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art morelli 🦑🪩🍝

6 days

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art morelli 🦑🪩🍝

@ArtMorelli

1 month

@bongsandbuicks you gotta defeat this boss to find out

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@ArtMorelli

10 months

dropping a technically gifted italian footballer in his prime into the english premier league is like dropping albert einstein into a high school physics class

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@Bonetti

10 months

Dream debut for Sandro Tonali. In 15 minutes he scores the first goal of Newcastle’s season and plays in the ball that leads to Isak’s goal

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art morelli 🦑🪩🍝

@ArtMorelli

4 months

go shitpost somewhere else clown

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@ArtMorelli

1 year

“blinded by juve,” a THREAD of sorts: 1. Simone Muratore, 24yo central midfielder. has never appeared in a serie a match. sold by juventus to atalanta for €7 million in september 2020 😮

𝗚𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗷𝘂𝘃𝗲 🎥

@GJustjuve

1 year

@ArtMorelli What period of plusvalenza are they referring to? When you find the answer you’ll understand why I quoted this one. I consider you an intelligent man but from time to time you are blinded (when Juve is involved)

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art morelli 🦑🪩🍝

@ArtMorelli

4 months

sorry but that was better than the world cup final

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@ArtMorelli

4 years

@RaxKingIsDead i went on a few dates w/ a woman to whom i admitted having an adolescent crush on clarissa explains it all. she showed up to my place once wearing dr martens and nothing under her coat but floral print denim shorts over spandex. i think she is a candle maker in ellicott city now

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art morelli 🦑🪩🍝

@ArtMorelli

2 months

ATTENZIONE CALCIO FANATICS besides palermo, who is your fav non-serie a club in italy? reply below👇

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art morelli 🦑🪩🍝

@ArtMorelli

1 month

number of scudetti at the time of the superga tragedy: juventus 7 torino 6 since the superga tragedy: juventus 29 torino 1 the greatest team in the history of italian football crashed into a mountain and tore the fabric of the football space-time continuum rip grande torino

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@ArtMorelli

7 months

[thread] italian football clubs but in the style of vintage italian movie posters 🧵 as roma

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@ArtMorelli

3 months

marotta island, chile

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@ArtMorelli

3 years

LOL at 35 years old Francesco Totti had 12 goals and 12 assists for top flight AS Roma. at 35 years old Wayne Rooney is sitting at home after 2 seasons at tier 2 Derby County and 2 seasons at MLS.

UEFA EURO 2024

@EURO2024

3 years

🇮🇹🔟🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Francesco Totti or Wayne Rooney? #EURO2020 #FlashbackFriday

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art morelli 🦑🪩🍝

@ArtMorelli

3 years

my plans delta variant

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@ArtMorelli

1 month

[THREAD AI] THE SERIE A TABLE AS HEROES & VILLAINS 🦹 🦸 1-10 1️⃣ internazionale x kingpin

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@ArtMorelli

3 years

this is the football industrial complex version of a couple of tech bro cofounders that cashed out big and now just sit on corporate boards and chill

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@ArtMorelli

1 month

[THREAD] THE SERIE A TABLE AS OREO FLAVORS 🥛🍪 1. internazionale x mint creme oreo

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@ArtMorelli

11 months

a month ago fam didn’t even know which black & blue italian club rasmus hojlund played for

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@nonewthing

11 months

I'm not surprised at Hojlund's fee. He's essentially like a faster and harder-kicking Dominic Calvert-Lewin. That's an Osimhen-level forward, if not superior. I have earmarked him and Ferguson as potential long-term rivals. Atlanta are right to have asked what they demanded.

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@ArtMorelli

1 year

italian football is second in uefa coefficient with their shoelaces tied together, imagine if their clubs had bottomless oil money check books and weren’t owned by narcoleptic italian businessmen and b list movie producers

OneFootball

@OneFootball

1 year

🇫🇷 Ligue 1 is no longer a 𝗧𝗼𝗽 𝗙𝗶𝘃𝗲 league as UEFA release the latest rankings: 1 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England 2 🇮🇹 Italy 3 🇩🇪 Germany 4 🇪🇸 Spain 5 🇧🇪 Belgium 6 🇳🇱 Netherlands 𝟳 🇫🇷 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 8 🇵🇹 Portugal 9 🇹🇷 Turkey 10 🇨🇭 Switzerland

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art morelli 🦑🪩🍝

@ArtMorelli

2 months

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎

@TheEuropeanLad

2 months

FT: Liverpool 0-3 Atalanta. THE JOINT-BIGGEST EUROPEAN HOME DEFEAT IN LIVERPOOL HISTORY!

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art morelli 🦑🪩🍝

@ArtMorelli

1 year

nobody asked for this… khvicha kvaratskheliaaaaaaaaaaa

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@ArtMorelli

4 months

hojlund better in prem than he was in serie a salah better in prem than he was in serie a bruno fernandes better in prem than he was in serie a i sense a pattern, interesting

SANSO Ⓜ️

@NapoliSansone

4 months

Hojlund better in the Prem than he was in Serie A…

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@ArtMorelli

3 years

just watched this gif 100 times

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art morelli 🦑🪩🍝

@ArtMorelli

5 months

lautaro has established position, never takes his eye off the ball, and there is mutual upper body contact. it’s not the goal scorers problem that the defender went down like a paper doll. the only thing that is embarrassing is this post and the incessant whinging every week

Matthijs_Pog

@MatthijsPog

5 months

Imbarazzante hahahaha Sempre loro

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@ArtMorelli

14 days

my entire TL right now

Transfer News Live

@DeadlineDayLive

15 days

🚨 Antoine Griezmann is available for €15m this summer because of a clause in his contract. 😳🇫🇷📋💰 Several European and American teams have positioned themselves. (Source: @footmercato )

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art morelli 🦑🪩🍝

@ArtMorelli

3 years

btw, if anyone is coming home it should be Jorginho and especially Verratti, absolutely devastating for Italian football that a generational mid-fielder doesn’t have a single Serie A cap

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@ArtMorelli

6 months

[THREAD] calcio X star wars—characters from the star wars universe re-imagined as players of italian football clubs 🧵 ac milan X darth maul @acmilan

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@ArtMorelli

4 months

VVD is not even clear of chiellini who doesn’t crack the italian top 10 much less “ever lived”—these premier league people are truly quite goofy

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@EBL2017

4 months

Virgil van Dijk. The best defender who has ever lived.

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@ArtMorelli

3 years

adam levine tancredi palmeri

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@ArtMorelli

2 years

calciopoli

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@ArtMorelli

3 years

AC Milan Twitter is like that single friend who’s been miserable and cynical about love and romance for the last 10 years,,,,then they finally find a partner and their TL is now all rose pedals and couples spa days 🤢🤮

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@ArtMorelli

3 years

ciro immobile al lazio alla nazionale

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@ArtMorelli

1 year

interesting theory…

Hannah

@JuventinaHannah

1 year

What if 'Grande Torino' never perished in 1949? The 1950 world cup & 3 in a row almost certainly 🇮🇹 Do we even see 🇭🇺 great side be so dominant or even 🇧🇷/Pele take over? Madrid do not dominate the early years of the euro cup. Juventus don't become the clear #1 team in Turin.

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@ArtMorelli

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[THREAD AI] THE SERIE A TABLE x POKÉMON 1-10 1️⃣ internazionale x serperior

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@ArtMorelli

28 days

[THREAD] THE SERIE A TABLE AS CLASSIC AND CONTEMPORARY COCKTAILS ⚽️🍸 🏆1️⃣ internazionale x mai tai Ingredients 1 1/2 ounces white rum 3/4 ounce orange curaçao 3/4 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed 1/2 ounce orgeat 1/2 ounce dark rum

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@ArtMorelli

3 years

#JUVEMERDA 🔊ON

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@ArtMorelli

4 years

The answer is CR7, clearly. He has single handedly bankrupted Juventus, turning them into a debt-ridden waste land. It’s so bad that to win UCL they’ve turned to a rookie manager who only 2 weeks ago turned in his thesis paper double-spaced in Futura font size 14.

Italian Football TV

@IFTVofficial

4 years

Who makes the bigger difference for his club - Zlatan or Ronaldo ⁉️

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@ArtMorelli

2 years

opening sentence in antonio conte’s uefa pro license thesis:

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@ArtMorelli

6 months

@ElieNYC @johncusack

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@ArtMorelli

2 years

may the 4th be with #JuveMerda

JuventusFC 🇬🇧🇺🇸

@juventusfcen

2 years

🌌🏟 𝘈 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘰 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘶𝘮 𝘧𝘢𝘳, 𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺.... #StarWarsDay

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@ArtMorelli

3 years

“Paris Saint-Germain will continue to work with Uefa, the European Club Association and all stakeholders of the football family - based on the principles of good faith, dignity and respect for all.”

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@ArtMorelli

2 years

representing italy in the 2022-2023 @ChampionsLeague

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@ArtMorelli

2 years

spalletti at the raspadori medical

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@ArtMorelli

3 years

Here is a clip of grown ass child Federico Chiesa grimacing before he even absorbs any contact whatsoever. Alexis actually gets a yellow card for this I laughed

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@ArtMorelli

1 year

happy 5-year anniversary to this banger

Joe Cappuccino⚪⚫

@joe_cappuccino_

1 year

Happy 5-year anniversary to this banger

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@ArtMorelli

4 years

“...so anyway I really think you should root for other Italian clubs in the European competitions because it raises the profile of the league and contributes to the UEFA coefficients.”

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@ArtMorelli

2 years

#JuveMerda

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@ArtMorelli

3 years

won’t be wearing this on sunday for obvious reasons but my god what a shirt 🙌

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@ArtMorelli

1 year

@RaxKingIsDead did that look like a show that was made by a sober person?

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@ArtMorelli

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the serie a table heading into match day 15 x game of thrones (for no reason whatsoever) internazionale

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@ArtMorelli

2 years

clear penalty, defender was beaten to the ball and knocked the attacking player down from behind, i can’t believe someone would provide literal video evidence of a textbook infraction and say that it wasn’t, we live in a post facts world…

Aziz' #54

@aziz_zgh

2 years

Inter fans always cry about the least normal things that happen to Juve, let's hear them now huh?

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@ArtMorelli

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@ericriveracooks “we can be best friends” “sir, this is a chipotle”

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@ArtMorelli

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Inter fans telling Roma fans how tough it’s been since the Mou treble

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@ArtMorelli

1 year

@dybiplays take your medicine and move on

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@ArtMorelli

3 years

“I hate the north”

MUNDIAL

@MundialMag

3 years

“Stupid’a fucking game!” BUY NOW:

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@ArtMorelli

3 years

mind boggling hit from insigne

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@ArtMorelli

3 months

i am going to start a thread of all the rando football shirts i see in disney’s animal kingdom today bobo internazionale

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@ArtMorelli

4 years

MY PLANS 2020

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@ArtMorelli

4 years

how it started how it’s going

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@ArtMorelli

3 years

I’ve played FIFA 21 career mode for little over a week and I have been fired by Napoli after 1 season and fired by Bologna after 5 matches in my 2nd season. I am the Marco Giampaolo of FIFA.

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@ArtMorelli

1 year

2. Pablo Moreno, 20yo center forward. has 7 first tier caps to his credit, all coming this year in portugal with 17th place Maritimo. sold by juventus to man city in july 2020 for €10 million 😯

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@ArtMorelli

2 years

arrive on time? not grab hold of the attacking player’s arm? actually back off when he realized he’s late, rather than engage?

Trevor 🇵🇹🇧🇷

@t42222

2 years

Explain to me. What can Bonucci do here?

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@ArtMorelli

2 years

ballon d’or finalist btw

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@ArtMorelli

6 months

[thread] italian football clubs but in the style of vintage amaro poster ads 🧵 acf fiorentina @acffiorentina

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@ArtMorelli

2 years

as roma stopped watering their trophy sad

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@ArtMorelli

1 year

CAMPIONI D’ITALIA 🌋⚽️💙🏆3️⃣

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@ArtMorelli

2 years

anyone else wondering what the professors of journalism think about this… 🤠👻👽😈

Marco Messina

@IFTVMarco

2 years

My guy ❤️ @tammyabraham Lucky touch before breaking the goalscoring record 😁

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@ArtMorelli

2 years

orsato’s final whistle at inter 2-3 juventus 28 apr 2018

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@ArtMorelli

3 years

My god what a shirt

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@ArtMorelli

1 year

3. manolo portanova. 22yo central mf for genoa. sold by lazio to juventus for €250K in 2017. played a total of 170 top flight minutes for juventus. sold to genoa in jan 2021 for €12 million 😳

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@ArtMorelli

3 years

You don’t have to be a forensic scientist to see by the movement of Barella’s left foot/leg that there is contact. Both legs move in concert with each other and Barella’s foot takes the path of the defender’s leg. It’s amazing how people just see what they want to believe.

Musti

@The__Musti

3 years

Questo NON è rigore. Non lo tocca. #InterMilan

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@ArtMorelli

3 years

Italy’s midfield of Barella - Jorginho - Verratti might actually be the most elite midfield in all of world football that’s how dangerously stupid this take is…

Gianni Casca-DelDeSciglio

@cazzorano

3 years

According to @espn 's crack team of analysts like @MarkOgden_ , Italy is overachieving due, in part, to "a midfield without a world-class player." At least it was the beginning of the article so I didn't have to waste any more time reading.

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@ArtMorelli

6 months

[THREAD] 🧵 A CHARLIE BROWN CALCIO CHRISMAS…

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@ArtMorelli

3 years

saw this on IG… 🤣

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@ArtMorelli

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[THREAD] super mario as a tifoso praying to god for victory ssc napoli

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@ArtMorelli

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brahim > barella made me poop my pants 😂

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@ArtMorelli

1 year

it’s almost as if juventus football club didn’t have a role in deciding who inter milan played in the quarterfinal… 🤔

Lex⭐

@dybalexa

1 year

Inter in a UCL final after beating Porto, Benfica and Air Conditioner to get there while Juve had to beat either prime Barca and Real Madrid super team both times on their way to the final ...

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@ArtMorelli

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[THREAD] calcio x nfl in the style of disney pixar 🧵 torino fc

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@ArtMorelli

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@masiglory “honest footy fan”

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@ArtMorelli

5 months

i have lost my VIRGINITY. the only thing that is missing is my girlfriend having sex with me, which is only a matter of time. she has rejected every other offer she has received.

Inter Xtra

@Inter_Xtra

5 months

🚨🚨 The agreement between #Inter and Piotr Zielinski is DONE. The only thing that is missing is the player’s signature, which is only a matter of time. The Polish international has rejected every other offer he received. 🇵🇱 [ @Gazzetta_it 🌗 via @FcInterNewsit ]

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[THREAD] LEGO x CALCIO 🧵 ss lazio

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@ArtMorelli

3 years

happy national bald is beautiful day

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@ArtMorelli

3 years

this is peak blue fan filippo. out here trying to set the ground rules for how fans in milano (6600km from philadelphia btw) should greet gigio at the san siro when he’s neither milanista nor milanese and if he’s been in that building more than 3 times that’s a lot

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@ArtMorelli

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[THREAD] derby d’italia is just hours away, let’s remember some guys… roberto baggio

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@ArtMorelli

3 years

Very sick mail day! One of the best shirts in Italian football imho @VeneziaFC_EN

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@ArtMorelli

3 years

Big Rom is the greatest striker in the world, don’t care what the racists, beans and toast prem heads and Man Unidiots say. But he’s also a class gentleman. 🙌

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@ArtMorelli

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7. how could we forget stefano sturaro! ( @under_thecosh ) a transfer history so shady it cannot be described with words, so here’s are some pics. what greta business by juve getting €18M total from genoa for a player never valued more than €12. grande paratici

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@ArtMorelli

3 years

🚨UPDATE🚨 Adam Levine to Selina Gomesz: Tell Biden to “hand over” more vaccines abroad. Story developing.

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@ArtMorelli

5 months

chiesa: “was electric” also chiesa: 0 goals 0 assists 0 big chances 1 big chance created …in a match his team won 6-1

Italian Football TV

@IFTVofficial

5 months

Great day at the office for Juventus: • 6 goals scored • Chiesa was ELECTRIC • Miretti first goal in the Coppa • ANOTHER Yildiz goal Next up: Frosinone in the Coppa Italia Quarter-Finals in 6 days 🗓

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@ArtMorelli

6 months

“i ‘ate the north” juventus—napoli

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@ArtMorelli

3 years

Great job by umpire crew in the Mets Braves game, after Kevin Pillar gets hit in the face and walks off the field with a bloody face, they allow Braves manager to take his pitcher out even tho he wasn’t allowed to under MLB rules for mound visit. I love when common sense prevails

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@ArtMorelli

1 year

are these “people in football” in the room with us right now?

Miguel Delaney

@MiguelDelaney

1 year

@Pepissmo this is what people in football think - if it means they underestimate Inter, that should be to your benefit - but I have to reflect what is being said.

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@melanierenzulli @ThomasAwful

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@ArtMorelli

3 months

the collapse starts today

Darmianista ⭐️⭐️

@Ragmian

3 months

Finally got a new Tattoo. W?

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@ArtMorelli

3 years

juventus to be relegated

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art morelli 🦑🪩🍝

@ArtMorelli

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4. Nicolò Rovella. 21yo promising italian youth product for genoa. never had an estimated market value higher than the €12 million it is today. sold by genoa to juventus on the same day of the portanova swap for a whopping €26 million. has since been loaned to genoa & monza 🤔