Half Bionic @Andie_Malukutu Twitter profile

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@Andie_Malukutu

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In Zambia they train with your house.

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Bricklayer training

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

So I’m seated in my office and can see my sisters watching TV in the living room. Fast time they visited i was in a one room cottage in 2013, I didn’t even have a bed just a mattress. I saw her shed tears of joy when she walked in my house. I hope I keep making them proud.

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NEYO: “Oh, hey! I didn't greet you earlier, I shoulda—” CLEO: “—OMG, you know my lyrics!”

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2 years

Apa the goal is to go and stay abroad and continue praying for Zambia.

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10 months

With who ?

ᴠ ɪ ɴ ᴄ ᴇ

@VinDollar016

10 months

I hate Avocado. It discusses me.🤢

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@Andie_Malukutu

1 year

I really don’t care what you say about @lecrae but this dude influenced and changed my views on a lot of things as early as 09s. Taught me that: - You can Love Jesus and still be cool. - You can rap without disrespecting a lady - it’s okay to be human that’s why there’s a God.

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2 years

I wouldn’t trade Zambia for anythin hehehing 😂

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2 years

To all my #ZedTwitter fam we did it. The 💰is coming home 🇿🇲 Thank you for believing in me. #billionaire #Tomorrow

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@Andie_Malukutu

11 months

I really don’t know how I feel about this pic, it’s inspiring in a depressing way.

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@Andie_Malukutu

1 year

Ba HH is like a new boyfriend constantly reminding her girlfriend of how bad the Ex treated her instead of just treating her right.

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

Today I met @HHichilema and he remembered me, me ? A boy from Lubuto Ndola !! he was like you my friend. I’m shedding tears of joy right now, from tears of pain and hopelessness. my only wish is “if only mum could see me now.”

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

Do you know Panji Kaunda ?

Zethu💞 👑

@MsNtfulini

2 years

Patience Masua is a 23-year-old Namibia’s youngest Member of Parliament. South Africa could never!

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2 years

I got home today and found food today🥹 I’m loved at home. I’ll again cook in advance whenever I plan on stepping out.

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

Same way you’re 4 years in uni but come out with no experience.

Caesar🇿🇲

@lordCaeser

2 years

How do babies be 9 months in the womb and come out no months 😒

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3 years

First it’s Patson Daka Followed by Enock Mwepu Then Fashion Sakala Barbra Banda Stephen Zimba Then @HHichilema becomes president Do you see the pattern here ? This is Zambia’s year.

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@Andie_Malukutu

3 years

Last year I felt suicidal, this year. I might do something different like talking to God more.

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3 months

Per aspera, Ad astra.

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2 years

I’am lowkey a big deal.

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6 months

Just a reminder.

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2 years

It’s not my type of music, but seeing the Culture go beyond borders and break barriers has really made me happy.

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

Why can’t we find the displaced concrete when a pothole is formed on the streets ?

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@Andie_Malukutu

6 months

What car Dingiswayo what car ? Mmm ?

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@BuyoyaJonah

6 months

Buy an umbrella, raincoat and gumboots and put them in your car. Now is the time!

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@Andie_Malukutu

9 months

😂😂😂

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@Andie_Malukutu

1 year

Men before they impregnate you.

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@VllIRGO

1 year

If you want to see a man’s true colours, get pregnant🥲

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1 year

Natasha

@natashamutiti

1 year

Visit your parents this long weekend

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

One day it’s gonna look like it happened overnight.

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

#ZedTwitter THANK YOU !!! 🇿🇲❤️

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

I really enjoy talking to smart people. Conversations that makes you google certain things before replying. 🙌🏾

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

Defying the odds is how you get even🧳

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4 months

If you know me you know I’m not a suit person, but the word on the streets is that “I knot stronger ties than Boy Scouts playing tag of war”

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

What Lil Wayne did to Eminem on “No Love “ wasn’t fair.

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@Andie_Malukutu

1 year

Prince Harry speaks about how Zesco kept him in the dark despite troubles within the palace (Source The Spare) “I felt alone and separated from my family, during the 12 hours of load shedding. “Their load management depressed me, they always blamed low water levels”

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@Andie_Malukutu

4 years

Her : he’s proberbly thinking about other girls. Him : Can I multiply myself in order to increase votes for Bally ? Cc @HHichilema

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@Andie_Malukutu

8 months

This picture isn’t worth a thousand words, it’s screaming a thousand words. 😂 Bazinga !!

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@Andie_Malukutu

3 years

Treating people right is better than posting Bible verses everyday that you don't practice..!

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

You think you are vibing kanshi they’re waiting for their boyfriend to apologize 😂😂

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@Andie_Malukutu

6 months

You fold we send @KalengaKamwendo to bring you back to Zambia.

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@Andie_Malukutu

6 months

Kanshi kasunde ulale.

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@DouglasMjekula

6 months

@Andie_Malukutu I don’t get it 😐

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@Andie_Malukutu

11 months

Problem’s we’re not serious as a country 😂😂

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@Andie_Malukutu

1 year

You know how Zambians come back with accents when they go abroad ? Alice will come back with huuuh!

Zambian Music Blog

@ZedMusicBlog

1 year

Rick Ross meets Alice Musukwa 📸

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

I have laughed hard at this 😂😂 thought of sharing.

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

Being wondering why @selfstyledking has never bought the latest iPhones, then it dawned on me that he’s an orphan and the iPhone doesn’t have a home button.

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@Andie_Malukutu

10 months

My Driver's license was expiring yesterday, I went online, filled the form and paid. This morning I went to @AskRtsa Ridgeway to get my card, the branch manager helped me and was hands-on just to ensure that every one was helped. We need more of people like her in gov offices

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

Strong people break too, we just rebuild quietly.

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@Andie_Malukutu

1 year

Happy Friday 😅

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@Andie_Malukutu

4 years

It will end in healthy marriages and financial freedom with successful companies.

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

Entrepreneur looking at people celebrating NAPSA

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

The problem is we think we have time.

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@Andie_Malukutu

10 months

After Dr strange finding out the other dimension is Lima tower.

𝔻𝕣𝕖 𝕊𝕚𝕡𝕤 𝕋𝕖𝕒

@Electric_Dre

10 months

Imagine we had Superheroes in Zambia

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@Andie_Malukutu

11 months

Just checked my bank balance and realized that with it, I can live comfortably for the rest of my life. Provided I die this Wednesday.

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

$1 = K10

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1 year

@tonytheegoon 🇿🇲

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11 months

÷ 1 Never land got no clocks.

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11 months

Lori Harvey Looks

@loriharveylooks

1 year

Lori Harvey at the amfAR Cannes Gala

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@Andie_Malukutu

8 days

What you expect from people who are always at the bar ?

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@Mule_Kaipambe

9 days

Lawyers throw the biggest parties, you can’t tell me otherwise. ✊🏾

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

Excuse me if I’m not your type,this is where I started from, I cry sometimes when I remember the days I doubted ever being in a better place. That’s why my work ethics are unmatched, i never wanna see anyone associated to me go through what I’ve been through. Home made dreams.

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

Look who came to see me today 😁 We had an orphans meeting 😂

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1 year

World of Engineering

@engineers_feed

1 year

What is the most important historical event, in your opinion?

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

Hey @elonmusk I know you’r not an investor but I’m asking for a $500,000 in exchange of 20% of shares in @gettitonline 10% goes to the starlink board for all the the merch and product distribution worldwide and 10% goes to @OpenAI to also help research and advance AI in Africa 🤲🏾

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

14 years sober today. 😃

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@Andie_Malukutu

6 months

If you knew where I started from, y’all too would be rooting for me to win.

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@Simon_Ngondo

6 months

With two of your pictures, define growth.

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@Andie_Malukutu

1 year

Fuck Every Word 2.0

@fckeveryword

1 year

fuck hair

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@Andie_Malukutu

1 year

Let’s welcome the founding father. Rev Trevor Israel Mumba.

Trevor Mumba

@selfstyledking

1 year

Genesis 32v28... And the angel said, "your name shall no longer be Jacob but Isreal, because you have fought with God and with man and you have overcome." And here is the origin of my middle name, Israel. #selfstyledking

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@Andie_Malukutu

6 months

Sir where did you buy your iPhone ?

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@HHichilema

6 months

We had a good conversation with Bankers’ Association of #Zambia on how to utilise & enhance the 'Agriculture Credit Window’. This facility, is set to to make agriculture a sustainable business for farmers & consolidate 🇿🇲’s food security as we together grow a robust agric sector.

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1 year

WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.

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1 year

You’re not obliged to say I love you too, or I miss you too everytime someone says it to you.

Heart Fairy ✨

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1 year

Unpopular relationships opinions that would get you in this position?

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

Hey @elonmusk do you mind buying some shares in YouTube too so you can allow us to close the freaking app whilst still listening to whatever is playing ?

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@Andie_Malukutu

1 year

One day I was minutes away from doing it, then out of the blues @selfstyledking called me saying I’m coming to Zambia next week I want us to talk. . . . And the rest is history.

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Has suicide ever crossed ur mind?

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2 years

Not surprised by the dry jokes, I get they’re matching your shoes.

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2 years

@Andie_Malukutu I assume you be terrible at it coz it’s in you to miss hints😭😭

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

Social media got almost everyone feeling like they have a lot of options. Pay attention to the people that love,value and hold you down in real life. The internet might make it look like there’s plenty of fish in the sea, but see the sea if full of snakes,stingray and fakes.

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10 months

Captain America after throwing his shield and it didn’t ricochet coz it was stolen in kamwala

𝔻𝕣𝕖 𝕊𝕚𝕡𝕤 𝕋𝕖𝕒

@Electric_Dre

10 months

Imagine we had Superheroes in Zambia

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1 year

Don't tell me I'm a meme again.😕 I like the dancing one better tbh.

Dingindaba Jonah Buyoya

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1 year

Don't tell me I'm a meme again.😕 I like the dancing one better tbh.

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Mutua B

@Mutuabrian_M

11 months

Smile if you are genuinely happy with your bank account.

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@Andie_Malukutu

1 year

There’s a certain wave of sadness that hits you when you realize tomorrow your mates will be posting about going for work, doing their business or back to class, and you can’t talk about none of those. I know how you feel, it does get better I promise, hang in there.

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@Andie_Malukutu

1 year

Bushe wachisenda ichampepo ?

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8 months

Was cooking something that attracted flies so I decided to use 100% of my brain, I cooked in peace afterwards ☺️😁

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3 months

Okay since you, you know everything what is HH thinking ?

MothoWamodimo ❤️

@princessLopie

4 months

Imagine dating someone who doesn't know the difference between a LAWYER and an ATTORNEY👀

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2 years

Imagine Jesus minding his own business in heaven, just to hear that there’s a Bemba man claiming to be his father in kitwe 😂😂😂

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

What does an orphan like @selfstyledking call a family photo ? A selfie !

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@Andie_Malukutu

1 year

Just seen a white girl post her black boyfriend with a caption- I wouldn’t “TRADE” him for anything

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2 years

Everything we’re not, makes up everything we are. Wishing you a great Thursday, from your favorite orphans.

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8 months

Short people one day is one day😆 🦅 🚶🏾‍♂️

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@Andie_Malukutu

10 months

This business stuff is way deeper than a cute logo and a pacra certificates.

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6 months

I added you here because you’ve been the best people to keep my secrets and thoughts, much love.

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@Andie_Malukutu

4 years

Bally @HHichilema I’m just kindly asking for you to retweet my E-commerce business it will really mean a lot and I’ll truly appreciate. If you can even order some essentials then you’ve fed us aswel. !

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

Actually someone does, I can tag them.

11th May♉️🇿🇲

@taurus_md

2 years

No body owes you money, make your OWN!!!!

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@Andie_Malukutu

1 year

My nephew sent me a K100 last night, I immediately called him and said I think you sent money to the wrong number, and he said “no uncle Andie, i also wanted to send you money this time and say thank you for always coming through” Stop cutting onion guys🤧

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@Andie_Malukutu

1 year

Hey @elonmusk would you like a kid from Zambia with insane passion and a drive unlike something you’ve never seen run Twitter ? His big on sacrificing and can go months with less sleep just to create and initiate ideas? Something different from the western world,give it a try.

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@Andie_Malukutu

1 year

Listen, I love the Lord God with ALL my heart and soul, But if I bite into one of these at your house, I PROMISE I'm going to jail. At least 5 years.

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@Andie_Malukutu

9 months

You’ll never find the same person twice, even in the same person.

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2 years

In religion they call it “Spirits” in science they call it “Energy” in the streets they call it a “Vibe” Trust it, frequency doesn’t lie.

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@Andie_Malukutu

7 months

Mount those things in malls and markets and the CBD let building owners contribute a small amount and watch how the whole country will have Internet. Fyonse kumitontokanishako fye.

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Those who get Starlink can start 'Internet cafe' businesses - Mutati MINISTER of Technology and Science Felix Mutati has insisted that Starlink internet is not expensive,

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2 years

Me in my new Benz going to Visit someone ku off shantumbu with vitumbuwa I bought for them.

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@Andie_Malukutu

1 year

So orphans can’t go ku date my family ? 😂

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9 months

Well !

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@Andie_Malukutu

1 year

All I know is @BuyoyaJonah won’t be allowed to come back, they’ll want to keep him that side.

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

This post is for the goal getters, the hustler, the dreamers, the ones that don’t know how to give up, the ones that give up everyday but still go at it either way, it’s for the ones that really feel like it’s not working but keep on hoping. You’ll get your big win one day.

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

Good morning Android users, you’ll see less of via iPhone now. 😂 don’t let them trouble you.

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@Andie_Malukutu

9 months

I have nothing figured out man, I’m just trusting in Gods plan.

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@Andie_Malukutu

2 years

There was a time I worked as a garden boy for a living,I cleaned the yard, dog poop,do dishes and then would wash cars and tires . . . I found my peace even in that situation but I knew deep down to the core that I was meant for something greater. I’ll do a thread one day.

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@Andie_Malukutu

1 year

Chanda Brian is a different breed 😂 Other entrepreneurs : country tour fill up shani shani Chanda Brian : logs into Facebook Announces cross country selling hoodies for K100 and they’re flaying out 😂😂 His brain works differently 👏🏾👏🏾

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