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2 years

took me until my thirties to realize my preferred way to eat an apple is sliced up and served in a tiny bowl like I’m five

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if the words “a Negroni sbagliato with Prosecco in it” mean anything to you you may be entitled to compensation

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went to a queer Halloween party today in San Francisco where there were five Velmas dancing together and several of them made out and this IS the future liberals want

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why did nobody tell me we were apparently supposed to have spent the year filming short videos clips of everything we did for an end of year Instagram reel!!! all I’ve got are pictures like a geriatric millennial!!!!

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I HAVE THIS THING WHERE I GET OLDER BUT JUST NEVER WISER

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the brooklyn covid clapping but it's opening your window at 9 PM to hear your neighbors making mouth sounds to the tune of the white lotus theme

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Noodle the pug with no bones died 😞

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had some people over last night and a friend and I got talking about making potions as kids (mixing any liquids you could find in your parents’ bathroom) and both of our partners looked at us like we had six heads. were the rest of you out here really not making potions?

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I interviewed PinkyDoll ice cream so good mmmmmmmmmmmmm yes yes yes

How PinkyDoll Mesmerized the Internet With ‘Ice Cream So Good’

Her TikTok catchphrase has become a meme.

www.nytimes.com

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you’re also gay

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I profiled Corn Kid!

Corn Kid Is Doing Just Fine (Published 2022)

He went viral this summer for his love of corn. Now it’s back to business as usual: elementary school.

www.nytimes.com

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My first story is out today and it's an intense one about privacy, consent, public health, and why, MY GOD, people on the internet need to stop trying to play diagnostician.

A Stranger Filmed Her on the Train. TikTok Users Decided She Had Monkeypox. (Published 2022)

With little government guidance on a fast-spreading virus, a new form of social-media vigilantism has emerged.

www.nytimes.com

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staying with a friend from college for a few days and really struck as I sit listening to her on work meetings in the other room by what a gift it is to to get to watch your people grow and come into their own over many years

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My skirt is from Shein. My jewelry is normal. My story about the absolutely wild drama going down in Tuscaloosa at Bama Rush is out now!

Paranoia and Pastels at Bama Rush (Published 2022)

Fears about TikTok and rumors of a secret documentary swirl around sorority rush week at the University of Alabama.

www.nytimes.com

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I don’t want to know your top Taylor Swift songs I DO want to know your favorite bridges which will tell me everything I need to know about you

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look I respect why she did it but I need Joni Mitchell to put her music back on Spotify purely so I can listen to River on a loop while riding the subway home after precisely two martinis

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some personal news!! today was my first day at the times!

Madison Malone Kircher and Joe Bernstein Are Joining Style as Reporters | The New York Times Company

www.nytco.com

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brb omw to fill out this cute little settlement form so i can get seven bucks back from the fancy period underwear company it turns out was trying to poison me 🥰😇😊

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experiencing my first west coast album drop and did you know people over here just get to listen to a new album at 9 PM and then go to sleep at a reasonable hour????

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can’t believe I got waitlisted early decision from my dream school

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11 months

had precisely three drinks and you know what that means!!!! time to listen to a sad song on a loop the entire train ride home until I’m on the verge of tears even though objectively my life is good and things are pretty alright

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Are you a former theater kid who went on to a successful adult career in literally anything else? I wanna talk to you for a story. Slide into my DMs please.

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Shoutout to Lilly Simon AKA the woman on the train whose powerful and honest TikTok response reclaimed this whole narrative.

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and so it begins

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have decided the thing I will miss most on this website is crowdsourcing (skincare! gift ideas for picky friends! gynocologists!) so today please tell me your favorite main character songs! (my go-to is always "suddenly I see" preferably with an onion bagel in hand)

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a thing nobody tells you about being a theater kid is it’s like 90 percent bopping up and down stage left pretending to be excised about a mode of transportation (clanging trolley, the Wells Fargo Wagon, greased lightning, the boat you’re rocking and really should sit down in)

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i do not care about cheating in chess or fishing but IRISH DANCING GIMME THE MOVIE NOW

Irish dancing rocked by major allegations of competition fixing involving dance teachers and judges

THE prestigious global body that governs Irish dancing has been rocked by allegations of competition fixing and cheating.

www.independent.ie

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my mom is sending me pics while cleaning out the basement and she just reminded me that when I was like 10 all I wanted were those american girl interior design boxes (IYKYK) so I improvised and built my own out of shoeboxes

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New from me and Callie Holtermann: Young people online are suddenly obsessed with donating blood to the Red Cross. Why, you ask? The free T-Shirt.

Want This Snoopy T-Shirt? You’ll Have to Pay in Blood. (Published 2023)

The Red Cross teamed up with “Peanuts” for an April blood drive, and a T-shirt promoting the campaign has become an unexpectedly hot commodity online.

www.nytimes.com

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@Gabrielle_Korn Gonna throw a cocktail party and serve only those and gin martinis w/ a twist

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also please just know I did ask my editors at least twice if the headline could be The Internet Is for Corn

Corn Kid Is Doing Just Fine (Published 2022)

He went viral this summer for his love of corn. Now it’s back to business as usual: elementary school.

www.nytimes.com

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The truth is @nytimes is a blank page without @NYTimesGuild members. It's time they gave us a contract that reflects our worth. I pledge to walk out with more than 1,000 @NYTimesGuild members to demand a fair and complete contract.

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happy into the woods 2022 broadway cast recording day to all who celebrate

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Goncharov sighting IRL

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arthur bestie idk how to tell you this but that's not how headphones work

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Arthur is hosting his own podcast, beginning on October 20.

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I feel like we've reached the point in the Wes Anderson TikTok trend where I'm convinced none of these people have actually ever watched a Wes Anderson movie.

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2 years

Corn Kid's mom, Jessica, has seen the tweets and would kindly like everyone to knock it off!!!!!

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my hometown paper absolutely dragging me to hell

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What’s an insult you’ll never forget?

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New from me: I spoke to over 2 dozen TikTok creators who say their talent agency preyed on people of color and withheld profits to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars. It's an all too familiar scheme and a cautionary tale for the creator economy.

New Fame, Age-Old Exploitation (Published 2023)

These TikTok creators trusted their managers. Now, they just want their money.

www.nytimes.com

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2 years

Last week I drove 5 hours to Vermont to experience Christian Girl Autumn with @cmcoving , the titular Christian Girl herself!

‘Christian Girl Autumn’ Goes Back to Basic (Published 2022)

Caitlin Covington became a meme in 2019 for her love of fall. Three years later, she’s leaning into it harder than ever.

www.nytimes.com

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I know internet things can get stale and overplayed really fast but for a brief moment in October of 2021 the bones/no bones day drama was truly delight.

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@elamin88 The one extra minute it takes to pull out a cutting board and slice???? Priceless payoff

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2 years

once again desperately wish there was a way to just thumbs up an email that didn't require a whole other email response

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On the front page (!!) today with @sapna digging into what the Hollywood strikes mean for influencers. Spoiler: Standing with SAG is costing some of them tens of thousands and not every creator feels they owe loyalty to a union they’re not in.

Hollywood Strike Leaves Influencers Sidelined and Confused

Despite not being in the actors’ union, many content creators are passing up deals to promote films or TV shows because they don’t want to be barred from the guild or face online vitriol.

www.nytimes.com

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You might say Ticketmaster was, in fact, not ... ready for it

Ticketmaster Cancels Sale of Taylor Swift Tickets After Snags (Published 2022)

After a presale for the pop star’s Eras Tour ended in chaos earlier this week, the ticket broker canceled its plans to sell tickets to the general public on Friday.

www.nytimes.com

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1 year

Do you like your couch? I need a new couch. Please tell me about your couch. (Parameters: NYC apartment scale, preferably L shaped, doesn't have to be cheap but preferably not one million dollars, MUST be comfortable.)

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gonna start sending weekly text messages to friends to find out if they got engaged/married/moved/took a vacation/baked something good because the Instagram update wants to make sure I never see a post from a human I actually know ever again

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not to brag but I just filed my taxes and there is a chicken roasting in my oven and a really excellent bottle of wine sitting on counter and I’m about to have myself a perfect Friday night

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@CarolineMoss “allowed” might be a stretch, used them without asking more accurate

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Ticketmaster after giving out the Taylor Swift presale codes but not actually requiring the codes to access the queue

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a few years ago I interviewed a bunch of hollywood animal trainers and i'll never forget one of them stressing to me how he often had to remind directors that animals can't act, any emotion you're seeing (anger, fear, whatever) they are genuinely feeling

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if you listen carefully you can hear the sound of a thousand "are we still on for tonight or do you wanna cancel because of the rain i'm DEF still down but wanted to make sure you were lol" texts being sent

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my editor: can we hedge a little more here me: "seemingly ranch"

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1 year

In August, I broke the story that a secret documentary was being filmed during Bama Rush. The doc is finally out this week! I spoke with director Rachel Fleit and, most importantly, several PNMs about how the documentary impacted their rush experience.

‘It Wasn’t a Documentary About Bama Rush Whatsoever!’ (Gift Article)

A new documentary chronicles the TikTok-fueled phenomenon of sorority rush at the University of Alabama. Those who lived through it have thoughts.

www.nytimes.com

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Does anybody have eyes on her? #LOVEISBLINDreunion

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how did you entertain yourselves? how did you confirm that a new friend was indeed a big enough weirdo to be a new friend?

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The Rockefeller Center Christmas tree is coming from my hometown this year and my mom is the top correspondent on the tree beat

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I have boldly gone where NO journalist has gone before and launched a newsletter!!! Today, I'm talking about Twitter and a truly delightful song about a fish that has taken over TikTok. Subscribe here:

Farewell to Twitter’s ‘Stinking Badge’ (Gift Article)

And a moment of joy from TikTok

www.nytimes.com

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wishing truly a lifetime of misery and a perpetual UTI to the man who stood up on our fully boarded doors closed flight and said “uh I’m supposed to go to a different city” and demanded to get off the plane which meant we all had to get off the plane

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TikTok paid for over 30 content creators to fly to DC this week and lobby lawmakers. I spent yesterday roaming the Capitol with them!

TikTok Stars Go On a D.C. Field Trip (Published 2023)

On the bus, off the bus and all over Capitol Hill with creators turned temporary lobbyists. Wait, does anybody need a bathroom break?

www.nytimes.com

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Every year we name our Christmas tree after a sapphic icon so please clap for 2022’s entry Ms. Jojo Treewa

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It Happened to Me: I Bought a Hair Product From a TikTok and It Worked Even Better Than I Hoped

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have easily lost an hour this morning playing where's waldo with this perfect cover

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The city right now might be more brazenly itself than it has been in decades. Presenting our 18th annual list of reasons to love New York #RTLNY

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once again I am absolutely begging internet creators who are seeking fame and attention TO PUT A DAMN EMAIL SOMEWHERE IN THEIR BIOS

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@alexlaughs i make some version of this (whatever green thing and alium thing is in the fridge) once a week. it's good on toast but i've also been known to just eat it by the spoonful.

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got the lesbian breakup apocalypse in the paper of record so i think my work here is done

The Lesbian Perez Hilton of TikTok (Published 2022)

When relationship dramas heated up this summer, she saw an opportunity.

www.nytimes.com

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@4evrmalone

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The @nytimes is giving employees branded lunch boxes this week as a return-to-office perk. We want respect and a fair contract instead — so I’m working from home this week along with 1,300 of my @NYTimesGuild and @NYTGuildTech colleagues, with support from @wirecutterunion ✊✊

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🫡 to Christmas tree boyfriends everywhere today solemnly lugging trees back to their apartments while their partners walk alongside them silently making Instagram content

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so not the point but I feel like alligators should weigh more

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it is precisely put on a sweater, make a pot of coffee, and blast There She Goes (the original version by The La's not the Sixpence None the Richer cover) degrees outside in Brooklyn today

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can't wait to feel very smug about not using the AI portrait thingy when we eventually learn the full depth of the privacy risks while ALSO knowing I have already given away my personal information and image a zillion times on the internet over many many years 🙃

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I have never been as confident as the 8 year old girl who just sat down next to me in a cafe (her mom was in line for a brownie she said) said hello asked what I was doing and proceeded to grab my computer and send a slack to one of my colleagues

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My column this week: Being verified on Twitter could soon cost $8 a month. Or you could just get #RatVerified 🐀for free. Does that sentence mean nothing to you? Great, I got you covered.

On Twitter, Who Needs a Check Mark When You Can Have a Rat? (Published 2022)

Elon Musk wants Twitter users to pay to be verified. An artist offers a wry alternative.

www.nytimes.com

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just to be clear to the weirdos in my mentions and DMs … I’m gay as shit and this party was a delight

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somewhere a menstrual product social team is like .5 seconds away from doing a miss flo post and then this will all be over

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2 years

no offense I know we’re all running on fumes but that thunderstorm really could have tried a little harder

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1 year

I wrote about the olive oil entrepreneur drama going to down over on LinkedIn. Yes, you read that sentence right. w/ @annagraaacelee

This Week’s Tiniest Social Media Drama Is About Olive Oil (Published 2023)

An entrepreneur said a rival olive oil start-up ripped off his big idea.

www.nytimes.com

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2 years

Also I obviously went to the motherland.

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Recently learned my best friend enjoys eating handfuls of raw spinach as a snack so I will now be holding an open call for a new best friend who is not a psycho

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@baburoset Okay hear me out wear one over the other

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I went with Caitlin on this trip and you can read alllllll about it here:

‘Christian Girl Autumn’ Goes Back to Basic (Published 2022)

Caitlin Covington became a meme in 2019 for her love of fall. Three years later, she’s leaning into it harder than ever.

www.nytimes.com

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‘Christian Girl Autumn’ influencer Caitlin Covington will be taking her annual fall photos next week in Vermont. 🍂

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This week's column: I talked to Swifties about the great war with Ticketmaster over tickets for Taylor Swift's Eras tour.

Want Taylor Swift Tickets? You’re on Your Own, Kid. (Published 2022)

Heartbreak and technical difficulties abounded as fans clamored to buy tickets for the pop star’s first tour since 2018.

www.nytimes.com

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simply no excuse not to vote when the sticker selfie lighting is this good

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never feel dumber than when my phone dings and I get excited somebody texted me then remember I literally just requested a 2FA code

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Tried explaining lanternflies to some non-new Yorkers today and they just looked at me completely confused and horrified. “No no you are supposed to squish them!!! It is imperative that you slaughter them on sight!”

Rachel Figueroa 🐝🐝🐝🌻🌻🍄

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THEY’RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE

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it’s been literal years since I deleted this tweet and yet I am doomed to be haunted by it for all time

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happy national coming out day to those who are out of the closet, those who aren't able to come out, and those of us who didn't really mean to come out but started kissing our best friend when Take Me or Leave Me came on at a pregame for a Rocky Horror party and that was that!!!

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Jane Lynch

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I love women. I AM a woman. Our voices are higher than men’s voices. Women's voices can get into the annoying area if it gets too high. If you’re doing a podcast, consider lowering your pitch a tad. If you think I’m being sexist about this then I don’t know what to do with you.

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i'm be covering my beloved internet culture beat for @NYTStyles so please get at me if you ever see something online that makes you go hmmmmmmm what's with THAT????

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and vice versa, it's so nice to have people who have known and loved you through many seasons. apologies for the sappy tweet, but turns out the (ongoing) pandemic has really fucked with my emotional state!! somebody should really look into that!!!

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Goodnight stars, goodnight air, good night stack of books I won’t read because I’m gonna watch tiktoks for the next three hours

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lol tbt to the time in 2015 my roommates threw me a little party when I got my blue Twitter check

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@haasch_palmer 2003 the cheetah girls premiere at 8/7 central!!!!!!!

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love that Kathy Hochul saw Funny Girl and then (checks notes) woke up and lifted the subway mask mandate

Standing O’s and Subtext at Lea Michele’s Funny Girl

The crowd seemed to exist on separate, colliding tectonic plates, one-half wanting to see redemption and the other tilting toward comeuppance.

www.vulture.com

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we were going to be salt and pepper but we decided we wanted to be something scary so we went with … an impending recession

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truly nothing funnier than the “WET FLOOR” signs next to the Laguardia water feature. A million dollars on a glorified shower and you still couldn’t figure out how to keep the floor dry??

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turns out getting a new job mostly means putting my morning diet coke in a coffee mug for a few months so i seem normal on zoom

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For years, a TMZ employee named Kristi Cook led a double life as the YouTuber @spillseshYT . Today, she's revealing her identity. We talked about secrets and money in a candid convo that offers a rare behind the curtain glimpse at YouTube's drama economy.

A YouTube Gossip Spills a Secret of Her Own

For years, people have wondered who’s behind the popular Spill Sesh channel. On Friday, the person behind the account unmasked herself.

www.nytimes.com

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$400 million dollars in stock buybacks but the company wont agree to a $65k salary floor for my @NYTimesGuild colleagues!!!! the math's not mathin'!!!

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