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3 years

See you this time next month.

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LinkedIn is advertising vacancies for the PRGuy account.

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@naomhkilda @marrowing @farrm51 Yes but inter generational wealth equality is very real.

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Updated rules on singing and dancing.

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Look at this Pork Banh Mi

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9 months

Nothing like the original Marrickville Pork Roll.

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@DrCameronMurray Boomers are forever convinced that 17% interest rates was their WW2 moment

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I am turning off the computer. I Just got this from the fish and chip shop in on the (new) farm. I paid $44 what a joke just weighed the fish 160grams. Albo’s gobbled up all the fish. He’s fucked the country he has.

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One year to the day. Never forget 😢

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Gotta take the wins lads

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The AEC has fallen

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Thinking of doing a road trip from Brisbane to Melbourne.

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@ClayGolledge Every recent major lockdown has been triggered by an 60+ male who didn't get vaccinated.

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Wow what a result. Burnett modelling had the Bulldogs winning by 100 points at the half time break.

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@whereisdaz My 8 year old son berated me for putting him at risk of long covid. "Why aren't we in lockdown until we get vaccinated too?"

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@6NewsAU

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#BREAKING 🚨 Steph Hodgins-May wins Victorian Greens preselection and will replace Janet Rice in the Senate, 6 News understands | #6NewsAU

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VICTORIA 80% FIRST DOSE HOIST IT TO THE MOON

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@SquigglyRick Australia spent 18 months with very little Covid doing absolutely nothing to prepare the hospital system and deflecting responsibility to the public. Public health is a great preventative, but you still need clinical resources.

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Josh Butler

@JoshButler

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The term “teal” is really doing a lot of work in politics lately

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@VicGovDH A flashback to Melbourne in 1965

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I can't believe the Guardian wrote a whole article on how to measure gentrification when they could have done this instead.

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AUSTRALIA 80% FIRST DOSE HOIST IT!!

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VICTORIA 70% FIRST DOSE HOIST IT!!

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VICTORIA 60% SECOND DOSE HOIST IT! TO THE MOOOOOOOOON!

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PaulKWEEN is back 💅

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1 year

Gay icon! I’ve switched my vote 🌈

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@cosmicjester Isn’t that….the point of the app

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@VictorianCHO Victoria’s gold standard approach of crushing Delta early & hard is the envy of the world. I have friends in UK & US who wished they lived in Victoria. We must vaccinate only so we can keep crushing Delta & other variants hard & fast.

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Remember this is how you squat in an abandoned/vacant property.

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NSW 50% FULLY VAXXED HOIST IT!!

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QLD forcing people who went to Sydney exposure sites to go into *hotel quarantine* at their *own expense* is bullshit.

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Osman is living rent free in Brett's head

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WA & NZ is like watching the replay of a football game You already know your team is going to lose and you know all the mistakes they made - and you’re still shouting at the screen!

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NSW 60% SECOND DOSE HOIST IT!!

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@dannolan Imagine if he had a can of hard solo

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Just being called Australia’s biggest city is enough to satisfy Melbournians

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Australia's biggest city has a car problem. What should Melbourne do to fix it?

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@realCarrickRyan Here's an argument that I think should be articulated more: NSW hasn't had the same issue of the media and opposition party trying to undermine the public health response.

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@covidbaseau @sjwill99 And they would have gotten away with it too...if it weren't for you meddling kids!

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If I was the person who bought the place from bandit I would be absolutely livid. You know how little property is on the market right now? How many renters are struggling to even stay in the one property. Careless gutless behaviour from Bandit. I am turning off the computer.

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It's absolutely crazy to have this air with all the other toddler shows, it's on such a different level

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It’s hard for very politically engaged people (even myself) to understand just how disengaged & disconnected median voters are.

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#Newspoll Indigenous Voice Referendum: Yes 38 (-3) No 53 (+5) #auspol

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@cameronwilson @patbcaruana This is the moment Grimshaw won the election

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NSW 90% FIRST DOSE HOIST IT!!

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Lemme get this straight. #sackdanandrews from state parliament so he can run for #danforpm .

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Rich Men of North Richmond. A banger song shouting out the hard working Vietnamese-Australian business owners of Victoria street.

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BREAKING: New model reveals that the 100% of the population will die in the next 100 years. (the model did not account for new births)

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NSW 90% DOUBLE DOSE HOIST IT!!

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NSW 80% SECOND DOSE! HOIST THAT BABY!

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@TJ__OBrien Looking forward to Albo locking down the rest of Australia so WA can finally open up.

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BREAKING: Victoria to enter "opening" for the fifth time in anticipation of #Lockdown6 . Commentators concerned that Victoria can't keep opening up every time there isn't covid.

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One of the biggest criticisms of @nick_coatsworth is that he is unrelentingly optimistic and this contrasts to the pessimism of OzSage et al. But optimism and hope is also a very powerful driving force for action and maintaining morale.

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VICTORIA. DONUT. HOIST IT!!!

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If only @GladysB had imposed harsh restrictions back in June - Victoria would never have gone back into lockdown - our national vaccination would be 45% single dose - and we wouldn’t be open until at least 2023 as every state commits to the future of quarantine facilities

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Friendly reminder that both things can be true 1) The pandemic legislation is flawed and has legitimate criticisms. 2) Anti-Dan Stans are insane and have been radicalised.

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@SarkySage

3 years

From tonight. #QAnonCult cheering on a gallows that was toed there as they put a blow up doll of Dan Andrews in it. Yeah just ordinary Aussies at a peaceful protest… These people are unhinged whackos. Fringe extremists that exhibit the worst traits of humanity.

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I wrote a Medium article expressing my feelings on Paternalism & Pessimism backfiring in the Australian COVID response.

Paternalism & Pessimism in Public Health

Public health has had its big moment during the COVID-19 pandemic. The often maligned field has become centre stage for the last 18 months…

medium.com

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Least politically engaged Victorian

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@nickschadegg Man the Voice referendum has really emboldened all these people who think a No vote will make Australia become Anglo pure.

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Whole bunch of people learning that a country called Malta exists today. It’s language is an offshoot of Arabic but the country is very much Christian.

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@6NewsAU #BREAKING Attacker identified as Joel Cauchi. @6NewsAU

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The comments on this are insane

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Construction is well underway on 82 new social and affordable homes at Stones Corner in Brisbane. Here’s a sneak peek.

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I’ve finally succumbed.

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@StateOfLinkedIn Meanwhile if these new employees are a minute late to work then they're fired.

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VICTORIA 90% DOUBLE DOSE HOIST IT.... TO THE MOOOOOOON!

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Why can't I name my therapist? She's lovely. #dontnametherapist

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VIC lockdown set to end on Thursday. That will mean no more lockdowns nationwide (excluding semantics around non-fully vaccinated). To celebrate, let's share the most cooked pro-lockdown tweets & articles so I can make a collage.

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As promised, here is my Medium piece on the Omicron doom narrative.

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@blanesane1 @briebriejoy

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Covid is now endemic in rodents. Here’s how we can eradicate the pathogen.

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Mark McGowan reminds me of those Japanese soldiers who refused to believe the war ended and kept fighting.

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NSW 80% FIRST DOSE HOIST IT!!

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@Glaven1994 and now zero again for me too.... cue "NSW Is on a knife edge today..." Come to think - you don't have a "knife edge" meme

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Man anti-vaxxers really do believe they're more likely to go to hospital from an adverse reaction than from covid itself. Not sure if they've seen the stats.

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NATIONAL DONUT HOIST IT!!

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VICTORIA 70% SECOND DOSE HOIST IT.... TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOON!

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2 years

1/2 How is the situation in Australia?

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From Reddit: Brisbane landlords are now asking tenants to fill out pseudoscientific personality/aptitude tests.

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Hey all. I have been accepted into a Graduate Certificate of Public Health at Griffith for Trimester 2. Let’s see if my Twitter passions for public health, public policy and stats pays off.

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@NordicNomadEsq I'll never forget this one

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A reminder of today’s public health advice. If you leave home = you will end up in hospital. Enjoy your Sunday. Cooked.

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AUSTRALIA 90 PERCENT FIRST DOSE HOIST IT!

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The future right populist Prime Minister who refuses to travel outside the country and makes Australia a pariah state

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Questions are being raised over ‘Airbus Albo’ and his busy schedule travelling overseas. 🤔 MORE:

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It’s happening

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Here's my latest write-up on Queensland's maverick CHO John Gerrard.

Understanding John Gerrard in the Omicron Era.

From 2005 to 2021, current Queensland Governor Jeanette Young was Queensland’s Chief Health Officer. During the COVID pandemic she led…

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Everyone talks about squatting in abandoned properties, nobody talks about bench pressing or deadlifting

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The massive disconnect between the essential worker and work-from-home classes is really not good for Australian society. But it's a trend in so many countries.

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When things aren’t going my way

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PR Guy suggesting hospitals won't get overwhelmed now?

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This Su/Sheep/Kate vs Leo/AEC drama is so engaging because it has something for everyone and their agenda. It really shows the very deep fault lines of Aus Twitter.

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VICTORIA 60% FIRST DOSE HOIST IT!!

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Cannot unsee this pic.

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@DanielAndrewsMP This will be an urban planning nightmare. You're basically removing all East-West streets in the area, trapping people in their homes unless they have access to Pearson Street & Melville Road which will be bumper to bumper with traffic.

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@CaseyBriggs Actually Casey, you'll find that we're nowhere near the peak because there are literally zero RATs available, and very long PCR waiting times. The public have given up testing en masse: there's no way to know the true hospital number.

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A second green has been confirmed elected in Clark

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TASMANIA 60% FIRST DOSE HOIST IT!

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@bobjcarr Unvaccinated people already have reduced freedoms. This is a step too far.

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Early 2021: We'll open up by November March 2021: We'll open up by mid 2022 May 2021: Let's never open up again October 2021: We'll open up by November

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Staggering that they don’t support the actions of the free market which suggests that it is more efficient to do business in languages other than English at local scale, while all of our biggest businesses communicate in the agreed Lingua franca of English.

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damn

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@GregDore2 The limo driver who started the whole thing said he was scared about getting blood clots due to family clotting history. Congrats Australia, we played ourselves.

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IMO there are four strands of the housing crisis and they need to be treated separately. Rents are too damn high Young people are locked out of the housing market Public housing waitlists have blown out Developers not building enough housing

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13 months without a lockdown. It was a good run Sydney.

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