Muslim, she/her, 25+. Math, FE, P3P, kdramas, shoujo manga, otomes, other nonsense. I write silly little fics. Free Palestine, anti-Z*onist. pfp by a friend 💚
Here we go, another sign that I write too much, and that maybe you want to read it!
#netteflix
arranged marriage AU with way too much drama and politics, among other things.
Chapter One:
why do only students have Goddess Tower scenes anyway? what if i want to awkwardly meet Seteth herding students away from the forbidden locale and have a stolen romantic moment with him instead?
Claude: *telling a story about a tiger*
Marianne: What’s a “tiger”?
Claude: Huh. It’s basically a giant cat with orange and white stripes
Marianne, picturing herself cuddling a tabby cat the size of a horse: Oh🥰🥺
absolutely wild that no one in the Golden Deer talks about the fact that Lorenz's dad probably definitely assassinated Claude's uncle for a power grab and that Raphael's parents were probably definitely collateral damage
Me thinking about yuristance: Constance falls for a scam and Yuri catches her and is like "no Constance what are you DOING" and Constance is like "it is my sworn duty as a noble to assist this Albinean prince in his time of need" and Yuri is like "Constance honey that's MY scam"
if you’re worried about missing your fave fic writers when they post when all *vague gesture* happens, ao3 has a “subscribe” button for writers as well as individual fics. just find their profile and hit “Subscribe”, right there at the top!
The former
#US
Secretary of State characterizes the Palestinian children released in the deal between the Palestinian resistance and the
#Israel
occupation state as terrorists.
i personally think it was very sexy of emotionally reticent Felix to make himself vulnerable to Annette by calling himself her captive in their A+ support.
plus i think it’s worth noting, since Zelda is a Japanese franchise, that Asian countries are also capable of perpetuating orientalist stereotypes against other Asian cultures. your anime and video games are not immune just because they’re also Asian in origin✌️
An American doctor posted that 'women in Palestine have no rights'
Huh? Women in Palestine have one of the highest education rates in the world. They're pioneers in emerging fields like solar energy.
But you're not wrong...Israel has stolen women's rights by murdering them...
“Bernadetta,” Yuri said with the patience of a saint, “what are you doing in my tent?”
For someone as anxious as her, she had no qualms about huddling against him. “If I’m in mine, everyone will know where to find me.”
Yuri sighed, though there was no arguing against that logic.
Controversial Opinion but...comments from "rereaders" are so nice to get. i got one this morning and tbh it kinda made my (mildly crummy) morning, and they're so rare. it's so great to see that someone not only liked your fic enough to comment but to read AGAIN and tell you ;_;
I know you want people to find your fic but tagging a ton of background ships is only going to give rare pair shippers false hope and will clutter the tags and make it difficult for them to find actual content of their ship. just stick “bg [ship]” in the Additional Tags place
If you have a frequently updating fic that tags a bg ship as a main ship even though it's barely there, I'm so sorry, I'm so so sorry, but I hate your fic with all my soul; it has ruined my life.
that "me, my girlfriend, and her $500 four-foot plushy" otp meme going around but for netteflix so Felix is the "girlfriend" so it's "me, my boyfriend, and his 500G Ceremonial Sword"
if you feel awkward commenting on a fic on ao3 “late”, do not! writers love late comments, it is neither annoying nor creepy. ao3 is an archive and you’re meant to find (and comment on!) older fics!
@icedcitruss
Not all Arabs look the same, i.e. “typical” black hair, olive skin, dark eyes, etc. A lot of Arabs are darker or lighter, some have blond or red or brown hair and not just black, some have light eyes (like me). We’re very diverse in looks, like we are in language
you are Count Gloucester. you just had your worst political rival killed (and a couple of common merchants but who cares about them!), but it backfires on you because his nephew shows up and takes the position you've been eyeballing since you grew eyeballs
kinda worries me that there's this...trend for fic writers to be down on themselves about how little/slowly/short they write. we all joke about the 200k-word slow burns that we lose sleep to read but that's an exaggeration and i can assure you quality does NOT equal quantity
Because i’m probably never gonna write it modern AU where Annette’s singing her heart out at a traffic light with the window rolled down when she happens to glance out and find a dude on a sporty motorcycle with his helmet visor down staring at her
i feel like Judith knew about Claude before anyone else did (or like she Suspected) so i can imagine her at Round Table meetings before she ceded her position, where Gloucester is just nefariously biding his time till Godfrey bites it and she's like "yeah keep dreaming moron"
fellas is it racist and Islamophobic to insinuate that Arabs are antisemitic. fellas is it antisemitic to insist that an ethnonational colonial project represents all Jews. fellas is Germany so desperate to prove it’s not antisemitic it proves its racism instead🥴
German President Frank-Walter Steinmeier called on people of Arab origin in
#Germany
to clearly distance themselves from antisemitism.
Germany had adopted a definition of antisemitism almost identical to the one proposed by the International Holocaust Remembrance Alliance
feel like Diamant once told Ivy “we should have relations” and she spat out her drink (it took her a minute to realize “we” meant their countries and “relations” meant “trade relations”)
“What if Annette lived in Fhirdiad during the time skip?” asked no one ever but me.
so I wrote a
#netteflix
fic about it. Part 1 is ~6500 words, Part 2 incoming when i return from vacation in two weeks! And there’s a letter after almost every scene.
what a fucked up thing to say about a man who just lost his brother and is going through terrible tragedy and trauma. sorry you’re so morally defunct you can’t understand belief in God is a refuge, especially when you have nothing and the world’s rulers are happy to see you die
Palestine is a sociopathic society
They’re human like us
But they’re raised from birth with their thoughts and feelings twisted by Islamic fundamentalism
They’re made more extreme than the most hardcore Nazi
They have become sociopathic death hunters
Anyone ask for 10k words of
#netteflix
/
#felannie
non-AM ending mutual pining? This fic didn't exist before Friday so naturally i had to ignore all my other WIPs to work on it. this is pure self-indulgence BUT i do hope someone else will like it! <3
Annette: *writes “Annette Fraldarius” on a notebook*
Annette: Oh no that looks awful
Annette: *tears the page out and burns it to ash, gets embarrassed thinking about it even three years and one wedding later*
one day i’ll write a drabble where Felix sneaks into the cathedral during choir rehearsal just to hear Annette sing only for him to get caught and forced to join in by Byleth. one day i’ll evict it. but for now it lives in my head rent-free
i actually don't care for wingman Sylvain in nettef/ix fics but i think it would be hilarious for mercedue. Sylvain gives Dedue advice on how to woo Mercedes and Dedue ignores it and still has 10000% more game than he does
this whole exchange has always been so stupid and naive to me. “there is a vicious murderer among our enemies” / “we have lost some soldiers recently”. children, what do you think a war involves?
Felix would happily listen to Annette sing her grocery list
Annette: 🎵 bananas are potassi-YUM and toothpaste makes my lips go numb 🎵
Felix: [intent listening]
okay famous idol Annette AUs are all well and good but what if ex-idol from a defunct girl group Annette making her way through a post-celebrity life meeting the one (1) fan (Felix) she still ha
the only valid idol!Annette/felannie AU is where Felix recognizes her because he had a crush on her in high school. also it was probably (totally) mutual
for Muslims the shahada (testimony of faith) should be the last words that pass our lips before we die. the fact he’s reciting it as he’s walking makes it likely he thinks he’ll be killed / martyred any moment💔
unless i am specifically writing them with other people you should always assume Annette and Felix are kissing in the background of every non-netteflix idea/fic i write, like as a rule
Khalil Awar kissing his father's hand after a difficult year in an Israeli jail. Khalil was kidnapped from his house in
#Jerusalem
during a routine raid by the Israeli military.
Seteth and Rodrigue should have supports. the C conversation is just them brag-complaining about their children till Rodrigue says “wait Seteth I was not aware you had children” and Seteth is just like
i love netteflix because even where they seen incompatible or have sources of potential conflict they’re complementary enough there’s room for individual growth
I have finally achieved employment and now you will no longer be subjected to complaints about interviews and cover letters because i have signed a contract weeeeee
when Muslims die a family member is supposed to wash the body before burial.
but you don’t do that for anyone martyred. they’re supposed to be buried unwashed, as bloody as you found them, because martyrdom purifies them. on the Day of Judgment their wounds will absolve them
my silliest professors ending headcanon is that every once in a while Felix overhears a few students speculating about the identity of “Professor Dominic’s” husband and Linhardt’s name inevitably crops up. Felix gets so mad (or jealous. HIM?!?!) he makes the whole group run laps
Ashe sets Annette up with Felix on a blind date not realizing they already know each other. Annette confronts Ashe about him "overselling" Felix to her and Ashe is like "but how was the date?" and Annette is like "it was great but you still LIED he's a villain"
Ashe is Confusion
in case there is any doubt there is nothing hubristic about commissioning art of your own fic. (1) you support an artist, (2) you can more easily promote your fic with ✨image✨, and (3) you get ART of your FIC. there are no drawbacks!
why the fuck does Israel need your money. why the fuck does a hateful country backed by the wealthiest nations in the world need your fucking money. get fucked
Me: My notps should be between me, my three closest friends, and God
Also me: I need the world to know which ships i dislike so people don’t ask me for them when i do a little writing prompt game on Twitter
Mercedes would make the perfect gothic heroine because:
1) lots of Feelings
2) kind and gentle and sweet with a backbone
3) tragic backstory/fallen nobility
4) governess energy
5) creepy murderous brother who loves her🥺
why do people comment on shippy art/posts of X and Y with “i prefer X with Z”. even if it’s couched in a compliment it’s a little aggravating? just leave off the first part, it’s not that hard
Did anyone order jealous Annette? (It was me; I ordered jealous Annette.) Just a bit of silly post-battle mostly fluff, read if you like kisses and punny titles