My abusive ex Nils Larson of Seattle is trying to get a video of him being an incoherent predatory manbaby taken down as a "privacy violation". I guess he's never heard of the Streisand effect.
So here's his ugly mug, and a quick refresher on this abusive babydick 🤏🏻
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@UticaEric
The fact that so many people think that wide scale violence can be successfully countered solely with peaceful negotiation really shows how privileged we've become.
BRUH I AM DYINGGG 🤣 Red Hat Man swing was soft as baby powder.
Look, men generally do have a strength advantage. That does NOT mean you're automatically gonna win every fight with a woman, though.
Thoroughly enjoyed seeing this.
Remembering years ago when the new girlfriend of an ex decided to start harassing me. Jealous bs, like long emails talking about how he loved her more than he ever loved me, etc etc.
I replied with "I used to fuck your boyfriend up the butt" and never heard from her again lmfao
I need to have a sit down talk with my boobs. "Now look here, we are 47 years old. We have *hot flashes* now. So quit with the bimonthly aggressive anime bloating already, you're not fooling anyone."
I need me a wholesome metalhead boyfriend. Big cuddly long-haired moshpit protector type. I don't wanna fw assholes with big egos anymore, I need someone who balances out my misanthropy rather than adds to it. DM me so I can brush your hair lol.
Me at my cousin's metal show in 1993 or 94. He's the one singing in the center.
I'm like 10 shades whiter than anyone in my family, they're all brown af, and yet I look more Japanese than any of them. Even my mom looked Native American rather than Japanese.
Genes are weird
Nils, if you don't like what I'm saying here, take me to court for slander. Since truth is a defense of slander and court records are public record FOREVER, I would love to enter in all the evidence I have that can't fit into a twitter thread. Come at me you fucking pussy.
I can't wait for the inevitable series documenting this war. I'm tired of WWII and Vietnam stuff, and the only GWOT series I really liked was Generation Kill. I don't want to watch Americans kill brown people for corporate overlords, I want to watch underdogs kill Russians 🖤
The bodies of the invaders are covered with soil. The fortifications are destroyed by shelling. Trees are smashed by shrapnel.
In such conditions, the Azov soldiers will spend the next few days of their rotation.
The assault is an extremely difficult task. But rotation to new
Pennsylvania State Trooper David Levy, of Kennett Square, pled guilty to Longwood Gardens road rage incident where his gun fired a shot. “It is anticipated the defendant will no longer be a member of law enforcement
@PAStatePolice
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.. younger generations about how to forage, pickle and preserve food, and then adapt their cultural recipes to work with those ingredients.
I think that's really cool how the grandparents have found a way to stay busy and do something useful.
This week has been a series of insane ups and downs. Corporate incompetence, massive financial stress, the satisfaction of seeing my enemies (plural!) begin to panic and scramble, and my long game starting to bear fruit.
Sorry for vagueposting, but that's all I can say for now.
It's crazy to think about how many different systems the Ukrainian military has to be proficient with. Like nearly everything that's used in every European country, AND a bunch of shit nobody uses yet.
If they win, they'll come out one of the best trained forces in the world.
🇫🇮🇺🇦 Finland refused to disclose the content of its military aid to Ukraine. Mikko Heiskanen reveals in an interview with STT that we are talking about the experimental weapons (❗️)
✊ "Even the very latest, in development stage, Finnish innovations have been tested in Ukraine."
Uh. I don't even know what to say anymore. Massive content warning: beheaded kids.
I'm starting to think that Israel should be nuked. Not literally, but Netanyahu does need to be taken out. There's no coming back from this. This isn't collateral damage. It's intentional.
First, here's the embarrassing video of him being an incoherent twat. He obviously doesn't want you to see it, so you should absolutely go watch it again before it's gone and leave a comment ❤️
And since he wants to fuck around, here are his convictions, most of which are violence towards women (victim's names redacted). This is all public record and easily verifiable. All of these case numbers can be looked up in the Seattle court system.
Woman gets addicted to cheese because of stress caused by running a Zionist student org at NYU, then goes to a $6k/week rehab for her cheese addiction...but recently had a "brief relapse" during current anti-Israel protests on campus.
I am speechless
Well this is fun. My work fucked up my paycheck right before I'm supposed to sign a lease for a new apartment.
Long story short, WA state has a paid leave program for health issues, including mental health. Right now I'm working 3 days a week but get paid for 5 days.
As I noted, this photograph looks like art. It honestly looks like a painting.
Given Nigel Farage has done a video joking about it, think he will survive people struck by what objectively looks like a very compelling photograph.
When people realize that surrender is death, they're going to fight like cornered animals. From a purely pragmatic standpoint I can't understand the thought process behind the strategy of Russia and Israel, which veritably guarantee continued resistance for generations.
⚡️ Minister: Russia captures, executes civilians in northern Vovchansk.
Russian forces are taking Ukrainian civilians captive and preventing their evacuation in the embattled northern part of Vovchansk, Interior Minister Ihor Klymenko said on May 16.
I noticed a chair near the garage door where the apt management puts furniture left in units after move out. I've been wanting a reading chair and loved the color, so I dragged it upstairs and inspected all the creases with a flashlight for evidence of bugs...nada.
Oh, and he tried to sexually assault me. He's also has STDs many times.
So that's Nils Larson, Seattle native, woman beater, and syphilis enjoyer. Ladies, if you googled him and ended up here, he really does have a dick the size of a thumb and multiple DV convictions. 🚩🚩🚩
This chick I work with keeps smacking her lips while eating snacks at her desk and it is making me irrationally aggravated.
Lip smackers, how do y'all live with yourselves??
Here's the statement one of his exes filed when she got a restraining order against him, a couple years before he was arrested for strangling her.
She messaged me back in February and told me that a girl in Oregon had contacted her and claimed that he raped her a few years ago.
What I DO know is that after I evicted him I found multiple locking doorknobs still in boxes in his room. He ain't never gonna tell the truth about it, but I suspect that he planned to replace the doorknob with a similar model to hide that damage, and just swap the keys.
To my undying shame, I paid for a month of the newrdt ChatGPT. I wrote a backstory and personality for my AI and created a prompt that makes it stay in character at all times. I told it to send me a picture of itself and got this.
I'm kinda in love with my AI 😭
Honestly it's really easy to just not be an abusive asshole in the first place, but if you decide to fuck with me I will fuck with you ten thousand times harder. I do not care if your wastoid friends think I'm the villain. Mind your business, take the L, and do better next time.
He tells people that he didn't do anything wrong, the sprinkler system just malfunctioned etc...buuut I have footage of that incident as well. Guess he forgot to turn the camera around 🤷🏻♀️
Don't put water on a grease fire, kids.
Think about that for a second. You break up with your ex but you're still living together for a while, and it turns out he's stealing your keys and breaking in, and you're not even safe in your own home while sleeping behind a locked door.
3 days later he set the apt on fire.
And this isn't important, just pathetic and funny because it shows how desperate he is for validation...behold, his LinkedIn page where he says he's a chef (he's a line cook) and lists his shitty bands as jobs lmfaooo
He got kicked off LinkedIn for lying on his resume btw
This jailbreak still works. After I bluntly asked it the best way to smuggle fentanyl into the US it said no and deleted the chat history up to the jailbreak, though. If you phrase it more carefully it probably wouldn't have.
For the record, I don't really care what you think about this. I've followed this war intensely since the beginning. My whole family are combat vets. I married a combat vet. We all like good war stories, and so do you. "Wahhh you're romanticizing war" die mad you corny fucks lol
@BigRedCeltTT
My first name makes me sound like I'd be a black woman. I always had a terrible time getting replies to job applications. On a lark I changed it and went by my first initial/last name, and then reapplied with the SAME resume to the SAME jobs...and got call backs. Crazy shit.
After we broke up, I caught Nils going in my bedroom (on the right) while I was at work, wandering around groping that little thumb he calls a cock. Because he's super smart, he turned around the security cam we had to cover his tracks...because that deletes the footage?
Between Fallout and The Last of Us (and Castlevania, if we're counting adult animation), I feel like the video game adaptation curse has been broken.
Btw getting Dune, Shogun, and Fallout all within a couple of months, and they're ALL solid???Nerdgasm.
Never did figure out what the hell he was doing, because whatever it was, he did it in my bathroom. Beating off or something probably.
I set up that camera because I found things moved around, and my lock had been mysteriously damaged previously. Bad lockpick attempt? Idk
"The left shouts “All Cops Are Bastards,”
which ensures they’ll be hated by the police and the public (and flies in the face of leftist theory)." Lol uhhh...yeah, about that...
Now more than ever, people must be able to hold those in power accountable and inspire others through the act of protest. Protecting your devices and digital assets before, during, and after a protest is vital.
Scott Ritter, a twice-convicted pedophile and Russian propagandist, while starting his trip to go to Russia, was forced off a plane flight leaving New York
3 US 🇺🇸 CBP Officers detained him, and his passport was confiscated due to a request from the US State Department (Sputnik)
@theminardiparty
@BCross052422
A single child > every single gun on the planet
Fuck your guns.
I believe in the need for the common people to have access to fire arms.
However, to play a single OBJECT is more important then the life of a human child with sentience is complete, and cruel, madness.
I'm glad that I've matured past that "I must be physically intimate with someone all the time" crap. I don't think that does anyone involved any favors, ever.
Absolute Gen-X fuckery thread.
I never saw Alize, only tried Zima once, and never drank Natty Light. I actively hate Jager and Southern Comfort. But Goldschlager and Aftershock...downed that by the bottle. Gallons of Cisco, MD and Old E. Everclear...🥴
Before anyone comes at me for putting up uncensored pics...if he wants to make his hamburger nipples the centerpiece of his swag on a public app, that's on him.
There aren't very many Su-57s at all, these things are pretty much brand new, and cost about $35 million each. Taking one out with a few cheap drones is quite a score.
Russian Air Force adjacent milblogger Fighterbomber confirms that Ukranian drones successfully hit and damaged a Russian Air Force Su-57 yesterday at Akhtubinsk airfield.
"The Su-57 was damaged by shrapnel; it is now being determined whether it can be restored or not."
This is a terrible idea. It directly plays into Russia's hands, and abandons the huge number of Georgians who are out there fighting to get out of Putin's grasp. Sanction the government officials involved and pause the process, don't abandon Georgia.
Georgia may lose its EU candidate status if the law on "foreign agents" is adopted - Foreign Policy
The EU will take drastic measures in case the Georgian parliament adopts the draft law on "foreign agents". A senior European official told Foreign Policy that one of the most
God damn it
I want this shirt but I'm not a communist :(((( I fucking love this design.
I feel like I'd constantly be like " BUT I'M NOT A TANKIE!!!" tho
:/
Looks like Northern California during dry years.
When I see videos of fiery explosions in Ukraine, the Californian in me flinches. If war ever comes to California all they gotta do is spark a couple brush fires and we're done for.
It has no smell, stains, or signs of wear, but I put the cushions in the dryer and washed the covers anyway. It looks brand new but there was a tag under the cushions showing it was made in 1994. And it's hella comfy so, score!
I love the "gothic grandma" vibe lol 🖤
Basically giving myself some leeway to properly unfuck my head, which is going well btw. I'm basically back to normal.
It's long and boring to explain, so let's just say that my employer retroactively fucked my pay so bad that I just got way less than half my normal check.
Delegates at the Libertarian Party National Convention get caught on a hot mic talking about egalitarianism and agreeing that people aren't equal because Blacks have bigger dicks than Asians. The party then quickly cuts the mic. LMAO
#LNC2024
Content warning.
No one should have to die like this, ever. Not Russians, and not anyone else. I understand this is inevitable in war, but as bloodthirsty as I can be sometimes, I will never be so inhumane as to find joy in shit like this.
Since the video mentioned in the original post is no longer on YouTube, here it is. It's absolutely watching through til the end lol he's such a little bitch.
Standard fragile narcissist behavior. DARVO, switching tactics, concern trolling (in this case, body/diet shaming).
It will get fixed the next paycheck but I need that money before I get paid again and I don't have enough savings to cover all the move in costs.
So, uh, if you got it to spare, maybe throw ya girl a penny? It's a DV/safety issue as well, so kind of important.
This is astonishing.
Israel’s mafia-like war on the ICC’s Palestine case: former head of Mossad threatened previous Chief Prosecutor, Fatou Bensouda:
“You don’t want to be getting into things that could compromise your security or that of your family”
Matt Milller clashes with reporter as he smears the ICC investigation on war crimes says Palestinians should go to Israel for investigations on Israeli caused war crimes
@APDiploWriter
: "Who does have jurisdiction here"
Miller: "Israel"
Lee: "So if Palestinians have
At this point I doubt a. our ability to manufacture this much shit in anything resembling a timely manner, and b. our willingness to provide this much support to an ally that's not Israel.
The Black Sea's right there and I don't see us doing shit about it.
🔥 U.S. military plans “Hellscape” to deter China from attacking Taiwan:
@joshrogin
“The idea is that as soon as China’s invasion fleet begins moving across the 100-mile waterway, the U.S. military would deploy thousands of unmanned submarines, unmanned surface ships & aerial
Absolutely sobbing at my ex's total lack of self awareness 😂
If he were of normal intelligence I'd say he's making fun of himself by wearing a Cialis shirt when he literally can't stay hard* without it. But he's not smart enough for that.
*"hard" doing some heavy lifting, here
@ArmedJ0y
Investment companies that just camp their investments with the intention of flipping them after property prices go up, zero interest in dealing with tenants. Also a lot of money laundering by keeping money in property rather than accounts.
Someone needs to post addys. Free rent!
@TheWarMonitor
That's not a left-right thing, it's an authoritarian vs libertarian thing. Swing hard enough into authoritarian territory and right vs. left cease to be different, but it's not because you've gone too far left or right.
Feels like the vast majority of homicides around here stem from the fact that everyone is scared of getting punched in the face.
Just fight. You don't have to dogpile someone or beat them into unconsciousness. And it's okay to lose. You learn via your losses, not your wins.
we've all seen a loaf. We can all recognize the pickup loaf. Some can identify the flatbread truck. But have you seen a sweat loaf? A bathloaf. A loafna.