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@AN0WA

5 months

I gave up drinking for good . . . . . . . I only drink for evil now

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3 years

How many courage be ticket to Maldives ?

ＤＯＣＴＯＵＲ

@wakawaka_doctor

3 years

Travel is not a matter of money but of courage

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1 year

Me wey dey pull out,. I no know why?

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3 years

The garri seller no longer needs 50 naira to buy a sachet of tomatoes, she now needs 120, she has to earn that 120

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@AN0WA

25 days

Jobs mehnnnnn, we need jobsss

Port Harcourt People

@AskPHPeople

25 days

SHE HAS DONE IT! 👏🏽👏🏽🍾 Miss Anita Chinyere has successfully sliced vegetables for 72 Hours nonstop, thereby setting the Guinness World Record ( @GWR ) for the longest marathon slicing vegetables. Congratulations 🍾🎉🎉

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11 months

Johnny Drille's wife works at Mavin. I guess the lesson here is, Don't let HR prevent you from finding the love of your life

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@AN0WA

6 months

Not even going to lie bro, the only thing better than one working class wife covering some bills, is 2 working class wives covering more bills

Z E R O

@MubyMuhd__

6 months

For as long as your wife is covering some bills in your household, polygamy shouldn't be an option for you.

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@AN0WA

4 years

The year be like wetin get head?

Mayowa.

@Wana____

4 years

Headies no dey this year?

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@AN0WA

3 months

But when una meet for the camp, the difference go clear

Stephanie⭐️

@beibipearl2

3 months

And of course we will all meet at the same NYSC camp🌚😂

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@AN0WA

4 years

That Buhari that you put aside

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@AN0WA

3 years

The money I used to buy food this morning that prevented me from joining the angels

Eche Enziga 🅰️🌶

@Echecrates

3 years

What was your first angel Investment?

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@AN0WA

2 months

If I say A, you say P Another man say C, Omo na you sabi

JOHNNY◽

@Mr_JOHNNNY

2 months

How did we go from buying a bag of rice from N6,500 in 2012 to N85,000 in 2024???

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@AN0WA

2 years

If this was true, Wande coal for sing Chicken Nla

R.Y

@TheYettss

2 years

Turkey meat is not nice . E no sweet. Let’s stop lying please 2022 is tomorrow

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@AN0WA

3 years

Price of phone no change in USD price , but in Naira e don add 100k.. cos we elect Ahab put for seat

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@AN0WA

5 years

If you can even think about this ... please don't adopt a child

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@AN0WA

6 years

My aunt just gave birth after 25years of marriage

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@AN0WA

8 months

Do you know how insane it is, that this has been happening for years and the government just unlooks?.. you don't even need any more sign to let you know that they hate you .. yet you cap for them

YabaLeftOnline

@yabaleftonline

8 months

3 rescued alive as trailer falls on car on Ojuelegba Bridge.

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@AN0WA

6 months

Imagine listening to Buhari on purpose

NTA News

@NTANewsNow

6 months

EXCLUSIVE Former President, Muhammadu Buhari, First Since Leaving Office Speaks to @NTANewsNow . WATCH OUT!

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@AN0WA

4 months

Let him keep talking please, how else will we know he is truly foolish

Dékúnlé H Gbádégẹṣin

@deKunLe_Oyo

4 months

Cry today, cry tomorrow but Olúwọlé Ṣóyínká can't be muzzled, He'll speak & continue to be greater than your ancestors whilst at it.

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@AN0WA

8 months

Cos Lagos state government is someone like that

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@AN0WA

5 years

Cos na mumsy nai give una the gist

JJ 💎

@Jekeinism

5 years

why is the dad’s side of the family always possessed?

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@AN0WA

2 years

the number one hack na when you dey see shege

Chairman AW

@AffiSupaStar

2 years

I want to pray more. What are some 'hacks' that help you do this? Please share.

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@AN0WA

7 months

So Omojuwa ?🥹🥹

FEYISAYO❤️🫶🏿

@Feyisparkles

7 months

Seyi Tinubu’s baddies are about to enjoy

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@AN0WA

8 months

@ChefEneSoulfood @winniewesley Rizz plenty

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@AN0WA

4 years

Guy man @GEJonathan , you for pity us rig 2015 well na.

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27 days

That's why I love Urhobo men, two income household is two wives that have jobs

Olúwatósìn Olaseinde

@tosinolaseinde

27 days

A 2 income household is a win-win for the family. She should contribute something.

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@AN0WA

6 months

The fool forgot the ethnic group he was from .. house n*gga forgetting he is still a n*gga

Alubarika

@ngxgzg

6 months

Emefiele baffles me

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@AN0WA

1 month

Like Jaja said, let them reject it and use the one that govt provided for them

Lola Okunrin

@lollypeezle

1 month

That borehole is an eyesore. I understand he’s a private citizen and he used his money for it but he is also a politician who vied for the highest office, he should know better. That’s a youth corper borehole standard. I wished it wasn’t him. 🤦

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@AN0WA

6 months

If Bosun na governor of a state, you just know he will build an airport

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3 years

@AfamDeluxo @Everdiva1 This is what you took from her tweet ?

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@AN0WA

12 days

Can you see how a journalist or interviewer works? @seunokin .. he made a statement that was untrue and the interviewer brought out evidence to counter him... You would shut up and allow them use your show to push propaganda without any pushback. We know what you are

Adam Albilya - אדם אלביליה

@AdamAlbilya

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Hamas leader Osama Hamdan was asked by a Norwegian interviewer why they murdered civilians during the October 7th massacres. When Hamdan lied, saying they didn't kill civilians (of course), the Norwegian interviewer showed him videos of his own terrorists slaughtering Jews. To

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5 years

Broke yes, but debt free

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4 months

ToluOgunlessin also came to Abuja , stood at a vacant lot and said that was proof that GEJ did not build the Abuja to Kaduna rail line , less than 6 months after Buhari won,they commissioned the rail line .. these were the people GEJ was treating with kid gloves

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4 months

Northern governors denied that GEJ built almajiri schools in their states, only to shut down the schools few months after Buhari entered citing lack of funding .. brood of vipers

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@AN0WA

6 months

Life expectancy in Nigeria is about 56years I think..so not so unusual 😭

Olorogun

@Okkevwe

6 months

I'm going through midlife crisis at 27. You people won't understand.

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3 months

@NiyiOyinlola They are not eating camp food with you please

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6 years

Runs Girl go sleep with Senator, Collect shop for Wuse Market, 2 bedroom flat for Maitama and E350 2014 model.. but success is not sexually transmitted according to isreal 36 from Olodi-Apapa

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@AN0WA

1 year

The reason that babe was addressing an empty auditorium at the UN, is same reason there is now almost a direct pipeline from the Forbes 30under30 list to prison time..everyone is positioning Our generation is trying to give birth to a baby in 1 month by impregnating 9 women

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@AN0WA

2 years

A nothing state like Kogi, their governor wife dey drive Maybach for Abuja ..smh for this country

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20 days

If you're above 25, and you still don't understand why your parents pushed you to wards academics and good grades especially towards certain courses, you may be an idiot

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@AN0WA

1 year

I remember the Ghana vs Nigeria match at the national stadium last year, DSS get Intel say attack fit dey, so them cancel Buhari attending the games, yet them no announce am, them allow all of us sidan for stadium

Department of State Services (DSS)

@OfficialDSSNG

1 year

PRESS RELEASE DSS ALERTS OF PLANNED VIOLENT ACTION; WARNS AGAINST DESPERATION TO IGNITE VIOLENCE IN THE COUNTRY

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@AN0WA

4 months

Its a personal solution , who says I want to solve Nigeria's problems

Nimah A

@MsNemah

4 months

Also JAPA isn't the solution to every problem in Nigeria!!!!!!

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@AN0WA

1 month

What I can see here is so much disposable income

Shaney Boy

@Shane29008046

1 month

A Southwest flight attendant asked this plane full of folks to raise their hand if they was flying into Little Rock to watch the eclipse…. WTF is wrong with people??? Is this the most important thing they can find to do in life?

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@AN0WA

5 months

People wey donate drinks for EndSars still do PR for APC this year .. na who die nai lose

Edi💕

@_Mrsflintstone

5 months

I thought you people cancelled Naira Marley?? Lol, make sure you don’t die in vain sha, nobody cares

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18 days

Remember when some people wanted to kiil the Nigerian Police with Kindness during EndSars? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@AN0WA

6 months

Whenever you feel the humanity to pity them when Nigeria happens to them , remember this, she was dying and they laughed and taunted her

Chinelo

@nelo_x

2 years

I'm in the train . I have been shot please pray for me.

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@AN0WA

3 years

@the_zukks Dont mind insecure men.. you can. .. na kuku work trip

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1 year

The minute the Nigerian army released shots at the toll-gate , that was the end of the APC being able to come out to canvass for votes ..that was the end of the APC in saner climes, but na jungle be this so what gives.

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2 years

Tolu dey find soft landing since admin don dey end .. his name has been in the news too much of recent for it to be coincidence... I am begging you people to hold the grudge

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6 years

And now everyone is ordering bottles of water cos everywhere so dry

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6 years

Ebiye and Grace Ajilore walks into a bar.

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@AN0WA

3 years

A reminder that no one in the govt has sued People's Gazette for the news of Bashir's appointment.. not Bashir, not the FG, not even the DPR... Do with that info what you will

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6 months

@Ugonna_D Before .. just close work,.I'm hungry

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1 year

@TheAjibolaGrey @CO_Chiamaka Nor be Algeria unlock snow last year ?

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7 months

Ugochukwu Ugwoke, ISch

@FrUgochukwu

7 months

In the spirit of today's Solemnity of All Saints, quote this tweet with a picture of your favourite saint (s).

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@AN0WA

3 months

@jhenemama i don dey even reach the point wey i dey actively wish you bad

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@AN0WA

3 years

If I dey earn 400k, my twitter bio go be "this is the official twitter handle of Anowa, J.O.. all personal tweets will be signed -OJA "

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@AN0WA

9 months

Its so wild that, in your imagination, where you can be anything, you csn have anythingggg in the world... Yet you chose to have a mother and a wife that will slap each other

Onwa_Nnewi

@Kene_Nnewi

9 months

Throw your mother out because she slapped your uncultured wife? Twitter na very funny place. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@AN0WA

3 years

1 dollar is at 502 and no one is breaking bottles, na because no be the fisherman pikin dey there ?

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5 years

@Iam_april101 @winniewesley

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3 years

Sachet of rice guys

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@AN0WA

2 years

If to say labor laws dey and employees are protected, you for mention person boss to him tweet cos na your friend ?

Ozzy

@ozzyetomi

2 years

Don’t be fooled this isn’t a start up problem. Its a lack of labor laws, employee protection, lack of litigation problem.

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4 months

@alpontif We are a poor country

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@AN0WA

6 months

Seeing your boyfriend I'm Hadonnai's DMs is grounds to break up

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@AN0WA

4 months

They pour acid on the wall, it weakens the structure and breaking through that portion becomes easy

Rurouni Kenshin

@uthmanzi

4 months

Heard they kidnapped one of our former church members in Abj by breaking the wall of their house. That is insane. How have we gotten to the point where kidnappers can take their time to break down the walls of your house?

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@AN0WA

1 year

Seeing this 400k argument and I am reminded why two income families are where the ball is at 2 working class wives

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@AN0WA

1 year

@LivingInMy30sss You know the sacrifice in pulling out .. how will I sacrifice that and still share my alcohol budget with a kid.. o wrong nau

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@AN0WA

5 years

WHY DO I HAVE TO RENEW MY NATIONAL ID CARD? DID MY CITIZENSHIP EXPIRE.. Y'ALL ARE JUST THIEVES

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@AN0WA

6 months

We dey twitter dey argue the technology and the infrastructure , politicians dey use the money wey for solve the problem dey buy Lexus for chief of Staff 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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6 months

@K7BILA Makes the dream workkkk

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@AN0WA

10 months

getting married so you only pay half of the rent >>>>>>

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4 months

Northern governors denied that GEJ built almajiri schools in their states, only to shut down the schools few months after Buhari entered citing lack of funding .. brood of vipers

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@AN0WA

1 year

You are broke cos every small good thing you do, you buy yourself a reward... You don't need treats, you're not bingo

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25 days

There is nothing Onye nkuzi didn't say to prevent Nigerians from making the monumental mistake in 2015... Nothing he didn't say

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5 years

@260two @TheKayke I saw her on nairaland ,someone in Onitsha had her for sale at 140k..cheapest deal in the market for that model of samsung...it was love at first sight .

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@AN0WA

1 year

Y'all should vote for Labour Party and Peter Obi, abi una no dey miss Anon for this TL ?

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@AN0WA

9 months

Yet you guys keep laughing with the supporters of the people that did this to you. You're laughing with people that will burn down the only bakery you can get bread , just so their bread that they already have will be buttered. Keep it up .. politics shouldn't cost you friends

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@AN0WA

9 months

For context: A second passport costing you $100k would have been 16million naira in 2015, less than a decade later, same passport at $100k is going to cost you 92.3 million naira . Less than a decade

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2 years

@Uzrdinma If you can afford 15m for a used benz, you're not middle class

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@AN0WA

6 years

THE NIGERIAN AIRFORCE BOMBED AN IDP CAMP IN THIS COUNTRY AND NOBODY PAID FOR THAT .. NOBODY WAS FIRED ,NOBODY WAS CHARGED, NOBODY FACED A PANEL..NOTHING.. WE WENT BACK TO BED LIKE IT WAS CHICKENS THAT WERE MURDERED

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@AN0WA

2 years

I am fully in support of babes exposing accounts that send them unsolicited nudes .. it's harassment ... The senders are emboldened by the culture of silence If more babes exposed these idiots, the trend will reduce

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@AN0WA

3 months

Minister Bosun: Nigeria will lead the A.I kinikan Me in Nigeria : "Please which card can I use to pay for my ChatGPT+ subscription

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@AN0WA

7 months

When you give success to stupid people, it makes them more stupid, not wiser

Arsène ¦ Going back to Anambra

@0kike_

7 months

There's this Wenger quote Iyin proves correct, every other week

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3 months

@NiyiOyinlola Spend all that bar on educating your kids, to allow them d1e of possible diarrhea? Neverrrr

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@AN0WA

2 months

Naaa.. what you can do is go and buy the goods and sell it for cheaper , seeing as you'd be cheapest in the market, you will get all the customers and become insanely wealthy

Baby Boy🖤

@King_Blacq

2 months

If dollars drop to 600 and people don't reduce their prices, are we allowed to stone them as thieves that they are? (If statement o)

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@AN0WA

10 months

@IsaacLight_ and unfortunately na baddies be my spec....Goddddd

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@AN0WA

1 year

Omobola Johnson was pulling up Nigerian tech by its boot straps. But what did our tech bros that she was helping do ? they were angling for her job by supporting Ahab. What did they get for it? 8yrs of Pantami and Shittu

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@AN0WA

4 years

The Crackbaby has added another kill.. this time he brought it into the sitting room to wait for me ... What am I going to do with this assassin

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@AN0WA

4 months

@alpontif As I now live in my landlord's house, how I go do am?

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@AN0WA

7 months

@CleanThing_ @enizseun But it is , when the guy dey play games wey cut since, who give am wetin to use guide ?

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@AN0WA

6 months

@JB_Shares Clearly you haven't paid attention 😭

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@AN0WA

1 year

you no go like just collect my atm pin?

Pee-Jay

@MsPee_Jafta39

1 year

Jafta Ndzombane

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@AN0WA

2 months

Nxgga got to be minister and didn't add one single MW to the National grid... Full time idiot

Adetayo Adegbemle

@gbemle

2 months

This is evergreen sha.. Damn! There should be an award for this speech

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@AN0WA

1 year

Not buying state assembly form with LP this cycle is akin to missing Bitcoin at 5k

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@AN0WA

10 months

for $1m , i will listen to anything for 24 hours..i will listen to dogs barking, pigeons cooing, Buhari speeches, Bulaba talking, i will listen to the sounds of gunshots, i will even listen to Tolu Ogunlesi talking for that amount

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@the49thstreet

10 months

If you were paid a million dollars to listen to one Seyi Vibez song for 24 hours, what song would you choose?

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@AN0WA

6 years

Your girlfriend is going for NYSC? Just collect one for the road and break up guy... save yourself the heartache N.B: why you even dey date student sef??

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@AN0WA

9 months

For context: A second passport costing you $100k would have been 16million naira in 2015, less than a decade later, same passport at $100k is going to cost you 92.3 million naira . Less than a decade

Shadowthrone

@SenatorT__

9 months

$100k is 90 million naira dawg

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@AN0WA

7 months

Your father was a bastard , if I enter heaven and catch him there, I go comot him two teeth

Gumsu Sani Abacha.

@G_sparking

7 months

He is the best father ever. May Allah reward him with jannatul firdaws. I love you, Baba. ❤️

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@AN0WA

1 year

Thank you for running @PeterObi ,. I will cast my vote on Saturday without any caveats.. there was no small thing on the side to not consider, there was no baggage I had to overlook, there was nothing you did that I could be ashamed of .well done

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@AN0WA

2 years

If you nor get job, nobody fit report you to your oga... Unemployment winninggg

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@AN0WA

7 months

When I knew this country was cursed, was when I saw the group of people that stood against GEJ He gave farmers Adesina as minister, farmers turned against him He gave the Tech community Omobola Johnson as minister , they turned against him. Massively supposed Nollywood, Same

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@AN0WA

6 years

@GbemiOO @ZamirLX Go on Jiji..post an ad for an iPhone X for 103k or a ps4 used for 40k and post his number as the contact number ... shikena

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@AN0WA