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bombay bandar

@bandarmoment

2 years

some of my kendrick canvas prints !!! (and more) you can dm @/alishaalalwani on ig for orders :)

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bombay bandar

@bandarmoment

10 months

long term long distance low commitment casual girlfriend

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@laeswrld

10 months

what do you call a one-sided situationship

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@bandarmoment

4 months

any “situationship” that is longer than 3 months is self-harm

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2 months

my fear of being cringe on linkedin will leave me unemployed

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@bandarmoment

3 months

when ur card declines at therapy and they remind u in graphic detail how ur every birthday went…

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@bandarmoment

5 months

the realisation that your male friends that you confided in are just as misogynistic as the “other men” that they shit on will shatter you as a woman. just on a random tuesday afternoon you will hear them talk and you’ll be like.. oh.. wait…

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2 months

this anjali girl is built different because if i get cheated on before my wedding i’m not hardlaunching it through an “instagram post” i’m making a missile and launching that😊

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@bandarmoment

9 months

the most progressive men u know laugh at misogyny in private with their male friends btw🤣

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@bandarmoment

2 months

when u look at old pictures of urself & think oh i used to look so much prettier back then but when u were at that point in ur life u hated how u looked & every time it’s just a viscous cycle of missing how u used to look & realising younger u didnt even know you’d like her now

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@bandarmoment

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i hate that you have to just.. live with the fact that… you can’t tell someone all the small details about your life and your small milestones and happy moments after they leave… even if they were the first person you’d want to tell everything to… lol

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@bandarmoment

5 months

man u could’ve just called me a slur

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@bandarmoment

4 months

everyday i stumble upon an old hindi song and feel an immense amount of grief over the fact that they dont make music like this anymore probably never will …

Celina ❦

@bollyvfx1

4 months

shaan’s voice suits saif so well

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@bandarmoment

11 months

why do they give them vibes

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@sealmyfate_13

11 months

Only they can bring Taylor to India now

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@bandarmoment

3 months

shes so real

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@bandarmoment

4 months

me when i was 12 years old on tumblr eating up s(he) be(lie)ve(d) 😞😞

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@bandarmoment

8 days

being compressed into a zip file must feel so good for a document

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@bandarmoment

2 months

Rihanna about to perform her banger We Found Love In A Hopeless Place (Gujarat)

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@bandarmoment

1 month

when u miss home when ur away from home and u come back and realise exactly why u wanted to move out what a fucking vicious cycle lol

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@bandarmoment

9 months

made in heaven episode format— bride: fuck u groom: fuck u blood fuck fuck u fuck bloody Kabir Monologue: But why really is it “mental health” and not “womental health”? Why does nobody ask that question? The truth is that in Delhi a woman’s mental health has never mattered…

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@bandarmoment

4 months

nobita was so annoying & bitchless. imagine having the privilege of using so many cool gadgets and you somehow end up using every one of them to peak into your crush’s washroom… doraemon was so sick of his shit fr

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@bandarmoment

4 months

this micro trend has nothing on my 2022 tattoo

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@bandarmoment

2 years

omg i love euphoria !!!

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@bandarmoment

2 months

MIXIE NOHARA

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@rachelgreene131

2 months

@bandarmoment Wait it's mitski nohara? I thought it was mixie nohara 😭

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@bandarmoment

2 months

war flashbacks…… this was my twitter

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@shrikthefreak

2 months

throwback to 7th grade btw good times

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@bandarmoment

11 months

umm Normalise watching films in portions of 10-15 min bits every time u get time . Just piece by piece . like its a tv series . this tweet is for the adhd girlies

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@bandarmoment

3 months

the idea of splitwise premium is so stupid if had the money to afford premium why would i need splitwise 😭

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@bandarmoment

5 months

misogyny word pronounce nai karne aata hai aur aaye bade bhaisahab anushka ki english correct karne 😭😭😭

de little delulu show

@MrNarci

5 months

a story of maturity and value systems in two parts: chapter 1: ghar se nikalte hi

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@bandarmoment

11 months

pls😭😭😭

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@bandarmoment

2 months

thats not Noah Centineo thats Arjun Kapoor

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@PopCrave

2 months

Noah Centineo shares new selfie.

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@bandarmoment

20 days

delhi people when they step out of delhi:

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@bandarmoment

16 days

when someone takes an interest in ur life by asking u one (1) question but u dont know how to answer anything without giving people the context of every other interrelated incident and jumping stories because the lore always runs too deep

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@bandarmoment

3 months

miss when they made ironically fuckall films like golmaal and houseful now they make unironically fuckall films like pathaan and animal

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@bandarmoment

4 months

do yall remember when people used to post screenshots of the number of hrs they spent on call together that was a wild era😭

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@bandarmoment

5 months

disney star ass picture

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@MSDianAbhiii

5 months

Life was good when Katrina used to speak Hindi in cursive

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@bandarmoment

2 years

it’s so weird when u had so much planned for someone’s birthday and by the time their birthday arrives they’re not even in ur life anymore wtf :/

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@bandarmoment

1 month

HES SO KAJU

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@eepyjjun

1 month

New fat chinese baby pictures just dropped

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@bandarmoment

3 months

COQUETTE IMRAN KHAN?

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@bandarmoment

2 years

breakups r just yassified katti

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@bandarmoment

4 months

lives were changed . sexualities were reconsidered . jaws were dropped .

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@bandarmoment

9 months

loser virgins always be quoting shit like this with “who’s gonna tell her” Bro nobody… Like … sometimes it’s ok to just express affection in friendships uk .. the world would benefit from more male friends who actually express affection—

Kabutarr ja ja ja

@queserasarasara

9 months

Who needs a boyfriend when you have got Samir???

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2 months

i just cant get myself to post on that app without sounding insane 😭

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@bandarmoment

6 months

physical intimacy in friendships is so special … when a friend leans their head on my shoulder somehow everything is Ok . when a friend holds my hand while walking or pushes me to the other side of the road … when a friend lays their head on my lap .. life is worth living

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@bandarmoment

11 months

need to be the hottest AD on set at all times

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@bandarmoment

1 year

planning college fits so hard because like… want to look cool… but too hot to layer… class too cold to wear revealing… dress code… white will get dirty easily… what if i wear a banger fit and i waste it on an ordinary day when no one shows up…

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@bandarmoment

5 months

yall r so annoying yaar

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@pinksauc3pasta

5 months

animal is such a misogynistic incel minded film wtf (I'm 6ft btw)

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5 months

what is this weird obsession everyone has with sexualising kids from kids’ cartoons like😭😭😭

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@bandarmoment

6 months

waah bohot crazy kar diya

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@bandarmoment

9 months

i will never trust a male feminist yall r SICK

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@bandarmoment

3 months

i love sarees so much man…… i love women in sarees…. i love the act of another woman helping you wear a saree… everything about it is so beautiful

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@bandarmoment

8 months

maybe srk was the ganji chudail all along

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@bandarmoment

7 months

ind!ans when they have to dickride a country that dgaf ab them

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@ANINewsUP

7 months

#WATCH | Israel-Palestine conflict: Youth in UP's Varanasi extend their support to Israel by getting tattoos.

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@bandarmoment

2 years

omg exactly one year ago i met farhan akhtar and unknowingly did the the debbie rayan thing

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@bandarmoment

1 month

literally no phase in my life has passed without this song being there for me i dont think u understand what the silliness of it does for me

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@heyyajnabee

1 month

How do you guys forget this everytime 😔

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@bandarmoment

4 months

zindagi sawar loon fr

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8 months

me trynna hit with the south indian guy

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@bandarmoment

2 years

he really thought he did something or what

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4 months

oh my god u dont smoke OR drink? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite Beer Biceps?

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@bandarmoment

2 months

money can take you to the randomest places (Jamnagar)

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4 months

wearing my mom’s clothes from when she was slaying in college & carrying her legacy actually

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27 days

r u supposed to change the love theme back to normal if u break up

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15 days

me in this heatwave

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@bandarmoment

6 months

someone showing u all the places they grew up in is such an intimate form of love… idk it feels so so beautiful to see the places people hold sacred to themselves and for them to share these spaces w u.. and to almost be a part of the part of their lives u werent around for :(

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4 months

MUN is just Ghar Ghar for annoying people

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how are some of the most insane people i’ve ever met somehow studying psychology like ALL of them god bless their patients dude

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@bandarmoment

11 months

toh tu bhar na sabke kapdo ka paisa kuttiya kisne roka hai

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11 months

girls literally wear this duplicate chikankaari kurti and baggy jeans witha 250 rupay ka jhola and put some chapri earrings and then say oh i love traditionals

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2 years

this has to be the best picture i’ve ever taken of an animal i’m dying

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@bandarmoment

4 months

bandra, thane, pune, noida, gurgaon . Five places u should never date men from . thank me later ladies ❤️

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@bandarmoment

2 years

bro????

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@bandarmoment

2 months

choosing which chaddi & bra to sacrifice on holi is the most heartbreaking decision

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8 months

men will be like “i’m written by women” Like ya Bro by Ekta Kapoor …

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2 years

i’m soooo

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10 months

girl dinner

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@bandarmoment

11 months

nobody Gets it . Nobodyyyy gets it 🧿

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@bandarmoment

1 year

thinking of when my ex would deadass not hype me up too much because that would “stroke my ego” and my current bf replies to my pictures like this <3

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@bandarmoment

2 months

OYE BHONDU

animales en situaciones random

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5 months

watched dunki…… srk i cant keep defending u like this

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@bandarmoment

9 months

kabir in made in heaven:

musu frm twt

@twtexe

9 months

going thru my teenage journals and this part knocked me the fuck out, what was he on about??? 😭😭😭😭

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@bandarmoment

5 months

men liking ur story is so… bleh… ok Cool yea u think im hot… sometimes u just like what i posted Yea ok whatever.. but when women do it.. it’s ljke.. queen ? r u validating my make up rn ? do u think that caption is funny ? u think im cute ? we r besties now !!!

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@bandarmoment

2 years

girls find a close knit friend group in school and hold on to it like their life depends on it and nobody they ever meet matches up to that standard

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@bandarmoment

2 years

[disgustingly hungry, absolutely famished for reassurance voice] no no it’s okay i’m fine leave it

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@bandarmoment

1 month

chaddi is such a real word like yes that is a chaddi

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@bandarmoment

2 years

went through his following

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@bandarmoment

2 years

fuck breakups guys have u ever been denied an iphone :(

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@bandarmoment

2 years

dick from a man who knows the most random facts about everything

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4 months

Imaad is the most realistic part about Kho Gaye Hum Kahaan because there’s always that mf who says “i cope with sadness by making jokes out of them haha” and then goes on to crack the worst unfunniest joke known to mankind 😭😭😭

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4 months

bro was the original babil khan💀

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@bandarmoment

5 months

being looked at like this is one of the best parts of being in a relationship im ngl

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@bandarmoment

2 years

whenever u see these on a mf u know the most annoying words r gonna come out of their mouth

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@bandarmoment

1 year

u do know why women are given free entry in clubs right? bec unequal amt of men in clubs = unsafe also more women in clubs = men come to check women out + buy women drinks (at their own will) (to get laid bec desperate) so stop calling it a privilege bec it’s not it’s creepy

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@0x403f4021

1 year

women privilege is getting free entry for women stag in clubs.

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@bandarmoment

4 months

last night was so surreal… watching everyone leave everything at 12 to go video call their loved ones at the same time was so heartwarming… people all around the house just calling people to wish them HNY just to hear their voice first thing in the year… humans r so cute☹️

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@bandarmoment

6 months

can’t believe it’s been a year into my relationship today . this is the happiest i’ve ever been w someone… and im being treated exactly how i always wanted to be treated… wtf 🧿🧿🧿

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@bandarmoment

21 days

what being on dating apps feels like

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@bandarmoment

1 year

thinking of that one time i met farhan akhtar and i forgot my phone so my best friend went to take the phone and i had to have small talk with him so i trauma dumped on him about how scared i am of getting into the film industry and he reassured me that it’ll work out

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@bandarmoment

1 year

while starting this relationship 6 months ago we knew we only have 6 months of time together in person and we said “theek hai baadmein dekha jayega” ab saala nai dekha jaa raha baadmein madarchodh

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@bandarmoment

2 years

do i look Maeve enough