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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Press F to apply for whitelist

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@xlmonkes

4 months

100 followers

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

My keyboard looks like this, so your slides can look like this

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Engagement low? Watch this. Windows 95

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Node Monkes at $29,000. Bitcoin Puppets at $12,000. Buy you can still get a Microsoft Office 365 subscription for less than $7 per month. Built different 💪

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Raise your hand if you have an Office 365 subscription for personal AND for business use 🙋‍♂️

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

All this will be yours someday

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Quote Tweet your favorite excel function if you want to be added to our wl spreadsheet.

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

We had a power outage in the office today so one of our dedicated associates @0xShremp started working on a Spreadsheet Monke using marker and paper - the way we did it in the 70’s

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Unlike Bitcoin Puppets we will collab with literally everyone and anyone. Want a collab? Talk to our chief deal maker. We'll work out the terms, and for just a small amount of money you too can be our partner.

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Why should we give you a WL spot for Spreadsheet Monkes? Tell us below and tag a friend 👇

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

We have some gigabrain associates on our team

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

3 months

People are shocked that Bitcoin Puppets cost $20,000. My fellow coworker, there are people paying $37k for a picture of an Excel sheet when they could instead purchase a year long Microsoft Access 365 subscription for only $70.

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

We love Node Monkes and Bitcoin Puppets. We just don’t consider them professional projects. Spreadsheet Monkes is the first NFT that is work ready and built for the office 💪. Put your best face forward by using your spreadsheet Monke on your company ID and LinkedIn.

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

A lot of you are going to be extremely angry when you find out the wl process. Good thing we have a robust HR department which can handle all the complaints and high turnover.

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

GM fellow power users

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

3 months

We love both Node Monkes and Bitcoin Puppets! Puppets remind us of freshly baked cookies on a brisk spring day that our mom's would make for us after school while we edited pie charts for the team project. Node Monkes remind us of our favorite spreadsheet program.

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Hi, CEO of Spreadsheet Monkes here. We have just let go of the intern after being made aware of this tweet. Sending feet pics is not necessary to secure a whitelist spot and Spreadsheet Monkes has no intention of implementing this down the road. Sorry for any inconveniences.

Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

In order to whitelist you need to send feet pics to the Spreadsheet Monkes intern. This is a necessary anti-Sybil mechanism.

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Spreadsheet Monkes come with the following utility: - free one year subscription to Google Sheets - free one month trial to Microsoft Access 365 - all images available on the bitcoin blockchain

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@xlmonkes

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

5 likes 9 replies pressing F 0 retweets You guys follow the letter of the law, but not the spirit. Are you passionate about spreadsheets or do you just want a WL so you can dump?

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

2 months

Spreadsheet Monkes are looking to mint at $1000 each. We will start with a supply of 30,000

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

You're sick of having to connect your wallet to random websites to mint jpegs. We at MidCurve Capital hear you! That's why we don't require this. We've created a shared Google Sheet where you can enter your seed phrase and we will check your wallet for you.

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Microsoft Access is a layer 2 database for Excel

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

It’s happening

Bitcoin Jesus (MetaverseHodl)

@metaversehodl

5 months

Node Monkes: If I created Excel art as a free mint would you mint one?

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

If we make it we won’t tell anyone but there will be signs

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Study this

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

We’re really proud of our fabulous associates such as MrE. Who despite struggling to pass this test, and against all odds finally succeeded on his seventh try. As our CEO @Hillshills said “this just goes to show that anyone can advance here with hard work and the right attitude”

MrE | BIP-420 🐱🧙🏻‍♂️

@MrEdogtagnft

4 months

Shout out to @xlmonkes for awarding me with this certificate of completion for their Microsoft Excel 2016 - Basic course It’s like I always say “I’ll never fail the same test 7 times in a row”

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@xlmonkes

4 months

Node Monkes at .2 vs. Node Monkes at .8

beeple

@beeple

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NODETOPIA

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

“Our research shows the purest way to get exposure to the price of BTC is via the ETF”

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

If you like Node Monkes you’re going to love Spreadsheet Monkes

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

2 months

Some people are saying that we’ll never launch

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Only 5 profile views and no new followers. You guys are acting like you don't even want to become associates at Midcurve Capital

Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Connect with us on LinkedIn

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Spreadsheet Monkes is growing and we’re looking to bring on more associates. Tag someone who you think would make a great team member for your chance to win Spreadsheet Points.

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

GM fellow associate. Have you had your coffee yet?

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

3 months

Many times

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Our follower count is up only

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Tag a friend who’s a spreadsheet wizard who you think would make a great associate

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

We are pleased to announce the addition of @SteveCubes , our CEO's son, to our Associate List. There was no nepotism involved in this choice. His relation to the CEO was completely unrelated to this decision.

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@xlmonkes

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Your NFT community uses Discord. Ours uses Slack. Built different.

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

While other firms chase after the tail ends, Spreadsheet Monkes target market is the bulk of the curve.

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Welcome to the firm 🤝

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@xlmonkes

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Connect with us on LinkedIn

Spreadsheet Monkes - Spreadsheet Monkes | LinkedIn

Spreadsheet Monkes on Bitcoin | Exceling on the Bitcoin Blockchain since 2024 | The first SFW, built for meetings NFT | Power users love us · Experience: Spreadsheet Monkes · Location: Redmond · 10...

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

That feeling when someone with a Spreadsheet Monkes profile picture views my LinkedIn

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

3 months

Sorry guys for the lack of updates. Our intern has been busy updating our spreadsheets.

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

We’re giving a Spreadsheet Monke WL away today!

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

2 months

New corporate banner

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

How to be onboarded as an associate at Midcurve Capital: - buy/mint a Spreadsheet Monke

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Other influencers and project interns have reply guys. We have yes men.

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

You guys excited to get back to the office tomorrow?!

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

But Excel will stay king of all routine office tasks and data storage 👑

Bitcoin Jesus (MetaverseHodl)

@metaversehodl

4 months

Google’s time is done. Search engines are dead. Commence the era of LLM answer engines

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

@xlmonkes is a blatant @nodemonkes derivative. From the spreadsheet designs to the memes, fully stolen art.

bigmoutherapist

@bigmoutherapist

4 months

@lepuppeteerfou is a blatant @RealHPOS10I derivative. From the website to the memes, fully stolen art.

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Study this

The Ultimate Excel Tutorial - Beginner to Advanced - 5 Hours!

✅ Download the free course files to follow along ➡️https://www.simonsezit.com/the-ultimate-excel-tutorial-instructor-files/We've combined some of our very be...

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Big if true 👀

MrE | BIP-420 🐱🧙🏻‍♂️

@MrEdogtagnft

4 months

Hearing rumours that @xlmonkes gonna be the unofficial pfp collection of linkedin

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Spreadsheet Monkes remember 😢

W4 (Top, Lad)

@W4nkpire

4 months

Are we just guna act like windows 9 never happened and it’s ok?

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Associate Survey: Do you own a Node Monke or a Bitcoin Puppet?

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

What's your favorite spreadsheet program?

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

In the early days we didn’t even have furniture. Just an office lease and a dream

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Intern: Hello, Mr. @W4nkpire , our regional manager will be interviewing you today. Mr. W4nkpire: [small talk], so what makes you qualified to be an associate here? Post below 👇

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Another collection being used on LinkedIn. Love to see it

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

I have a feeling a lot of you are going to make it 👀

Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Associate Survey: Do you own a Node Monke or a Bitcoin Puppet?

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

👀

MrE | BIP-420 🐱🧙🏻‍♂️

@MrEdogtagnft

4 months

Spreadsheets are coming

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Alpha

Zek, Hierophant ob de Matriarch

@itsmadeofcheese

4 months

=IF(VLOOKUP(A2,'BaesedPuppitAnSpreddsheetMonketHodlors'!A:B,2,0)>0,"F","Eet a bagg ob dixx")

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Proud of our heritage

Adam Singer

@AdamSinger

4 months

"I miss the in-office culture" The culture:

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

It’s 6:45 P.M. and you just got home from the office. Are you pulling out your PC and playing with Excel or are you a Google Sheets kind of freak? 😈

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Started from Range("A1").End(xlDown).select now we’re here

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

In order to whitelist you need to send feet pics to the Spreadsheet Monkes intern. This is a necessary anti-Sybil mechanism.

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Quarterly performance reviews follow the calendar year

Mayor

@_onlymayor

4 months

@xlmonkes When will you reward early followers

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@xlmonkes

4 months

We’re the 68% that makes the bottom 16% and top 16% possible

Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

While other firms chase after the tail ends, Spreadsheet Monkes target market is the bulk of the curve.

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@xlmonkes

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Yeah. We do a little VBA

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Facts But we love both slick UX and tools for power users alike. Everyone is welcome at MidCurve Capital as long as you have the drive to come into the office and enter data from 9:00-5:30 five days a week.

alice maz @ edge esmeralda

@alicemazzy

4 months

excel is best in class, techies only prefer other tools because they're slicker and simpler, ie they don't realize they're not power users. but the real reason microsoft rakes in billions is they make the second best version of everything and have godlike distribution channels

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@xlmonkes

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At Spreadsheet Monkes we do a lot more than just pizza parties: - casual Friday - biweekly coffee and donut social - annual corporate retreat and team building experience Yeah. We like to have fun WHILE we work

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Other communities do Twitter Spaces and AMAs. Spreadsheet Monkes does morning meetings and corporate minutes.

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@xlmonkes

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@xlmonkes

4 months

We are working on something now. We’ll release it soon

JET 《TYR》🛸

@jetpippo

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@xlmonkes What’s the wildest thing you did on excel

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

After careful consideration we have decided to give Spreadsheet Monke intern a second chance and rehire him. We believe his vast VBA skills will be an asset to our team members and associates.

Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

A couple days ago we fired our old intern for asking for feet pics in exchange for a wl spot. We believe this was an honest mistake, and he threatened to sue us for employee discrimination. Should we give him a second chance?

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Study this

dr. pecker 🐔

@DrPecker420

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@xlmonkes I’ve had my Excel skill “endorsed” on LinkedIn by 420 of my peers

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@xlmonkes

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Spreadsheet Monkes will be a free mint. All our wages are W-2 💪

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@xlmonkes

4 months

New intern here. We run this account up turbo now.

Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Hi, CEO of Spreadsheet Monkes here. We have just let go of the intern after being made aware of this tweet. Sending feet pics is not necessary to secure a whitelist spot and Spreadsheet Monkes has no intention of implementing this down the road. Sorry for any inconveniences.

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

2 months

What would you like to see Spreadsheet Monkes do next?

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

3 months

We’re here for it

The Crypto Dog 📈

@TheCryptoDog

3 months

You're going to need spreadsheets where we're going

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@xlmonkes

4 months

$MOM would love Spreadsheet Monkes associates

$MOM on SOL

@SolMommycoin

4 months

Get you a guy that doesn't use a mouse 😏

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@xlmonkes

4 months

Sometimes 8 hours of Excel just isn't enough

pythonomics (🚫,🥶)

@pythonomics

4 months

I don't get It, I look at this all day why would I want to buy a nft of It haha

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

3 months

Somebody find this guy and extend him a job offer before the Node Monkes get him

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

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Big things are coming

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@xlmonkes

4 months

The mint will be free but it won’t be costless

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@xlmonkes

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We like to have a little fun during our lunch break

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@xlmonkes

4 months

Prior to starting at MidCurve he was a grocery bagger for three years at Kroger and spent 42 months making license plates for the state of New York. He attended George Washington High School in NYC and completed his education with a GED from the American Council on Education.

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@xlmonkes

4 months

He must know what’s coming 👀

HFSP.sats

@inbtfpwetrust

4 months

Looks like the person buying monkes and puppets aint done yet World peace incoming 🌏☮️

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

Just to clarify. This is a team effort and there are multiple people working on this project. No one person is in charge. Many contributors, no authority, just like Bitcoin.

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

We’d love to have you

uofreetepuppel 🏴‍☠️

@lepuppeteerfou

4 months

everything i say gets turned into a copypasta. i don’t like it here anymore. highly unprofessional space. im going back to linkedin.

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

3 months

MS Paint is the greatest tool ever made for artistic expression since the invention of paper. It is the Excel of art.

IamNomad.sol(ol)

@IamNomad

3 months

@basedkarbon dont care. cant do it enjoy your ms paint

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Spreadsheet Monkes

@xlmonkes

4 months

A couple days ago we fired our old intern for asking for feet pics in exchange for a wl spot. We believe this was an honest mistake, and he threatened to sue us for employee discrimination. Should we give him a second chance?

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