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@AletheDenis

3 months

Once again here to say - UNLIMITED PTO IS A SCAM - and it’s cruel and lazy. It counts on the fact that employees don’t understand that Paid Time Off is part of their total compensation package. And any UNUSED PTO is same as CASH in many states. In CA, for example, it’s

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@AletheDenis

3 months

I will legit never work anywhere with “Unlimited (read: you don’t accrue shit) PTO” ever again.

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@AletheDenis

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Spent the morning giving 20min crash courses in Cybersecurity career paths to Elementary school students. My sessions were all FULL of kids and they had amazing questions. I used Zootopia to illustrate the Blue and Red teams at a high level and we chatted about roles & skills 🦊

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@AletheDenis

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@mikepsecuritee I recently held up a USB to a classroom of elementary school kids and asked them if they would help me figure out who it belonged to and stick it in one of their computers. The entire room said no. #TinyTear So proud 🥲

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@AletheDenis

10 months

Ok. Who did this? ☠️🖤🟦

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@AletheDenis

5 months

Over 2 years since my @DarknetDiaries ep premiered with the story of my 2019 DEF CON Black Badge win … and I still receive messages weekly from folks who are finding it for the first time and want to tell me what it meant to them 🥹

Alethe – Darknet Diaries

Alethe is a social engineer. Professionally she tries to trick people to give her passwords and access that she shouldn't have. But her journey to this point is interesting and in this episode she ...

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1 year

🥲🥲🥲

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1 year

🥲🖤👏🏼🥹 I could not begin to describe how honored I am to support such a worthy cause and a selfless team - @VipinSangwann you are an incredible inspiration and your generosity of time, effort, and spirit is truly incredible and humbling 🖤 Namaste 🙏🏼

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@VipinSangwann

1 year

1000 GIRLS HELPED🎉🥹 From Jan 2022 to Mar 2023, we reached and delivered hope in 45+ remote villages, 13+ mountain schools spread across more than 10 districts of #Nepal . Thank you everyone for believing in my & @LaurenBiermann 's project, YOU ALL ARE WALKING WITH US🚶🏻🏔️🤝🏻💝 1/4

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@AletheDenis

3 months

The number of my former coworkers coming out to quietly support the “Unlimited PTO is Scam” convo is telling. I see you! Reasons it’s a ‘scam’: 1. No payout to employees upon termination for any unused time where required by law 2. Fosters resentment between coworkers and

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@AletheDenis

7 months

I’ve decided not to renew, or pursue an additional EC-Council CompTIA certifications. I’m letting them expire. I have never learned anything but how to hack a test in pursuit of these and similar certifications. And I absolutely hate Pearson VUE.

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@AletheDenis

3 months

To be clear: I used to do market intelligence and staffing consulting work for a mega global staffing company. I helped organizations figure out how to pay people less money - that was my job - Unlimited PTO was a common recommendation.

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@AletheDenis

3 months

I will legit never work anywhere with “Unlimited (read: you don’t accrue shit) PTO” ever again.

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3 months

This is hilarious. “We’re tech CEOs.”

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@AletheDenis

11 days

I have been doing this for over 20 years and it’s improved my life in so many ways! 🧦 🧦 I get visibly upset when people gift me socks that don’t conform with the standard lol but I just donate them. I hate unnecessary decisions and wasted time hunting for the other sock. 🧦

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Standardizing on one sock type is the ultimate life improvement

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@AletheDenis

1 year

Stiffler’s mom was 38. I am going to need to sit down.

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@AletheDenis

7 months

Apparently, sending GIFs and Memes is “so millennial” and “old” But seriously. You will need to pry this gif generator from my cold dead hands.

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@AletheDenis

1 month

Since my episode of @DarknetDiaries was “so awful” people had to turn it off before the end… (please see Reddit show notes) What should I share on the podcast I am recording today with @DistortionCyber ? Please, do tell.

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@AletheDenis

10 months

#TrevorForget Stickers looking for a good home. I’ll let you know where and when they will be dropped tomorrow - but I bet you’ll never guess #DCG #Community Oooo shiney! @InfosecStickers @dcstickerswap #Silver

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@AletheDenis

11 months

From @defcon 29 and to add fuel to this fire… 🦖 ⁦ @Grifter801 ⁩ and ⁦🦖 @jaysonstreet ⁩ square off, after streaking all the way to the quad. While ⁦ @ANDnXOR ⁩ and ⁦ @Hyr0n1 ⁩ referee the match.

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@AletheDenis

1 month

🥹🥹🥹 This is why I tolerate the trolls. THIS is why I do this. THIS IS WHY. I also do elementary school career days. Because it begins in elementary school and if we wait until high school, we may be too late. I was messing with an IBM clone in MS-DOS at age 9.

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@AletheDenis @DarknetDiaries @DistortionCyber I'm a high school teacher, and talked about your episode in class after it posted. Three 15-year old girls were so into my little synposis, they searched it out separately and later shared their favorite details from your story. Don't you even joke about "awful", ya hear?

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@AletheDenis

5 months

Cleaning out my CD collection… “now with the power of the web!”

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@AletheDenis

7 months

I will never stop telling the story about how @jaysonstreet and I met between elevators in a hallway at @defcon and he helped me stop overthinking everything for my vishing contest pretexts by just telling me to “get in the booth and lie”

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@AletheDenis

11 months

Thank you again, sincerely, @BHinfoSecurity for including me in the first set of #BackdoorsAndBreaches Consultant cards. I may have some of these with me at @defcon and @BSidesLV this year 🤩

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11 months

Just now looking at my @BHinfoSecurity #BackdoorsAndBreaches expansion pack. The topic of one of my favorite @DarknetDiaries episodes is a consultant! @AletheDenis

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@AletheDenis

10 months

Stickers. Have. Shipped. Me on my way to @defcon

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@AletheDenis

1 year

Found @NahamSec at @BSidesSF

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@AletheDenis

1 year

Getting started at 11:10am following the Keynote at @BSidesSF 🤩

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@AletheDenis

1 year

Excited to present #HaltAndCatchFire today at #BSidesSF 2023 AMC Theater 15 11:00am Pacific LIVE STREAMED HERE: @BSidesSF

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@AletheDenis

1 month

Ohhhhh snap! We’re going to Deadwood! #WeAimToMisbehave 🤠

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1 month

@AletheDenis is ready to explore the 'verse at WWHF - Deadwood 2024! Please welcome Alethe as one of our fantastic speakers at this year's con! #Deadwood2024 #WWHF #WeAimToMisbehave

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@AletheDenis

10 days

When after 6 years and exceeding the absolute shit out of any expectations taking on everything I was asked and more, I wasn’t eligible to have my title adjusted (and therefore my comp) to match the role I was doing. There was always a manufactured barrier. Despite the fact that

Revamped | Career & Workplace Development

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What experience in the workplace radicalized you?

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@AletheDenis

10 months

Where can you find me, and stickers, at @defcon ? Here’s your best chances to catch me. Thursday, I will be in and out of DEFCON GROUPS Community room in Harrah’s throughout the day.

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@AletheDenis

1 year

I love the smell of freshly ‘deviled’ USBs in the evening…

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@AletheDenis

1 year

Even though @winnschwartau will never remember who I am - I still enjoy bothering him every chance I get #DFIU See you at @HackerJeopardy , Winn!

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@AletheDenis

1 month

I spent $300 on a shredder just so I could avoid opening the credit card pre-approval letters before shoving them to their doom. Actual footage of me and the shredder as it eats credit line pre-approval envelopes stuffed with cardboard and plastic demo credit cards…. 💳

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@AletheDenis

8 months

"Vishing is surprisingly easy right now in terms of people not caring in cyber. Employees are so burnt out and organizations are loading up work combined with alert fatigue....makes things extremely easy," they said.

MGM cyberattack claimed by ALPHV/BlackCat ransom gang | Cybernews

New information claims the ALPHV/Black Cat ransomware group is responsible for Monday’s debilitating cyber attack on the Las Vegas-based MGM Resorts International.

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@AletheDenis

7 months

If you’re part of a DEFCON GROUP - Please ensure that current POC has received an email from the @defcon Groups Board RE: Roll Call. We are attempting to get organized & we need your help! If your groups didn’t get an email - please reach out! All @defcongroups must respond

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@AletheDenis

1 year

Me, tryna work between @BSidesSF and @RSAConference “I hope this email finds you well.” Me:

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@AletheDenis

9 months

Listening to @jaysonstreet speaking in the @defcongroups Community at @defcon this morning! #FindYourTribe

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@AletheDenis

1 year

Hotel thermostat rate limited to cool to 70° max. Me, finds the breaker box and AC controls, and reprograms that for 64.4° … in Celsius.

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@AletheDenis

9 months

So long Hackers, and thanks for all the hugs 🤗 Until next @defcon

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@AletheDenis

10 months

All my #DC31 stickers are in my IG stories 🖤 But this one (below), will always be my favorite one that I’ve handed out at @defcon - the sticker that started #StalkMeForStickers over 6 years ago. 🥹🦄🖤 @MrRobotBadge 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

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@AletheDenis

2 months

Presented at elementary school career day today. A 4th grader told my 4th grader that my presentation was dumb, and that I’m dumb. My 6th grader is extremely offended and angry for me. I couldn’t care less what this kid says. He’s the type to try to get a reaction from my

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@AletheDenis

1 year

#TheSandlot is a movie released in 1993, about the Summer of 1962. Today, the equivalent would be a movie about the Summer of 1992.

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@AletheDenis

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@GrahamHelton3 @IanColdwater We had cats named Cisco Pixel and SCSI SCSI was just “Scuzzy” on the vet records, cause 🤷🏼‍♀️ after the 4th attempt to explain it I gave up. He was an orange maniac lol

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@AletheDenis

8 months

Watching your brilliant ideas die, with that annual domain registration notice when it’s been a year already …and you can’t bring yourself to renew it, because you did literally NOTHING once you registered the domain.

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@AletheDenis

5 months

@jaysonstreet @amazon To the bay of pirates we will go!

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@AletheDenis

1 year

It’s kinda embarrassing how many great @DarknetDiaries episodes I have missed 😅 Catching up this weekend while I washed literally over 400 eggs… This one was really great to hear, @Jhaddix !

Jason's Pen Test – Darknet Diaries

Jason Haddix has done hundreds of penetration tests in his career. He comes on the show today to tell us a few stories of things he's done.

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@AletheDenis

11 months

We are doing it live! Join me, @Jun34u_sec and our fearless leader @agent0x0 for the @bishopfox livestream at @defcon NEXT MONTH (Everyone breath. Do not panic.)

The Art of Hacking: Livestream from DefCon 31

Get perspectives from 20+ CISOs, industry authorities, cyber investors, & security founders on topics that are top of mind for today’s security leaders.

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@AletheDenis

10 months

Ooooo Haxor Mail #MattDamon @ANDnXOR @Hyr0n1 @zappbrandnxor

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@AletheDenis

1 year

I am NEVER doing business with @CompTIA EVER AGAIN. And I will NOT be renewing ANY of my certifications. Absolutely unbelievably HORRIBLE experience with them this morning. And I have the chat transcript to prove it. Dear @CompTIA …

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@AletheDenis

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@SeanWrightSec Use VirtualBox if you hate yourself.

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@AletheDenis

5 months

Happy New Year … #DFIU #NYE2024

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@AletheDenis

30 days

The idea landed out of nowhere last night. I’m in talks with my designers. This is gonna be goooooood. @defcon @InfosecStickers #DEFCON32

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@AletheDenis

3 months

Social Engineering in the Wild 👷

Las Vegas Locally 🌴

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3 months

A man has been arrested for allegedly stealing $300,000 worth of copper piping and other metals from the Fontainebleau Las Vegas while posing as a maintenance worker.

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@AletheDenis

1 year

Shoot! I’m slipping. 😂😂🖤 Sometimes I think @JackRhysider does this to taunt me - because he knows how competitive I am.

Darknet Diaries

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Just discovered the show and not sure where to start? Here are the top 13 most listened to episodes.

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@AletheDenis

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Had to replace my laptop case, cause it cracked. @defcon , I’m going to need some new stickies… @dcstickerswap @InfosecStickers

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@AletheDenis

8 months

Am I the only one who immediately thought - ‘reverse tailgating’ the car type opportunities are endless.

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Accidently parked in a no after hours access parkade, used Tesla Summon to trigger the gate sensor. See below for car’s point of view

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@AletheDenis

3 months

I wondered for a long time how people with opinions on the internet survive and why they choose to keep having opinions and engaging in discord with people. Seems exhausting. This weekend I decided to have an opinion. Just to try it out. It is exhausting. And stressful. But

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“Once an adversary has obtained initial access to restricted areas, the likelihood that they will be challenged once inside diminishes dramatically as most people would assume they had been granted access appropriately prior to being allowed to enter any sensitive or restricted

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@AletheDenis

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🎉 @defcon stickers are ordered. I think that’s a new record. @dcstickerswap @InfosecStickers #StickerLife #InfosecStickers #NewEnglandClamChowder

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@AletheDenis

9 months

“Actions speak louder than fancy PR campaigns, and if a company is serious about supporting women, there needs to be a top-down buy-in from everyone. Speak up for women and take action with women’s ideas, then hire people who support this belief system.”

Inspirational Woman: Alethe Denis | Senior Security Consultant

Alethe Denis is a Senior Security Consultant on the Red Team at Bishop Fox, who has advised and developed solutions and strategies that have driven the

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@AletheDenis

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@sherrod_im Which I love for you! And I know you advocate for that freedom which I think is fantastic. I am seeing that most people responding to this with “I love it” are super confident and experienced leaders who are comfortable saying “hey I’m gone, and here are my boundaries, deal with

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@AletheDenis

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Dear @defcon , @thedarktangent and Nikita THANK YOU for allowing the @defcongroups Board to occupy valuable Community space at #Defcon31 this year - we sincerely appreciate it! #FindYourTribe #DefconGroups

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@AletheDenis

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Listening to @jaysonstreet speaking in the @defcongroups Community at @defcon this morning! #FindYourTribe

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@AletheDenis

4 months

Hackers. This is not a dare. I repeat. Not. A. Dare. 🐕

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Do not pet any of the coyotes that live at the Wynn, no matter how cute they look

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@AletheDenis

9 months

Out of context gif of the day

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@AletheDenis

28 days

So @BHinfoSecurity - a friend’s kiddo found my Backdoors and Breaches consultant card in their parent’s desk and asked to use it as a Pokémon card… It’s been decided that I am a Fire Type. @debthedeb @BanjoCrashland #BHIS My name is Alethe, and I approve this message.

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@AletheDenis

9 months

Important Announcement 📣

DEF CON A&E

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THIS SATURDAY there's a party featuring some of the Artists who didn't get to play due to the Forum evac! Starts at 12:00PM PACIFIC (3EDT) - on . Miss Jackalope starts it off: . TY @syntax976 + Luna! #DEFCON #DEFCON31 #DC31

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Going in to handle all those “sounds like a January problem” emails…

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There are many T-Rex 🦖 at the elementary school costume parade and all I see are @jaysonstreet and @Grifter801 in “fun size”

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@AletheDenis

1 year

Just threw away over 255 hours of Animal Crossing to start over with a new island. Zero regrets. My kids are so mad because they used to just pillage my island, and leave their sunglasses all over the place. So basically, same as real life.

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@AletheDenis

8 months

🖤🖤🖤

Hack The Planet 💾

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Hackers was released 28 years ago, today: 💾 Join us in celebrating #HackersDay .

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Part of a @defcongroups Group? Come by the Defcon Groups Community in @HarrahsVegas and stake your claim to your sticker! #DC31 #DEFCON31 @defcon

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@AletheDenis

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My most favorite @defcon hoodie has zipped it’s last zip. 🥺🥺🥺 It’s now a cardigan - This #Defcon24 T-shirt material full-zip has been my favorite hoodie for ~7 years. Hoping to get one like this from the swag shop this year *hint hint* (ahem, it’s from CANVAS cough cough)

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Training for the #RoadToDefcon has begun! @defcon , it’s a dry heat… 🥵

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Every kid really does know social engineering tricks. Like the tiny manipulator who’s been trying to get me to let them go swimming since 6am. 🤨 This interview has some parts of my journey, but more meaty stuff about what I’m up to right now towards the end.

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BeyondTrust-Podcast: Wirksame Social-Engineering-Tricks kennt doch jedes Kind, behauptet @AletheDenis in diesem kurzweiligen Interview.

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@AletheDenis

3 months

On the subject of PTO - I advocate four buckets of time for hourly employees - salary is another story. This is what I do with employees who work 30+ hours per week. PSL - PAID SICK LEAVE - Minimum of the state requirement (eg. 40 hours/5 days per year in California) but

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@AletheDenis

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First set of Proofs for this years @defcon sticker design just landed on my desk … holy shit. You are all gonna love these. Like. My designers are incredible. Just badass artists. Can’t wait to share once they are submitted for @InfosecStickers contest closer to con. 😍🥰😍

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@AletheDenis

10 months

Today, we are playing “Spot the Fed.”

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@AletheDenis

1 year

I am obsessed with this birb… This is Bateman and he lives in my kitchen.

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@AletheDenis

1 year

Changing my LinkedIn bio to “Top 1% in Procrastination” - 36 hours to deadline.

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@AletheDenis

1 year

I now have less than 48hrs and of course I am doing a massive closet purge and reorganizing my stuff instead of making my slides. #ThisIsTheWay

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@AletheDenis

1 year

Going to a concert Wearing the T-shirt of the Band you’re seeing…

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1 year

Miles Morales is the only Spider-Man 🕷️ Go. See. It. Now. #SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse #SpiderMan2099 #SpiderMan #SpiderGwen #SpiderVerse

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@AletheDenis

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When the burner device is one version behind the supported device versions of the thing for the mobile app for which you need to hack the planet.

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@AletheDenis

4 months

If you don’t know how to say my name DON’T say it - not once, BUT TWICE - in your salesey voicemail message “Al - eth - aye” is not it.

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@AletheDenis

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No Dial Tone. The Dog House Grill. Fresno, CA.

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@AletheDenis

7 months

Got a lot of the holes and gouges around the house fixed. I’m repainting my kitchen. Something that’s been on my to do list for like 8 years. And I am ONLY repainting my kitchen because I am AVOIDING another task that is far less interesting.

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@AletheDenis

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What are five topics you can talk about for 30 minutes with zero prep? Mine: 1️⃣ Backyard Chickens 🐓(Allll the minutes. No prep.) 2️⃣ Global Workforce Market Insights 3️⃣ Influence vs Manipulation, how Social Engineering is a pit of snakes 4️⃣ Good Girls Guide to Bad Boyfriends

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@st0_ic

4 months

What are five topics you can talk about for 30 minutes with zero prep? Mine are: 1. Which @DarknetDiaries eps are best 2. There’s no such thing as a family coat of arms 3. I don’t understand crypto but boy it sure is used in crime a lot 4. Star Wars 5. Basic digital forensics

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@AletheDenis

7 months

“Cyber Certifications Have Failed. There Is A Better Way To Build And Prove Cyber Skills.” - James Hadley

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@AletheDenis

7 months

I’ve decided not to renew, or pursue an additional EC-Council CompTIA certifications. I’m letting them expire. I have never learned anything but how to hack a test in pursuit of these and similar certifications. And I absolutely hate Pearson VUE.

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@AletheDenis

2 months

Could THIS be the next @defcon plague? 🦂🦂🦂 Anyone remember all the plagues? Sandstorm 🌪️ Locusts 🦗 Floods 🌊 Covid 🦠 (duh) What else?

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@LasVegasLocally

2 months

Another large scorpion was found in the Venetian, but was neutralized before it could sting anyone in the testicles

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@AletheDenis

8 months

It’s the pupil dilation for me…

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@buitengebieden

8 months

When he realized red is the good part of the watermelon.. 😅

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@AletheDenis

15 days

*literal goosebumps when I saw the poster pop up*

DEF CON

@defcon

15 days

The movie night offering this week is 1995's 'Johnny Mnemonic'. We celebrate this film for its very DC32-appropriate Y2K vibes. We apologize in advance for some of the line readings. Join us in lovingly re-considering one of the best 'there's a hard drive in my head' films of the

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@AletheDenis

7 months

I’d rather just get the card replaced, than have to try to cancel a recurring subscription.

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@AletheDenis

1 year

I just realized I have 4 days to make this talk into slides and submit the final versions of these slides to @BSidesSF Piece of Cake…

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@AletheDenis

16 days

Pretty sure I’ve discovered that it’s at the five hour mark of straight conference calls where my brain starts to feel like it’s about to melt out of my ears…

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@AletheDenis

10 months

Update!

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@AletheDenis

10 months

Where can you find me, and stickers, at @defcon ? Here’s your best chances to catch me. Thursday, I will be in and out of DEFCON GROUPS Community room in Harrah’s throughout the day.

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@AletheDenis

10 months

2021 - 🥇 2022 - 🥈 2023 - 🥈 2024 - Challenge accepted 😈 All kidding aside, THANK YOU @InfosecStickers ! You’ll always be my favorite contest at @defcon - shh, don’t tell the other contests. It’s a secret. Congrats, Chad! I legit giggles out loud when I saw yours! 👽

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@InfosecStickers

10 months

☀️ Ahead of Hacker Summer Camp, here are the winners of this year’s Sticker Design Contest… 🥇 The winner: Chad Deschane (We hacked humans before it was cool) 🥈Runner-up: Alethe Denis @AletheDenis (Will hack for Clam Chowder) Congratulations to them and all the other entries!

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@AletheDenis

11 months

Me on Mastodon @alethe @infosec .exchange

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@AletheDenis

1 year

Excited to present #HaltAndCatchFire today at #BSidesSF 2023 AMC Theater 15 11:00am Pacific LIVE STREAMED HERE: @BSidesSF

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@AletheDenis

6 months

Adding to my pin collection with @wbm312 is always fun - the pay phone? AYFKM!? 🤩🤩🤩 It is perfect. #MaxHeadroomDay #NeverForget Whitney 🖤 - Thanks for the Category and lolz at @HackerJeopardy this year, and the sweet note! 🗒️ 🥹 💾

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@AletheDenis

1 year

Ain’t no party like a @bishopfox red team pizza party 🍕 cause a @bishopfox red team pizza party don’t stop… Trigger warning: 🍍 🍕

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@AletheDenis

11 months

I have a new podcast episode coming out on Monday and I am apprehensive af. I disclose a lot more than I ever have previously and I am fairly concerned that perhaps it was too much. Like being an unwitting teen accomplice on three-letter-agency missions in African countries.

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