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Master Baja Blaster 🇺🇲🌮🛎

@yeetmancometh

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I'm just a Samwise looking for my Rosie

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@DelusionPosting Yeah that smell is called soap and deodorant

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@alienpostingg @Boats_plus_hoes Cringe

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@buckadeath @_Lufthansa_ @JohanGazownik You're literally the only genocide denier here

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@David_Beisbal @GravitycatI @aginnt Yeah it's actually really fuckin similar, fash

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Going for that 70's cult leader look

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@dyingscribe Niggas in a half shell

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11 months

Why the fuck is benadryl trending

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2 years

The I-95 situation is a great reminder to keep emergency supplies in your car especially in case you get stuck during winter. Blankets(wool is good as well as emergency mylar blankets), at least one way to start a fire(bic lighter, Ferro rod, matches), trauma kit and boo boo kit.

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About to eat tamales for the first time. Can't wait to try this genuine fine Mexican cuisine.

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Southern frens is this true

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This is how I feel about some of my friends. It fuckin sucks.

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GM I am 30 years old

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@POTUS I'm gonna ratio the president

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@JoshD0110 How the fuck is it not letting go while bleeding massively

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I believe the plane lady

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You'd tell me if you were a lizard person right?

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@WhatsupFranks @elonmusk @breakingbaht @CWBOCA Ratio

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@WhatsupFranks @elonmusk @breakingbaht @CWBOCA Literally you

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My coworker tried to tell me margarine and butter are the same thing

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Mothman is real and he stole my catalytic converter

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@tedtiernan_2000 @matthewpao1 @frenchp0ast Homosexual acts are a choice and homosexuality is a sin.

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@RabbiHarvey @CMedina240 You literally built a strawman because you're malicious and ignorant. Simple as.

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Never forget they killed Trevor for this tweet

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2 years

"US bio labs in Ukraine is a right wing conspiracy theory pushed by Russian disinformation but we're worried that Russia is gonna take control of our US bio labs in Ukraine"

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I'm gonna make a dating profile and be like, ladies if you wanna date me you gotta be at least 6' and make 6 figures

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What's the greatest "I'm dead and I know it" moment in movies?

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What's the greatest "I'm dead and I know it" moment in movies?

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I have acquired a banjo

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I can't believe Putin would start a war on a Wednesday night just to fuck with Timeline Earth

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@CMidnight314 @LibertyLockPod This never happened the most

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I hate that every time someone has an embarrassing moment it gets filmed and put on the internet for millions to laugh at. Privacy is a thing of the past.

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The proper way to drink PBR

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@drsuffy @braxton_mccoy Shitting 40 yards would be impressive for sure

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@Aristos_Revenge The one on the left is even goose stepping 😭

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@TKsMantis I mean even the people in the NCR admit the NCR is a mess

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It's impossible. My dog gets drummed all the time.

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@NapoleonBonabot THEN THE 189 IN THE SERVICE OF HEAVEN THEY'RE PROTECTING THE HOLY LINE IT WAS 1527

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@bronzeagemantis @0x49fa98 BAP rn

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@davidpneff Yes I understand. It's because you're evil.

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🤠Weimar Silver Baron🤠

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This was a dollar in 2018:

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@sovereignbrah I'm catholic but the cover on the right goes hard

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@voluntarybear Lmao autism really is my superpower

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THESE RICH MEN NORTH OF RICHMOND LORD KNOWS THEY ALL JUST WANNA HAVE TOTAL CONTROL WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU THINK WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU DO AND THEY DON'T THINK YOU KNOW BUT I KNOW THAT YOU DO CAUSE YOUR DOLLAR AIN'T SHIT AND IT'S TAXED TO NO END CAUSE OF RICH MEN NORTH OF RICHMOND

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Want this patch but they're sold out

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@Imagineasif11 @TPostMillennial @philthatremains You have the Ukraine flag before the American flag. You're anti-American. You're not one of us.

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I care about my dog's happiness more than most people's safety

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@HippieReligious Thrift stores exist. Almost all my clothes are fairly cheap find at thrift stores. It's not hard to look decent on a budget. You can also spend a lot of money and look like a bum.

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A list of bougie shitlibs I would like to loot Seth Rogen Jimmy Kimmel Stephen Colbert Hasan Piker Vaush Chunk Uyger George Takei Pedro Pascal Mark Ruffalo This is by no means an exhaustive list

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You don't need space lasers or direct energy weapons to start a massive forest fire. Retards do it intentionally and accidentally all the time.

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You can't unBaja blast what's already been Baja blasted. You can't unmountain dew what's been mountain done.

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The song has really brought out the anti-working class bootlicking shitlibs damn

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🎶Us straight white men ain't get nothin but hate Please Brandon lower my boss's corporate tax rate Them frackin regulations ain't nothin but red tape Don't want to join a union just want trickle down economics put in place🎶

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Expiration dates are the biggest scam ever. Don't be a pussy.

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"The intelligence community is neither intelligent, nor a community."

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@MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch comes out in favor of the FBI assassinating MLK

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@TheNoseticer @shoe0nhead And Ted Kaczynski was right

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@InsaneCope "Stand with terrorism or stand with terrorism"

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Georgia Guidestones are no more. W for the good guys. Press S to spit.

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AOC farting in this video is a clear antisemitic dog whistle that is meant to reference gassing Jews

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

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The United States’ responsibility is to human rights. That means supporting the safety of the Israeli people and preventing the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians.