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3 months

I really cannot listen to creep by radiohead with a straight face because I don’t relate to it at all….im not a creep or a weirdo I’m like the coolest person I know

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@yourgirlrice

4 months

So everyone’s just constantly rewatching modern family

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4 months

poor things on hotstar is insane. the amount of indian parents about to be traumatised...

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1 year

The sluttiest thing a man can do is be intimidated by you and spend every minute grateful that he got you

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@yourgirlrice

4 months

If u told 12 year old me I would grow up and smoke so much I would’ve cried

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@yourgirlrice

2 years

Apparently my 13 year old cousin is setting couples up in her school and if it’s successful she charges them ₹100

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@yourgirlrice

4 months

@appl3muncher Omg this reel was so cute and then I saw the comments it was so :/

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@yourgirlrice

2 years

I love sitting on guys laps and asking them “am I heavy🥺” so that they can be like nooooo and I can feel better about myself but one time this guy said yes and I nearly died

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@yourgirlrice

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@yourgirlrice

2 years

I’m in Amsterdam rn and there’s an Indian dude studying in the weed lounge

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

6 inch subway is too small but 12 inch subway is too big they should make a 8.5 inch sandwich

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

We don’t care about it either pls don’t associate it w us thank you

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1 year

did anyone else know about this statue in india or am i just a dumb american???????

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

Our house help was complaining that they’re changing the text books to remove Mughal rulers and all and her sons are in school and she said “Mughal ko text book se nikal liya toh Shivaji ka kya kaam voh kisko bhagayega” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@yourgirlrice

5 months

Who ever came up w Splitwise was frustrated af

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

U ever think wow this persons life is so Instagrammable until u hangout with them and realise wow exhausting it is their singular purpose in life to make everything look perfect

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

When I’m @ marine drive and I see someone with a mic approaching me

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@yourgirlrice

3 months

This is insane kudos to these women

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3 months

South Korea doesn't have any 1st graders.

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

Lmfaooooo if I was at this table I would’ve gotten up and shown Rani my martial arts

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@krownnist

2 years

I still cant believe this an actual conversation that happened lmao

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@yourgirlrice

11 months

Literally iske baap ka kya jaa rha tha

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@yourgirlrice

2 years

@tyler02020202 Hey Jude

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@yourgirlrice

3 years

@angelh3rt @blndls @ctrlzora And Jewish

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@yourgirlrice

3 years

I have seen this more than I have seen my textbooks all year

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@yourgirlrice

11 months

@itzzamann Now the dude from Manipal is going to tell me how to get a personality 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

Women’s bongs r always so clean and pretty and men’s bongs r like they’ve been around since the birth of Christ

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@yourgirlrice

2 years

My roommate telling me to not reply to a 26 year old on hinge not because he’s 26 but because he’s 26 and free to text me at 12 on a Thursday afternoon meaning he has no job

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@yourgirlrice

9 months

At what point can u start sending him reels asking him why he’s liked them

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

Men r so unnecessary “can’t believe my ex girlfriend still talks shit about me on twitter😔🥺” Damn dude maybe don’t be shitty next time

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

They’re doing so much for tall gf short bf representation and for that I say thank u

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

I think cis het men should be forced to date each other for a period of time kinda like compulsory military enlistment so that they will know to stfu when women speak about their experiences

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@yourgirlrice

3 years

What’d my cat do to her..... (PS that’s my grandma)

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@yourgirlrice

13 days

This could be us but u playin

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@yourgirlrice

6 months

Body count discourse is so funny to me because did you know people can just lie

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@yourgirlrice

2 years

Tweets like these always feels like borderline misogyny to me

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

She’s a better person than me bro I would’ve beaten the fuck out of the roommate

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@bandarmoment

1 year

loveeee getting locked out from my OWN house that i pay rent for because my roommates refuse to keep the latch open after 11:30 and turn of the bell too😍😍😍

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

Baby girl is thriving living the ultimate princess lifestyle

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

Giving up ur cats kittens for adoption is so heartbreaking because I feel like this is totally not my place to do that but then again I don’t have it in me to take care of 4 kittens anymore and I don’t even live at home

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

My inner child was soooooo happy when I saw this time frame cause I absolutely LOVED chewing on barbies feet

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@yourgirlrice

2 years

Love women is business

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@yourgirlrice

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@Jalend4s @shehateshiko @AaronHolmez @millyounce @walticle @thoughtfulbae Atlanta

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@yourgirlrice

2 years

You ask boys about their bad hookup experiences and it’s just them telling u stories of how they got assaulted

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

He looks like he’s from Thane (derogatory)

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Cristiano Ronaldo shares new pre-game selfie.

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

Feminist icon tbh

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1 year

After the lion spent the night elsewhere and came home, his wife calmly greeted him.

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

@pradamercury I used to pray for times like these

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@yourgirlrice

2 years

My grandfather w dementia is in the hospital and said he didn’t recognise me because my outfit was ugly and that’s not something I would wear

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@yourgirlrice

2 years

Serves me right for playing stupid games tbh

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

Me when I find the person who came up w 100 free jstor articles a month

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

They’ll also go there and end up dating a boy from Delhi so…..

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

Going to round up everyone I’ve done a group project w and light the room on fire

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

When I’m watching modern family w someone and they tell me their dad reminds them of Phil Dunphy

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

Leaving a message out for the other mosquitos

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

@Sarthak02_ Because the statue was built on tribal and adivasi land and crores of rupees were spent on it when the government could’ve and needed to use that money more efficiently elsewhere

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@yourgirlrice

2 years

Hooking up w men is fun but having them solve all your tech issues is the real bonus

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@yourgirlrice

2 years

Watching fabulous lives of Bollywood wives and doing math

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

This actually happened I’m not kidding I fucking love when Hindus talk like this

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@yourgirlrice

2 months

One of the kindest men I ever dated was a tech dude who has a room like this I will never hate on them again

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Bedroom of an average Bangalore software engineer with 1 cr package.

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@yourgirlrice

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Dawg they r so fast

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@yourgirlrice

3 years

Deleted all my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way(my mother sells me to one direction )

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@yourgirlrice

2 years

Bruh my mom caught me smoking now she’s saying she’s going to send me to rehab this is so funny

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@yourgirlrice

2 years

Stopped drinking, smoking and snorting but this is what my night stand looks like now

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

My dad calling me 2-3 times today to ask me what I’m doing and what my plans are like I wish I was lying to him and dating someone but I’m seriously not I’m so bitchless that man is too bothered

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@yourgirlrice

3 years

I think Instagram should have an option to remove yourself from other peoples close friends

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

Like I get wanting to take a lot of pictures of yourself your friend and things around you (even I do that) but there’s a thin line after which it’s just :///

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@yourgirlrice

3 years

Thank u swiggy ilysm

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@yourgirlrice

2 years

U can tell a lot about a girl by looking at her night stand

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

If u don’t have ur name on twitter can u pls stop changing ur dn like u were grapes last week u r blueberry this week what r we supposed to call u?????

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@yourgirlrice

2 years

That’s not passenger Princess that’s passenger victim

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

oh she ate that’s so mother

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

That’s such a mallu ass name ohgod

basil joseph

@basiljoseph25

1 year

Thrilled to announce the arrival of our little bundle of joy, HOPE ELIZABETH BASIL ! She has already stolen our hearts and we are over the moon with love for our precious daughter.We can't wait to watch her grow and learn from her every day

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

Seasonal depression excepts it’s summer vacation and you’re living at home and your brains are melting out of ur ears

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

sometimes you’ll be dating a guy who thinks he’s smarter than u simply because he thinks he’s smarter than u and that’s okay you don’t have to change him ur only there to have fun

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

2 of my bestifriends r dating guys from IITS and I thought sabh loser lame guys rehte hai maybe I should try it out because my girls r thriving

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@yourgirlrice

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@__AudI_c

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Y’all ever got chewed up by Twitter ? If you did what was it for?😂😂😂

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

@Sarthak02_ So you’re telling me that you, as a full grown adult who is aware of the state of affairs of this country and the state of its economy are absolutely okay with your government spending 3000 crores of it’s money on building a statue instead of it going towards development or wtv

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

My periods last 7 days I can feel pms symptoms 10-15 days in advance so basically I just have 1 week of sanity per month

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@yourgirlrice

11 months

Want to put him in a jar on my nightstand so I can shake him everytime I’m bored kinda like a snow globe

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@yourgirlrice

2 years

“Urbanic and bonkers catalog” bro okay then you buy everyone clothes

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@yourgirlrice

2 years

I’m going to become the most insufferable version of myself

Pop Base

@PopBase

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Spotify is reportedly rolling out a Karaoke feature, which also gives you a score.

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@yourgirlrice

3 years

Stalking his schools MUN page for pictures of him in a suit

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@yourgirlrice

3 years

You don’t understand my boards are 20 days away but I am so invested in this pls let my cat win

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@yourgirlrice

2 years

I can assure you that was not his first hit

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@WeedPorns

2 years

Grandpa immediately faded 😂

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@yourgirlrice

2 years

This woman helping me secure money bags god bless her

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@yourgirlrice

11 months

Going to Zara during a sale makes me realise that if the hunger games were real I’d lose in like 5 mins

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@yourgirlrice

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This Sunday I will make focaccia to have a little whimsy in life that keeps me going

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

I miss him because I miss waking up to these batshit insane texts from his drunk night outs

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@yourgirlrice

3 years

Y r u all quoting frank ocean lyrics at 10 on a Sunday morning

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@yourgirlrice

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“I was drunk and passed out and she kissed me kinda annoying because I didn’t like her” my brother in Christ……

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@yourgirlrice

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I miss my internet girlies from 2020 when we would text all day factetime all the time because we had nothing to do and we were both just wining it at life I love u so much I told my mother about u

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@yourgirlrice

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Anyway just realised I can say whatever in Hindi and no 1 will get it 🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

Why does no one talk about the fact that depression causes memory loss?

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@yourgirlrice

2 years

Mens mental health matters (anything to stop them from going bald)

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@yourgirlrice

2 months

Toddler on the train gave me one of his raisins

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@yourgirlrice

2 years

I would jump off the moving train

Mumbai Railway Users

@mumbairailusers

2 years

#Garba #Navrathri MUMBAI LOCALS CREATE MOMENTS Now in yesterday's 10.02 am #AClocal from Kalyan. FUN HAS NO LIMIT.

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@yourgirlrice

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If I see that ap Dhillon video one more time I am going to kms

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

Pls don’t make any doesn’t jokes grow up I am trying to shady a very serious sandwhich discourse

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@yourgirlrice

11 months

When I start getting ghosted I reply to every dude in my dms because oh god it’s an awful feeling

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@yourgirlrice

3 years

Haha I used to be c00chiecl0ut/Rice i deleted that acc because 2 many men followed me after I posted pics........anyway where r my mutuals 😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓 pls rt

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@yourgirlrice

1 year

In solidarity w writers strike I will no longer be using Instagram create mode

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@yourgirlrice

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@palaknotpaneer Dude trust me I’m in Jindal too and with the course work we have I assure you no girl has the time or effort to care and outfit pick every day plus I don’t see you complaining about the boys and all they wear is sweats and slides hence I called u misogynistic

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