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No nut november, is basically reddit ramadan

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i saw no country for old men when i was unemployed and living on my grandpa's farm and then i would just wander around for hours carrying his wooden hunting rifle wearing a cowboy hat + tucked in flannel & occasionally squat to look thru my binos at nothing

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So glad dave's on bIuesky now 🙌

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The sound. The fucking overwhelming sound. 3 decades have passed, yet no movie has come close to that sound.

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My cousin Clint is a trucker and just sent me this

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just woke up from a jeans nap

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is this real

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My iq may be 72 ,but i have many theory's that are in the 190+ range.

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1 year

[haven't felt a thing in a decade+] it just doesn't feel like Christmas,

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6 months

The kid who i gave LSD laced candy to last year just trick or treated at my house as the unabomber

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@Ascendid_1

2 years

accidentally DMd a gun pic to her and a dick pic to the gc

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@Ascendid_1

2 years

this is pretty much the same vibe as my DMs with girls on here

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@Ascendid_1

2 years

[no will left to live in voice] Whats up player,

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@Ascendid_1

1 year

Hard to tell- but from a cursory glance, the whole fit must go dumb

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@Ascendid_1

1 year

Patrol SUV parked outside chipotle wasn't locked

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1 year

almost time for Lunch

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@Ascendid_1

4 months

[pissing really hard, sighing while farting , spits into urinal] who u votin for brother. Like alien vs predator whoever wins, we lose am i right brother. Hey is that a g-shock

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@Ascendid_1

8 months

handing a hot girl a napkin with ";)" written on it then i walk around the corner out of sight and blow my head off

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The Real World

@trwportalx

9 months

Andrew Tate buying a 1,600,000€ Ferrari 😳 It took him a few seconds to make this decision. Some people buy super cars like you buy coffee. We will show you how to make enough to live this lifestyle. Learn how:

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@Ascendid_1

8 months

Hello this is aiden im sorry that your gsmerscore is wrong let me pull up your account . OuterHeaven420... Thats such a sick name dude Me, alone on 39th birthday: Thank you man

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@Ascendid_1

1 year

Yup this is pretty much how it went down I was there

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@Ascendid_1

1 year

Bring this type of guy back rtfn

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@Ascendid_1

8 months

Leaving some intel for the next stayer

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@Ascendid_1

1 year

Writing while tripping vs looking at it the next day

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@Ascendid_1

8 months

Whenever i sleep 8 hrs but wake up super tired I know it's bc ive been flying around the universe healing various beings

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@Ascendid_1

7 months

Quickly down several fireball shooters and go jack off in the bathroom lol. My sticky week old gamer load would be stewing in the "honey bucket" with everyone's poop and pee haha. Then i would fly the plane into the empire state building Lol.

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7 months

I’m sitting next to you on the flight ✈️ what do you do ? 👇🏻

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2 years

Gay and white, the homo stoner seems to crank to dudes all night

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i had my mind blown by inception back in 2010 than my mom had me get an online iq test and it was 73

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2 years

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@Ascendid_1

1 month

Fuck the eclipse 🖕🏿🖕🏾🖕🏽🖕🏼🖕🏻🖕more woke bullshit 🖕

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11 months

did the math on jacking off with the apple goggles for a month and figuring $35 a rope

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11 months

opened a sealed box and it turned out to be some kind of autistic time capsule

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10 months

i was at Walmart practicing remote healing on someone who couldn't walk and visualized them using their feet again and they stood up from the electric scooter & I started crying but it turned out to be a kid just fucking around on it

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@Ascendid_1

2 years

Getting to heaven, you think you're about to get riffed on for beating off more than anyone in history. But as you walk down the golden halls everyone bows

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@Ascendid_1

9 months

Found the most autistic youtube guy

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2 years

Yumn

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@Ascendid_1

1 year

These got me standing atop a skyscraper holding a sword & lookig down at the city like auron

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@Ascendid_1

4 months

(electric Avenue) I'm gonna walk into, the bathroom and go poo then tug my half hard boner

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@Ascendid_1

2 years

[trying to use sea turtle shell as a bong] Park ranger riding by on ATV: 😂😂😂😂😂 breh you can't do that 😂put it back

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@Ascendid_1

9 months

Jerking off with a gun in my mouth

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@Ascendid_1

7 months

CIA spook: In these numbered envelopes, are pictures of things or ppl u will guess. F45 Me: Briana Banks Spook: B23. Me: Priya Rai Spook: J33. Me: Priya Rai post breast reduction . Spook: A72. Me: Burnt out Briana Banks Brolin: This guy is off the fucking charts

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@Ascendid_1

10 months

Yup entering a major depessive episode & emerging many years later as a shredded single guy in his 40s who roller blades around the lake with his shirt off

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@Ascendid_1

2 months

smoking weed with my neighbors autistic son who holds his hand out like neo whenever he crosses the street in front of cars

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@Ascendid_1

7 months

i ran into Obama at trader joes and brought up young dolph and he started crying

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@Ascendid_1

1 year

guy who plays a game all the time but still sucks ass at it

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@Ascendid_1

7 months

scrolling 4chan by myself in a bar and laughing

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@Ascendid_1

2 years

(picks urinal next to you despite 20 open ones) u hear about Coolio bro

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@Ascendid_1

4 months

In 2011, [paces across TED stage] I was grav bonging mids I got from a linecook, and playing MW3 on 1-bar wifi. Now, in 2024, I'm playing the new MW3 on medical grade edibles on T-mobile 5G internet. I guess what im trying to say, is [removes Glock from 3 piece suit and blows hea

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@Ascendid_1

11 months

have been taking 5htp, vitamin d, choline, resvreratrol,lions mane, theobromine, gingko biloba, L-theanine , bacopa monnnieri, piracetim, and phenotropil, as well as smoking crack, to be able to beam hateful telepathic messages to morons in traffic

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@Ascendid_1

6 months

god i hope my team wins lol then i can go to work slightly more upbeat Lol & then have all my taxes go to israel's free Healthcare lmao. I want too have a kid so he can discover his favorite brands & sports teams too Lol and then get a job and watch his favorite shows after work

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@Ascendid_1

4 months

I didn't mean to be rude, I edge to porn online, I'm a gooner. I was just watching a Sophie Dee tittyfuck compilation. My name's Neil

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@Ascendid_1

9 months

Baldurs Gape. Fine hole Fantasy. Spread Space. Elder Holes. Return to Asshole Wolfenst Indian uber guy: i am drop you off here thank you sir

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@Ascendid_1

2 months

Ever since i saw porn at age 7 i knew i wanted to watch it all the time for the rest of my life

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@Ascendid_1

1 year

if i could teleport I would walk alongside the highway & keep making the same ppl drive by me every 2 miles

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@Ascendid_1

6 months

Business guy: God damn Verizon sucks SHIT. airport wifi is all FUCKED. Now I'll never FaceTime my dieing wife Me (fresh cut, clean suit, nice watch, very smart face): I have enabled my wifi hotspot. The SSID is "gooncave" and I think you will find the password to be LisaAnnPOV,

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Tate News

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Andrew Tate's bugatti is the most famous car in the world. When you think of bugatti, You know what comes to mind. Top G

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@Ascendid_1

2 years

There should be a slur for the wind

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@Ascendid_1

1 year

me diving out of my tree house adter eating acid i got off snapchat

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@Ascendid_1

1 month

[talks to a stranger for 15 minutes] alright cool man its been real but im pretty sure ur a huge retard or something lol, no of fence dude. Peace

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@Ascendid_1

6 months

still crying rn can't believe hes gone. PLEASe if you have anyone special call/txt them to let them know how special they are . This is the last convo we had

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@Ascendid_1

4 months

Hello this is p0spectors dad. My son died while drivibg his 18 whealer thru a blizzard . Always talked about how much he loved his fans & how they gave his life purpose. Often caught him jacking off when he'd come home & visit to. Had to turn my guitar amp up. Lol. Take care Gary

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@Ascendid_1

1 year

Asked how many lot lizards have been killed in here and he just laughed nervously then rolled his window up and hopped in the sleeper

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@Ascendid_1

2 years

Yeah i like guac Gaming Until America Collapsis

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@Ascendid_1

1 year

Started a tiktok trend where i pee into a condon until its the size of a watermelon and toss it of an overpass onto a jeep or altima

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@Ascendid_1

1 year

The only stigma of a fleshlight, is I love to stigma junk in that sucker

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@Ascendid_1

2 months

Im teachin my dog how to astral project so i wont have to take him on walks

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@Ascendid_1

7 months

[phone ringing and I don't yet know it's an indian scammer] hm maybe this will be Chelsea from 11th grade chemistry

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@Ascendid_1

2 years

Cowboys would actually challenge one another to a suck off, they made up gun duels to make westerns TV friendly

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@Ascendid_1

1 year

Texting weed guy from 14 years ago: yo wtf was that stuff bro shit made me crazy

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@Ascendid_1

1 year

if you find an airtag hidden under your car you can drive somewhere somewhat remote and wait there with a gun

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@Ascendid_1

11 months

10 ft tall nonhuman: this is what u do? just click on monsters for better loot for 11 hours then pretend your hand is a pussy Me: yeagh. it's based 10 ft tall nonhuman boards craft & flies it into a cliffside at 60000 mph

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@Ascendid_1

1 year

Southpaw stroker eh... But a righty otherwise.. *lowers binoculars* who the hell trained this guy..,

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@Ascendid_1

8 months

Went shooting with my son today

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@Ascendid_1

6 months

[being electrocuted & stomach punched] I told u i don't. fucking goon. I just. jack off for. a few minutes to a jpeg CIA torturer: you like to goon huh?? Just jack it as long as u can without nutting? Cia guy 2 (reaching for Milwaukee drill) I think he said he loves gooning

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@Ascendid_1

6 months

During the Las Vegas shooting Stephen Paddock supposedly expent 3000+ rounds of ammunition over the course of ten minutes from 27 AR-15's with bumpstocks despite the facts that it would have required him to drop a gun after each 30 round magazine was empty, even though videos fro

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6 months

Tell me something I don't know 👀

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@Ascendid_1

1 year

Im typically a 5mg guy but last night i did 30 as a bit and laid in bed hearing the starcraft probe voice saying all the bad gamer words

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@Ascendid_1

10 months

SEnd her a nut vid in reverse and tell her you got a new vaccum cleaner

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@Ascendid_1

1 year

My hyper-advanced brain is basically an emulator, and i can play any game I want by relaxing & closing my eyes, even while driving like I am rn

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@Ascendid_1

1 year

Johnny Sins moved in next to me & I had to uninstall my clappers bc his ball slaps kept making my lights flicker

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@Ascendid_1

1 year

my dialog tree for picking up chicks Hello. / — I'm a spectre. \ Do you like Peter Griffin.

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@Ascendid_1

1 year

All you need in life brother

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@Ascendid_1

11 months

Recently, I tried childhood memory regression therapy. I recalled an odd doctor visit, which tested IQ. When I asked my parents for the results, they showed me the document which read "IQ: 167", but looking closer they had scribbled a crude '1' in front of the 67... Show more

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@Ascendid_1

8 months

Helll yea

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@Ascendid_1

9 months

I killed myself here several lifes back

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