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@zjwhitman
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4 years
The Seahawks are incapable of playing a normal football game
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Josh Gordon is a perfect fit for the Seahawks because he was also last good in 2013
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Jamal Adams plays like I do when I play as an individual LB in Madden
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@zjwhitman
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Russell Wilson finishes the season with a perfect 158.3 passer rating when targeting Tyler Lockett.
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Russell Wilson should've blocked Aaron Donald better
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Marshawn Lynch is a Seahawk and going to play in a Seahawks game tomorrow. as a member of the Seahawks.
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3 years
It really should be the Seahawks out there getting rolled today
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5 years
On this Thanksgiving, I would like to give thanks to the Lions for trading the Seahawks a starting safety for almost nothing.
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Russell Wilson is the worst mic'd up player of all time
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Dunno I don't follow Canadian football
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@zjwhitman Where does Jake Browning go in the draft?
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Me watching San Francisco's downfall
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i forget, have the seahawks and cowboys ever played each other in the wild card round
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4 years
Never forget that Jimmy G had a WR streaking open to the end zone to win the Super Bowl and missed him.
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4 years
Can't believe they traded two Rashaads Penny worth of draft capital
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Russell Wilson basically threw four touchdowns in the half, what in the world
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Russell Wilson, questionable to return with a broken heart
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Kyle after losing his third super bowl
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They punted and never saw the ball again. Get Russell Wilson a coach that lets him cook.
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4 years
Every Seahawks night game descends into madness
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michael penix jr. jr.
3 years
So you're telling me either Russell Wilson is suddenly bad or Brian Schottenheimer struggled to scheme a pass game
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2 years
Seahawks twitter hasn't been this active since winning a super bowl
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4 years
Not the first time Dunbar's failed at the getaway
@PFF
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Quinton Dunbar nearly pulls off the steal of a lifetime
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@zjwhitman
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3 years
Just a profoundly unfun viewing experience
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michael penix jr. jr.
5 years
We will look back very unkindly on the league banning players indefinitely for weed
@TomPelissero
Tom Pelissero
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#Patriots WR Josh Gordon is facing another indefinite suspension for violating terms of his reinstatement under the substance abuse policy, per source. He announced today he’s stepping away to address his mental health.
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That is an unbelievably bad play by the Dallas defender. Twisting Carson's knee either incredible careless or dirty.
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The Chiefs SB radicalized Russell Wilson change my mind
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Pete Carroll's playoff record in Seattle by round: Wild Card: 5-1 Divisional: 2-4 Conference Champ: 2-0 Super Bowl: 1-1
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Pete needs to start coaching like he has a bad defense and a great offense
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the Seahawks are about to do something extremely stupid
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As a Seahawks fan I'm not sure what these teams are doing, wasting their good plays in the first half smh
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5 years
If the Browns sign Earl Thomas then I can't be held responsible for possible changes in allegiance
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michael penix jr. jr.
4 years
Don't want to be melodramatic but we gotta imprison the people who nullified this with the bad holding penalty
@SamuelRGold
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BIG fade route up the sideline to DK Metcalf on 3rd-and-3. Look at this jab step release. It's incredible. #Seahawks
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Soooooo the Seahawks are on track to give up around 7000 passing yards this year
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Really just profoundly annoying that the Seahawks always have an elite NFC West rival.
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The Seahawks will spend their next 4 games touring the scenic NFC East and honorary NFCE member the New York Jets
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Lol definitely a facemask on SF before the fumble
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One team's linebacker caught the ball and the other team's didn't
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Indescribable rush when the camera pans on a Russ deep ball and you realize it's Metcalf
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Reinstate Josh Gordon you cowards
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@Seahawks @seahawksPR please terminate your relationship with Dori Monson. This is unacceptable.
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4 years
Seahawks defense has gotten owned pretty close to every game this year and yet the discourse is just whether Russell Wilson was able to overcome it or not
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5 years
Packers fans gloating tonight can officially shut up about the Fail Mary
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Josh Gordon will be the best WR that Brady's had since Moss
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We can officially forgive DK for the touchdown flub against Dallas. He has atoned.
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wow can't believe they're giving Carson a 30% target share
@Joe_Fann
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Brian Schottenheimer said he wants Chris Carson’s targets to be in the 50 range. #Seahawks
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*pours gasoline* Trade Russell Wilson *lights match* For Deshaun Watson
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4 years
Thanks again to Bill O'Brien for making the worst trade in 20 years
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Normalize calling the best WR in the NFL by his full name Dekaylin Zecharius Metcalf
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It really is very cool to see Russell Wilson play in a Super Bowl again
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Even a minor Jimmy G injury is pretty bad for SF, no team can afford an injury to their second-best QB at this point in the year.
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Impressive that Higbee got to the game on time considering the DC riots were just last night
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@zjwhitman
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btw Malik Turner dropping a 20 yard gain is pretty bad also. Maybe give Russell Wilson a third receiver.
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The deep state got to Pete Carroll
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Omg the Cheathawks strike again
@RadioPal1580
𝙅𝙚𝙛𝙛𝙧𝙮 𝙊'𝘽𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣
5 years
Here is some video AND audio. Geno Smith says TAILS!
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3 years
Excited to see the Seahawks run their classic "lol the opposing QB is a backup" of offense
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Have to say that the Seahawks staff gave the game to Wilson and that's pretty significant
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I am not emotionally ready to deal with the Lockett injury
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3 years
How does one become an NFC East
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The absurdity of the audience having perfect data on the strike zone just watching bad call after bad call. What a sport
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Can't really think of another offseason when the Seahawks made two below-market deals for undervalued pass ru-- oh.... yes
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4 years
We're probably not talking enough about how the Chiefs are basically not running the ball in the playoffs and might win a Super Bowl
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Perhaps the Seahawks should not have shut things down up 17
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My worst take is that the old NFL number rules were actually good
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Goff has been useless in 2019 except for completely shredding the Seahawks twice
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So why is Troy Aikman calling Cowboys games if he's going to sound like I would calling a Seahawks game
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Josh Gordon is a treasure, reinstate Josh Gordon
@JOSH_GORDONXII
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@DmoeSwagg23 For 6! I’m callin it early! Let’s go Hawks #LetRussCook 🐦 🟢🔵
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Seattle's first pick in the last 5 drafts: Germain Ifedi Malik McDowell Rashaad Penny LJ Collier Jordyn Brooks
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alright i'm now a hockey expert who is the enemy twitter fanbase that we will be fighting with
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We need to have a hair intervention with Russ
@HoustonTexans
Houston Texans
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Talented trio. 📺: #NFLHonors | 7 p.m. CT on FOX
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Unbelievable levels of divorced energy on the TL tonight
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Fwiw Russell Wilson is like three drops away from having a great stat line today
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So uh did they just accuse DK Metcalf of throwing a punch when he definitely did not throw a punch at all
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it would be the greatest troll of Pete Carroll's career to absolutely hammer the rock for all 4 quarters on Sunday
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looks like we might have our ancient FA WR that gets cut in Week 6 already hammered out
@ProFootballTalk
ProFootballTalk
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Jordy Nelson set to visit Seahawks Tuesday
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on the other hand, i guess the Seahawks trading 3% in playoff probability to kill SF's chances at a top pick isn't terrible
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Maybe the 5 seed wouldn't be so bad
@RotoPat
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I mean...
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Imagine thinking Antonio Brown is the problem in a week where Tyreek Hill got an extension
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imagine getting dragged on twitter by Russell Wilson
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@johnpboyle
John Boyle
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Russell Wilson said after the Falcons were celebrating the third-down stop before the fourth-down TD to Metcalf, he looked at sideline and, "I was like, OK, let’s go after them."
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7 seasons in and no losing records for Carroll and Wilson
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Make these the permanent uniforms immediately
@Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks
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A 360 degree look.
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Tired: Wilson having a perfect passer rating on Lockett targets shows how dialed in the Seahawks offense is Wired: the stat actually shows that the Seahawks wildly underutilized their best offensive weapons and Lockett having less than 100 targets is insane
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Josh Gordon beating Sherm on the 3rd and long was pretty spicy
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cinnamon pop tarts are the superior pop tart flavor
@mikefreemanNFL
mike freeman
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Glazer: Raiders are shopping Amari Cooper. They’ll get a box of Pop Tarts for him. And not even the strawberry ones. The terrible ones. Cinnamon.
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@emptywheel so this effectively pays for the special counsel investigation?
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oh my god the Seahawks have the best record in the NFL
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can't get over the Seahawks calling timeout to stop a 7th-year QB from audibling lmao
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so uh Metcalf got a penalty for shoving Ramsey and Ramsey did not get a penalty for shoving Metcalf
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Doug Baldwin is one of my favorite Seahawks ever and probably never fully appreciated for everything he did. What a player.
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i am so ready to be mad online about the Rodgers free play TD off a Clowney offside
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Peak Seahawks would be beating SF next week but missing the bye bc of a loss to Brett Hundley
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This is an attack
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Adam Schiff Russell Wilson 🤝 Inspiring efforts in ultimately hopeless circumstances
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The DK play was the LeBron chasedown block on a football field
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Outcoached by Jason Garrett
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The Seahawks going down 17-0 in the first half of a 10am game is just practice for the divisional round
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Russell Wilson is playing out of his mind and they refuse to just let him cook
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Sucks that we're stuck with the worst two NFC West QBs in primetime
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