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This is my journey from broke student to billionaire fool, one shitpost at a time. @EmptyHoldings

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3 years
A lot of people here want to ‘make it’, but why? If you’re just doing it for the money, I believe you’re going to feel empty once and if you make it. My goal and number one reason to ‘make it’ is to retire my parents. Second reason is to open my own business. What’s your why?
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@100trillionUSD Using ‘never’ is quite arrogant.
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@BarrySilbert Maybe that ‘big week’ tweet was even worst idea
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@AltcoinPepe bruh where do you live? I'll make sure never to visit your country and neighbouring ones either
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3 years
Just saying... $FET / $BTC
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You know what makes me so bullish $PENDLE? It covers so many narratives: - Arb season - ETH beta - LST - LRT - LSD - RWA - Yield trading - TradFi - onboarding institutions - Almost on ever major chain (rumours it’s coming so Solana soon)
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New year, new opportunities. Here are some of the things that intern is personally excited for in 2024 🎆
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@RookieXBT I can’t believe that… $100,000 is my target for this cycle
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“Is $5M enough to retire?” is such a bad take. I don’t have much money but I get to wake up every day without a boss telling me what to do 5 days a week 8 hours a day. To me thats freedom. Retirement should be an age thing, not a $ amount.
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Most of you thinking $5 million is not enough to retire on, have never invested in real estate, thinking you are just going to spend it down to $0, that’s dumb af Put them all in income properties. It’s fucking enough
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2 years
@zhusu Send it Zhu. But if it stocks pump and crypto dumps, I want a refund from 3AC.
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@AltcoinPsycho Even Dutch cuisine is better at this point 😅
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@BarrySilbert Big week, smol stadium
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2 years
@danielesesta Let’s try to make them money legos a bit more user friendly amico mio
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@Pentosh1 I miss the old logo
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Bought $MOG.
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on this 21st day of mogust, we simply $mog harder than before
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I’m lowkey upset $GMX is gonna receive largest share of Arbitrum's $40 million grant when $HMX has a far superior UI, UX, and offers more instruments to trade.
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@100trillionUSD That feeling when you’re invested both in Bitcoin and Tesla
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@YourAnonNews How do we know we can trust this account to be the official one?
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Just deposited some funds on KuCoin and bought $MAN @MatrixAINetwork . Invalidation is very close and when the AI narrative comes back I expect this to pull a 10x easy.
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@edwardmorra_btc You got drained?
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3 years
@TheCryptoCasper @RookieXBT Exactly man. It’s hard to see all these account flipping jpegs for millions while you’re here struggling. The key is not comparing yourself to other imo
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3 years
@HsakaTrades Kids we have a lesson to learn here. If the wolf can’t catch them all, neither can you.
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You know what’s crazy about @pendle_fi ? Now it pumped because of the LRT narrative + Eigen points speculation. Once that narrative is over and Arb season starts, guess what’s beta to Arbi? Once that narrative is over and RWA season starts, guess what’s benefitting from it.
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I’ve had couple frens ask how to buy $BONK. How to buy $BONK guide: 1. Get @phantom wallet extension 2a. Deposit $USDC from Coinbase (using Solana network) 2b. Bridge $USDC to Solana using @deBridgeFinance or @MayanFinance 3. Go to @JupiterExchange and swap $USDC for $BONK
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This is the last time i will ever proactively tell you that $BONK has one of the best meme coin play potentials of 2024 For two main reasons: ‘The’ solana meme coin $39m mcap
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During 2022 my main spot portfolio went from $15k to $5k. Instead of thinking “I should have…” the only thing that mattered was the present moment and what to do from now on. I rotated into $SOL, $PENDLE, $EMP, and $WINR. Today I’m back at $15k and ready for the bull.
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2 years
@ColdBloodShill You are here
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Almost 5 months later and $PENDLE went from $1.2 to $7. @pendle_fi plugs into every narrative. Any yield-bearing asset, Pendle is there. Looking forward to: - More pools - ETH season - Pendle v3 - Launch on Solana - @imkenchia showing Larry how to use Pendle.
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You know what makes me so bullish $PENDLE? It covers so many narratives: - Arb season - ETH beta - LST - LRT - LSD - RWA - Yield trading - TradFi - onboarding institutions - Almost on ever major chain (rumours it’s coming so Solana soon)
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@CryptoHayes why would EUR < 0.90 make the Fed print money? I think it would make the ECB raise rates and qt instead.
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1 year
With 4 years of delay because crypto got in the way, I can finally say I graduated 🥳
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@WClementeIII We all know what happened last time you posted this. Hopefully this time is different lol
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@HsakaTrades For traders, by traders? Have some ptsd with that
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@ThinkingUSD Just talked to Flood. He said he talked to vitalik and he said BTC $100k and ETH $4k (by the end of October)
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@Route2FI $PENDLE: DeFi bluechip. Yield + LSD + RWA. Strong team. TVL uponly. $WINR: L3 on Arbitrum, rev share, decentralized gambling $EMP: telegram bots will onboard retail investors. EMP offers the tools to build those bots. $AURY: best looking Web3 game. Solana beta
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@WClementeIII Long or short is the question lol
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@WClementeIII Same man. I’ve always learned better watching a YouTube video rather than attending a class. Unless you want to become a doctor or engineer, I believe universities are losing a lot of their bargaining power
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@ColdBloodShill Pretty much saying Luna needs to dump to have UST peg to $1 again
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@takeshi__47 @AndreCronjeTech I’m gonna airdrop the soap
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@zachxbt @defi_mochi Honestly I don’t see what’s wrong with shilling when you’re being paid, it’s a business model after all. What angers me is the fact that’s undisclosed. If you get paid to shill something on your feed just say it, there’s no shame in it.
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@ThinkingUSD The majority of traders shouldn’t trade.
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"How do you find edge in crypto?"
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@TraderKoz Damn thanks for remind me bro
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@RookieXBT Switzerland my guy
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@CryptoDonAlt Not sure it’s embarrassment. I perceive it more as badass.
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How did pendle know before everyone else? Or maybe Binance decided to list TAO only after seeing @pendle_fi listing it, considering legitimate enough. We call this PoP: Proof of Pendle. P.s. keep a close eye on those YTs 👀
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"Can you set up a yield market for a Decentralised AI Network LST for me?" "Sure, Pendle. Here's the LST for @Bittensor_ by @TensorplexLabs , stTAO. stTAO currently offers 14.8% APY natively and users can now secure better returns on your platform
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@Route2FI Also all this “GCR ft sniper bot” talk is funny because I’m 99% sure he’s out there enjoying the weather and an intern did all that for him.
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Gm $MAN
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Just deposited some funds on KuCoin and bought $MAN @MatrixAINetwork . Invalidation is very close and when the AI narrative comes back I expect this to pull a 10x easy.
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@AltcoinPsycho this is actually crazy. I was able to read that so damn fast lol
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@CryptoDonAlt Have you guys noticed that whenever you enter a position the entire market crashes? Almost like whenever you buy the end is near.
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1 year
I've been going through some tough times irl and I noticed it's been reflecting on my trading too. Time to take a break, reset, recharge and come back as motivated as ever. I'll be going to🇨🇭 soon and won't bring any tech with me. I'll just be one with nature. See you soon 🫡
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New PFP @theanonclub ! When animated PFPs on @Twitter ? Thanks @0xnicoj for honorary Anon. Thanks @Visual_ANX for animation.
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@DaanCrypto If BTC ‘dances around’ these levels, it might give alts a boost. ETH showing the way this morning
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@web3plannet I vote $TRUMP P.s. I’m not an American citizen, nor will I ever want to be… BUT I buy the coin.
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@Crypto_Chase I can’t be 24 or 25?
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@SBF_FTX Where does Tabasco fall in those categories?
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@WClementeIII Interesting how it’s happening more often recently with less time in between @WClementeIII
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Waiting for @Chri_SOL to speak about @_portals_ Is this the first TownHall in Downtown ever?
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From Zhu to @CryptoHayes , the Pendle is swinging. 🕰️
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@zhusu talking about @pendle_fi on Steady Lads Podcast 🫡
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@SBF_FTX $FTT and $SOL price is directly related to how many all-nighters Sam pulls
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@TheCryptoDog Also, as I’m typing these very words I’m sitting on the toilet.
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@WClementeIII If they’re forward looking shouldn’t it dump now already?
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@ColdBloodShill CBS writing a thread for us while he’s on holiday with his 5 wives. Priceless.
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@CryptoDonAlt Warming up for when you’ll be a father
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My newly found family of degenerates on Discord. Thank you @BlankBrainTrade
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@Route2FI @Darrenlautf made a nice graphic with a shitty font today.
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Quick map of what's where at the moment in DeFi Thanks frens for all the help and sorry if I didn't shill your bags 🙏
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@abetrade My bank account
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Then: A16Z deposited on SolidLizard $SLIZ, TVL exploded, price pumped. Now: A16Z deposited on SharkySwap $SHARKY, TVL is exploding, price to follow soon?
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@George1Trader It’s not like cold showers are healthy and hot showers are not. Cold are good for blood circulation and re-energizing. Hot is good for relaxing and ease muscle pain.
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@100trillionUSD 100k miles run by end of December?
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@Pickle_cRypto Wakes up at 5:30 and starts writing threads on Twitter. Built different
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@RektProof Indeed, when you started that challenge it was perfect timing, but you wouldn’t have to replicate such results! Even $500 to $5,000 would be an amazing challenge (imo). Mans pulling 100x + and still humble af, you a 🐐
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@WClementeIII Ser… not again. Please.
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This is the most anti-climatic ATH break ever.
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$METIS ecosystem catching a bid here. I'm invested in $HERMES and $MAIA. Small mcap and user friendly platforms with innovative and healthy tokenomics. Thanks to @Cryptoyieldinfo and @OuroborosCap8 for bringing these projects to my attention months ago.
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Welcome to my @_portals_ beach house 🏡 As the sun sets, the DJ is preparing his set, the chef is baking pizza, the game room is ready and in case you get too drunk, you can crash in my bedroom for the night. 🌅 #PortalsNight #PortalsContest
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@Captain_Kole1 I will tell them: “There was this guy named ‘Certified Leveraged Boy’ on Twitter and I followed his call and that’s how I’m able to afford your tuition… in a public school.”
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We like @theHellionsNFT 👀 Minting is still open if you're interested!
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@karl_0x Because it’s a drug
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@Ninjascalp Sorry to be a math nazi but 1700% is a 16x, like a 900% is a 10x. Regardless, awesome trade 🤝
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@HsakaTrades @ColdBloodShill His wife gave him another 5 free minutes and this is what he does…
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@GCRClassic What happened to Larry?
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@AlgodTrading I don't know which country you live in, but I started using FTX when it was not required to be KYC'd, however at some point it was mandatory in NL to KYC. Also what difference does it make whether you're KYC'd or not? You weren't able to withdraw?
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@SimpelAlpha Let’s say I’m a 5 years old that stole his father’s phone and found himself on CT… how would you explain this to me?
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@hyuktrades Ok, I'll do you a favor. I'll open my DMs again so that you can still send those setups without impacting the price of a coin. Only for you though.
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@AlgodTrading Deploying more lawyers. Steady lads.
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Now that $EDE has calmed down a bit, at $11.8 it's a good bet. I'm in from lower but thinking of adding here. (am I the only one on CT that tweets before actually buying?) Below is a great thread on @ede_finance by @midoji7 .
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If you faded $LVL, don't miss out $EDE - the 2nd strongest perps exchange on BSC sitting at a 3.6M mcap This won't go unnoticed for much longer - stats getting better by the day. Let's dive in 👇
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@Ninjascalp Ninja woke up and chose violence today
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@22loops I pump on my dumpers
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@Pentosh1 I would say: PA: short/mid-term FA: long term Not really PA>FA
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Welcome to the family, Mia ❤️
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@ColdBloodShill Checking every other long when I woke up
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@CryptoKaleo I swear man… apart from TA, the moment people start understanding how far ahead Tesla is compared to everyone else this is easily going to $1k+ this year.
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@WClementeIII I’m compounding my fat layers… really works!
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