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Andrew Michaan

@AndrewMichaan

2 years

my late night set is up now. please watch it, it would mean a lot to James. 💘

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Andrew Michaan

@AndrewMichaan

3 years

sorry but i don’t have “celebs saved on my phone” because i’m not a fucking loser

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“You are filming a romantic comedy” The last 2 celebs saved on your phone are your two romantic leads.

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Andrew Michaan

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5 years

followed this man in traffic for a very long time & got none of the answers i wanted

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Andrew Michaan

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4 years

An old friend just texted me to ask if her little sister could stay with me this week while “vacationing” in LA. Said she wouldn’t be at my place much because she’d be “bopping around” doing lots of stuff. What??? How many different realities are people living in???

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Andrew Michaan

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2 years

happy mother’s day to my mom and the “medicine” she grows and gives away as holiday gifts every year

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2 years

some helpful pandemic advice from my dad’s friend who i barely know

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happy birthday mom! 💘

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

“i got vaccinated for THIS???” - me very loudly in public every time i’m bored

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Andrew Michaan

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4 years

Best of luck to both Covid Sisters.

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

i’m vegan but i’m not annoying about it, like i eat meat and stuff

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3 years

i like the QR code menu thing because it’s refreshing to be on your phone more

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Andrew Michaan

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2 years

my mom just got her first cell phone ever and enjoys texting me life updates

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Andrew Michaan

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2 years

if you’re a cop and you’re reading this, this is all a lie, i don’t actually have a mom

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Andrew Michaan

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9 years

"I'm a total nerd. I like Star Wars, the most popular movie franchise of all time."

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5 years

UPDATE: this guy reached out and agreed to finally give me answers. I’m going to interview him on my podcast. Stay tuned to @PodButOutside for part two of this saga.

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

taking my dog on a peaceful walk in nature :)

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Andrew Michaan

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2 years

@kurtisconner but he was being savage! if someone is savage you simply gotta make crap about it!

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Andrew Michaan

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8 years

The internet is 90% complaining and entitlement and I hate it and I deserve better.

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Andrew Michaan

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2 years

it’s insane how short my mom is 😂

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Andrew Michaan

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4 years

“I’m almost positive I had covid back in January anyway.” - every single person I know

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

the number of people who have responded to MY tweet with their “2 celebs” is astonishing.

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

been a rough week, once again the celeb imagine video has really helped me through it 💘💘💘

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

texting all my friends who didn’t post pics of their romantic partners yesterday to ask why they broke up

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Andrew Michaan

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4 years

Everyone was “live”...... but no one was living...................

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Andrew Michaan

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1 year

airbnbs are better than hotels because they are designed awesome!

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Andrew Michaan

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5 years

damn, and I was gonna take her to this awesome gastropub that just opened up where that taqueria used to be

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

just drank water for first time in years (ty pete davidson ads!) and i gotta say this crap is disgusting, it’s soaking wet and very gross to swallow!!!

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

had fun as a girl on Twitter today!

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Andrew Michaan

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2 years

second time wearing a mask! still feels pretty weird but just trying to do my part, hopefully i get used to it!

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

excited to be murdered by a ghost in my hotel room tonight!

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

i’ve been a huge supporter of OnlyFans since last week. very disappointed to learn about their decision today :(

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Andrew Michaan

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5 years

To everyone who has ever talked trash about LA: I just went surfing in 80 degree sun while surrounded by butterflies. AND all the other surfers were very hot (in a natural way, if they had work done it was good and you couldn’t tell).

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Andrew Michaan

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4 years

How many people have you had sex with?

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Slut / Going to Hell

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Andrew Michaan

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4 years

If you have a pool your quarantine doesn’t count

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Andrew Michaan

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4 years

If you live on the east coast and went to bed at a normal time tonight you fucking blew it loser!!!

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3 years

First time wearing a mask! Feels pretty weird but just trying to do my part, hopefully I get used to it!

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3 years

i like that chris pratt is gonna be mario because in my mind mario was always very christian and a prominent member of an anti-gay church 😇

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Andrew Michaan

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2 years

❤️god is my valentine and we are going to have sex later today❤️

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Andrew Michaan

@AndrewMichaan

3 years

my mom called me crying after she saw this and made me promise to never do it again :(

Podcast But Outside

@PodButOutside

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touching a moving bus

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

if you get vaccinated but don’t post about it it DOES NOT WORK and you WILL GET SICK so pls be sure to post

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2 years

@calebsaysthings sorry to be a bitch but i think 7 is best

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

i think fomo is officially back, hell yes!!!

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Andrew Michaan

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5 years

If you’re in a relationship, you’ve seen all of Stranger Things. If you’re single, you haven’t. This is science.

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

i love helping kids out

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

The funniest show is back and I was honored to play a tiny role in its return. Watch I Think You Should Leave season 2 on Netflix now! (More like “I Think You Should Watch”! 😂😂😂 Just a good idea for a way to change the title of the show to maybe make it better. 😇)

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Andrew Michaan

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4 years

Caught my dog licking the couch.

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

found two bags of water!

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

i love taking pics at iconic influencing hotspots!

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Andrew Michaan

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5 years

SECOND UPDATE: We interviewed The Giraffe Man and he answered all our questions. Listen on podcast apps or watch here!

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Andrew Michaan

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5 years

My dad got married to a woman I had never met so I did the responsible + loving thing and turned the event into an episode of my podcast.

Podcast But Outside

@PodButOutside

5 years

Recorded a podcast at Andrew’s dad’s 3rd wedding where Andrew met his new stepmom for the first time. Watch here:

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

if u have a baby that’s an IMMEDIATE unfollow

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

three hours after i tweet a pic of me with Jon Hamm i get verified.... i guess i encourage others to do the same!

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

important info on how to be happy!

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Due do the pandemic (the covid-19 one), I haven’t been able to take my mom to her absolute favorite place to rest and think about life. Very thankful to visit her this week and bring her to this amazingly contemplative and healing sacred space for the first time since 2019. 💘

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2 years

A24 seems freaking addicted to making movies at this point……

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

my mom got the vaccine and it seems to be a miracle (ignore her plants that’s unrelated)

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

i really miss full contact delivery :(

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

ok i can get used to this 2021 shit this is fucking awesome

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Andrew Michaan

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1 year

a very classic “mom text” from my mom followed by a very surprising one

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

just got unvaccinated!!!! 💘

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Andrew Michaan

@AndrewMichaan

2 years

dear nature docs: you can stop trying to blow our minds with this guy, we’ve seen him before. NEXT!!!

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

important skate tutorial!

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Andrew Michaan

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2 years

i can’t believe breakfast took so long and i was beaten to the punch. this is the worst day of my life.

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

exciting new info in my instagram bio!

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2 years

so what, now we’re basically giving money away to people who desperately need it??? this country is fucked 🤮

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3 years

i hope people on tiktok get mad at me for this!

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Andrew Michaan

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2 years

ok i JUST finished laughing from elon’s performance on SNL months ago and now he’s got me in hysterics AGAIN with his bernie burn. give me a break musk, i can barely breathe over here! 😂😂😂

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Andrew Michaan

@AndrewMichaan

3 years

if you had told me 200 years ago that I’d have Jon Hamm as a guest on my podcast, I would have said “what??? Who is that and who am I!?” But here we are, an amazing moment!!!

Podcast But Outside

@PodButOutside

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Jon Hamm Count: 1

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3 years

having two dogs is a lot of work but it’s worth it!

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

experimenting with being a hot girl on Twitter while my last tweet goes viral #NewProfilePic

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Andrew Michaan

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8 years

"Ok how about we play 7 games and whoever loses has to change their logo if it's very clearly offensive."

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

i’m no longer worried about the delta variant because i ran out of my free articles at all the reputable newspapers so i cant read about it anymore. honestly very freeing! :)

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Andrew Michaan

@AndrewMichaan

3 years

i think less than one month of life being normal was plenty and i’m excited for everything to shut down again!!!

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Andrew Michaan

@AndrewMichaan

3 years

So it seems our robust and complicated political system has no way to combat “no actually I won, you’re wrong.”

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2 years

i like when fictional TV shows address the covid-19 pandemic!

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4 years

I love walking my dog. 💘😇

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@torbenotten just saw his tweet. funny! these pics of my mom are from years ago. was just trying to show her some love on her special day. everyone deserves to hang out on railroad tracks if they want to ❤️

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Andrew Michaan

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@LeftAtLondon hahahahhahaha it’s not a phrase i tweet every day

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Andrew Michaan

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2 years

was not aware of violence before tonight. honestly, this one stings :(

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Andrew Michaan

@AndrewMichaan

4 years

Has anyone tried simply TALKING to the virus?

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Andrew Michaan

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2 years

nighttime is definitely a vibe… but then again daytime is a vibe too…… fuuuuuuck don’t make me choose! 😂

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Andrew Michaan

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4 years

Surfing (the web!) in the style of my hero!

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

my fall plans ARE the delta variant! hahah what can i say, i love covid, i’m random like that 🤪

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Andrew Michaan

@AndrewMichaan

3 years

DO NOT text me if you are only half vaccinated I really don’t need that kind of energy in my life rn

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

just knocked on this guy’s door to get some insights and turns out he actually lives in Canada and is just visiting. nice dude honestly!

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Andrew Michaan

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3 years

what kind of DM trap is this???

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Andrew Michaan

@AndrewMichaan

4 years

hello 911 i’d like to report someone in their late 30s going “home” to their parents during the pandemic

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Andrew Michaan

@AndrewMichaan

3 years

when Jon Hamm sends you an email... you print that email on a shirt and sell it!!!

Podcast But Outside

@PodButOutside

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It is legally indisputable that Jon Hamm had fun on our show. And you can wear the proof!

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Andrew Michaan

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out of respect, i went #2 in this urinal!

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Andrew Michaan

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my parents have been divorced my entire life and i’ve only seen them interact 3 times ever. they were thrilled when i demanded we take this photo! should i try to get them back together…….? 🥹