Why not become an IN-GAME LEADER? 🔥🔥🔥
Cons:
-Work twice as hard in and out of the server
-Cook up comps/executes that often end up trashed
-Statistically perform worse
-Get blamed for every loss
Pros:
VALORANT PRO TIP: after getting spike down as attacker, especially if you have man advantage, what you really want to do is take fights to get an even bigger man advantage! prefferably by yourself, and without using any form of util 👍👍👍
thanks god the average valorant player hasn't realized yet that there's a $450, 13-round mag spectre available at their disposal at all times otherwise pistol rounds would be absolutely ruined
2021: Riot hides ranks in agent select to reduce toxicity
2023: everyone runs an app that shows everyone's rank, K/D, winrate, headshot % and social security number regardless of streamer mode settings
thanks you rito games
Phoenix was/is probably the most balanced character in the game and it's such a shame to see him fall out of meta due to power creep
There was something cool about watching drone or KOLER flash around a corner and entry as Phoenix that just doesn't hit the same on Skye or KAY/O
After our performance today,
@TSM
OFFICIALLY offered to put me on trial as a player for next weekend's VCT Game Changer Series!
All I can say is thank you for the opportunity. Holy.
#TSMWIN
got spoiled by 240hz, 600+ FPS at LAN after years of playing on a 144hz that dipped in the 130 FPS~
dropped almost an entire paycheck on a custom PC
I deserve it. 😤
VALORANT artists need to be studied in a lab for their incredible ability to make every single woman in their game look gay. Not a single one of those bitches looks heterosexual
I'm not complaining, but wow.
Marvelous.
Game Changers is wild bc sometimes I'll get my head ripped off midair by some free agent DEMON and I'm like "who the fuck is this kid" and turns out it's a tiny trans girl that meows during scrims
What's really cool about VALORANT maps is that they all have their own cute gimmick: Split has ziplines, Bind has teleporters, Ascent has interactable doors, Haven has 3 sites and Icebox is dogshit
as a general rule of thumb, if you're a straight dude and you have a negative opinion to give about women in gaming maybe run it by your female friends and see what they think about it before you tweet it and make a fool of yourself
or just ruin your career, idk, up 2 you really
women can be just as good at video games but men cast them out or get insecure or get a crush on them and create drama
I've seen so many incredible women (and yes, cis women, too) be berated every day in competitive queues despite being 10x better than the men in their lobbies
both Astra and Sova are extremely meta picks rn but the big difference is that there's only like 6 dudes out there that wake up everyday looking forward to only playing Astra all day
I guarantee you if there were more viable controller options absolutely no one would complain
After winning 13-8 vs eq scarlet, 13-7 vs Invicta & 13-11 vs LIGHT UP SKETCHERS, we are DQ'd from the
@TeamLiquid
Eve Ascension tournament for using a single (1) tactical pause during our last match, despite the team we went against before also taking one. 1/2
Is NA Galorants gonna grow a back bone in 2023 and actually implement some sort of verification system or are we just gonna let AMABs who were making fun of pronouns and praising Andrew Tate just a few months ago come out as "nb" and immediately play in GC still?
officially benched from
@XSET
female, I am now a restricted F/A LFT:
Flexible player specialized in entry fragging,
$4,000+ in total earnings, open to any offers, able to relocate.
Contact
@XSETRezin
for any offers, buyout info, etc
❤️&♻️ appreciated
you won't make it far in this scene if you're anti-social and refuse to communicate with your teammates
You're shy, have anxiety, or voice dysphoria?
Tough. Someone who doesn't will gladly take your spot.
Esports doesn't care. Swim, or sink.
Admin told me he was gonna dq us for using my Razer mouse I said "do it"
anyways we dealed to play with our own peripherals but we'll used their sponsored headsets.
Letting players use their own peripherals is STANDARD I should not have to bluff the admin to get this man
I've been trying my hardest not to cry now that it's over and this random dm just broke me (in a good way!!)
The amount of support I've received in the past few days has been crazy, even my opponents wishing me the best
thanks you. thanks you so much
Calling me mentally ill because I am trans: hateful, fucked up, transphobic, bigoted
Calling me mentally ill because I spend 14 hours a day on my computer and drink 7 mugs of coffee a day: true, real, fair enough
In any other competitive environment, this type of cheating would be bannable. There's no way this shit would fly on FACEIT or old ESEA
By not doing anything about it, Riot may as well admit themselves that the ranked leaderboard doesn't matter
So why grind it?
Inviting your immortal Reyna locking boyfriend to coach your new GC team will probably do nothing but piss your squad off
A good (team) coach is someone that has the team play experience to help y'all work together as a unit - look for this! Not a player who's only exp is ranked
🥰 VALORANT pro player routine 🥰
2:30 PM - wake up! ⏰
2:45 PM - check twitter~ 🐦
2:56 PM - stare at the ceiling and realize that no matter what you do in life none of it will ever matter and everything you do will be forgotten
5:16 PM - shower~ 🚿
5:30 PM - scrims!!! 💨
3-10 scoreline - "we're winning this fucking game I don't give a shit"
won 17-15 to secure the top 16 spot.
This is a new era of ARI: IGL, positive mental attitude, every round & game is winnable. Old pessimistic ARI out the window.
Only improvement from now on.
surely a single valorant dev will one day look at a clean CS usp 1 tap montage and realize that pistol rounds could be more than the sheriff body spam frenzy spraying classic right clicking shitshow they currently are, right?
Just make ghost 1 head tap light armor shh just do it
wish I was the kind of mentally ill that tries to buy a porshe and become world leader unfortunately I am the kind of mentally ill that stays in bed until 3 pm and then queues ranked for 12 hours straight
Since it's trendy recently: I think boosting should be allowed.
It's always been a thing in CS and we can blast pack up/updraft up stuff anyways, let me crouch and boost Mr Brimmy Bob up double box on Bind
thanks for reading.
most trolls in ranked usually pick at my voice, but CrosbyCS did gender me correctly while he was whining about every single piece of my Astra utility
we love a progressive king 🙏
@dawsonmcneil07
yeah I guarantee you it's holding you back
you don't need a 200$ mouse, a 40-60$ razer viper mini or G203 would already be a massive upgrade
If "FOCUS
#LASER
" and "cam
#yuki
" think their "jokes" about pro female players and me getting benched are so funny I'm sure they don't mind me sharing them with the timeline
the OFFICIAL ARI VALORANT AGENT sexuality headcanon list that absolutely NO ONE asked for
did I spend 20 minutes of my time making the template AND filling it out?
yes
is it ABSOLUTELY correct?
also yes
feel free to rage at me that your waifu is *totally* straight
Half a year ago, a project team I was leading was wrongfully disqualified out of an event ran by
@TeamLiquid
The admins apologied & asked us how they could make things right. I boldly asked for a SIGNED Liquid jersey for each of my players.
Today, mine arrived
Thanks you.