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im very proud for 1) actually going through with it and 2) studying as hard as i did BUT what made it better was how encouraging he was from the very beginning! i wanted to do something for him since he works so hard learning to communicate with us
i spoke to him in korean!!!! and he called me cute and said i was really good at it and he could tell how hard i had worked to show him and now i have to go to bed bc he told me to and i promised him i would so goodbye thank you so much my baby
holy shit i went inside target to use their restrooms and my family just up and left without realizing i wasnt in the car. in my kpop boy abandoned at the gas station era
the hilarious thing about joshua/vernon vs johnny/mark is they all have a very older and younger brother dynamic but josh would be the brother to take vernon along to house parties whereas johnny has spent the last decade tricking mark into believing freddy fazbear is real
ive seen every episode of going seventeen and i truly did not think it could get crazier than whatever the fuck svt gets down to on wednesday evenings but then my friend showed me an episode of wanteez where they got a group endoscopy and i was a little floored
Attendees at Bruno Mars’ concert in Seoul, South Korea:
• SEVENTEEN's Mingyu, The8, Dino, Woozi and Hoshi
• NCT's Mark, Haechan, Renjun, Chenle, Kun, Ten, Xiaojun, YangYang and Hendery
• Red Velvet's Wendy
• EXO's Kai
• GOT7's BamBam
• The Boyz's Hyunjae
• Pentagon's
i saw a “what would svt do if the plane was going down and there was only 12 parachutes” tiktok once and there was a comment that said “vernon is perfectly capable of landing safely without one” and ive been laughing over this ever since
in those artists’ defense there are enough members in svt where they could pretty easily start an industry wide rumor. like if five or six people told me it was their friends birthday today i wouldnt even question it
minghao bboying on his previously injured collarbone VS jeonghan refusing to keep his arm in his cast during bets VS vernon spraining his ankle after shoot dancing and then doing it again on the same foot right after it healed. choose your fighter
every time a new photo of vernon staring someone down for no reason comes out i think about the one where he just looked at whoever took this for an unreasonable amount of time and then just left
jeonghan is soooo fucking funny raising his hand to answer and everyones like “oh wow you know this song??” and jeonghans like “no but MY FRIEND does. tell them bestie.” and gestures to mingyu who is behind him sweating buckets
na pd saying hes “never met another group that tries this hard to be funny” and svt acting shocked about this as if they literally arent notorious in korea for being a traveling comedy troupe that only releases music so they can use the sales revenue to fund improv workshops
sorry i dont even have a joke about the picheolin debut single being officially released on korean and international streaming platforms. this is genuinely the funniest thing svt has ever done like the humor writes itself at this point
doing the get a guitar challenge in front of the riize waiting room without a single riize member in sight . these guys have to be the funniest sunbaes known to man
the picheolin appearance during bss’s fighting stage means the 2024 golden disc awards is now canonical to the overarching caratland/going seventeen storyline. sorry to say that everyone in attendance that night is now a part of the gosecu (going seventeen cinematic universe)
scoups overshares online for sympathy and jeonghan overshares online out of malice and mingyu overshares online due to his innate desire to be a silly pathetic babygirl more than anything
jeonghan: would you still love me if i were a roach?
woozi: yeah
jeonghan: aw :) what if i had a ton of babies and infested your home? what if i made it absolutely unlivable? what if it got so bad your property had to be condemned by the city?
people saying they would have hung up the call but the vernon smile and nod is actually like the second highest level of acknowledgment u could possibly get from a flirting attempt with him. take your wins where u can get them
the cut from him excitedly holding his pair of dream jeans to running around in them with his shorts on the ground is some elevated sitcom level comedy
mingyu saying his ment in english he's so cute
🐶 did you enjoy our festival?
🍑 [the english ment] is vernon's...
🐶 (sulking)
👥 no mingyu go ahead!
🐶 please look forward to our album as well~
every time jeonghan goes online hes like one day closer to the hybe pledis staff making him use a phone that has zero apps and can only call emergency services + choi seungcheol thats it
every single day someone on the seventeen reddit is discovering that dk and minghao switched places in the member order so minghao could be in the eighth space
nobody in this house gives a single shit that i just bought a huge bag of grapes but im so sure if i told mark lee he would say “oh word?” and give me a high five so its whatever honestly
nothing has solidified the whole idea of scoups being the baby of his family more than him standing trial for the gose crime of cheating and basically saying “ok!! then i dont wanna play anymore”
the “do you ever look back at the albums you bought after losing your hyperfixation and think why did i buy all of this” post is funny bc u dont even have to lose interest in kpop to think like this tbh i have this same exact feeling every time i leave target on comeback days
jeonghan removed his ring while washing up & forgot to wear it again so he went again to get his ring back...
😇i'll come back wearing the ring..wait..waaaittt
🥹🥹🥹
good morning it hit me last night that this was a truly candid vernon moment captured on film . he shook his tiny ass for the people in that room and those people only. there are a million realities in which we never get to see this. seungkwan i think i owe u my entire life
the way myungsoo is like um….are u sure u can talk about this…. and vernon goes well if they didnt want me to talk about their human rights violation they shouldnt have done it!
vernon talking about how as trainees, they lied about going to the bathroom outside so they could get food 😭
🐻❄️ [there’s ones who] also go and eat kimchi stew. i don’t know if this can be aired but it was hoshi hyung
when that two kpop boys accidentally threw another member's ball away and then lied about it being lost, and they only found out months later through their behind the scenes content
jeonghan spent the first three dont lies relying very heavily on the fact that there is zero solidarity within this group and using that chaos to his advantage and now that same environment he used to encourage is stressing him the hell out
every time svt does those little personality tests theres always some boys who are like “we’re sooooo different hahaha how do we even know each other!!” (jokingly) and then later we find out that they almost got into a fistfight like seven years ago
its actually very funny how every time carats rally together to end the babyfication of dino, jeonghan is always here to announce that despite the rumors, dino is still six years old
the funniest bit of all time is when svt sees someone do something super embarrassing or shameless for content and they go “this is exactly what capitalism does to a mf”
our kpop store regularly carries the most ridiculous knock off group merch so when we saw this we laughed soooo fucking hard only to turn it around and find out its official japanese merchhdjdhdjfhdj
does anyone remember that story abt scoups having a nightmare involving a storage room in their building nobody in the group knew about and then coincidentally that same day vernon couldn't locate the shoes he had delivered to the dorm and they ended up being in that storage room
watching him make a sincere attempt to pick between his own photocards before finally just going “those look the exact same” is so unreal vernon you are the funniest guy on earth
imagine getting a qr code from someone humbly asking u to check out his youtube channel only to scan it and find out its hoshi from multi award winning kpop group seventeen with his 9 million subscribers
every time svt gathers forces against mingyu in an attempt to humble him it really does just make him act up more lmao like he loves this. the boys are like “man whats wrong with you. stink” and he goes “damnn yall must really like me ;)”
fancalls with mingyu are rapidly becoming my favorite things to watch bc it is so not parasocial with him anymore im entirely sure if u tell mingyu ur a carat he will marry you
i love the gose staff and their attempts to counter svt’s collectively insane imagination by holding them accountable and making them do everything they say during these little planning meetings