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Simon Warren

1 year

THE 100 GREATEST CYCLING CLIMBS OF SPAIN. In the 12 years I’ve been making these guides I’ve never been more excited to release a book and it will be here just in time for your early season training camps! Pre-order.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

3 years

Kids refused to come out and we gave up trying to drag them so took the WiFi for a walk instead.

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Image of the Tour.

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This overtake. Straight out of Moto GP. Insane.

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6 years

UK cyclists wasted an average of 0 hours in rush-hour traffic last year, costing each cyclist £0, a study suggests.

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2 years

Anyone?

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2 years

I'm ready for life in the new GrHate Britain. Are you?

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2 years

The Snake Pass is closed to traffic, will be for ages. Went over to Glossop and back this morning. Bloody awesome. It now belongs to cyclists. Get out there before it opens again.

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3 years

Right, off to smash some KOM’s, Danish style.

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2 years

Moto pulling alongside Roglic.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

6 years

Police release image of man wanted in connection of theft of Geraint Thomas Tour de France trophy.

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2 months

Team time trial day @ParisNice

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Simon Warren

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2 months

Side on is the worst.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

5 months

Everyone we love goes away In the end. 😭

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Simon Warren

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6 years

Brailsford explaining the moment he found Egan Bernal floating in a basket in a Columbian river. "He was so small, I held him in my hands and just knew he'd be a climber"

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6 years

This was maybe the best experience I have ever had on a bike, INDURAIN, pacing me up the last 3km of the Passo Giau. He pointed out every hole. It was absolute magic.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

1 year

CAV = GOAT. No debate.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

3 years

So, leaving Race A early to prepare for Race B? Anyone?

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

4 years

Scenes in Hackney!

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

5 years

Dear Belgium, why did this ticket, purchased 10 mins before the train left, on a fast line between two cities not cost me £200? From an English person.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

4 years

It’s official, the English are the thickest breed indeed the planet.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

1 month

Are you all tucked up kids? Then I shall begin. ‘‘Twas the night before Flanders, and all through the house…”

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

1 year

Ride of the year right here. 👇👇👇

James Dart

@James_Dart

1 year

2022, year of Tom Pidcock

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Simon Warren

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2 years

A simple license plate would have prevented this. When will the government listen!

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Simon Warren

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2 years

Real world tests have so far proved inconclusive, felt maybe like 1W improvement. I have some wind tunnel time booked next week to get proper results. #aero

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

1 year

Cyclists never used to be this moody. It used to be fun!

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

3 years

Um, well, at the weekend I sort of went a bit viral with a Tweet and now it’s escalated to breakfast. Thanks ⁦ @TVNaga01 ⁩ 👍👍

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

3 years

One of the best shots from yesterday's cross world champs.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

2 years

And then, this guy come up and says, “Cycling is in much better shape now, the new generation are all clean”

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

6 months

£100 says the white circle team came on a different day to the yellow square team. Just fix it.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

6 years

Can honestly say I’ve never seen scenes like it at a bike race. @letouryorkshire #cowandcalf

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

7 months

Bikes used to be beautiful.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

2 years

SCENES in Westminster this morning.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

1 year

Double yellow. On a corner. Blocking pavement. The entitlement of the @Wankpanzer driver. What a hunk of shit.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

7 months

Hot on the heels of @MarkCavendish announcing his comback the route for next year's @LeTour has dropped!

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

1 year

DON’T BUY THE SUN.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

2 years

Don't try this at home kids.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

3 years

That's the #festive500 route planning finished.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

4 years

Ohhhh. Someone isn’t happy. #bloodycyclists

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

2 years

Spain done. Now to finish the book and find someone to publish it. Over 5 years I have ridden some of the toughest, craziest, most amazing roads on this planet and you need to read about all 100 of them. Thanks for following.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

2 years

GANNA. The ultimate specimen. The greatest pursuit ever. That negative split. That final km!! They should get this event into the Olympics.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

4 years

Sorted it. #airforceone

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

6 years

To the riders on @strava NEVER, EVER THREATEN MY KOMS AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. I AM GETTING OLDER AND SLOWER SO I WILL NOT STAND FOR YOUR YOUTHFUL DISRESPECT. BE CAUTIOUS!

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

2 years

Be great if the same people shutting an empty Snake Pass to protect cyclists were so worried about their safety when it was open.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

2 years

OK, so IF I fit disc brakes to my bike I can do this? Right?

Eurosport

@eurosport

2 years

"It's beautiful to watch a confident descender... but it still leaves you with your heart in your mouth!" 😳 Simply 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 (or terrifying) from Tom Pidcock 🤩 #TDF2022 | @discoveryplusUK

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

4 months

This will NEVER get old. One of the great wins of all time. Magic.

O País Do Ciclismo

@opaisdociclismo

4 months

E o dia que @IStannard venceu 3 atletas da @soudalquickstep na @OmloopHNB ? Foi em 2015.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

4 years

Two grand Tours on at the same time. Hopes and Prayers to all those who work at home and need to stay productive during these unprecedented times.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

4 years

The people who stand up as soon as a plane lands in a rush to get off are the same people who panic buy toilet paper aren’t they.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

1 year

Good reason to share again one of THE great cycling photos. Anyone asking who wore Denin lycra the best. Here is your answer. Pantani. Alpe d'Huez.

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1 year

This will ruin your evening.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

4 years

Rider wins gravel race on rim brakes. RIM BREAKS. 😂😂

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Simon Warren

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2 years

Headset on frame Coppi rode at Herne Hill. Only time he raced in England. A thing of pure beauty.

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Simon Warren

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2 years

Went deep.

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Simon Warren

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1 year

The haters can hate but I love ⁦ @Strava ⁩ and all the motivation it gives me to ride and explore.

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Simon Warren

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6 years

Speechless. Nivolet.

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Simon Warren

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4 years

The winner of the #GirodeItalia2020 once sat on my sofa, babysitting for my daughter. That sofa is now part of cycling legend. UNREAL.

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Simon Warren

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3 years

Love this from Anna Kiesenhofer "Now I‘m old, I’m 30, and I started to realise that all those people who say they know, they actually don’t know. Many of them don’t know, and especially those who say that they know, don’t know, because those who do know say that they don’t know.

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Simon Warren

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2 years

Anyone still hoping Cav will start?

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

3 years

I'm not picking sides or favourites but Adam Blyth's mix of real life knowledge, acumen and that pure 'kid on Xmas eve' excitement is the best thing to hit TV commentary since forever. Get him more gigs.

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Simon Warren

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5 years

"Hunt for cyclist who headbutted pedestrian to ground" STOP IT. JUST STOP IT. @BBCNews It is. "Hunt for 'MAN' who headbutted pedestrian to ground" STOP STOP labeling people by their mode of transport to get clicks. AARRGGHHH.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

4 years

Well that's it, the Tour's over. Now we only have The Giro, Vuelta, World Champs, Flanders, Leige and Paris Roubaix to look forward to...

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

2 years

No better way to start the day.

No Context Brits

@NoContextBrits

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Simon Warren

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5 years

This is actually a full size can of Coke in Conor's hand.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

4 years

10 years old today, and it’s been an amazing ten years of adventure and experiences. Happy birthday little book of hills.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

1 year

A road built for the Panda 4x4 now full of vanity tanks.

Mario Burkhardt

@MoBurkhardt

1 year

Autofahrende 🤦

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Simon Warren

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5 months

I stole this.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

6 months

A dark day for hill climbing. First champs to be won n on discs.

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Simon Warren

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4 years

Say "Get Brexit done" ONE. MORE. TIME.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

4 years

Mr Campagnolo turning in his grave. “Guys! Quick release! The key is in the name, I invented it so you don’t have to carry an electric drill.”

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4 years

Discs 😏

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Simon Warren

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5 years

We were sitting on a steady 250 watts up the Giau when this old guy rolls past us. Without a motor. Age? Just a number.

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Simon Warren

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2 years

Cycling fact. The last kilometre of the Galibier is 10 kilometres long.

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Simon Warren

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4 years

Please can we have lockdown back. Endcliffe park is a total disgrace this morning. Utter scum

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

4 months

In Europe they have under bike lane heating.

Peter Norton

@PeterNorton12

4 months

Priorities. Copenhagen, Jan. 4, 2024. photo: Brian Eugen Nielsen

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Simon Warren

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2 years

Anyway. Get off Twitter everyone and get yourself out to Snake Pass under perfect blue skies. That’s an order.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

6 years

Further study of the controversial @strava heat map has unearthed this giant hidden art work, which appears to be some sort of cry for help. #strava #StravaGate #helpus

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Simon Warren

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1 year

Pop out for a ride to get ride of hangover and bump into a Giro winner. Great to see you @taogeoghegan

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

2 years

Spanish road surface appreciation tweet.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

11 months

Today @JumboVismaRoad are using the climbing WVA.

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Simon Warren

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5 months

Happy Christmas, but not if you use disc brakes. 😂

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

5 months

Happy Christmas everyone, and just one thing. Before you go posting that you've already completed the festive 500 by lunch on Xmas eve, spare a thought for those who are sick, have family commitments, or god forbid BOTH so won't be riding at all and just keep it to yourself 👍.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

2 years

Harder than the Fred. Harder than a Marmotte. 100mile TT on road bike. 4.14.53. Mentally and physically crushing.

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Simon Warren

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3 years

Yesterday. Wales. Closest I have come to walking for a very long time. This was INSANE.

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Simon Warren

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1 year

I’d like to introduce you all to my new bike. After Tuesday’s test run I instantaneously fell in love with it and cashed in the kid’s college fund. The subtle modulation of the brakes, the 0.8 watt saving at 45kph it offers thanks to the hidden cables. It’s a dream.

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Simon Warren

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3 years

17.45. I’ve almost finished the last beer at my parents and Dad has already fallen asleep. Turning 48 with one hell of a party.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

3 years

Just, you know, measuring how steep a road is using two bits of wood and a spirit level with a two time national champ. We are not nerds.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

1 year

You can't do this.

Domestique

@Domestique___

1 year

The future #Milanosanremo winner 🔥 🇬🇧 Pidcock will fly down the Poggio 🥵

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Simon Warren

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2 years

Me, on Bwlch y Groes on the hottest day of the year, with my reputation.

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Simon Warren

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6 months

VERY HAPPY. 2nd over 50 in the National,

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

3 years

👇👇❤️❤️

Tour of Britain

@TourofBritain

3 years

The real race we're here for! Nicely done, @PascalEenkhoorn 🙌 📺 Watch stage seven live on ITV4 #TourOfBritain 🔵⚪🔵

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

3 years

YES YES YE SYEYES YES YE SYEYES YES YE SYEYES YES YE SYEYES YES YE SYEYES YES YE SYEYES YES YE SYEYES YES YE SYEYES YES YE SYEYES YES YE SYEYES YES YE SYEYES YES YE SYEYES YES YE SYEYES YES YE SYEYES YES YE SYEYES YES YE SYEYES YES YE SYE

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

4 years

The unlikely partnership of a lad from Rotherham and the Columbian star who share no language is just about the best thing I’ve seen in sport for a long time.

Nicolás Borrás C.

@BorrasNicolas

4 years

Salvar un día como este es una victoria para el equipo. 👏

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

1 year

Tom Pidcock is the most exciting bike rider on the planet.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

5 years

Utterly glorious.

Beefeater Bend🎶🍻

@tdfbeefeaters

5 years

The only Links Rechts video you’ll ever need. Beefeaters, Bananaman, kids forced to where our hats whether they like it or not......oh and a T’Rex on his way to the shops 🤣. Peak Beefeater Bend! #TDF #TDF2019

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

3 years

Leaving a Grand Tour early because it was just part of your training plan is akin to turning up to a party with 4 cans of Fosters and taking 3 home. Ie. Bang out of order.

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Simon Warren

@100Climbs

1 year

NEW SENSATION. Introducing the ‘Gravel Bike’ by Muddy Fox. 1988.