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@504carsonst

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Ainโ€™t nobody trippin cause the money already made

Texas, USA
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@504carsonst
Brad Jordan
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A laptop + work ethic = ๐Ÿ’ฐ The formula
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Young men in their early 20โ€™s, no kids, making $55k+ are doing amazing Donโ€™t let the algorithm tell you otherwise
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Yโ€™all can travel 1hr and visit 4 different countries Iโ€™ll drive 9 hrs and still be in Texas We can go on vacation and never leave the country Foreigners have no clue how massive and diverse the United States actually is
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The most annoying thing about Americans to me is how little they know of the world outside their country. Most of them are not well traveled either
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Folks bullied a librarian and you wanna post your life on these apps They hate anything even remotely positive
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@ROCKSTAR2XXX @PoppedbyCherry Because, Thatโ€™s a fantasy for her too
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Jeezy needed a different crowd with him in that Tiny Desk studio. They wasnโ€™t outside in 2005.
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@DrianneBelleza Whatโ€™s her @ so I can block her
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@285Slim Losers can be right.
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โ€œYou got a good one broโ€ Man listen, get away from us before I get mad
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@285Slim Idk why this is the hill theyโ€™ve chosen to die on. 16 hrs a day of social media will do that I guess.
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@ThePoniExpress He fits great within the rams scheme Sometimes things just arenโ€™t a fit
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Ryan Air can get you anywhere in Europe in 45 minutes and the shit is cheap.
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@TVEMike You on dust
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@DaFogell Lmfaoooooooo
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@STEFisDOPE They dump everything into that bucket fam
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@LordNipppy
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Fellas would you wife an ex sex worker?
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@CoachCyp_NOLA Cam a real hand manager
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I know Draya did the griddy in the bathroom when found out her retirement plan actually worked
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Bro 6 months from getting that ass
@thelastnara
IJusBeTalkin ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ
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Gay dude been trying me for 15 years now , I kinda admire the persistence, still not gay tho
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Your girl save your life now she canโ€™t get wet during sex no more
@roadrunna_trae
Roadrunna Trae
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His girlfriend came and saved him๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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We donโ€™t live long enough to be stressing over none of this shit.
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@285Slim @ChefDomonique Relating and realizing something is true is two different things Crying about what women like isnโ€™t going to make them fuck you At the same time you can point shit out regardless
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โ€œHard to shop forโ€ = Damn, I never pay attention to your interests unless I benefit from them
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@STEFisDOPE Criticism from people doing absolutely nothing These folks champion you until you do something they donโ€™t like
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They donโ€™t even know how many times he won Trapper of the year
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@ChaseEnCashe Getting the same report back 4 times is crazy
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Canโ€™t wait to check this off of my bucket list
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@LeVeonBell Bro just wants to see Rbโ€™s have 2,700 yard seasons
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Dudes get caught up on trying to make a certain woman act right instead of just moving onโ€ฆ..itโ€™s billions of them
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You gotta be selfish now in order to be generous later The future you will appreciate how you prioritized yourself
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There should be an option to clear your algorithm on all apps
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New month New money New Blessings Same consistency April is the month of fresh starts 30 day run to set the tone for the rest of 2024 ๐Ÿ’ฐโšก๏ธ
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A side chickโ€™s purpose is to bring you and your girl closer together
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Getting married in your 20โ€™s isnโ€™t โ€œearlyโ€ The 30 & 40 yr olds donโ€™t have life figured out either and most peaked at 18. Fucking off a great situation because your bum ass friends are still lost is stupid.
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If I send you this just know I ainโ€™t apologizing for shit.
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Social media really tarnished a lot of entertainers image. That peak behind the curtain cooked them.
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@imsoshive_ Lmfaoooooooo
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โ€œYea bro she was bad, but something was wrong with that bitchโ€
@ByeFlawl3ss
Pajama Princess ๐ŸŽ€
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My new first date question: โ€œwould you let another man fck you for a billion dollars?โ€
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You never know when you need to get a MF up off of you
@MooreForAll
Tanner
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Like why as a free man do you need to bench 225?
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On this holy divine day, I hereby release all of the things that no longer serve my highest self ๐Ÿ”ฑ
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I wish i could experience pho for the first time again
@ShadTheGoddd
Shad๐Ÿ’ป
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First time trying pho
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New month New money New Blessings Same consistency February is the month to lock in and go to war with the old you. ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘‘
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Real ones never have to do goofy shit to have an advantage
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How she describes me in her group chat
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A man who dives into areas that normal humans cannot reach.
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Every time I spin @MoneyMan Purple Heart that MF gets better
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We still tucked in, lil bro Calling her phone 50 times ainโ€™t stopping nothing
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@ellobosalvaje Iโ€™m on my third life
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Life feels better when your money is up.
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If the Lions can make it to the superbowl, anything in this life can be yours broโ€ฆ.
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MLK shouldโ€™ve became a Surgeon and left niggas alone
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When I found out MLK used to cheat on his wife that's when I knew.....these niggas ain't shit. I had a dream my ass!! Why you fucking Keisha nigga?!!!!!!!
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Sometimes I just need a big booty womanโ€™s perspective at 3am twice a week. Stop being insecure
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I will never take you serious if you got a โ€œfemale best friendโ€ like that shit is so irritating ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ FOH
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Denying yourself temporary pleasures so the level up can be swift >>>>
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Find your wife early, fellas
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Mama Moagi
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Why donโ€™t you guys wanna be stepfathers ?
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The fantasy of the come up couple has them in a choke hold Once you cross the finish line just grab your type by the Gatorade table
@PhillyTheBoss
PhillyTheBoss.com
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The Desi Banks shit fine.. get u the bitch u want/need when u got money and motion. They donโ€™t have to hold u down.. and u get to pick what u want when u doin better..
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@Blitz_Burgh No, Pay Mason before FA and keep the pics for the OL
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New month New money New Blessings Same consistency March is the month you put your plans in motion and stop with the bs.๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘‘
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All that street shit dead Niggas better get a laptop
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Like a Moth to a flame
@TiffanyFong_
Tiffany Fong
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Canโ€™t believe I got to choose rich tonight with โฆ @allnick โฉ โ€ฆ Wow
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These folks will own billions in rental property and then push messages on why you should never own a home. Funny to ya boy. ๐Ÿ’ญ
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Itโ€™s some nasty shit about to happen in the economy and itโ€™s going to get crazy Signs are all around us but weโ€™ve become so accustomed to how things are we believe itโ€™ll always be like that
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7 kids? I know that MF like quicksand
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Niggas done bought up all the gas station pills. I had to hit 3 Exxons.
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I had to leave that dope alone Eating everything in sight and anything extra wasnโ€™t getting done I need to be at 100% for what Iโ€™m doing
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Smoking reefer makes it way too easy to say โ€œfuck itโ€ and I be having way too much shit to do. Itโ€™s a hobby I canโ€™t afford.
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Duolingo gotta fucking relax man ๐Ÿ˜’
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You can make over $200k as an HVAC contractor with just one van They still donโ€™t gafโ€ฆ.its the 35+ who see the value
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This is like asking for my SSN
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Denise Nicole
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Men whatโ€™s your favorite cologne??
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Never forget waking up to the buy/sell button being turned off
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Robinhood $HOOD just unveiled its credit card which gives 3% cash back on all categories, has no additional annual fee, and no foreign transaction fees
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They took dodgeball out of schoolsโ€ฆnow look
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Why do females think the man suppose to drive every where ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Pull ya skirt down
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Yes Im PATisDOPE
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Itโ€™s giving weird and obsessive now, I donโ€™t want to hear another diss please ..
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Prioritize money over health is hustling backwards This ainโ€™t the the 80โ€™s, we know better now
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Stephen Storey
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Sick of seeing black men get a bunch of success only to lose their health and vitality in the process We can be successful and be fit It doesnโ€™t have to be one or the other
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@freauxmama Lmfaoooooooo
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You ainโ€™t brainwashing yourself hard enough Thereโ€™s still doubt
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I cried 3 times listening to Futureโ€™s album today
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@payrollgio This MF donโ€™t miss
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๐Ÿ’ฐ>๐Ÿฑ
@IAmLilRico
Lil Rico โ‘จ
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Advice to men UNDER 25 from MEN over 25 ?
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Put some energy towards your exit plan this weekend
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48 Laws of Power gets a bad rap because 1. Bums thumb through the book and regurgitate it while having zero power themselves 2. People read it expecting to get the warm and fuzzies At a minimum itโ€™ll prep you against getting played
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48 laws of power is free on spotify premium. Listened to the opening credits and had to turn that shit off. Treating everybody in your life as an opp or a lick is so much more debilitating than just being a good person.
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People who are deep into politics gotta be depressed on some level. Shit is like a never ending Rod Wave album.
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Gas yourself up every chance you get and back it up with actions โšก๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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Stack paper and be aggressive about obtaining it Get around people who agree
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@ellobosalvaje
BROTHER LOBO ๐Ÿบโš”๏ธ
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I know people have been down on rap recently, and I agree with most of the takes But thereโ€™s no type of music that will enhance your ability to stack money more than rap music Iโ€™ve tried all the synthwaves, lofis, and classical music tracks in existence Nothing will improve
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She gave that man $4k and couldnโ€™t get wet for him no more Lmfaoooooooo
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"She got any friends like herโ€ ~ A dude whoโ€™s in love with your ol lady
@ByeFlawl3ss
Pajama Princess ๐ŸŽ€
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Askin a bitch โ€œdo ur man have friendsโ€ sound too close to โ€œI wanna fck himโ€
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All you need is a laptop and work ethic, my guy ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ’ฐ
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K Dot track feels like Iโ€™m walking through a haunted house
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Every other week these folks are sending an absurd number of billions to support some bullshit. Anything over $20 should be voted on by the people.
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๐Ÿ’Ž
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Pauley
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What do you think?
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Tired of the โ€œstrict bf tweetsโ€ Yโ€™all niggas ainโ€™t built like that She showed me the texts
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Thereโ€™s a difference between a laborer and skilled tradesmen One relies mainly on physical exertion One requires specific knowledge, skills, and abilities developed over time. The โ€œyouโ€™ll be in a wheelchair at 50โ€ crowd only focuses on Laborers who usually remain W2
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Put some energy towards your exit plan this weekend โšก๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ“š
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Have less opinions on things that donโ€™t concern you
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โ€œOur parentsโ€ is wild
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Alonzo Merriweather
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Weโ€™re living through what our parents experienced with biggie and pac and itโ€™s beautiful
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Dudes comparing themselves to entertainers and scammers Whole time theyโ€™re doing better than them
@dareal88keyz
THE NEW BLACKS SLAPPER๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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@504carsonst Got a mf working with me ain't even 30 making 36 an hour. I told him enjoy it.
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I was alive lol
@myMouth_myWord
almond joy
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Imagine a world with no social media
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๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Everybody wanna get big but donโ€™t nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weights
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Yung Joc doesnโ€™t gaf One trait I respect is that heโ€™s not too good for any job. Many rappers wouldnโ€™t drive Uber and perform at a Planet Fitness Some money > No money
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Took over that man trap
@hellondascale7
Sir ๐Ÿ— Ferguson
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Nah druskii dirty for this man lmao
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