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@zingonathome

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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Still here๐Ÿ˜
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Who the fuck are the 46% who think this Government are handling the pandemic well?๐Ÿคช
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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I'm 56 today... take that you tory bastards you've not killed me yet you fuckers !
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Who the fuck are the 42% who think this Government are handling the pandemic well?๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿคฎ
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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"Elect a clown get a Sercos." ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Verum haec
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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When I was a kid I used to love Ian Botham, I now think he is a total twat...I thank you๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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I'm 57 today! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฅYou haven't killed me yet you Tory bastard's๐Ÿ˜›
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Does Eton do an A level in Blaming everyone but yourself?
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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What's Javid got to say about there being 651 Covid deaths today? @sajidjavid
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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When political "leaders" start wearing uniforms, it's a very bad sign.....
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Be like Charley ๐Ÿ˜ธ
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Which mate of Boozo's owns the fucking flag factory?
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Fuck me! How much time is spent at Eton teaching how to talk shite?!
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Good morning, just in case you needed reminding, Rishi Sunak is an anagram of hi risk anus.
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Drug companies say no shortage of vaccine UK government says there are shortages! If you ask me the tories are busying themselves with carving up contracts for the vaccine distribution!
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"WHO warns of โ€˜epidemiological stupidityโ€™ of early Covid reopening" Stupidity in the UK is spelt #JohnsonVariant
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Regular reminder, that Rishi Sunak is an anagram of hi risk anus!
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Apparently, Royal Ascot was allowed 12000 attendee's for 5 days as it did not breech covid rules, as due to inbreeding only 2 families were involved๐Ÿ˜‰
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Can I just remind you all that Rishi Sunak is an anagram of hi risk anus ๐Ÿ‘
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Camp coffee, Slimcea bread, Mellow birds, if you know what these are you are an old git!๐Ÿคช
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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I seem to remember that MP's were given a payment of ยฃ10000 to cover working from home due to the virus... Makes ยฃ13 per day to self isolate sound rather mean๐Ÿ™„
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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"Gina Coladangelo is paid ยฃ15k for 15 days work a year to 'challenge' Matt Hancock" I'm invoicing the DoH now, I reckon they owe me a few million ๐Ÿ˜‰
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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"Almost four out of 10 voters think Boris Johnson and the Conservative party are corrupt" 6 out of ten need their heads examined๐Ÿ˜‰
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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"Durham police have confirmed for the first time they are assessing a dossier from a former senior prosecutor that says Dominic Cummings should face charges over his account of his movements during lockdown." ๐Ÿ‘
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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If you fail to attend one meeting when claiming Universal Credit you are sanctioned. If you fail as a Government Minister you are promoted....
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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The Tories intend to change their name to the National Conservatives or Nat C's for short.๐Ÿ˜‰
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"Dominic Raab's bodyguard 'left gun on plane'" They even fuck up when it's their own PPE๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ’ฉ
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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News of death of royal pet takes precedence over News of widespread Tory corruption @BBCRadio4
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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59 years old today! You haven't killed me yet you Tory bastardsโœŠ
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Any one else noticed how fucking shite this government are?
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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If you claim the ยฃ13 to self isolate, stringent checks will be made to prevent fraud....are these the same stringent checks they undertook when divvying out contracts to their pals?...
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Let's not kid ourselves ...these bastards want to flog off the NHS.....
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds! Theyโ€™ve left no tern unstoned๐Ÿ˜‰
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Not satisfied with killing more than 80000 of us these tory bastards now want to kill all the fucking bees!
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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I wouldn't like to be one of Priti Vacant's staff today after the roasting she just had on @GMB
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Two horses died in that daft fucking race yesterday!
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Putting on a Hi viz jacket is not "working your socks off"
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Did I ever mention that I fucking hate tories?
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Morning...just in case you needed reminding Boris Johnson and his peculiar, patronising, propaganda perpetrating prats, have chosen lining the pockets of friends and donors over public health.๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿคฎ
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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"The Queen strips disgraced producer Harvey Weinstein of CBE" What about disgraced Prince?
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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The teachers are becoming the new miners!
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Is it possible that Tory voters in the South have gone off having a thick, bumbling, racist crook as leader?
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Just a reminder that Rishi Sunak is an anagram of Hi risk anus....just saying๐Ÿ‘
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Boris Johnsonski !
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The moment Boris Johnson admits to meeting former KGB agent Alexander Lebedev without officials present. On any normal day, this would end his career.
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Boris Johnson repeatedly used inaccurate and misleading figures that exaggerated the governmentโ€™s record on poverty, the UK statistics watchdog has confirmed." In the olden days this was called lying ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿคฎ
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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You fucking greedy tory fuck faces, we see you and your fucking faces in the trough, fuck the lot of you
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Morning, just in case you needed reminding, itsy bitsy Rishi and his rabble of rancid right wing rogues are ripping up the rules and ripping off the country. Be like morph โœŠ
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Morning...just in case you needed reminding, Boris Johnson has decided 100 deaths a day from covid is acceptable๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿคฎ
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Let's hope Boozo doesn't feel the need to don a pair of budgie smugglers after GB's diving success๐Ÿคข
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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"Johnson criticised for missing four-nation Cobra meeting on joint rules for Christmas" I seem to remember Bozo makes a habit of missing Cobra meetings!๐Ÿ’ฉ
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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What the actual fuck is this country becoming! Pain compliance, I've never heard such a pile of barbaric shit! That is an old man ffs
@JustStop_Oil
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๐Ÿšจ MET POLICE USE PAIN COMPLIANCE ON JUST STOP OIL SUPPORTERS ๐Ÿš” @metpoliceuk authorise violence against nonviolent marchers. ๐Ÿงก Whilst we march for survival, police protect the criminals in government. Resist with us โ€”
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Gotta love The Sturge, she's clearly got under Boozo's skin๐Ÿ˜‚and the rest of the fuck wit government and media๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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"UK government spends more than ยฃ163,000 on union flags in two years" Twats
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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"Missing patient with Brazilian Covid variant found" Only taken a month, useless fuckers๐Ÿคจ
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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#JohnsonVariant Hand, face, waste of space
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Morning...just in case you needed reminding, Boris Johnson and his horrendous horde of hoodlum's are running the biggest shit show in the history of British politics๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿคฎ
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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If Rishi Sunak is so fucking rich, how come he can't afford a suit that fits?
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Stanley Johnson can fucking stay in France and take his fucking twat of a son with him!
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Rishi Sunak is a fucking chancer As welcome as testicular cancer Call an election you little scrote It fucking time you got your coat
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Morning...just in case you needed reminding, Boris Johnson and his dodgy chums are asset stripping the country ๐Ÿ’ฉ
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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The Tories don't give a shit about children in the state education system, just take a look at who they put in charge of it!
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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30p Lee what a fucking arse As a human being he'd barely pass He belongs in the National Front So fuck off there you stupid cunt
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a cat getting ready to vomit, nothing makes you jump out of bed faster๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Police and CPS given "225-page dossier urging them to investigate Dominic Cummings for allegedly perverting the course of justice..If such a charge were proven Cummings could face a prison sentence" Oh yes please.....
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Morning...just in case you needed reminding, Boris Johnson is a 'world-beating' "gamechanging" 'fantastic' 'wonderful' 'superb' failure of a PM ๐Ÿ’ฉ
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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My partner and I have spent approx. ยฃ30 on takeaways since March 2020, just thought you might like to know! ๐Ÿ˜‰
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Nor me
@Dean24148909
๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ Lord Of the caravan @ Fircombe Hallโ„ข
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She does not speak for me ...
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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"UK declines to follow US in suspending Saudi arms sales over Yemen" Not a good look !
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Why did the moron sign the treaty if it was so fuckin bad....
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Churchill seems to have more statue tory rights than the people!๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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"Amal Clooney, the high-profile human rights lawyer, has resigned from her position as the UKโ€™s special envoy on media freedom in protest at the governmentโ€™s intention to breach international law" Someone with principles!
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Is it wise to eat half a left over co op trifle for breakfast?๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคช
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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SERCO is a massive money laundering enterprise๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ’ฉโ˜ ๏ธ
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Universal Credit was always a cruel, punitive, inadequate system, people are now realising this...Ian Duncan Smith is a twat
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Have you heard the joke about trickle down economics? 99% of you won't get it!
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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To prevent further criticism, can I once again apologise for that time I referred to Michael Gove as the walking scrotum, I now realise that this is highly offensive to scrotum's๐Ÿ˜‰
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Morning, just in case you needed reminding, itsy bitsy Rishi and his gang of grotesque goons continue to con their constituents while concealing that they are Conservatives.
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Youv'e gotta feel sorry for Ursula Von Der Leyen, having to spend her Saturday talking to the Shape shifting "custard haired shag yeti" @Schadenfury ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Morning...just in case you needed reminding Boris Johnson and his deceitful, double dealing, despicable dimwits are dangerously degrading democracy๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿคฎ
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Even Morph hates them!
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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๐Ÿ˜
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Wouldn't be surprised if Thรฉrรจse Coffey๐Ÿคฎ announces that the DWP will be sanctioning the UC for families receiving food aid from UNICEF!
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
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Just watched a clip of Handjob losing it in the HoC today... they don't like being laughed at do they!?๐Ÿ’ฉ
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
3 years
Correction.... Track and Trace has so far cost ยฃ22 billion not ยฃ12 billion as previously stated...sort it out Handjob @MattHancock ! Where's Dildo?
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
3 years
"Cocaine weighing 2,300kg and with an estimated value of ยฃ184m has been found inside a consignment of bananas that arrived in the UK from Colombia." That's the cabinet's weekly supply sorted then!
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
3 years
Priti Patel is an empathetic, caring, gentle person who emanates warmth. โ„น๏ธ ๐—ข๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜€๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
3 years
Morning...just in case you needed reminding, Boris Johnson and his horrific horde of hooray Henry's are heaving the country down a hopeless hole of horrors
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
4 years
Rishi Sunak has thirteen homes I'm told Investments, I'm sure, to be kept on hold His undoubted wealth should not really pain us As his name is an anagram of Hi risk anus
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
4 years
When Biden gets to 270 will the UK government actually have the balls to acknowledge that the US has a new President?
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
10 months
Hands off the NHS. They want the NHS on it's knees To make the private takeover a breeze They want their insurance pals in charge Anarcho-capitalism is now at large
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
3 years
"Legal action targets appointments of Dido Harding, Kate Bingham and Mike Coupe" woop woop
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
3 years
Most of these politicians of all colours likely spent over ยฃ20 today for their lunch! They have no idea what it is like to struggle from day to day ๐Ÿคฎ
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
3 years
Best birthday present was to discover that I now have more followers than the orange diaper boy! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
3 years
"Johnson says threat posed by Indian variant will be clearer โ€˜in a few daysโ€™" In a few days it will be clearer that you should have done something a few days earlier you fuckwit!
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
10 months
This little fucker is a dangerous little ratty bastard!
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
1 year
Fuck Steve Barclay, cheeky slimy little fucker!
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
3 years
I'm guessing the Tories have found some way of making some more dodgy cash, for their mates, with this new Railway stuff!
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
4 years
Hearing the details of Ofsted report about impact on kids of lockdown! So sad to think how Surestart could have helped address these issues if the tories hadn't cynically vandalised what was a service which supported our most vulnerable families.
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
4 years
Still hate Thatcher! #SocialistSunday
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡
3 years
Liz Truss with her cheesy disposition, Her lack of charm and intellect omission She appears to be dead behind the eyes As she tries to remember all the tory lies๐Ÿคฎ #NeverVoteConservatives
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