@_kruptos
κρῠπτός
5 months
Guys, don’t do this. Nothing says “spiritual woman” more than a “skin care routine.” Either that or you are a child molester or serial killer. If you made the mistake and bought product, throw them out now.
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@_kruptos
κρῠπτός
5 months
2. Someone needs some more coaching up on things men don’t do:
@_binshi_
aspie gurl club
5 months
It's attractive for a guy to be meticulous in taking care of important things, incl his appearance. At least use a daily moisturizer with sunscreen in it. Neglecting personal care shows laziness, neglect, and slobbishness, and that doesn't make a good partner imo
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@AlphaOrthodox
AlphaOrthodox
5 months
@_kruptos The real feminine energy in this dudes content isn't this skin care routine. It's that like a woman he's using the internet for attention by pretending he's Patrick Batmen. Pure attention whoring.
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@_kruptos
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5 months
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@_binshi_
aspie gurl club
5 months
@_kruptos If a man can't take care of himself, he can't take care of me. Good men are meticulous in all things, including personal care. It's one of the things I actively look for in a man, how clean and orderly his space and routine is.
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@_kruptos
κρῠπτός
5 months
@_binshi_ You want an effete you can control, not a man…
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@bridgietherease
Oedipa Maas
5 months
@_kruptos ok I was withholding judgment until I saw that he's using Charlotte Tilbury Magic Cream lmao
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@_kruptos
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5 months
@bridgietherease It’s how you know…
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@_JRobie681_
Jessica
5 months
@_kruptos You do see that his skin looks immaculate though? Or no?
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@_kruptos
κρῠπτός
5 months
@_JRobie681_ Yeah, and it makes him look like a serial killer.
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@clearpill7128
Jimmy Clearpills
5 months
@_kruptos Wife says his skincare game is amateurish
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@_kruptos
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5 months
@clearpill7128 Ok, that is funny.
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@RenContessa
Rachel Clausen
5 months
@_kruptos This is why you're going to look ancient at thirty.
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@_kruptos
κρῠπτός
5 months
@RenContessa *shrugs* Those of us in our 50’s think of it as the distinguished, rugged look, how a man is supposed to be.
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@endofanerajc
chad, american cutie
5 months
@_kruptos guys deserve nice skin too
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@_kruptos
κρῠπτός
5 months
@endofanerajc It’s not a matter of deserving nice skin. Most guys just don’t care. Women think men should care or that it would be good for them to care or that they would want a man who would care, but men just don’t.
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@WardoftheStates
Donald Ward
5 months
@_kruptos Too late! Already in chair getting full facial.
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@JamesMuchLesser
James, the much lesser 🦬✝️😼
5 months
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@JamesMuchLesser
James, the much lesser 🦬✝️😼
5 months
@_kruptos This is gross.
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@MrEncouragement
Mr.Encouragement
5 months
@_kruptos How about wiping your butt? Is that okay? Because men obviously need another man to appoint himself the keeper of manhood and to tell them how to be manly.
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@StephenFleming
Stephen Fleming
5 months
@_kruptos When I was single, I went out with a woman who asked what my skincare routine was. I replied that whatever shampoo dripped down on my face got vigorously rubbed, then rinsed off. We didn’t have a second date.
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