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@AndySwan

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Techno Optimist/Accelerationism. Asymmetrical Investing & Living. Bitcoin. Lift heavy things.

United States
Joined January 2007
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11 days
Not every day you get to say hi to TWO Triple Crown winners!!! American Pharoah Justify
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"you've done all you can. We must focus now only on our friends. Let your enemies have their injections... and eat their bugs. They have decided."
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@dumbbitchcap When she hosts a party it's charcuterie, IPAs and white wine. Everyone compliments her on a lovely home as they leave at 9:45 and then meets up for nachos and buckets of Coors light.
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Sound waves visualized via flame
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23 days
Watch how this batter reacts when the entire crowd sings his walk up song with the bases loaded SOUND UP
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12 days
Caitlin Clark $28,000,000 Nike deal. You will 100% see boys varsity players in her shoes. College and NBA as well. I guarantee this. She's transcending the game for all the right reasons. Angel Reese will benefit hugely as well (Bird v Magic 2.0). Even the bitter WNBA…
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when u realize all of your gainz are realized
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1 month
Almost forgot what an absolute freak this dude was
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26 days
I've never asked a job prospect their GPA and I've never confirmed their degree or attendance at any school.
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2 months
Starting to respect engagement bait. It takes serious dedication to pretend to be this retarded.
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Why do so many men love Sydney Sweeney? This is why:
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24 days
Zero-sum thinking is a mind cancer that spreads through low trust urban communities, amplified by overeducated people with no life experience
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quietly sets up bank that "lends" people spending cash against their Bitcoin holdings to avoid cap gains confiscation
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If anything, the CO2 levels in the atmosphere are too low for optimal human (and life overall) existence.
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This is a HORSE RACING ACCOUNT
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2 months
wow this song is cool I should basically listen to it on repeat until I hate it
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3 months
@joshmanmode_ PRP cured my left shoulder FYI
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@MeganRuthxx I think he enjoyed it 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@AlmostMedia @EpsilonTheory The dinosaurs walk among us. Always have.
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@MeganRuthxx Yes both. They target me M
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