ZM🤍 @zama_msomii Twitter profile

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4 years

someone said “I can’t wait to go to Gold Reef City, so I can ride something that actually makes me scream” 😭😭😂😂

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3 years

@Senokwane7 @Olwee Bhuti read again...slow this time

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1 year

@mihlalig__ Mihlali has the numbers...but Kay Yarms has the influence.

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2 years

imagine what this does to your confidence while everyone else in the room laughs...but then again they signed up for this so I guess uzenzile akakhalelwa.💔

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3 years

@NativeSA2 @BonoloMaphutha We also once told our helper not to wear uniform and she said she prefers it bc she doesn’t have to make her clothes dirty with cleaning supplies etc...I think the uniform has it’s pros and cons

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@zama_msomii

2 years

Guys it’s 2022 and I can’t believe people are STILL getting scammed by Grootman/Themba 😭😭no ways

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@zama_msomii

2 years

@SickGodfrey @okayatli I’ve actually met guys like this, that eat it for THEIR enjoyment, I was like damn y’all really like it like that?! 😅

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@zama_msomii

1 year

@Banele_C Powerful?👀...mara deep down we all wanted to see the receipts

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@zama_msomii

3 years

ever went from talking to someone every single day to never speaking to each other 💔

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@zama_msomii

3 years

@charlenemabotja @jeffmbambo_ ma’am pls— I laughed way too hard at this 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

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3 years

@sikhona_zwane @RealMrumaDrive We love a focused queen!😂👏🏽

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2 years

@Numbnnnes @keyon Right! She ate!

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@zama_msomii

6 months

@__sugarvenom “Throw” is crazy😭🤣

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@zama_msomii

3 years

@iamntane_ @Tee_McChelsea @__ubereatzz the problem is they never stop taking pictures, every single thing they wanna take their phones, capture, post same time..all those things

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@zama_msomii

1 year

@ThatgirlLee__ I agree and I feel the exact same way with Leon Schuster's comedies.

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@zama_msomii

3 years

@bakang_moremi @khantaloupes @vel_nzimande You must be fun at parties neh?

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@zama_msomii

4 months

@shai_lethabo I’ve been seeing these all over TikTok😭😩I can’t stress enough how much I NEED it!

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@zama_msomii

3 years

@Senokwane7 @Olwee But SHE IS! Where’s the lie? Isn’t Amanda light...how is stating facts being “negative”? Pls.

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@zama_msomii

3 years

@actuallyamo_ like what’s the point of the wig cap if he’s gonna put the glue on her bare hair then.😭

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@zama_msomii

4 years

@KamoM11812157 @Givencape Haibo but she always donates but that never makes her trend? So...👀🤷🏽‍♀️

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@zama_msomii

2 years

@NaomiNayLee1 @Kokoleo_zn S*thelo has 2 babies with him and apparently the wife is pregnant with twins so that makes it 4

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4 years

@NelisahMchunu ♥️

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3 years

@saintleeuw You guys are too funny on this app 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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3 years

@NIOAgrigator @tido_maqanda @Bonang Don’t be this person

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3 years

@neoprescott @itsmanjobruh Elaine with Normani and Lori Harvey.

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@zama_msomii

3 years

@Ntjosh Oksalayo usadla impilo nge’fork and knife 🤷🏽‍♀️

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@zama_msomii

4 years

yoh can we all just agree that #TheRiver1Magic is one of the best things on TV !🔥🔥wow!

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@zama_msomii

3 years

@NickCannonShow @KELLYROWLAND Sir respectfully get tf outta here

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@zama_msomii

3 years

@Bee47747236 @TheeNayomi Bathong 😭😭😭😭idk what I expected but it wasn’t that

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@zama_msomii

3 months

@Chacha_delight @uLuyanda_Gama It helps with predicting your cycle days but it’s also just helpful when things don’t add up one day🌚if you know you know

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@zama_msomii

4 years

@lasizwe someone between 7 & 8 nje there’s a body type missing 😂😂

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@zama_msomii

3 years

When he didn’t want me to come over but had his friends over and I heard girls voices when I called him.

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@zama_msomii

3 years

@LetladiMosena @___tshego @MafokoKopano omg Kopano😻🥺she was our headgirl back in high school...so happy for you guys!

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@zama_msomii

3 years

@KoketsoMaleka_ Wrong, very wrong...he could’ve at least taken him home and then left with his son but not leave him at school.

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@zama_msomii

3 years

Kuthi uDecember ufike sinemali sonke. 🕯🕯🕯

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@zama_msomii

3 years

@KELLYROWLAND Yoh I could already smell the South Africans in this comment section 😭🤣😂

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@zama_msomii

3 years

@MasaHlazo @mihlalii_n But to live doesn’t mean you’re alive♥️

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@zama_msomii

3 years

In South Africa...December isn’t just a month, it’s a movement.

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@zama_msomii

3 years

@MueraZebra @kweenmasi @broztitute2 They are 😂😂literally blood sisters but they’re not twins

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@zama_msomii

2 years

I just finished watching @NalediMOfficial ’s try on haul and all i was staring at was her ass, respectfully!🔥

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@zama_msomii

1 year

I think after today's episode it's kind of clear that Sorisha actually doesn't like Nonku #RHODurban

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@zama_msomii

2 years

@khanyodhludhlu dude I always ask myself if they get paid to do it or vele it’s just to gain a bit of “fame”

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@zama_msomii

4 years

Mr Price said “NOT ON MY WATCH” 😂

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@zama_msomii

2 years

@archie_success @PhilMphela Increase budget?? Mediocrity?? Awao now you’re just reaching...sure they might have a few things to fix but the production of this show is amazing!!!

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@zama_msomii

2 years

@LueMfobo and I always used to be “scared” of dating skinny men bc I’m chubby you know but yeyi!😭👏🏽they’re gifted!

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@zama_msomii

2 years

Plot twist: your Uber driver is drunk.

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@devinelove__

2 years

PLEASE do not drink and drive today. Uber promo code: NYE21

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4 years

@RealMrumaDrive 🙋🏽‍♀️

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@zama_msomii

3 years

@dududube @ShowmaxOnline @stainedglasstv_ Hlomu better answer that call 😭😭😭😭ngyamusabela

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@zama_msomii

2 years

@NatashaPumpkin @Dollss_ You’ve made a point 😭

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@zama_msomii

3 years

@Senokwane7 @Olwee 🤣😂you’re missing the point COMPLETELY! Amanda is light and what the lady is saying is that back then being light was seen as more desirable BECAUSE OF western cultural standards which isn’t a lie...but ke go off I guess, have a good day no point in arguing all day

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3 years

@kudzaichitauro @thelickhitta Of?👀

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@zama_msomii

4 years

@DMN4ever But no one really marries with the intention to divorce.😪so they won’t even think to hide their assets

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@zama_msomii

4 months

@Odunmi89 @BBMzansi lol did you read it?😅

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@zama_msomii

3 years

@Ubuhleeee @INgxoweni @_GoldenMedusaa @PhemiSegoe Hawu sis but how is stating that she had depression, judging her?

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1 year

Mbali basically insults Maria's lips TWICE and gets mad because they said she gives "Mabusi vibes" kahle bo...seliyahlanya iZwide #RHODurban

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@zama_msomii

3 years

@yung_picassooo nooo those pictures are from a child in America who was bullied by other kids on a basketball trip ...pls use the correct pictures

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@zama_msomii

3 years

@siyamtitshana @ThuliMadonsela3 Siya you’re so funny kodwa 😭😭😂😂

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@zama_msomii

2 years

Last night after the midnight prayer there was a butterfly in the house and it kept following me...even after I thought it had left, it was behind the seat I was on.🥺

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@zama_msomii

1 year

@BDhandsservices They're gonna come for you 😭🤣but i totally agree, there's just something offish about her...

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@zama_msomii

4 years

actually read this somewhere 😂😂Anyways please hit that follow guys 🥺♥️

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@zama_msomii

3 years

@Natasha_Thahane Love how she’s making sure not to say what currency the money was in.

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4 months

@Odunmi89 @BBMzansi read again…slow this time.

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@zama_msomii

9 months

@sphesihle_leroy @IwayneHeritage @unclescrooch The pick is a tongue, and the dot is tongue piercing, and the red are lips…see it??

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@zama_msomii

3 years

@akreana_ I’ve probably liked that tweet like 6 times already 😭everytime I go back to it my like is gone 😔

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@zama_msomii

3 years

@KhumoNkutha @ShaunStylist Kanjalo nje 😂

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@zama_msomii

4 years

@Vuyo_Unchained @RreMotsage Knifer’tjie

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@zama_msomii

4 years

@black_Azannia @PhilMphela Tbh this matter in particular has nothing to do with the ex wife 🙆🏽‍♀️

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@zama_msomii

11 months

@paballo_maseko You guys are basically saying the same thing though😭🤣

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@zama_msomii

3 years

they really booked Lerato Kganyago the whole of FNB stadium for a private concert 😭😭😍😍

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@zama_msomii

3 years

@i_am_yolie_ I even forgot kukhona ushukela omhlophe

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@zama_msomii

4 years

Tin roof😪😍😍my fighter

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@mohale_motaung

4 years

Which one? 🍦

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3 years

@Anele @AneleAndTheClub @947 it’s supposed to be pronounced as “tron” since it’s actually Afrikaans

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@zama_msomii

1 year

I love her so much 😭😭😍😍

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1 year

can’t wait for her to come back 🤍

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@zama_msomii

3 years

@I_Kimberraxie @ZeeMlambo_ This is me 💔☹️sometimes I even lose the strength to pray

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@zama_msomii

3 years

Used to love Home Affairs so much! 🥺🥺

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@zama_msomii

3 years

I just hope he bought this with his share and not Thando’s #isencaneLengane

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@mbali_ndlela

3 years

Siyacela bought a new car. Last time he bought a car he left Thando at home, with no explanation, for a month💔 #IsencaneLengane

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@zama_msomii

3 years

Omg I actually enjoyed The Wife 😭😭I really thought I would be disappointed but it was amazing 🥺🥺😍😍the way Mqhele looks at Hlomu! #TheWifeShowmax #hlomuthewife

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@zama_msomii

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told a joke…never a lie.