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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

10 days

Being a single mom is all fun & games until it’s not. It’s a heavy fucking load to carry.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

2 years

Y’all need to learn what “sensory overload” is! Stop assuming people have attitude or are mad just because they need time alone. Not everyone can constantly be social all day, everyday. Some of us need a few hours alone, without being talked to, touched or bothered, and THATS OK.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

9 months

Rather than buying that Starbucks for the person behind you.. Call a local school & pay off a child’s overdue lunch account. Clearly the person behind you in line can afford their coffee.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

5 months

Fuck kissing under the mistletoe, I wanna bounce on that North Pole. 😫

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@yogirl_aleah

3 years

A WOMAN CANNOT BE YOUR PEACE IF YOU ARE NOT HERS! Stop expecting peace from a woman when all you do is give her problems. Do right by her, she’ll do right by you. She go through shit JUST LIKE YOU DO. Give that SAME PEACE and support that YOU’RE ASKING FOR.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

2 years

I'd steal, kill, lie, DIE for my kid with no hesitation. That is the scariest part about motherhood. Knowing that in that moment you would do anything, be anything they need you to be. My love for my kid is limitless, unconditional, and cannot be moved.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

Being a mama is not easy. You still have to be a mom when you’re stressed, depressed, burnt out, crying and struggling. Mothers are superhero’s.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

4 years

People be SO MAD when they can’t bother you. That’s peace baby, GET YOU SOME.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

1 year

Y’all have Miley Cyrus telling you to buy your own flowers. I had Carrie Underwood telling me to slash his tires. We are not the same. 🥱😒

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

11 months

Of course my kid comes before you, my kid comes BEFORE ME.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

2 years

Siblings can grow up in the SAME house, with the SAME parents, and have COMPLETELY DIFFERENT childhoods.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

4 years

S/O to all the mothers that wakes up every morning knowing they’re not ok but gives 110% for her babies everyday.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

4 years

If your baby’s mother takes care of your child day in and day out, takes the child to every appointment, makes sure the child eats, is safe and happy and you can’t respect her, you’re a low life that will never respect anyone.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

9 months

I’ve been seeing a lot of comments about whether you can actually do this or not and yes you can! Here’s an article to follow my tweet.

Amazing woman is calling up schools in her area and paying off their school lunch debts

A 2019 School Nutrition Association survey shows more than 75% of school districts in the U.S. had school meal debt.

scoop.upworthy.com

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

4 years

Friendly reminder: IF YOU NEED A JACKET YOUR BABY DOES TOO‼️✨

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

10 months

Having MY KID in your life is a privilege not a right. 🙂

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

4 years

@BekkahWelsh Holy moly this is amazing‼️‼️‼️ You go girl. I wish I had your motivation 😩 Swear I’m at the point where I’ve just accepted I’ll be like this forever 😓

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

4 years

Who’s never shopped at Sheins or WAYFAIR and doesn’t plan on to now 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

I’ll be DAMNED if a 24yo man got my 5th grader PREGNANT. They had a WHOLE ASS BABY SHOWER. I think tf NOT. Arrest everybody that attended that shower‼️

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

2 years

Being a SAHM seems great until it becomes who you are & leaving the house seems so out of your comfort zone but at the same time you want to do anything but be home. Being a SAHM seems great until you’re the boring friend no one wants to hang out with.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

They got flash from Zootopia processing my stimulus check or sum cause... 😭😭😭😭

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

10 months

Having a C-section is probably my biggest fear not gonna lie, & this just confirmed that. 😭😳 I gotta give mad props to C-section mamas 🙌🏼👏🏼

Brittany’s Strangely Optimistic

@MissBeeBright

10 months

Seeing the 7 layers of a c-section s never not fascinating to me! 🙃

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

HIGHLY RECOMMEND watching it in this order ‼️ Totally makes sense now 🤯

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

I’m “cum in me Daddy” toxic 🥴😬🙃

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@yogirl_aleah

7 months

I don’t spank. BUT I’ve been real DONE with my daughter’s attitude so I spanked her butt today she turns around real quick and punches me in the stomach “DONT EVER DO THAT AGAIN!” 😭😭😭😭😭 broooooo

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

4 months

I’m a TMI enjoyer. You can never give me too much information I want all the details. 😩

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

4 years

He texted me “head?” I responded “shoulders, knees, and toes.” Gtfo my face.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

Don’t tell a mom she looks tired, she already knows that. Tell her she’s doing a good job, she might not know that.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

10 months

I’ve wanted to quit, but I have someone’s childhood in my hands.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

2 years

Mom confession: Being raised in a home filled with yelling, I vowed I wouldn’t be that parent. Then I found myself struggling to regulate my irritability and rage in motherhood.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

2 years

She a 10 but she battling depression & anxiety.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

Having a talkative kid is ALOT. Like damn, you ain’t outta breath yet?? 😩😮‍💨

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

2 years

I can look bummy everyday but once I clean up yeah I’m HER.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

2 years

When you become a mother you have one foot in the past recalling how you were parented and one foot in your own mothering experience. Motherhood can bring a lot of wounds to the surface but can also be a vessel for healing and breaking cycles.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

5 months

Sometimes a family is just a mommy and her kid. 👩‍👧🔒💪🏼

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

$3,600 per child?! Y’all hear about that?!

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 months

I’m a ring and necklace girly. I adore my rings and necklaces.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

4 years

Beefing with me is pointless. I’m over here chilling and you over there BIG MAD.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

5 months

Coparenting with the same person you’re healing from is not talked about enough.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

Omg if I see one more mom complain about being a mother, I’m going to support her because motherhood is hard and we really need to be more kind to one another.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

I don’t think suicidal people get enough credit for not acting on their suicidal thoughts. For all of you who have survived the urge to end your life, either coming out the other side or still fighting to stay alive. Celebrate surviving. Congratulations, and keep on fighting. ✨

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

I get unfollowed cause I accidentally follow two people who have beef with EACH OTHER. Like I just HAPPENED to be following both and I just be liking tweets, I don’t even be knowing who arguing with who 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like chill, I ain’t on no ones side.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

Were you a Never Shout Never girl? 🙋🏻‍♀️

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

I HATE when bitches be like “you know wassup with me” or “you know who I am” LmFaOooooo idk wassup with NO BITCH, your name don’t hold no weight over here. 🥴

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

1 year

Gordon Ramsay, Bobby Flay, Anthony Bourdain, and Emeril Lagassee make more money than any man that is telling you not to buy your son the kitchen set.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

Y’all wanna know what’s crazy?? The hate a woman will have for you over A MAN. 🥴🙃

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

9 months

@khloebankslife Yes I totally agreee!!

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

6 months

Men rather lose their whole family than act right. 🥴🥱

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

Talking about what someone did to you is not talking badly about them, and if they didn’t want the story told, maybe they shouldn’t have done it. Read it again.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

11 months

I kinda regret not having a kid right after my daughter cause now she’s 6 and that’s a big age gap if she were to have a sibling now 😭 so if I have a second kid, I want a third soon after so they can be close in age. 😩

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

Adulting is when you put the $4.97 meat back because you found some for $4.72 😂

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

2 years

Stop DELETING emails and start UNSUBSCRIBING.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

2 years

I don’t feel bad for ANYTHING that comes out my mouth after somebody got me fucked up, go cry about it.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

@lexiebbbyyy 🌻

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@yogirl_aleah

4 months

You ever been obsessed with a man’s hands, like I need them all over me 😩😩😩

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

10 months

X looks like you’re about to enter a porno app 😭😒

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

Emotional abuse is still abuse.

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@yogirl_aleah

3 years

A grown man who needs multiple women is unhappy with himself. I said what I said. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤧

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@yogirl_aleah

4 years

Having a child is my greatest achievement. It was my savior. It switched my focus from the outside to the inside. My child is a gift, she reminds me of what’s important.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

4 years

Housework: No one notices when you do it, but everyone notices when you don’t.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

4 years

Who else is drama feee, unbothered, and minding there own business 🙋🏻‍♀️ Say I 😌

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@yogirl_aleah

4 years

Two things I know I can make: pretty kids & people mad 😘🤪

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@yogirl_aleah

4 years

Bitch I’ll cut grass with a toe nail clipper before I EVER say “as long as he comes home to me.” 🤧🤧🤧🤧

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

4 months

If you in here, I love you. 🫶🏼 if you not, sucks to be you cause I’m not approving no new follow request after going private.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

I BUST my ass to be the best mother I can be, and nobody can take that from me‼️💪🏼👊🏼

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

I was going through shit by myself with a mf right next to me.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

9 months

Yeah we call them Narcissists.

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@yogirl_aleah

8 months

I hate being the girl with vision problems, stomach problems, anxiety problems, depression problems, just the girl with problems. 😭😭🥱🤧

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

Hey small shops 👋🏼 I wanna shop! Drop your links please ⬇️🤗✨

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

4 years

No bitch will ever intimidate me enough to delete a tweet or make my page private, cause I truly dgaf 🤷🏻‍♀️🥴

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

I miss my own energy. I used to be so full of life. 😪

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@yogirl_aleah

9 months

@_Lowlifelibra Yes love that!!

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@yogirl_aleah

7 months

You might coddle your child but I don’t OK. You might be fine with getting walked all over but I ain’t. Kids can be ruthless af, they can be manipulative, they know wtf they be doing.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

Not me being impatient refreshing my bank app every 5 minutes hoping the stimulus check has arrived 😭🥵

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

9 months

Going from sahm to single mom. It’s a whole different fight I’m fighting.

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@yogirl_aleah

2 years

Motherhood goes like this: You want to speed it up and slow it down. You want them to be grown ups and babies at the same time. The things that drive you insane are the things you know you’ll miss the most. You want a break but you miss them on the break.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

Take care of yourself. Take care of your heart. Take care of your mind. ✨

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@yogirl_aleah

3 years

To the mom that has no presents under the tree- you’re a great mom. To the mom that has 2 presents under the tree- you’re a great mom. To the mom that has 30 presents under the tree- you’re a great mom. To the mom that has no tree- you’re a great mom.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

Ain’t nobody gonna manipulate me into believing I’m a bad person. My intentions have always been pure. I might make mistakes but who don’t?! I’m mature enough to admit at times I could’ve been a better person but FOR A FACT, I’m not no evil ass soul.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

Moms with just ONE CHILD, do you want another kid or nah? I go back and forth ALL THE TIME. Like I do but I’m content with just the one. But I got a name picked out for another one. Like I really can’t make my mind up lmfao.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

9 months

Forget opening my car door for me, put the kids in their car seats 😫😴

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

I don’t mind being talked about 🤷🏻‍♀️ but don’t be making shit up 🤣

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

Not everyone has a 2 income family. Not everyone has help. Not everyone has money in a savings account. Every parent does not have a reliable babysitter or reliable vehicle. Some people only have THEMSELVES. Some people live paycheck to paycheck. These people also deserve respect

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

3 years

@Salma_love18 @_EastsidePc 😌

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@yogirl_aleah

3 years

I’m sorry BUT having a threesome is NOT a fantasy of mine and NEVER WILL BE. That’s just me though 🤷🏻‍♀️

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

5 months

⚠️TW: Suicide⚠️ Just wanna say thank you to everyone for all the kind messages in my DM’s. I truly love you all. ❤️ I don’t want to be alive. That’s the sad, honest truth. & I’ve been trying to convince myself otherwise for the past 15 years. But I’m here, still fighting. 😩💪🏼

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

4 years

I use to stop my whole day for a dude. Now a dude better catch me if he can, cause I’m the MOTHERFUCKING GINGERBREAD MAN.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

9 months

I DID NOT like the way the ER nurse talked to my SIX year old daughter. Even our neighbor popped her head in and said she was being a bitch and told me I was doing a great parenting job as I’m sure she heard all the commotion coming from our side of the curtain.

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@yogirl_aleah

10 months

First of all, it’s not candy it’s chocolate. & second, you just embarrassing yourself, these bomb af!!! 😭

✭ sunny B💫

@queeenthang

10 months

The worst fucking candy ever

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@yogirl_aleah

1 year

We don’t talk enough about how you can’t save a narcissist…

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@yogirl_aleah

2 years

The most tiring thing about adulting is how CONSTANT it is. There is ALWAYS some shit to sort out. You “chilling” means you’re probably just ignoring the million things on your to-do list.

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aleah.

@yogirl_aleah

1 year

My kid believes my kisses heal her ouchies. I wonder if she knows her kisses heal my heart. 😚❤️‍🩹

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@yogirl_aleah

9 months

My children will never have to beg me to be sober or present.

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@yogirl_aleah

4 years

Oh cause I thought a bitch who ISN’T A MOM said sum 😩🥴🤦🏻‍♀️

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@yogirl_aleah

8 years

I stopped listening to things you say cause you don't mean it anyways.

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@yogirl_aleah

1 year

*My almost 6yo refusing to wipe her own number 2* Me: “When you start school who gon wipe your butt???” Her: “You, when I get home.” 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

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@yogirl_aleah

7 months

I still bump 90’s R&B like it just came out yesterday.

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@yogirl_aleah

3 years

Mothers are ALLOWED to have hard days. Mothers are ALLOWED to have feelings. Just because we feel a certain typa way one day don’t mean SHIT. Kids are a BLESSING. Being a mother is a BLESSING. Until you are ONE, you will never truly know all the feels. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️👩‍👧

da philly snow white🍎

@MiaPincheReina

3 years

don’t have kids then . it’s that simple

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@yogirl_aleah

2 years

Badabing 🍯

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@yogirl_aleah

1 year

If you see children at the bus stop with no adult around, stay around until they are safe on the bus. If you see a mother distracted putting her groceries in the car wait for a moment and watch her back. If you see a woman walking to her car alone escort her to the vehicle.

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@yogirl_aleah

3 months

Whoever decided to put 4 muffins in the “Little Bites” come outside I just wanna talk.

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