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Real estate in Las Vegas for huntington and ellis. Seattle native and former sportswriter/talking head. Yes, that's my real name.

Las Vegas, NV
Joined May 2011
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Russell Wilson is a cheat code.
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There isn’t a superstar in the NBA who gets less superstar calls than Steph Curry
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George Kittle cares about your fantasy team. Kittle said he talked to Aaron Donald while his 10-yard TD was being reviewed last week. Donald: "Man, you didn't get in?" Kittle: "I had to get in because my fantasy coaches need me to get more points."
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Marshawn Lynch on what impresses him most about DK Metcalf: “That he a big ass dude who can move like that.”
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East coast/south Heisman voters seeing Michael Penix play for the first time.
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It’s Year 8 for Russ. Probably time to just understand & appreciate that this is 100% authentic & real. It’s what makes him a special leader. The reason we have a hard time believing it is genuine is because none of us can relate to that level of optimism. That’s not his fault.
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Kevin Boilard
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Russell Wilson gave us the most cringe-worthy mic'd up in NFL history on Monday night
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Sir, I was in Indianapolis at Lucas Oil Stadium when you walked out of a 49ers-Colts game because Colin Kaepernick took a knee. So I hope you understand why many of us don’t believe you.
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Mike Pence
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We believe in law and order in this Country. We condemn violence against property or persons. We will always stand for the right of Americans to peacefully protest and let their voices be heard.
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The fact that Marshawn Lynch is willing to come help the #Seahawks when they need him most should be worthy of retiring his number, regardless of how it plays out. Nobody should wear No. 24 again.
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K.J. Wright said several of the #Seahawks younger players were starstruck when they saw Marshawn Lynch in the locker room for the first time. Apparently many of them tried to play it cool but failed.
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Russell Wilson creates weekly 15-page scouting reports and gives them to the entire offense on Wednesdays. He then quizzes all of his receivers on Thursdays to make sure they're prepared for the opponent's coverages/tendencies.
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2 years
A packed house of 47,000 sober Mariners fans 😂😂😂 They stopped selling beer 10 innings ago.
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3 years
What a meaningless 12-win season for the #Seahawks .
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Aikman: "That's Higbee on Jamal Adams, and it's no contest. ... It's a mismatch with him on Jamal Adams." That can't be a thing said about the highest-paid safety in football.
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My stomach is churning and my mind is racing. I can't stop thinking about Vanessa Bryant, who has to deal with the unimaginable grief of losing a husband and a child while also bearing the responsibility of helping her other children grieve, find strength and move forward. 🙏💔
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This is heartbreaking. The fact that Shaq didn’t talk to Kobe since his final game is a reminder to all of us that we need to do a better job of picking up the damn phone.
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3 years
Russell Wilson wins the 2020 Walter Payton Man of the Year. Congrats to him. Very well deserved!
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Russell Wilson confirmed that he led a first half touchdown drive with the in-helmet communication system completely dark. It was Wilson running the show. Illustrates his mastery of Brian Schottenheimer’s offense.
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2 years
Total home runs tonight: Julio Rodriguez -- 81 Juan Soto -- 53 I can't tell you who my champion is and he wears No. 44 for the Mariners. Congrats to Julio for an epic performance. He made Seattle proud tonight.
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The #Seahawks are 5-0 for the first time in franchise history. What a game.
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Russell Wilson: "I'm frustrated with getting hit too much."
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Joe Fann
3 years
This is what I can't wrap my head around: We live in a bizzaro world where Pete Carroll doesn't trust his top-ranked offense to get 1 inch but continues to have faith in a historically bad defense.
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2 years
My girlfriend asked me this last night: “Would you rather spend a happy lifetime with me at the cost of the Mariners never winning a World Series or lose me and they win it this year?” She wasn’t thrilled that I hesitated, and I am currently tweeting this from the doghouse 🙃
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Joe Fann
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Russell Wilson pulled for a random drug test just now. He thought he was being punked. “Are you serious?” He then looked at us. “Gimme a second, guys.” His exit interview has been delayed 😂😂😂
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Shaquem Griffin said 3 different teams tried to sign him after clearing waivers. The Texans were one of them. He had no intention of leaving Seattle and signed to the #Seahawks practice squad.
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Joe Fann
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Bobby Wagner immediately asked Pete Carroll for Jordyn Brooks' phone number. That's how a leader operates. #Seahawks
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Joe Fann
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Congrats to Geno Smith, who just banked another $1 million in contract incentives with Seattle making the playoffs.
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Apparently Jadeveon Clowney went up to John Schneider's office today just to share how much he enjoyed this season with the #Seahawks . "He loves it here," Carroll said.
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DK Metcalf said playing in Philadelphia could have been home, but the Eagles opted not to draft him. "I've got to make them pay."
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4 years
Jamal Adams said he told Quandre Diggs that if Diggs gets ejected again, Adams is going to unfollow him on IG/Twitter and delete his number.
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Joe Fann
2 years
More chills. @MLBTV ballpark cam FTW
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2 years
The Pete Carroll and John Schneider era will officially live on longer than the Russell Wilson era in Seattle. Jody Allen has picked the HC/GM combo over the best QB in #Seahawks franchise history.
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I believed this then & still believe it now: There was a lot of faux outrage regarding Colin Kaepernick taking a knee simply as a measure to disregard his message completely. So many people had no interest in hearing what he had to say, so they gave themselves an excuse not to.
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Joe Fann
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THEY WERE DOWN 8-1!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT.
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Joe Fann
2 years
Elite halftime show. That was epic
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Joe Fann
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Pete Carroll and John Schneider could give a Ted Talk on never burning a bridge. It’s immensely impressive.
@SeahawksLegends
Seahawks Legends
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Sherm's back and we're loving it 😆
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Joe Fann
5 years
Bobby Wagner said that he’s never played anyone who compares to Lamar Jackson: “He’s 1-of-1.”
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Joe Fann
3 years
This is absolutely embarrassing from the #Seahawks . Damien Lewis was down for 2 minutes. Seattle had all day to get a play called. Didn't get out of the huddle until 5 seconds left on the play clock. False start. Punt. They deserve to lose. Shameful in a playoff game.
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5 years
Has there ever been an NBA superstar who got less superstar calls than Steph Curry?
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4 years
Jamal Adams' first half as a member of the #Seahawks : - 7 tackles - 2 TFL - 1 sack Looks bored as hell. (FWIW: Gregg Williams' defense has given up 21 points to the Bills in the first half.)
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THE SEATTLE MARINERS CONTROL THEIR OWN DESTINY TO MAKE THE 2021 MLB PLAYOFFS THIS IS INSANITY
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2 years
Cheers to never having to watch Julio Rodríguez play in pinstripes during his prime 🍻
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2 years
Pour one out for Sacramento Kings fans, for the Seattle Mariners infamous burden is soon to be theirs.
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Brian Schottemheimer said he walked into the #Seahawks   team meeting on Tuesday morning and Marshawn Lynch was sitting in his seat.
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Bruce Irvin like “I’m too old for this shit.” 😂😂😂
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Sara Walsh
1 year
Seahawks: 1 Jet lag: 0 #munich #seahawks
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4 years
All of a sudden the #Seahawks dream secondary could be a reality: S Jamal Adams S Quandre Diggs CB Shaquill Griffin CB Quinton Dunbar Depth pieces: CB Tre Flowers S Marquise Blair CB Ugo Amadi
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Your 6-3 Seattle Seahawks, leaders of the NFC West and winners of four straight games. Incredible.
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2 years
The Mariners play baseball today 🙌🏻🥺
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2 years
Miss a false start on the Rams and then call a soft defensive holding on the Bengals. Classic @NFLOfficiating
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Joe Fann
4 years
Here's the play where Carson got hurt. Remarkably dirty from Trysten Hill.
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Computer Cowboy
4 years
Why is this dude trying to rip Carson's leg off after the play??
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Unsung heroes for the #Seahawks today: Ugo Amadi Alton Robinson Shaquem Griffin Ryan Neal Jacob Hollister
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Elite jersey
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Joe Fann
3 years
Spent a lot of time thinking about this: People call 911 in moments of dire need and emergency. The audio of those calls should be private aside from use in an investigation or court case. Making the audio public is inhumane. Period. It’s no one else’s business.
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Seahawks fans watching this Chiefs defense
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Bobby Wagner with some low-key shade on Seattle's nightlife in regard to players being smart and making wise decisions: "Luckily we are in Seattle, so there's not really clubs for us to go to."
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THEY FUCKING ENDED THE DROUGHT. HOLY SHIT THEY DID IT! BIG DUMPER 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Carlos Dunlap on rushing against Kyler Murray: "I like my chances. I'll chase after a squirrel all day." lol
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1 year
Rams lose. Broncos lose. Dream Sunday for the #Seahawks on their bye week.
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Joe Fann
4 years
My official Super Bowl LIV prediction: #49ers - 27 #Chiefs - 24 MVP - Deebo Samuel Enjoy the game, everybody!
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Joe Fann
5 years
It’s impossible to watch this and not pull for Solomon Thomas. It doesn’t get much more human than this. He addresses mental health, trade rumors surrounding his name and his poor season in 2018.
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3 years
The #Seahawks are NFC West Champions for the first time since 2016. What a performance.
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Russell Wilson said this is a critical time in his career. He said it's significant and critical that he's part of the hiring process for the #Seahawks next OC.
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Joe Fann
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There it is. George Kittle now owns the NFL record for most receiving yards in a single season by a tight end. What a season for No. 85.
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Joe Fann
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Comedy is 100% subjective so I don’t expect Shane Gillis to be everyone’s cup of tea, but I appreciate him for going for it in this monologue and not censoring his own material.
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Saturday Night Live - SNL
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Shane Gillis’s monologue!
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Took a stab at a seven-round #Seahawks mock draft. Thoughts?
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Oh so now the refs decide that underthrown DPI isn’t a thing? Absolute bullshit and the #Seahawks have every right to be pissed. Zero consistency in NFL officiating. Zero.
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What’s most frustrating about Robbie Ray’s start is we all saw it coming.
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DK Metcalf in his first-career playoff game: 6-124-1
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The Mariners should sell bleacher seats for $14 on Friday and welcome the Astros with a sellout.
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2 years
Geno’s “are you ready are you ready!?!?” hits so damn hard 🥹
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Russell Wilson on his “baby Yoda” image. “I’ve seen it. I think it’s pretty cool.”
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Joe Fann
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NFC West standings through Week 4: Seahawks 4-0 Rams 3-1 Cardinals 2-2 49ers 2-2
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2 years
Real talk: if Julio Rodriguez ever plays a game for another team it’ll be a catastrophic failure. No ifs. No ands. No buts. He’s Seattle’s and it should NEVER be otherwise
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Joe Fann
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K.J. Wright said he's going to call Seattle home even after his playing days, just like former teammates Kam Chancellor, Cliff Avril and others.
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Bill Belichick on Russell Wilson: "He's one of the top players in the league and has been for his entire career."
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Jimmy Garoppolo is pure class. Full stop.
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Kyle Rudolph 🤝 Jason King Good humans
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DeAndre Hopkins had just five catches for 51 yards. Yes, Tre Flowers missed one tackle in the open field, but he deserves a lot of credit in this one.
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Joe Fann
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If your personal conduct policy leads to DeAndre Hopkins and Deshaun Watson getting the exact same suspension, you need a new personal conduct policy.
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Joe Fann
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I’ve seen a few people pick the Packers, but I’m yet to see a quality explanation for how they’re going to beat the #49ers . I just don’t see it. Niners are the better team across the board and it’s not close. Sunday will be Week 12 all over again.
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Kyle Shanahan owns Sean McVay who owns Pete Carroll who owns Kyle Shanahan is the NFC West circle of life
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Jamal Adams on what it's like watching Russell Wilson and the offense put up 38 points: "I'm not used to it." lol
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Joe Fann
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Astors-Mariners get-in prices on @StubHub : Game 1 -- $35 (Tues in HOU) Game 2 -- $42 (Thurs in HOU) Game 3 -- $317 (Sat in SEA) Game 4 -- $225 (Sun in SEA) Weekday afternoon vs. Weekend afternoon coupled with a 20+ year playoff drought.
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Joe Fann
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Russell Wilson taught DK Metcalf how to swim this offseason. So there's that.
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Hell of a year. Congrats to the Astros and their fans. Still the better team, but the gap is closing quickly. We will be back. You can be damn sure of that. Thank you @Mariners for an incredible season. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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The #Seahawks currently sit as the No. 1 seed in the NFC as the conference's only unbeaten team remaining.
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The Seattle #Seahawks are currently the No. 1 seed in the NFC.
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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: I can’t imagine how much Russell Wilson misses Trevor Moawad. Was Russ’ best friend and mental coach who helped him get through adversity. Makes me sad for him.
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Joe Fann
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I can’t wait to have the entire country outside of Houston pulling for the Mariners next week.
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Garrett Celek on his long touchdown: "I was told all week that I was a fantasy sleeper. I had to get everyone some points."
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Joe Fann
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Jamal Adams took a knee near the goal line and said a prayer for John Wolford. Cooper Kupp came over to pat Adams on his back, acknowledging that he knew Adams wasn't intending to hurt the QB. It was a clean hit and the flag was picked up.
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Joe Fann
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Russell Wilson left Aaron Donald to be greeted by Joey Bosa and Khalil Mack 😂
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Adam Schefter
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Bears are attempting to finalize a trade now that will send six-time Pro-Bowl DE Khalil Mack to the Los Angeles Chargers, sources tell ESPN.
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The #Seahawks have scored 73 points over their first two games. Seattle's offense is a juggernaut.
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Joe Fann
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YOUR 50-42 SEATTLE MARINERS, WINNERS OF 13 STRAIGHT GAMES!!! L. F. G. #GoNers
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Joe Fann
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Russell Wilson sitting next to Roger Goodell in back-to-back Super Bowls is the NFL version of a teacher’s pet
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Joe Fann
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Bobby Wagner is Pro Football Focus' No. 1 ranked LB this season with a grade of 84.5. No. 10? That would be K.J. Wright at 73.0. The #Seahawks linebacker duo is having a tremendous season.
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It’s objectively funny that in his first game as the Broncos franchise quarterback, Russell Wilson’s head coach took the ball out of his hands and opted for a 60-yard FG instead.
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Joe Fann
3 years
My goodness Jamal Adams didn’t even get a hand on it. Hit him right in the noggin
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2 years
A gutless and embarrassing effort from the #Seahawks today. Feels like an “end of an era” type loss.
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Jackson Mahomes 🤝 Urban Meyer Unanimously disliked jabronis
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DK Metcalf confirms that Russell Wilson taught him how to swim this offseason while the two were on vacation. "Nobody had ever forced me to get in the water and learn."
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