thanksgiving without telling me.
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@Eric_Conn Most men will not tolerate you speaking to a woman that way in front of them. I know you think that beard makes you look tough, but you're not.
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@thespearing I'm pretty sure they don't care what you think.
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@ArthurBoreman Obama deserves all the praise he gets for the Affordable Care Act. It has saved countless lives.
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@ArthurBoreman This was very real. Some people were even denied melanoma treatment and kicked off their insurance plan because the insurance companies were digging back into their teenage years and stating that acne treatment indicated there was a pre-existing skin disorder.
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@Chicago1Ray @Debdicker Translation, "I can't explain it. My worldview is based on emotional intuition."
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@smashbaals "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion"
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@theangriestbuni Charlie couldn't run the length of the field without stopping.
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@ziephus @itshornyjason @ogTweakin It’s a depreciating investment. Put that cash into real estate and stocks. Drive a reasonable car and learn how to fix it yourself.
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Only to weak men.
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@RKING90210 @LangmanVince A “strong independent woman “ is one of the most unattractive woman that there are
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@ItisJustBeau @bluethunderpaws @notabot741 @DoomScroling Obviously, you're not a doctor. Nor do you listen to them. You're an idealist driven by religion, aka mythology.
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@Judie09302915 @HerbsandDirt They existed. They weren't allowed to go to your school. The kids with severe allergies, autoimmune disorders, or asthma likely died before starting kindergarten. Your anecdotal experience might make you feel better, but it's not reality.
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@ElijahSchaffer Equality has nothing to do with physical strength. It's just what most mediocre men have to fall back on to feel better when faced with an accomplished woman.
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I sold a short story.
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Do you know what's not manly? Giving a shit what other men think to the point that you change your behavior because they say that it's not 'manly' enough. Guys, do what you want. Don't listen to these manbro-choad-douchebag-fart-weasels.
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Guys, don’t do this. Nothing says “spiritual woman” more than a “skin care routine.” Either that or you are a child molester or serial killer. If you made the mistake and bought product, throw them out now.
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@JosephR27722354 @waltermasterson And then repaid himself with campaign funds. Let's not forget the 11,780 votes he was looking for.
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@TipAllen @Jason_Aldean I'm from rural NC, and that's patently false.
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@ohmydepravity You either care about the Constitution, or you don't.
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@ArthurBoreman I had just graduated from college. Back then, that meant I was instantly kicked off my parent's insurance. I no longer had medication or treatment of any kind. I had already been hospitalized before. I came fairly close to committing suicide. Insurance companies are evil.
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@ProudfootKen All art is political.
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@Pro_tein98 @Rossmac212 That adaptation is to ward off predators. If it keeps folks like you away, it's working.
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@waltermasterson For future reference, 2 1/2 lb plates make an excellent makeshift set of brass knuckles.
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@dvduadotcom @ask_aubry She shouldn’t even have to quit modeling because she’s a teacher, let alone delete the pictures.
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@BDWChozen Seriously, did they not hear their lyrics?
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@TizzyEnt The federal government needs to get involved with this. It's a civil rights violation of epic proportions.
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@BoLoudon Dude, you look like the bully from every eighties high school movie.
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@007mss @Autumn_Armyworm My wife reads whatever the fuck she wants. It's been working just fine for 15 years.
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@VoteTrevorLee @blacklionking73 So, those lamp cord whip marks on my student’s skin weren’t my problem? How about the ones the woman nurse found on the inside of her upper legs where he whipped them so she’d keep them open to be raped? Where those not my business either?
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@WillingWitness @TimJEldred Dude, I live near a large military base. I've seen this kind of thing for decades.
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@B3njam1n1962 @SBfut3 Exactly. Like, who fucking cares? I have books I've read and also listened to on audiobook later.
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@SociatUSA She was entering through a broken window of the Capitol building, 20 feet from sitting members of Congress, with a hoard of violent rioters behind her, with the expressed intent of overthrowing an election.
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@smashbaals Tectonic movement is not difficult to understand.
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@VoteTrevorLee @blacklionking73 I did, repeatedly. IT WAS IGNORED. The system does not work. Stop choosing obtuse ideology over common sense.
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@Coach_Brado @Esqueer_ @MattWalshBlog After a long, green weekly candle, investors take profit, especially if it ends near a recent high, which it did. There's also going to be an inevitable dip to fill some of the fair value gap created by all the frantic buying Dylan's endorsement caused. Learn to chart, Braden.
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Have I mentioned how much I hate Nazis today?
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@Diane_Jackson7 @TaraBull808 From what? You're not the majority and haven't been for nearly twenty years.
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@ask_aubry I'm 6'2", which made making him uncomfortable easier. "Dude, how does it feel to be followed by someone bigger and stronger than you?"
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@GlennCole412949 @TizzyEnt This is a common area in a complex where one of the residents/owners asked for a package to be delivered. This is not difficult.
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@cstegman That dude's hard drive is full of bad, bad things.
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MAGA men: Why won't women date me? Because you can't control women with finances any longer. Your personalities and hygiene are horrid.
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It always comes back to anti-Semitism, doesn’t it?
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