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Joined November 2013
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@siyamtitshana
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2 years
I hope no one tried this combo, this guy hasn’t tweeted in almost 3 days 😭
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@siyamtitshana
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Apparently, they say I passed all my modules. Four years, 54 modules, 564 Credits, BSc(Eng) graduate.
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@siyamtitshana
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2 years
a new pair of sneakers every month for the whole year🥺🕯
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@siyamtitshana
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4 years
Katlego Danke never stopped serving face🤍
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
One thing about Eastern Cape, they’ll vote for ANC. Yhuu my province loves appearing on Cutting Edge each and every week 😪
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@siyamtitshana
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2 years
Have you ever seen a naked mechanic?
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@siyamtitshana
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4 years
Rich Mnisi and AmaXhosa are up there with LV and Gucci.
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@siyamtitshana
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4 years
Open this thread for a surprise.
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
Not Zakes embarrassing himself e-Bantwini😭
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@siyamtitshana
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4 years
How to make money on Twitter. A thread.
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@siyamtitshana
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4 years
No wonder you listen to nobody, awunazo neendlebe ezi.
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
People who sleep with their phones on silent, airplane or “do not disturb” really don't give a damn about people's lives 😭
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
Soon you will say: I prayed for this, and it happened.
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
Why do South African ‘celebrities’ think everyone who isn’t famous is broke?
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@siyamtitshana
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2 years
In terms of hustling, I’m afraid Cassper Nyovest is untouchable; a GOAT.
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
Indian movies be like: Voice: I love you Mouth: Ayisebenzi le vaccine
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
if i bought it with Maimane, i’ll drink it however i want🤌🏾
@fusiMatetelane
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3 years
Now you know!🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾
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@siyamtitshana
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2 years
instead of thanking God after getting your license you decide to body shame Him. wow.
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@siyamtitshana
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4 years
May God help you get successful.
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@siyamtitshana
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2 years
he’s probably the only american artist who actually knows what a world tour is.
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2 years
Justice World Tour 2022 International tickets on sale Friday
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@siyamtitshana
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2 years
Pearl Thusi sometimes ingathi azithi mzala.
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
Life was so fun when Teargas dropped Mhlobo Wami.
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
The way WhatsApp stories reduce photo quality is depressing.
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@siyamtitshana
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2 years
iPhones are so beautiful without screen protector and pouch 🥺
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@siyamtitshana
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4 years
May God help you get multiple streams of income.
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
My mother says when i was about 4 years old I used to get super excited to see Master KG on her screen and I would scream “ngilondoloze” around the house. ♥️
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
Not Nigerians calling AKA a “low budget Drake” 😭😭😭
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
they didn’t take your partner, your partner chose them over you. let that sink in.
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
i spend more time looking at myself than the other person on video calls😭
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@siyamtitshana
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2 years
I can’t believe 2010 was 21 years ago
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@siyamtitshana
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4 years
We honestly need to stop entertaining this Rasta. This is not funny anymore.
@RastaArtist
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4 years
RIP Thandeka, another GBV case lost 😥
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@siyamtitshana
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4 years
May God grant you happiness.
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@siyamtitshana
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4 years
May God grant you good health and perfect skin.
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@siyamtitshana
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。 o ○ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ͡ ╮ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝╮ ( money ) ( peace ) ╰◟◞ ͜ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡ ╮◞◟◞ ╯     ( health )    ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ╯
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
I’ll never forgive the 10 people who went to Italy.
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
Speedy and Professor once gave us Lento 😭🔥
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
We're too young to be hating on other people's achievements.
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@siyamtitshana
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4 years
Ladies with natural hair are the Woolworths of ladies.
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@siyamtitshana
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4 years
May God grant you love.
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@siyamtitshana
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4 years
Dischem launched an 'African beauty campaign' with blackface and Clicks says your hair is dry, dull and damaged. 2020 yiFilm.
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@siyamtitshana
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4 years
May God help you motivate yourself into fighting to reach your goals.
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@siyamtitshana
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4 years
May God grant you knowledge.
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@siyamtitshana
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4 years
Umjolo umnandi guys. I love everything about this woman; she’s beautiful, funny, kind and smart. I really am the luckiest guys🥺❤️
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@siyamtitshana
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May God make every evil eye towards you go blind.
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@siyamtitshana
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May God protect you and your family.
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
It's so sweet when someone sends you a message after being with you just to say they had fun, it's always the little things like that that matter🥺
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
My biggest fear is boring someone I love talking to everyday.
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
Wearing an ANC shirt and screaming FREE EDUCATION, that’ll never make sense to me.
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@siyamtitshana
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5 years
Intelligent people don't litter. They keep the trash until they find a bin.
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Keabetswe🌬
5 years
O jewa ke eng ?
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@siyamtitshana
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Telling a woman how important she is to you is one of the best things you can do for her.
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
No matter how funny you think you are, ska joke'a ka medical conditions tsa batho.
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@siyamtitshana
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“That’s rich coming from a vat and sit dropout” 😭😭
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@siyamtitshana
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The worst rapper in this country is also the most successful one.
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@siyamtitshana
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4 years
Kante where are AFDA graduates?
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Kgopolo
4 years
CASTING NEWS: Mohale joins #RhythmCity Mohale Motaung-Mhlongo has joined the @etv soapie to play Kudzo — a fly by night investor. According to my sources, Mohale will be on screen for a few episodes. #KgopoloReports
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@siyamtitshana
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Dating people who don't know when to go home is the worst.
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
I really need to leave this country, how much is a taxi to Los Angeles, California? 🥺
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@siyamtitshana
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2 years
Your acting has improved, I’m very proud 🥺🤌🏾
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@siyamtitshana
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ingathi you’re in a microwave
@NtateWilliams
Tsonga King.
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From me and my family🎊 sithi Merry Christmas to you and yours. Christmas 🎄
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
Angilwi but that Huawei watermark on people’s photos is definitely not on shame.
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
The poor girl celebrated her new Bakkie here, less than 24 hours later she got hijacked. Yho. Ha.a.
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
To be jealous while you are unfaithful is another form of witchcraft.
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
Ever looked at your partner and be like “UThixo mkhulu kodwa” 🥺
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@siyamtitshana
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you’re transitioning from iMama to uMama 🤌🏾
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KaMashimane🌸
3 years
My period is shy this month...wtf??
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
When you find out that your friends planned something and didn’t include you, don’t ask them whether you can go.
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@siyamtitshana
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"Kubo bonke ooThixo. Akekho onjengaye, kuba iinceba zakhe zimi ngonaphakade." 🥺❤️
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@siyamtitshana
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yup, one day he will die and rest🙏🏽
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
What happened to Toya Delazy?
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Two things I hate in January, the song of the year debate and the cabbage jokes.
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@siyamtitshana
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@malumzskhulu BSc in Exile and Connections
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@siyamtitshana
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Tito Mboweni is basically Rasta but in the kitchen.
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3 years
This thing of Twitter refreshing the TL when you’re about to read an interesting tweet is annoying.
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@siyamtitshana
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love yourself queen❤️
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@siyamtitshana
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It’s the people I blocked on WhatsApp greeting me on Telegram 😭
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@siyamtitshana
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4 years
It’s okay to drink water on this Sjava and Lady Zamar issue. I wish some people knew that.
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@siyamtitshana
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4 years
Transfer your money from one account to another, they’ll notify you.
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@siyamtitshana
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life is hard but at least i don’t have a child🥺
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
I didn’t even know that Boity had released an album😭
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
Since I’m bored, let me give y’all some Tshivenda lessons. A thread
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@siyamtitshana
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Abo “Men deserve nothing” are always fighting over men on the TL.
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@siyamtitshana
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My mother says when I was about 4 years old I used to get super excited whenever the Royal Family was on her screen and I’d scream Prince Phillip around the house. ♥️
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this confirms that the 4th wave is really coming next month mos 😭😭
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The whistle lady is back 💃🏽
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@siyamtitshana
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We’re in a relationship, not working for a newspaper.
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uncletshephi🦁
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Why you dating someone you can't post.?
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
whoever came with the idea of paper straws kumele ashaywe
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
Vodacom will never donate anything towards the vaccine, they’ll just tell Cyril Ramaphosa to continue shaking.
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
Siyahleka nje, otherwise as a country sisekakeni.
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@siyamtitshana
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4 years
Then what will the 15 400 employees eat? Your songs?
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
Thuso Mbedu is so gone and I’m genuinely happy for her🥺❤️
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@siyamtitshana
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I will forever be grateful to DJ Clock and Beatenberg for giving us Pluto (Remember You) 🖤
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@siyamtitshana
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you were one of the passengers in flight 828, weren’t you?
@jaftamamabolo
Jafta Mamabolo
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Before Monday came knocking.
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3 years
I don’t know why but I feel that proposing in public is some sort of emotional blackmail.
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@siyamtitshana
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What Lasizwe is doing is really amazing, making a difference in other kids’ lives. May God continue to bless him❤️
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
DJ Sbu - Remember When It Rained 🥺🤍
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2 years
still no brief 😭
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Euphonik is exposing himself slowly and slowly and I love to see it.
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@siyamtitshana
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Angie noRamaphosa baphila is’This stays between us.
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
So this is where you got your skills Dr Tumi?
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
Sometimes she forgives you because she cheats on you too😭
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
Having a friend who knows how to take pictures is very important.
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@siyamtitshana
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3 years
That time he was the only person grooving with a mask on.
@_IamHarold
Harold
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Spiderman ruined things for us😭😭
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