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@AshyCrabbeCake

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watching a bobs burgers rerun probably.

Boston, MA
Joined March 2018
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@SyxWilliams @simsimmaaz hey man it was a different time
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@talkthirtie @SDtheG @malkiakeno better to offload on a stranger sometimes, get outside perspective and then never see them again.
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@solodeauxleaux this one only because it comes in handy so goddamn often
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@fullyspectrumed @capitalb620 @vali_c20 @EgSophie you can tell when the bot took over too
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@PrimeSirAlex @AidanWalshMUFC how ever much the glazers paying you to lick their boots is more than they’ve invested in your club
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@Sheer__Opulence @AsgardianFast realizing that the year i starts college was 17 years ago
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how many wins do the broncos have this season?
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@AngryBlackLady so when she’s prosecuted is she gonna say they weren’t people?
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@markschlereth we already knew you were a cop, mark
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duke just beat a team of 30 year olds for coach k’s 100th tournament win.
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HUNTER RENFROW IS THE GREATEST WHITE ATHLETE SINCE LARRY BIRD
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@PrimeSirAlex @AidanWalshMUFC of course it is. it’s *your* club. not theirs. they need to know that you take this foolishness seriously, to hell with broken glass or whatever. burn it to the ground if it gets the job done. wish my club had the balls
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lol y’all remember this?
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@TheGuySwann @stillgray he should’ve simply complied
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Dunno Donnie, why don’t you start the conversation by talking about your brother in law
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@cristinasoh here for this
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jesus can come back now im ready
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@TheWayWithAnoa cops gonna cop every single time
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yo duke fam look what my mother in law got me
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@Deena7911 @theminorchords it’s so simple and yet
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@kwikwit13 @_willcompton barstool has always been worse than deadspin imo
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@sherilucia @caliphorniaqing @haaniyah_ lol not when his fiancé is a girl matt gaetz
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@TheGuySwann @stillgray it’s private property. got nothing to do with authority.
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@talkthirtie @SDtheG @malkiakeno lol i realize i could’ve worded that better.
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Tristan Thompson averages more side chicks than points and rebounds. #TristanThompson #
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@RMpodol @AOC @RepMcGovern she voted against paygo dude. that’s the vote she’s talking about. wtf is your issue.
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@jrod416 @Waynes3World @CJMcCollum y’all really that passionate about office supplies?
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was about this point in the game where my carolina fan friend sent me a venmo request for 200 bucks because he thought he won our bet on the game
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@LouGarza86 below average white band
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i couldn’t find the original thread to retweet but i miss anthony bourdain and did not appreciate him as much as i should have when he was alive.
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@TheGuySwann @stillgray so you’d be ok with that guy going in and shitting in the middle of their floor? county could shut them down for health violations, but that’s not a private property issue to you?
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@KDPPatsFan @ohrnberger @drewbrees the photograph of Clinton was not preceded by law enforcement forcibly clearing the area of peaceful protesters. the photograph of Clinton was taken after he attended a church service, while the image of Trump was not preceded or followed by a church service.
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@PrimeSirAlex @Suzanne1989 @AidanWalshMUFC pretty embarrassing defense of this my dude. the protest worked— whole world is talking about this. the little mini demonstrations from the previous week have already been forgotten. the point of all of this is to be disruptive until you see change.
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@FrankieC88 @PFF_Sam paid for their gear, salary and staff with money made off of *their* labor, built the stadium with a good chunk of public money/tax breaks, and probably inherited the money to begin with. it’s like saying the ceo is the most important person at a company— it’s never the case.
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@Marcus_Mosher the fact that joe flacco is in the top 10 should tell you all you need to know about how seriously to take qbr as a stat
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“one thing that always amazed me in dean smith’s era... they won, they won with class, and they also won by going to class” *camera pans to rashad mccants* lolololololol 😆😂😂🤣
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😭😭😭😭
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@SethDavisHoops their league guarantees them the easiest possible path in the tournament. that’s what people are saying. i really don’t understand why national media types cape so hard for them. nobody is even saying they’re not good, just that they have it easy.
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not my thing but whatever gets us 6 praise jesus brother
@_justintemple
Justin Temple
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Absolutely love this. @whoisAG21 @DukeMBB “AJ has a great belief in God. Because of him, our team in the last few weeks have started a Bible study.” - Coach K on what AJ has brought to the program.
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trevor hit the big shot when called upon. wheres that dude that was questioning his passion bc he had to do an ad?
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@steveheals @Jared_Carrabis How many NL MVPs will they need to sign before the rebuild is over?
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@RiggsBarstool @PredsNHL @stoolpresidente do you think charity excuses misogyny and racism?
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@nowhex @ProFootballTalk that inbreeding does crazy shit to your brain eh
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lol ordered in december and it finally came. sprayed down with lysol
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@CBBonFOX @DukeMBB @UNC_Basketball i’m going mark because i don’t think our program could withstand having another dude that trips mfs
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@andrew1229 @nmando5 @SportsChannel8 yea lol. just makin the better joke.
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shawn having a day
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@UpdateDuke they’re 30 years old
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@AlejandroMeine1 @AngryBlackLady i can’t believe you took the bait. oh wait yes i can.
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@ThisAppMid @__YoTy @WorldWideWob holding the arm, the reach— you pick
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@tha1guynick @GoodmanHoops @UKCoachCalipari @JonScheyer lol now now details don’t matter it’s a jeff goodman tweet
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@YungKiid7 @RapSheet Tired: preventing AB injury by playing heads up football Wired: preventing AB injury by signing all players that ever tried to kill him
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joey baker is a white alex o’connell
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fixed it
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@RStanford17 @RocketRich30 you know the primary way we use our “understanding” of diseases to prevent them? vaccines. what are you even talking about
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@feministabulous “The thing you have to realize about IPAs is...”
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jayson tatum is incredible. must’ve went to a damn fine university.
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@carlile_annie @ScoutWithBryan most ppl need both exposure and to work on their game. not the same sport but josh jacobs literally had to send his youtube clips to schools in order to get recruited. the least you could’ve done was not be a gigantic dick about it and publicize it, but whatever feeds your ego🙄.
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did derek carr tweet this?
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@SportsCenter y’all used the wrong broadcast
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😂
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@OnlyInBOS top of the hub.— and yes, that is a wrong answer
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@SenatorWicker just admit you don’t know what it is lol
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if you refuse to wear a mask bc you’re concerned about there not being enough oxygen getting to your brain don’t worry bud that ship has sailed
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@PFF nah
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@burner_tyler @AndreaTucker20 @GottliebShow no you’re just saying you don’t care about mental illness. but your big brain opinion is noted “tylerherrosburner”
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@RocketRich30 remember this when your daughter ends up with measles in the petri dish that is now the bay area. you know before vaccines and other medications life expectancy was like 35.
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RIP purdue basketball twitter Dec 1, 2021-Dec 9, 2021
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@NegressElba @RoseMateo @MiaWright99 @terrycrews It was obviously a joke. Do you just go around sucking the fun out of everything?
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@burner_tyler @AndreaTucker20 @GottliebShow what kind of arrogance do you have that you feel like you can arbitrate something like that? you have no idea what anyone is going through— and even if it is an excuse who cares? personal well being trumps everything else. & going above and beyond that is a personal decision.
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@MzTeel @RainofTerra @netflix she literally works for netflix what do you think
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do all white people think they can just like, call the president and think he should just pick up?
@RonFilipkowski
Ron Filipkowski
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Kyle Rittenhouse today says he may sue Biden if he doesn’t apologize to him: “I tried reaching out to him 5 times to have an interview but he was too cowardly to sit down and talk to me.”
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@harikondabolu That means it’s working. Awesome job Hari.
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@AshyCrabbeCake
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@CBKReport not according to you
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@UncleTom__ @aIextalktoem @_ajjaxx to a random cell phone camera? yeah sure that’s what he did.
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@ty17rr @BarstoolBDevils @jeffcapel it’s literally something endearing chanted at former players. k just being grouchy and who could blame him it’s way past my bed time too.
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lmaoooo
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VERNON CAREY JR IS STARTING 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
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i can’t process this right now there’s a war on
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it’s my birthday bitch
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@UpdateDuke too many kids on here man. 2010 was magic and carolina was a much better team that year.
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@tmac36daexpert the difference being we didn’t sign him to start unlike y’all, and didn’t draft a backup qb in the top 10 unlike y’all
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it’s about the experience man
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This is a real question -- If you are white...how do these events make you feel? Do you feel connected to it or like it's not connected to you? Do you feel shame? Numb? I wanna know. Don't know if anyone will respond to this but I'm curious.
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@BusterHimen8 @SaraCivian anyone who uses the “😂” emoji at the frequency you do is always triggered buster himen why don’t you calm down and watch the hockey mr sensitive
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@schladamheim when you refer to it as “do” english i think that tells us all we need to know about whatever choices you’ve made
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