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@whoresthedog
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@whoresthedog
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She was 54 bullying a 5 year old
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@whoresthedog
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I hope I'm not just a twitter account to you guys but also a means of acquiring secondhand knowledge of topics you have no interest in
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3 years
Harry Styles stans trying to dig up dirt on Olivia Wilde and make her homophobic only for it backfire and people to dig up receipts of her being gay
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@whoresthedog
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Lesbian convention at the oscars
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CAR CRASH EXPLOSION AMBULANCE AHHH MY LEG
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@whoresthedog
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You guys literally watch this show with delusions in your head
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Tom Wambsgans
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@whoresthedog
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My feminine altar:
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@whoresthedog
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Evelyn showing up outside Celia's house after she broke up with her for the fifth time
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@whoresthedog
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Why doesn't the big little liar eat the little little liar
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@whoresthedog
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She was the world's first Girl Who Gets It
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@whoresthedog
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"coded"
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@whoresthedog
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3 months
You can see the exact moment when the spirit of Nicole Kidman enters her body
@samweavings
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THE REAL STAR
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@whoresthedog
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1 year
One thing about Nicole Kidman there is Something wrong with her we just don't know what. And that's part of the appeal.
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@whoresthedog
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2 years
I'm not gonna lie to you girls I kinda do wanna see the m1nion movie
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Happy birthday Isabelle Huppert most known for this quote
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@whoresthedog
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2 years
Put her in a room with Taylor Swift and it's over
@micahhomgg
Micah 🇵🇸
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no thoughts just jessica chastain calling this person gay mid-interview
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4 years
Alexa Chung getting a tarot reading
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@whoresthedog
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4 months
Bradley Cooper has actual crimes like every celebrity but this entirely fictional positioning of him as the evil version of Cillian Murphy who's bitter and obsessed with him and winning is so... he's just some guy who cares about movies
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@whoresthedog
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2 years
The feminine urge to smoke a cigarette at the first sign of an inconvenience
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On Facebook????? Really??
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@whoresthedog
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Dianna Agron losing her blue checkmark is worse than the burning of the library of Alexandria
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@whoresthedog
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3 years
I do not know a stupider fanbase and I mean this
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HOW DID I FORGET MARGOT ROBBIE SECRETARY OF OVERSEAS AFFAIRS
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@whoresthedog
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4 years
Alexa Chung with Lana Del Rey
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@whoresthedog
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2 years
Just saw Ben Shapiro wanting to fuck his sister again
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@whoresthedog
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10 months
People were doing coke in this Barbie's bathroom
@RealBravoholic
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this Barbie speaks English, Spanish, Hebrew, French, and Italian 💓
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@whoresthedog
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1 year
Nicole Kidman looks like such an elegant stick bug. I feel that if i cracked her legs off and gnawed on them they'd be similar to a celery stalk and have some fibrous strands to clean my teeth in them
@dailykidman
nicole kidman daily
1 year
🎥 | nicole kidman and reese witherspoon spotted in nashville on monday (08)
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@whoresthedog
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1 year
Not for nothing but in a world where everyone else thrives on women hating themselves and being quiet and demure it is actually good and brave for women to be narcissistic and annoying
@raynefq
rayne fisher-quann
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so sad & tasteless to hate on a woman for being “delusional” “narcissistic” or “self important” bc even when it is true (it usually isn’t) that’s literally a pro ..
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@whoresthedog
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1 year
And was shiv the wrongdoer of the relationship when he tracked her period and tried to impregnate her without her consent
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@whoresthedog
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4 years
Alexa Chung taking selfies looking down
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@whoresthedog
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1 year
Look at my nurse y'all 😭😭😭 I'm going to the morgue
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@whoresthedog
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11 months
It's disturbing to me truly. What is the point of being a creator when freaks will just go on here and say utter drivel and bastardize your work.
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@whoresthedog
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@feuilleres ALWINEBELLA??? life imitating art too much
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@whoresthedog
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2 years
Jennifer Aniston watched everyone else make a fool of themselves this season and said not me y'all stay safe though
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Nicole Kidman making dinner for her guests in Nine Perfect Strangers
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They said we need a milf for her to hang out with who will be available ah yes Naomi Watts is never doing anytbing
@goldenglobes
Golden Globe Awards
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The ultimate duo 👯‍♀️ Naomi Watts and Michelle Yeoh are here to present Best Female Actor – Motion Picture – Musical/Comedy! #GoldenGlobes
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Omg this gay bitch
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1 year
Browsing the movies playing at the indie theatre rn and
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2 years
Do ever when u
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2 years
The Naomi Watts variant omg
@MailOnline
Daily Mail Online
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French Covid variant NOT 'worth worrying about' because it predates Omicron and has failed to take off, scientists say
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Jake Gyllenhaal and Dianna Agron on a call rn planning their defense
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Lexi is soooo Taylor Swift coded
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@whoresthedog
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1 year
Literally like they crucified her for acting like any normal teenage girl would in the woods. Sorry she doesn't have survival skills or schizophrenia
@diandrasdiandra
tallulah bankhead
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i really identify with jackie yellowjackets like some of us are just spoiled and unlikeable and useless. that's how some of us are
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@whoresthedog
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A movie being set in New York used to mean something
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@whoresthedog
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3 months
This tweet is so funny because this is not a real problem that exists or affects the world beyond this app
@guymrdth
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there is a strange entitlement in the insistence that kids media belongs and should cater to adults primarily. children deserve stories that aren’t just winking over their heads at people who won’t grow up
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Catherine Deneuve 😍😍😍 #goldenglobes
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@whoresthedog
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All this man does is spew buzzphrases for liberal Instagram infographic marble phone case enjoyers
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@whoresthedog
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1 year
Thinking about how Camille Preaker abuses vodka the most out of every possible liquor and it's the one that's the least flavoured and the most almost sterile and chemical... It all adds up its so sick it's so fucked up
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@T0M1EC0RE @outmycoma Oh that's not..... You've lost the plot
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Alexa Chung wearing velvet suits
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Alexa Chung taking early 2000's mirror selfies
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Sasha Pietierse 13 years old showing up to work getting paid to bully grown women and they had to sit back and take it
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Have watched this six times on repeat
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Reese Witherspoon said no way in hell will I be reading Evelyn Hugo
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Alexa Chung as a blonde
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Alexa Chung playing pool
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Alexa Chung at restaurants
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@whoresthedog
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1 year
Have never seen a poster that more effectively removed any desire to watch a movie
@A24
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You’ve been waiting a lifetime. #BeauIsAfraid trailer next Tuesday.
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Preparing for every new episode of Succession
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Nicole Kidman's agent in 2006 when she asked if she should audition for happy feet or the devil wears prada
@firewIkwme
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@summerlandgay its a question of whether you want penguins or gay people
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Alexa Chung with no makeup on
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@whoresthedog
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Love saying they broke up a bunch of times when it was only twice
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I just can't imagine not enjoying every part of this madame web shit. It's all so perfectly aligned.. the web is CONNECTING... of course we need somebody who behaves like Dakota Johnson to play the lead in a deeply unserious and floppy movie... we used to be a proper country
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Reba as Celia St. James 😍
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I hate to say it I hate to get posthumously weepy and wax poetic about someone just because they've died as if that makes them any more worthy of praise but Jean-Marc Vallée is one of the few filmmakers who I can say has truly impacted me with their work and I cannot believe this
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Alexa Chung being the baby from Nirvana
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You wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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J Smith Cameron in Hacks when
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THE BOBS ARE UNIONIZING
@frankiebrgstein
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team karolina! #successionhbo
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Me when I've generously hired Naomi Watts as my servant and the box I've allowed her to bring with her starts vibrating across the room
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It's literally true and she's right for posting it
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This show is not trying to tell us one single message and make a good guy and bad guy grow up idiot
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The rizz they brought out of eachother like how can you not say fucking raw
@bettesjoan
elise 💫
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girls stop flirting
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4 years
Alexa Chung looking over her shoulder
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She just like me fr
@deathstyles
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“i do not suffer from the world, i suffer from myself. i’m sick in my blood, in my flesh.”
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Why does this have the same energy as every other picture of Edie Sedgwick in conversation with a Man
@itsmarkmoran
MARK MORAN™️
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When a woman asks what bitcoin is
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@whoresthedog
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Nothing can break the bond between a Girl and the song she discovered from a movie she watched
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@glamdemon2004 They have to be the silent majority because people in open relationships are so damn loud about it they can't get a word in edgewise
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@whoresthedog
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You not that bitch or anything don't ever think you're that girl but you ate that one little thing
@Steven_Armour
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“oh you mean the 👁👄👁 not the 🫳🏼🏳️‍🌈”
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She's finally serving and for what like no offense but does she even have a movie
@PopCrave
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Nicole Kidman at the #Oscars
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Alexa Chung debuting the new colour she invented, "Red"
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Alexa Chung on a date with Spiderman
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If the eye is trained
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Happy international Alexa Chung day <3🎂🎉
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@whoresthedog
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Happy birthday Isabelle Huppert i hope you never stop leaning against barriers at Cannes as if you've just fucked the entire crowd and they cried during and they know you're going to tell everyone and there's nothing they can do about it
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Alexa Chung sleeping
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Alexa Chung faking a pregnancy
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Kidman seeing a naked woman suffering: that's my girl!!!
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Alexa Chung saying hello
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Big is moving to Paris still funny no matter how many times the joke is made
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@whoresthedog
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New Riley Keough story just dropped and it's the best one so far
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@whoresthedog
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The way people are speaking about this is deranged
@superloafcat
bfa agonistes
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you almost killed a guy
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Kyle Richards in the bathroom mirror rn while her publicist has a gun to her head
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@whoresthedog
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There are people who know the difference between the piano the piano teacher and the pianist
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