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afro luffy

@velvetistired

1 year

TWENTY NINE DAYS LATER THANKS YOUUUUUUUU

afro luffy

@velvetistired

1 year

Gods of football, I've come to you one last time

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

2 years

Sakaja after successfully finessing the female voters

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@velvetistired

2 years

Kendrick's wife watching We Cry Together

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@velvetistired

2 years

I love Qwetu women bro, they give it up like it's going out of stock

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

1 year

Wireless buds 300, you gone hear Drake in kikuyu

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@fighlilme

1 year

Ni mia tatu ama huyu hawker ameniosha?

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

9 months

Oh look, the abusers don't want their victims being educated

Citizen TV Kenya

@citizentvkenya

9 months

Bishops Oppose Sex Education: Catholic bishops oppose introduction of sex education Kariuki: This will expose minors to use of contraceptives Clergy wants reproductive health strand removed #TheExplainer @YvonneOkwara

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

7 months

I think ku-rap but siko sure

tequila sunrise💕

@_mutio420

7 months

Sasa Kendrick anaenda Rwanda kufanya nini?

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

2 years

I have no political leanings in this race, but electing Ruto after 10 years of Jubilee is insane to me

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

1 year

Bro wants another app to get rejected on

Size 12 stripper heels👠

@Omokeee2

1 year

Spotify should have dms

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

4 months

It's not a war when only one side is dying

jaGaban

@blaccTarZan

4 months

I can't tolerate this gender wars

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

1 year

Is that a motherfucking Kenyan bracelet???

DifferentAreaCodes

@AttitudeOnNyNy

1 year

For HOURRRSSSS 😭😭😭😭😭

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

10 months

My future wife is probably repaying her Okoa Jahazi right now. Keep calm bae I'ma save you soon.

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

1 year

NSG getting cancelled over some tissue is hilarious man😭😭 What do you expect from grown men that call themselves the Nipple Sucking Gang💀

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

1 year

Lukaku I've been your hater for a minute But if you can bag Meg and dunk on Man City in the span of two weeks

Pop Base

@PopBase

1 year

Megan Thee Stallion and footballer Romelu Lukaku spotted holding hands at Lautaro Martinez’s wedding.

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@velvetistired

1 year

My sister moved to Qwetu after this tweet

afro luffy

@velvetistired

2 years

I love Qwetu women bro, they give it up like it's going out of stock

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

2 years

Your own father can't even satisfy a woman

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

2 years

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@velvetistired

10 months

High school was insanity I can't believe niggas used to combine Blueband, Milo, and Sugar to make some kienyo version of Nutella

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

1 year

Ronoh today

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

10 months

A woman with a fat ass expecting to experience true love is crazy

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

9 months

Jesus after turning water into Konyagi

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@FellMentKE

9 months

Imagine bible characters were Kenyans 😂

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

1 year

Fun fact, the camera recognises that you want to take a picture of the moon and just superimposes a stock image of the moon on your viewfinder. This isn't the actual quality of the camera.

Marques Brownlee

@MKBHD

1 year

I don’t know who needs to take a 100x photo of the moon, but clearly the Galaxy S23 Ultra is the phone for you

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

1 year

Edgar Obare

@edgarobare

1 year

Wannabe blogger Njambi Fever shows a lack of creativity and originality as she is not only copying Edgar Obare’s blogging style but also his signature. #njambifever #bnn #legram BNN BASIC-

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@velvetistired

1 year

Imagine I

@its_abner_

1 year

Shadow thread anyone 😂

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@velvetistired

1 year

People who want submissive women shock me. I want a woman I'm scared of talking back to. I wanna fidget and stutter every time she walks into a room.

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

1 year

If you don't say ily on the first link were you even invested?

𝓚𝓔𝓔𝓩𝓨 🐐

@vibewitkeezy

1 year

Y’all kiss on the first link ?

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

11 months

Your homeboy that chases Konyagi

Terror Alarm

@Terror_Alarm

1 year

⚧️🏳️‍⚧️THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS.

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

8 months

This tweet is giving campus guys pressure and making campus girls pine for this treatment. Guys, you're 19-24, I promise you it's okay to not be able to afford to spend 200k on your girl rn. You need patience or corrupt parents lmaooo

MissM

@MissMati_

8 months

🥹🥹🥹🥹… Just because

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

2 years

@juicyflaka @BallsackSports Funniest sentence ever

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

11 months

These are the typa women you don't go 50/50 with. As for the rest of you whores, start seeking gainful employment, the new finance bill is on the way

the black Samantha Jones

@darrcellklynn

11 months

Y’all friend group cute??? Mine is 🤭❤️

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

6 months

It sucks that I'll never experience the female orgasm, but I take comfort in the fact that neither will most women

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

6 months

@BodegaaCat "Let's gas up the Sunderland failure to disparage the Prem legend" 🥶🥶🥶

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

1 year

NEW USERNAME

@wasexplaining

1 year

Everyone's like "The moon tonight 😍" but my girl's my moon every night

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

2 years

First World salary with a Third World cost of living 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

2 years

Excellent analysis

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

10 months

Ion even dislike bro He just needs to accept his fate as a bottom😭😭

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

1 year

Okay in better news, I received my Offer Letter today and I officially start work in January 😌😌

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

1 year

Samosa 1300 I better be eating an endangered species

Faith Nanana

@FaithNanaPashil

1 year

Seriously I can’t believe I bought a latte at Kshs.850. I know I took myself there but this is unacceptable, this is robbery. Tamarind Tree Hotel is the most expensive hotel in Nairobi. What are your thoughts?

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

1 year

This is who Kenyan men model themselves after. Ladies, I'm sorry but y'all are cooked😭😭😭😭😭😭

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

6 months

Your girl having the same size feet as you is crazy

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@_Wangarih

6 months

People are sick !

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

7 months

It's called a boda

tenanatena

@wewacha

7 months

I need uber for students 😭😭 nalipa aje same na corporate people aje 😭😭. @uber_kenya 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

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@velvetistired

1 year

Bong, blowtorch light, and the stuffed baggie I got to break this shit in

tequila sunrise💕

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@velvetistired Drop pic

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@velvetistired

2 years

She's here, and she's perfect 🥺

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

5 months

Some people just shouldn't be raising daughters, I'm sorry

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5 months

With the fruit of my loins

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@velvetistired

10 months

I hate niggas that are always tryna get into fights. Tulia bro

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

2 years

When I was in form 2 a fat nigga tried to hang himself and he broke the branch

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

8 months

I would hand this stick down to my eldest son

SorryHat 𝕬𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝖆𝖙 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕷𝖆𝖜📓

@sorry_hat

8 months

Finding a stick like this.

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@velvetistired

1 year

Bro said Hoo Ha!

You are ugly but I

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1 year

Come outside Terry😎

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@velvetistired

1 year

This hand is at least 45 years old

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

1 year

This his first bad bitch fr

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@TheShadeRoom

1 year

Looks like Lori Harvey had Damson Idris crackin up! (📸: @GettyImages )

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

6 months

We haven't forgotten your SA allegations lil buddy. Chekesha tu watu huku, we know what you are

City Boy ✌🏾

@Cityboyyyyyy

6 months

Women are out here looking like this & my girlfriend really thinks I'll marry her😭

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

11 months

I ain't know them BBLs came with a built in G string

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉

@Shadaya_Knight

11 months

And you still doubt that men are the prize, when women put themselves through such, just to get the attention & validation of men

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@velvetistired

2 years

@atwolimaria Kenyans when your thief of a dad finally kicks the bucket

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

11 months

Nigga confessed he was sexually assaulted and all the qts are like "Fucking in West Mall is crazyyyy" I swear we never gonna be free

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@velvetistired

1 year

LGBTQ people be moving so fast in talking stages cause they know they're living on borrowed time

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@velvetistired

3 months

Being a hater with your S.O. is one of life's greatest pleasures

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

9 months

I have fallen in love with the most amazing person ever, and I can't believe my life, I am so fortunate😭

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

2 years

Andrew Tate is like Jesus for people that don't get pussy and hate women

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@velvetistired

2 years

Kenyans after having the most corrupt leaders for 60 years

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@velvetistired

10 months

When she calls me pretty

Cynthia

@alexomdss

10 months

As a man what do you prefer being complimented with, pretty or handsome?

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@velvetistired

2 years

If any Qwetu women see this I got 6 inches and I don't mind hearing you complain about your dad leaving

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

1 year

I thought this girl was lying so I said I call cap😭😭😭😭

afro luffy

@velvetistired

1 year

Sometimes it's so funny when people don't get "Westmall Twitter" lingo😭😭😭😭

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

2 years

Women are horrible people, I should get one

Kutlo Julia Kutjwe

@miss_edibles

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@velvetistired

1 year

Everyday niggas make their inability to control their urges a girl's problem

KIPRONO

@Onorpik

1 year

One of the reasons why i supported Kenyan Universities crackdown on dress code.

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

7 months

Being left alone with my thoughts is more dangerous than any thug in town

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@GishyyAnn

7 months

I find people who wear headphones, airpods or earbuds on both ears while walking on the road or in CBD very brave

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

8 months

Fried chicken

Murphy⚜️

@_sforsierra

8 months

9. What’s the best food to eat when you’re drunk?

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

1 year

Niggas can't keep a woman and blame it on Nairobi. Angalia kioo nani

𝙰𝚜𝚊𝚊𝚍🏴‍☠️

@_skilli

1 year

Claiming a woman hii Nairobi ni mental illness.

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@velvetistired

7 months

I thought the bedbugs were in Paris?

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@velvetistired

1 year

I sentence you to dating a last born daughter from the leafy suburbs of nairobi

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

1 year

Yes Branuel. You're the one person on earth whose mood gets lifted by a good morning text

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@Branuellll

1 year

Am i the only one who thinks goodmorning texts can really change your mood and actually make you feel important?

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@velvetistired

8 months

If they post the same girl they gotta go stroke for stroke on her, I'll judge the technique

Bedan

@HokageTakona

8 months

If they post the same girl should she be counted?🧐

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

5 months

Gents, this is the bare minimum. Don't praise a fish for swimming.

Thot gpt 🌊

@Kivutss

5 months

My partner will NEVER experience "kudinyiwa" under my leadership ! 🤝🏽

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@velvetistired

1 year

I need a tall woman to absolutely dominate me

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

1 year

You can always tell when people have a superiority complex. it adds nothing to his point, but lazima mjue he didn't do 8-4-4 like you commoners😂

Macharia Njanja

@njanja_dennis

1 year

8-4-4 clearly did you bad guys😂😂. Wash wash is not money laundering. Here is an simple example. A Royal family from Dubai get scammed by some big boys in Kilimani over a 100M Ksh juu wameuziwa fake gold badala the real one. Clearly, that is wash wash but not ...

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

1 year

Some of y'all looked better at the beginning of quarantine

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

4 months

Her: Youre below my standards Him: Hmm, interesting. Perhaps the video of me pissing in the middle of the road will change your mind

Azdak.

@sheillachieng

4 months

Ukidiliti? 💀💀

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

2 years

have sexy seizures on stage

papi

@papichinos_

2 years

what does uncle waffles even do

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

6 months

They're saying that the dude who had 12 women didn't love any of them, otherwise he wouldn't put them through that. I'm telling you a nigga that puts up with TWELVE women doesn't even love HIMSELF, let alone those girls😭😭😭

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

2 years

Uhuru after hearing a knock on the State House front door

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@velvetistired

6 months

This "I was in Starehe" gimmick

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

2 years

People really forget that Shatta and Burna Boy had a rape-off live on the timeline

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

4 months

He got the pics an hour and a half later

President of planet yap 🎀

@njokicannotstfu

5 months

Her. Him

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@velvetistired

1 year

King Solomon said "a baby's real mother wouldn't want them chopped in half" and niggas in the bible said that was the wisest shit they've ever heard

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@velvetistired

5 months

Every day I realize I dodged a bullet

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

1 year

Smocha seller Vs Beverleyne Kwamboka chips mwitu seller

Miss Romantic✨

@NanjieGalgalo

1 year

Imagine kupigania mtu Ako na trolley ya smokie kwa sitting room ? Wah. Y’all fight for just anything

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@velvetistired

1 year

I'm saying grace the next time I eat someone out

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

2 years

My best friend of 15 year died today I'll miss you Zeus ❤️

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@velvetistired

4 months

Don't let fear stop you from loving loudly. What's right for you will do right by you

Post Carlone

@carltonkitheka1

4 months

Loving out loud in Nairobi is an extreme sport. Niggas might start laughing in your replies cause they know something you don't 😂😭

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@velvetistired

1 year

@brickwarl You talking about City or Thomas Partey?

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afro luffy

@velvetistired

1 year

If you were smart, you'd know that that tweet was because I have both a father and a stepfather, who are both in my life. But apparently I have more parents than you have brain cells, so I won't blame you