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coding momma, cybersecurity hobbyist, general badass 🤸🏻‍♀️💫 check out my youtube:

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They rlly named it Airbnb instead of localhost ?
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6 months
Finally a home owner 🔑 🏡 #thanksjavascript
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8 months
Rate my setup 🐡
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3 months
This is a safe space, how often do u reheat ur coffee?
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8 months
*accepted the offer* you're looking at an automation software developer 😎🦋🤸🏻‍♀️
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6 months
I'm getting pretty familiar with the command line, go ahead, ask me to change directories 😏
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7 months
Thinking about what matching pajamas imma get the fam
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Can I take my baby to tech conferences?
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@tallsnail Hilarious timing tbh
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2 months
Longest I’ll be away from the baby but so excited about this front end conf :)))
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7 months
My cool cyber security tip is: just never open an email ✨️
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7 months
My brother would've turned 26 today. He was a man of dedication, a tower of fortitude and muscle, and the kindest person I've ever met. I miss him everyday.
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Even if I wasn’t in tech, I would still be my family’s IT support 😅
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8 months
Creating a new project using Blazor? Here's a few differences~
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7 months
A nonalcoholic beer company called "!beer"
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7 months
Made some holiday brownies 🍁
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Women in power expo was great! Met so many lovely ladies. Really need to make it a point to attend more in person events 😅🤞
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8 months
life is hard but loving u never is 🦋❤️
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The weekend was a nice distraction, now back to the regularly scheduled programming: a Java morning 😅
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6 months
The home ✨️ the tenant just tried to pay me in blocks though, will be evicting.
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The @frontendconf was sucCeSSful, this was my first conference like this, so I was pretty nervous tbh but between the people, the speakers, the conversation, and snacks, I oddly felt right at home! Thanks @cassidoo @jamesqquick @cdvillard and so many others! Selfie-ception!
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Was kinda bummed about getting my first grey hair, only to have my fiancé tell me it is not my first 😂😅
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Easy day at work so u throw down for breakfast 🍳 fried chicken, provolone cheese, egg, mango preserves, on an English muffin 🤩
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Finally picked up the pottery I made, feeling like Seth Rogan 💅
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I get so excited to see a little deeper into peoples lives, like that’s your family, your hobbies, your life?! thank you, I am honored
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4 months
I gotta brew the Java before I code the Java
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3 months
So, apparently you can't use “beef stew” as ur password, it’s not stroganoff.
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Cheers 🍻 happy Friday y’all!
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6 months
When the silly winforms project u did starts paying off
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3 months
Guys I redid my GitHub and it’s so cute! Now to start committing more 😅
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5 months
My baby when she thinks I’ll put on ms.rachel but I put on azure fundamentals instead
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6 months
A lost relic, grandfathered into modern times, yet forgotten
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29 days
How I feel telling people they should upgrade to something that’s not EOL
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8 months
IS THERE ANYTHING VINEGAR CANT DO?!?!?
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2 months
Happy Monday ✨ Weekend was fun, so much grass touching…and maybe some eating! This week is gonna be epic 🤙 Front End Conf this week thanks to @jamesqquick Tech Commute’s virtual conf this week also @TasonJorres Launching my site (🤞) Getting my business cards (hello legit)
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@jamesqquick U put me in a corporate office and I am WRECKING productivity with my gift of gab
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4 months
Baby grabbed my phone and started viewing people on LinkedIn 🥲 😂stahhhhpppp
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I really want more girlfriends so I’m joining a women’s walking/running group, I fell off (socially) when I left the nightlife scene 🥲 as many do lol
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5 months
Hulk SMASH hulk want RAM
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Good morning, remember that the only reaction we can control is our own 💕
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8 months
Cheesecake apple muffins 🍎 and bo
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I learned so much about the internet from stumble upon when I was a teen
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3 months
Good morning! It is Friday for me bc I am attending a women in power conference tomorrow, alone 🥹🤞
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2 months
a salmon wanted to be a programmer- in hopes of thriving in a scale-able environment, but instead he got phished
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8 months
@jamesqquick Yes, I'm seeking a software development role, preferably with c# .net 🎃 but I'm open to learning on the fly 🪰 🥳
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8 months
My baby just stood up on her own, no assist 🥹 wtf how'd I make someone so amazing
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3 months
I like my code like I like my coffee, with a normal (less than 10%) amount of bugs 😎
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7 days
Once again solved the family’s technical problems by tuning the machine off and on again 💪
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Shepherds pie 🤙
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my fiance, sick as a dog, drinking a beer: "its a great way to up your carb intake and stay hydrated"
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3 months
Being in tech means everyone sends me links or their emails asking if they’re “legit or scam”
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4 months
My unpopular tech take is that not enough of u have done helpdesk
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Where is the innovation?
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I’m a little mad at java and servlets and Jakarta rn, but not Indonesia as a whole
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5 months
U get soggy fries and it ruins ur day, I put them in the air fryer and go on with mine ❤️
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I’m loving all the body positivity I’m seeing on my timeline, but the code is trash 🥲
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When u log off the big screen and get to relax a little on the tiny screen before getting back on the big screen
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Might be doing things 👀
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When they view ur resume four months after u applied, like damn I see ur new hire didn’t work out huh
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Love pizza night :)
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I tell everyone about ctrl + z, ud b surprised how many don’t know the life changing magic of ctrl + z
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What is your favourite keyboard shortcut?
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Y’all never answer my development questions so I know y’all r just in it for the memes 🥲 or everyone is just deep into react/js Idek 😅
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sometimes I think about the first thing I ever coded… my MySpace profile 😂
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Singing and dancing with the baby is top tier, such bangers include “itsy bitsy spider” “hop lil bunny” “sticky bubblegum” and watching her go beep beep at “wheels on the bus”💕💕 💕
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Local thrift store had just what I was looking for
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Was anyone else like a weird 14 year old avid role player on gaiaonline ?
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Fuck a standing desk
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Mission impossible one was released in 1996 - it involves cyber ops 🫡
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"What was the spiders day job? A web designer" Babys first Halloween, a pumpkin I carved, recycling dad jokes, top notch!
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I love finding things in the code to better improve the documentation, even if it only helps one person 🥹
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5 months
Pls take some time to give your variables descriptive names today. I’m trying to figure out what checkBox1 checkbox2 and label1 etc do 🥲
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I love information, I am a sponge
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Pretty funny that I got into programming, the same person who irl thinks “I can store this item here, I’ll def remember it’s there”
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I made broccoli cheddar soup and how often do we forget about life’s simple pleasures?
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I guess I lied about the safe space? 😂😅
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Every time I go to Costco I get pushed a little closer to homesteading
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All the self help books I just ordered staring at me as I read the sociopath memoir instead 😅
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Sometimes it’s okay if your side project is a book 🤫
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@Miguel07Code Java- notepad++ and IntelliJ, C#- visual studio, most other things - vscode, may seem like a lot but they all serve their purpose
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I’ve been reading in the mornings before work, and sometimes the baby just HATES that I’m holding something else 😅
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I write a code, I do a squat
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@tiny_kiri Yes, but I have a relationship with the bookmarks I’ll never open again
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The baby doesn’t understand sneezing really, but she’ll try to copy me if I sneeze 😂
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Tis the season 🏈
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What keeps you subscribed to a newsletter? What will make u unsubscribe?
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I’ll show concern when ai creates its own programming language
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Please report it to the head chef ingredients security operator !!
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without downloading a new photo, where are you mentally
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Lately when I get off work and after playing outside the baby won’t sleep anywhere but my arms so I’ve abandoned my side project in lieu of holding her and watching resident Alien bc she will not be this small forever 🥲💕
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Little girl at the park “you have so many tattoos, I don’t have any” with the saddest face 😂😅
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@wydmanski_ That'd awesome! No I'm certainly not there yet but I'm able to understand more of your code than I thought I would! (Learning JS, not on react, yet!)
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I got the power(shell)
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Just decided die hard Elon fans will now be referred to as “muskrats”
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Anyone else notice that truck month falls on women’s month? 💪 🎉
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My spicy take: monoliths are more than enough for most cases
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Creating a C# meetup group called “Let’s LINQ”
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Today was a pretty productive day, all things considered, goodnight friends! :)
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Second setup, sooooo much malware lol
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@eloffd How do you not know what ram is
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