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@0xtuba

3 years

when the crypto fund managers come back from miami

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you're not ugly, you're just poor

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2 years

earn up to $0 worth of crypto, on Coinbase

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only in crypto do you find 20 year old multi-millionaires who are burnt out and depressed af

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ok im packing up and moving

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3AC is one of the largest funds in crypto. At peak, it had over 5 billion dollars of assets and owned hundreds of thousands of ETH. As of today, it appears insolvent, and it's taking the whole crypto market with it. The 3AC Thread: 👇🧵

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Yea he’s gonna run it back for sure

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top 5 most epic days in crypto

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when the web3 vc's come back from ethdenver

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3 years

who remembers when eth was 4k and everyone was jerking themselves off about 15-25k price predictions

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2 years

ftx has 12 engineers. your defi protocol does not need 20.

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2 years

mfs be hitting the RT button before realizing there is no thread lmao

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3 years

when the nft collectors come back from nyc

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2 months

hat stays on.

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gm to all fellow wage cucks

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3 years

Retail is in

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2 years

enjoy the struggle, anon. its the most fun part of the journey

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@0xtuba

2 years

near protocol's whiteboard series on youtube is actually one of the best educational material on blockchain consensus in practice

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@0xtuba

2 years

sifu: "ah shit here we go again"

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@0xtuba

3 years

My girlfriend told me I can invest her money into crypto. Little does she know I’ve been siphoning her fiat bank money into shitcoins for over a year. Wait til she finds out that I turned $50k into $10k. Bullish on our relationship.

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1 year

Unfortunately, your “risk model” did not account for the fact that our industry is run by clowns

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7 months

dress like Caroline Ellison for only $6000

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2 years

Spending 10k in real life: “omfg, I’m poor af now” Spending 10k USDC: “I’d do it again on a 50/50 coin flip”

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@0xtuba

1 year

if a "dex" is asking me for email, phone number, and country of residence before i start using it, it's not a dex

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1 year

Mainnet has arrived on @solana !

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@0xtuba

3 years

being taught to save a portion of your salary and compound it at 5% a year over 20 years to become a millionaire is a mass global psyop

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2 years

just got off the phone with @zhusu it’s even worse than you could’ve imagined

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men literally keep rewatching clips from the big short over and over again

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hacker immediately put the stables into curve to prevent USDC and USDT from blacklisting very smart

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@0xtuba

2 years

thousands of people learned about investing and finance this way

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"first we spread eth fud and pump avax, then we do the counter rotation"

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2 years

the happiest you’ll ever be is sitting at your computer at midnight being 100% engrossed & present in going down some crazy rabbit hole

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@0xtuba

2 years

once you’ve made some money flipping jpegs or meme coins you realize how big of a scam the rest of the world is

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3 years

defi is definitely not fucked by the US regs even if the regulators somehow manage to make the uniswap and compound protocol unusable there are hundreds of faceless supercoders who can rebuild and redeploy them the genie is out of the bottle; the technology is too powerful

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remember frog nation?

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what do you call this mental illness?

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there are multiple people who earn 6 figs *a month* ($100k-200k) from working in @iearnfinance

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2 months

we're at the point in the cycle where people say "if i play this cycle correctly i might be able to get to 9 figs" with a straight face

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@0xtuba

10 months

Sam Bankman-Fried about to make it all back in one trade

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2 years

wintermute's address had 7 leading 0's according to @k06a 's estimation, can brute for this in 50 days using 1000 GPUs the attacker was definitely a pro

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2 months

coinbase rank climbed from 430 to 150 in 4 days #1 will come sooner than you expect

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2 years

every crypto VC should hire an anon as part of their diversity quota

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2 years

has anyone done a "play-to-earn" project where the "work" is something productive in society?

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3 years

went on a date tn and got carried away talking about defi again

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2 years

hes actually doing it lol

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2 years

Crypto Bear Market progress Month 1 / 36 ▓░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 2%

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2 years

man sold the top and bought the bottom

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@0xtuba

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the most iconic ui patterns in defi

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wow we scaled ethereum 👍😆🚀

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3 years

defi ppl be naming products like "steCRV-ePyvcrvSTETH"

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2 years

max pain isn't not making it, but having all the money you ever wanted and yet feeling disassociated to everyone around you

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3 years

this is how we win

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@0xtuba

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avax is bsc for the english speaking world

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@0xtuba

2 years

so who's going to fork tornado cash? it will take a while to be on any government list, we call this reg arb

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2 years

dd/mm/y is a strictly better date format than mm/dd/y most people know what month it is, why put that information first?

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3 years

my dad sent me this

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coinbase stock is almost at the pre-ipo series E valuation, which was done at the depths of the bear market in Q4 2018

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@0xtuba

2 years

imagine drinking milk in your coffee what are you, a baby?

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i would say that these are the Five Horsemen of DeFi don't think any other protocol comes close yet

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3 years

ETH at 2k? Noooo I’m only up 10x in a year

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what does @SizeChad actually... do?

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don’t lean in, anon

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We are the middle children of history Born too late to explore earth Born too early to explore the galaxy But born just in time to govern the protocols

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@0xtuba

2 years

decentralized stablecoins backed by decentralized stablecoins backed by USDC

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the four horsemen

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@0xtuba

2 years

voting for the latest uniswap proposal is live! check out the current state of voting

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10 months

How many crypto VCs are actually in the trenches buying microcaps, using telegram sniper bots, and betting on hamsters on-chain? This is the real on-chain activity, not music nfts

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2 years

Goodbye

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New projects should airdrop their tokens to people who have held their UNI, ENS, etc. airdrops. Creates an incentive for people to hold their airdrops in expectation of future rewards from other projects This is how we win together 🤝

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many such cases

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ok someone has to say it whether or not you like Dani or his coins or frog nation, he is an undeniably successful builder and possesses many traits that other founders should try to learn from. eg charisma and work ethic

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2 years

BAYCs did more for crypto adoption than your favourite L2

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bitcoin and ethereum are at all time highs everyone is talking about nfts we have achieved mainstream adoption you are no longer “the” crypto guy, just “a” crypto guy this is all you ever wanted, right anon?

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su zhu comeback arc will be epic

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crypto frontends should only prompt wallet actions (connect, sign) only when there is an action required. reading from a website should not require any wallet interaction at all

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number of snx monthly active users < number of homes kain has

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this is what tradfi is scared of

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introducing friends to crypto = perpetually apologizing that ethereum is so expensive to use

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VCs literally dming teenagers on CT to ask if their investments are safe lmfao

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today on crypto twitter: - su zhu and kain argue about maximalism and buying properties - flashbots/researchers and avax team argue about MEV - kenny griffin outbids a DAO for the American constitution

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crypto twitter simply hits different these days

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3 years

the real red pill is the realization that most things in the world are basically scams the solution is to exploit the fastest growing ponzis

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2 years

for every coin that you are pumping and dumping, there are real humans working on the project as their life's work

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tfw when bayc dm'd you in May 2021 but you didnt mint a single one

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it is so crazy to me that so many solana projects are closed source...

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dont fade @stablekwon

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remember yield farming?

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he's gone, anon he's not coming back

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coinbase going down is one of the best bull market signals out there it happens every time

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You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth.

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what are the implications for our industry if celcius defaults

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in reality, most defi protocols are/were nothing more than shitcoin farms with almost zero real demand many still live in denial about this fact

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2 years

welcome to uncommon core, where we explore the big ideas in crypto from first principles

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uniswap labs raised at $1.6b val, which is lower than both aptos and sui — layer 1 chains that have not launched

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polychain will probably be the top performing fund this cycle they lead the seed/series a of many of the $ billion+ launches celestia eigenlayer manta altlayer tao etc..

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ATTENTION TO ALL CRYPTO TWITTER POSTERS YOU DO NOT NEED TO SAY GM/GN/GMI/NGMI/WAGMI IN EVERY TWEET DOING SO IS ABSOLUTE CRINGE

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the yearn squad immediately went to help the rari guys in the most dire of times, no "fuck the competition" attitude might long some more yfi tbvh

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