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Andy Molitor

@AndyMSFW

2 years

"Wife and kids are gone for a week" starter kit

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Andy Molitor

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5 months

Trevor heading to get his MRI this morning

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The initial diagnosis for #Jaguars QB Trevor Lawrence is an ankle sprain, per sources. He'll have an MRI on Tuesday.

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7 months

Jim Harbaugh Has More Rushing Yards Than Bo Jackson

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What's the craziest NFL stat you've ever seen?

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2 years

Wife sold an old kitchen appliance on her work classifieds for $50 and the guy showed up with a wallet full of $20s and me with no change Zero hesitation, he pulled out a coin to flip & told me to call it to decide if I was selling for $40 or $60 Massive degen move, big respect

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8 months

Finally got the whole Home Alone 2: Lost in New York set

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5 months

did he NOT see the blue line?

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6 months

49ers concussion protocol final step

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#49ers QB Brock Purdy is aiming to pass the final step of the concussion protocol on Saturday. If he does, he will start, Kyle Shanahan said.

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4 years

CHAMPIONSHIP SUNDAY!!! Just making it this far is an accomplishment! Good luck to these four QBs and their families!

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1 year

"oh no"

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Game I just invented: Letting the kids open one present early for each touchdown scored in a game where I bet the over. Can’t wait for the inevitable tears that will come with a red zone turnover

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Khalil Shakir

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hear me out

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@knicks_tape99 Lactose-Free Version

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2 years

Replay officials gonna have a tough time with the Nick footage

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@church_on_here massive necklace upgrade for Christianity

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2 years

for those asking, I lost the flip. He handed me the $40 and told me that it was the first one he'd won all day, he was 0-2 coming into the afternoon. Maybe he was just trying to make me feel better, but I'd like to believe this is just a day in the life for him.

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11 months

@US_Stormwatch Pop a breath mint in and it’s like 6 menthols

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5 months

Somewhere out there, someone paid like -140 tonight to get the Chargers at +3.5 instead of 3. Godspeed.

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6 months

Looks like an electoral map of Utah

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3 years

@jon_bois Had to check my rankings

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2 years

Jesus, wait til Durant hears

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2 years

Scientists fear Omicron could team up with Delta to make a super-variant

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ProFootballTalk

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Bears want "historic compensation" for the No. 1 overall pick.

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1 year

I DO NOT want to cause a panic on the internet but I took this photo at the Phoenix Open today. #WalkingBootGate

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1 year

and yeah, that's the story about the time Calvin Ridley bought a broken gas range from me.

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5 months

@PFF he saw how Brady did it for all those years

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6 months

@ZachLowe_NBA hearing there's going to be a last-minute change to one of these

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2 years

@bykevinclark "I have over nine MLK signed items" -Rovell

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7 months

Everyone’s had a vending machine steal their money and not give anything in return, checks out

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Tyreek Hill says Chase Claypool “looks like a vending machine out there”

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@ProFootballTalk had to check the handle five times to see if this was a parody account. mike's just three tumblers deep I guess

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2 years

Painfully apparent what I had to do with the $40

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3 years

If you bet Rahm at 9/1 and he wins, it's all "nice hit on the favorite, chalk-donkey", but if you hit a 9/1 on some TE being the first TD scorer on MNF you're a damn hero. It's a tough world out there.

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@barstoolsports

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@DiscussingFilm this is real?

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7 months

Also the leader in Saved by the Bell appearances

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6 months

@church_on_here "you're gonna need a bigger manger"

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6 years

ANDY'S FANTASY CORNER Start Em - AJ Green Sit Em - Ravens D Sorry! forgot to post this earlier!

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Andy Molitor

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4 months

having a $18 Bloody Mary at my kids school at like 7:15 am on Tuesday >

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We have to secure our schools the same way we secure our airports.

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4 years

Saying "This boycott won't change anything" is just a thinly veiled way of saying that you don't give a shit. I'm very much in favor of people like these NBA players using the power they have to AT LEAST TRY! Because nothing has worked yet and you don't get there without trying.

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2 years

Guess I'm watching Blackfish instead of the Holiday Bowl

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Christmas at @SeaWorld 🐬 #GoBruins

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@espn @ESPYS @obj Kid pondering why the same roll of Toilet paper lasts months at home

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1 year

Someone plz hang a line on the Hall of Fame game in August so I can tease it with KC +2.5

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Andy Molitor

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4 years

Raiders just doing what we all do when we first get to Vegas: Get down big immediately when you land before going up to the hotel room and telling your self that you've got FOUR MORE FUCKING DAYS HERE and need to get it the fuck together.

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@NBA_University being a t-wolves fan this year

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@RollingStone Buddy ain’t even gonna get Donna Kelce for that kinda money

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3 years

YTD Record: 0-0-0

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6 months

-110 6-point teasers

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what would have to be on the other side for you to cross this?

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@MySportsUpdate The witching hour! Where bronze becomes gold and gold becomes ‘DQ’d for illegal horse tranquilizers’

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8 months

Not sure she even likes sports betting, but shout out to her for being one of my most loyal followers on here. Always showing up to support my posts 🥺

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I have a theory on Ippei betting amounts “from roughly $10 to $160,000 per bet” Sounds like a man with a system!

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2 years

@PFTCommenter Subway called to see if they could get Jared back after seeing this

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3 years

if only there were a team that was struggling mightily right now, in need of a spark....

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5 years

@BarstoolBigCat Always be Putin pucks on net

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1 year

Are we 1000% sure Tua's left handed?

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6 years

@OxfordPolice @nataliebialota *Dramatic Re-enactment*

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4 years

I get that everyone's situation is different but, right now I have no kids, no job, no responsibilities. I'm doing drugs and playing videos games. I'm 16 years old again! This has been one of the best weeks of my life. ✌️

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@JayCuda ACLs and Hammys looking at this

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@JoshChavis65 Jack Ruby

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@espn @PeteThamel need to get this MFer on the case

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@Skoog Beans after Bark

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Kelvin Benjamin coming to save the Giants receiving corps⤵️

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4 months

“if Geno Smith is going to ruin my day, he’s going to ruin everyone’s day”

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Shame

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2 years

Probably because of all that stuff from earlier

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Brooks Koepka is a WD from the Travelers Championship and replaced in the field by Mark Hubbard.

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6 months

Imagine if George Pickens could drag his feet like this

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5 years

I worry about the safety of the @ChurchillDowns officials when they leave the track. They're gonna need.... Maximum Security.

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@BlacktrickEwing @ngreenberg The worldwide leader in sports looking into the Favre allegations

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@CraigB_29 They traditionally take this week off

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Gonna tell my grandkids this was Trae Young

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Wife is crushing these like beers but they’re 13% ABV. Thanks in advance @CutwaterSpirits

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4 years

When the guy who rented you the JetSkis gets into your vacation photo

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@SickosCommittee

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Twenty years from now, in therapy “I just don’t understand kicking a field goal from the 2 in that situation”

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5 years

🏀Saturday Night Recap: 8-1-1 No Plays tomorrow FIU +3💰 Rice +14💰 Tenn Tech +15💰 Long Beach +5💰 Miss Valley +12💰 Tenn Martin +20💰 Montana St +6.5💰 New Mexico +12.5💰 UMass Lowell +9🖐️ Chattanooooga +10.5❌

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We should start teaching theo hold math in school

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-8000 one way and +1800 the other way. FanDuel is an embarrassment.

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Andy Molitor

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3 years

Gonna celebrate this one tonight! Wife is lucky they ain't called Anal Roberts!

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3 years

This election is Sunday Night Seahawks game.

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2 months

*Gets traded before Fields*

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Rebecca Ferguson throwing a football on the set of Dune 2 perfect 🤌

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@TomBrady

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@BarstoolBigCat I opened your album list on my phone and a drug dog just walked up to me and growled at it.

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2 years

Made a charcuterie

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4 years

I'm 0-0-0 YTD and so are you! Happy New Year and good luck in 2020.

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3 years

Peeing after sex

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@ProfessorShine Taken right before heading to a Y2K meeting

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@davehill77 something everyone finds out halfway through this sort of project: your corners aren't square

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4 years

@BenTheBettor I know there's some people excited to see you back, Ben!

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wife tricked me into trying on a hat so she could laugh at me

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Taking an Oregon +4 ticket into overtime

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┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) The Browns lost ┳┻|⊂ﾉ to this team ┻┳| by thirty ┳┻| ┻┳|

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Netflix Tudum

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the absolute best food scene in a movie. go.

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@barstoolsports Well, Rahm said he’d never go to LIV. We’ll check back in a year Ms Portman

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3 years

I mean, if we're suspending accounts tonight...

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Potential trade packages for Watson 👀 @brgridiron Full list: (via B/R’s @Brad_Gagnon )

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5 years

Tonight: Howard +11 💰 Green Bay +11.5 💰 Presbyterian +5.5 💰 Above the 50 units won mark for the first time also! #MarchMadness

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3 years

Happy birthday to my dog. I adopted this beagle in 2006, so she is old as shit now.

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3 years

Encroachment, #98 , defense. Personal Foul, #78 , offense: Kicking in the teeth, biting a kneecap off, taking of the other kneecap, then taking another hunk out of opponent. Penalties offset. Replay 3rd down.