Zach @zachtrabalka Twitter profile

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

3 years

If we flirted this year... no we didn’t. Mercury was in retrograde and I was feeling myself. It’ll never happen again.

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Zach

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8 years

Johnny Stewart or MLK?🤔🤔

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

7 years

I know it may not happen. But I'm still waiting @ORSchools

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

8 years

Mr Rocky Top himself🍊

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

If you swam in the Civic Center and at the outdoor pool, you are immune to coronavirus

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

7 years

Brady texting Bill??

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

@ftb_bigcurt14 @RedditCFB

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

I’ll just leave this here..

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

Curtis: “I once saw Tyr eat an entire box of Cheez-its in one sitting. It was honestly impressive.” @ftb_bigcurt14

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

8 years

Bruh😂😂😂😂

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

8 years

When you see Bae flirting in the stands

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

8 years

#3 -0 🐾🐾

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

8 years

Unit circle in Trig, or Luke Skywalker's X-wing radar?🤔

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

7 years

I say 35-31 Clemson over Bama tonight

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

If Wisconsin pulls through tonight I will eat nothing but cheese for the next week.

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

7 years

If anyone was to lead a revolution against ORHS. It would be @Daniewoo123

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

8 years

The "I go to Farragut" starter pack

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

5 years

Me: Should I do it? My inner demons:

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

3 years

I made a playlist for someone once. I’ll never be that weak again.

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

6 years

Current mood: clean my room at an ungodly hour of the night when I should be sleeping🤷🏻‍♂️

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

9 years

I'm going to miss him singing in the back of the bus after our games. #JoeyStrong

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

I can understand Freestyle, Backstroke, and Breaststroke... I just don’t understand Butterfly though. How did someone come up with it? Some crackhead had to watch a person drown and think, “let’s add some kicks to that, and we will have a good stroke.”

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

3 years

I’m too sleep deprived to care about the consequences of my actions. I’m surprisingly happy to be alive and ready to acquire caffeine to further prolong my feelings. This power is addictive.

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

Every Sunday @MarkLeNoir79 finds a new way to hate the Eagles... and I’m here for it ;)

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

3 years

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

3 years

@NoirMark79 @Billyhottakes Simp

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

5 years

In the past 16 years, the Iowa Hawkeyes have been to the Outback Bowl more times than I’ve been to Outback in my whole life.

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

8 years

5-0🐾💪🏻

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

Buck the Fuckeyes

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

7 years

@zachtrabalka I CALLED IT!!!!!

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

8 years

If an asteroid threatening civilization was heading towards earth..... We would still be in school #Oakridge 😒

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

9 years

I've known him since elementary and now he's gone.... RIP Joey

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

5 years

Not ashamed to be rewatching New Girl for the third time

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

7 years

Happy birthday to the 🔨🔨

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

One day I aspire to have @MarkLeNoir79 and @ftb_bigcurt14 sit down at a table and talk about what troubles them the most....

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

3 years

@NoirMark79

Unnecessary Roughness

@UnnecRoughness

3 years

Valid point if you ask us.

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

3 years

Preworkout before the gym and coffee before work.. both within an hour and fifteen minutes of each other. Today should be fun

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

8 years

@MarkKaczocha

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

3 years

Mark is so smart

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

@MarkLeNoir79 Well that’s not nice

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

3 years

“Hold up a sec, my stomach is entering turmoil.” - @HenryCrunkilton

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

3 years

Things that don’t work together: • Mark tweeting • Mark tweeting @ the gym

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

@ftb_bigcurt14 @MarkLeNoir79 That big curt was an absolute UNIT

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

5 years

It’s always a good day when Notre Dame chokes

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

@MarkLeNoir79 @WTheHammer and I will be there!

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

5 years

@MarkLeNoir79

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

6 years

As a die hard fan of Jurassic Park, I can truly say that this will be bitchin’

Jurassic World

@JurassicWorld

6 years

The @JurassicWorld #FallenKingdom trailer debuts this Thursday. Retweet to get your reminder!

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

3 years

“The 90’s were wack.” - @ftb_bigcurt14

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

In the 7-10 minutes it took for me to drive from work to my house, I experienced the sun blinding my eyes, rain and now snow... Mother Nature are you okay?

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

7 years

@cjackson_25 When you see another dude flirting with bae in the stands

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

3 years

Ethan and I are gods

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

3 years

“Famous backstabbers... that one guy from Indiana Jones 4.” - @MarkLeNoir79

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

8 years

🐾🏈🐾

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

1 year

I love my girlfriend

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

If you don’t like musicals then we can’t be friends

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

3 years

It’s Hot Boy Summer!! Hot - Holy fuck it’s been hot lately Boy - I am member of male species Summer - Chick from Rick and Morty

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

10 years

Congrats @_TeeHiggs5 you deserve it. 🍊

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

3 years

Can someone fuck with my feelings? I’m trying to add some ✨spice✨ to my life

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

3 years

Big Curt really loves the Vols

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

3 years

You’re in her DMs and I’m collecting her scrunchies like they’re Infinity Stones. We’re not the same.

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

@MarkLeNoir79 Haha, I’ll counter that. Marry me and all my legos are yours.

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

Can you please not make sensual sounds while you’re eating a donut..

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

3 years

People make me angry

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

3 years

This still applies to this day...

Zach

@zachtrabalka

5 years

In the past 16 years, the Iowa Hawkeyes have been to the Outback Bowl more times than I’ve been to Outback in my whole life.

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

We really out here living in each other’s heads rent free

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

9 years

Sometimes I feel like Mike wazowski http://t.co/o9XbeTG7OA

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

6 years

Cute date idea: Go to Yankee Candle and sniff all the candles in the store

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

Things I’ll never forget: @ftb_bigcurt14 eating a can of a Tuna while studying Physics in the clubhouse while everyone else was in BP.

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

7 years

I go to Old Navy for the bouncy balls.... not ashamed

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

9 years

I'm wearing my Pajamas to school tomorrow

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

As a die hard Jurassic Park fan, I can truly say that this was not bitchin’

Zach

@zachtrabalka

6 years

As a die hard fan of Jurassic Park, I can truly say that this will be bitchin’

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

@ftb_bigcurt14 @MarkLeNoir79 @alexlawless0123 Don’t forget about BYU

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

@ftb_bigcurt14 @TDISportsClips @reid_dukes15

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

8 years

This week is about to be pointless 😒

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

I love @MarkLeNoir79 but sometimes his tweets scare me :(

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

7 years

That was honestly the greatest game I've ever played in⚾️

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

5 years

@ftb_bigcurt14 Curtis... this has to stop😂

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

Can the summer get here? Like damn I’m trying to look my best and save lives

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

9 years

I feel like absolute poop right now....

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

8 years

Congrats to the girls #state 🐾🐾

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

7 years

You just ruined a perfectly good pizza....

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

@ftb_bigcurt14 @MarkLeNoir79

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

@ftb_bigcurt14 And I lost

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

@ftb_bigcurt14 @MarkLeNoir79 Never

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

9 years

First time at neyland today 😁 🍊⚪️

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

4 years

I wake up and think, “What nightmare is @ftb_bigcurt14 going to plague me with today.” He never misses

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

9 years

It's been hours and we still have no food and water, the children are worried, our morale is low

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

7 years

@ORSchools not gonna lie... I actually laughed😂

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

3 years

I miss @NoirMark79 ranting about some shit he read on Twitter, or in some random book he was reading. Mans could start an argument with you for breathing the wrong way and somehow make sense. He’s an old fart in a 22 year old body. Truly compelling. A marvel. Never change.

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

9 years

Officially done with sophomore year 😎

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Zach

@zachtrabalka

3 years