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@uwukko
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4 months
this is crazy
@justusecobalt
cobalt
4 months
we just released an update that gave cobalt a major processing speed boost, go try it: :D
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2 months
the cats flying across the camera??? people just standing in shock?? this is real cinema
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2 months
요즘 내 웃음버튼
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no fucking way twitter pronouns
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11 months
lowkey getting tan
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11 months
holy shit it’s like 40 degrees outside im melting
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“unalive” just say kill omfg this is not a word
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8 months
this is the best feature soundcloud ever made
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@uwukko
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4 months
i like how this is straight up a lie because websites usually load faster with ublock origin
@DonHaci
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You are shameless @Google
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@uwukko
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6 months
it's not your internet, youtube now makes you wait 5 extra seconds as a penalty for not using google chrome this "issue" is 100% artificial and hardcoded, changing the user agent to google chrome magically fixes the timeout
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@uwukko
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8 months
how many designers have died in the google office so we could have a goat on the basketball alongside other 250 variations
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@uwukko
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1 year
who could've thought that tesla would take this video down? totally not me!
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1 year
teslas should be illegal cause what the actual fuck is this
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1 year
so all deleted tweets were never actually deleted?
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The Verge
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A Twitter bug is restoring deleted tweets and retweets — including my own
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10 months
browsing twitter feels like this rn
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4 months
this video is extremely important
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@uwukko
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10 months
twitter no longer lets you view tweets without an account. all archival tools don't work anymore. unauthenticated downloaders/clients/tools/etc also no longer work. this was probably done to stop unpaid data scraping, but ended up hurting literally everyone else.
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@uwukko
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4 months
pou minigame ass music 😭
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@uwukko
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1 year
tweet views are definitely going to fuck with people's mental health and self-esteem, so here's css style to remove them: .r-1h0z5md:has([href$="/analytics"]), .r-1yzf0co .css-1dbjc4n:has([href$="/analytics"]) { display: none; }
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@uwukko
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9 months
I LOVE ADS AND BEING ADVERTISED TO I LOVE ADS AND BEING ADVERTISED TO I LOVE ADS AND BEING ADVERTISED TO I LOVE ADS AND BEING ADVERTISED TO
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@uwukko
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9 months
it is him
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@uwukko
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2 months
banning tiktok for no reason will most definitely set a slippery slope to internet censorship btw
@PopBase
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2 months
The U.S. House of Representatives will vote on banning TikTok tomorrow, March 13th.
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@uwukko
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2 months
😭
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@uwukko
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1 year
capitalism is when photograph cockroaches
@realnorireed
Nori Reed
1 year
What stage of capitalism is this
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@uwukko
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1 year
that's it. previously proposed anti-lgbtq law just got signed by putin. here's what it means to queer people stuck inside russia (me included): - any books/movies/goods that include lgbtq+ thematics are now illegal - ANY kind of lgbtq+ "propaganda" will get you fined (or jailed)
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1 year
i cant think of a location in my city where you wouldnt have easy access to groceries how the fuck do americans live
@FuckCarsReddit
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1 year
Good morning! Just gonna go for a 2 hour walk to get bread at the nearest Walmart 😀 It’s beautiful out!
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@uwukko
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was the budget for this promo video 3 dollars because what the fuck
@XNews
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Coming soon to a television near you: X TV 👀
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@uwukko
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1 year
oh discord is getting DESPERATE
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@uwukko
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new tech twitter hero yall 😭
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@alexanderisorax
Alexander Isora 👽
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This is Dan @d4m1n He works on 5 projects + runs a weekly show. He sends 1-3 tweets per day. He made 26,257 commits in the last year. Why can't we all be just like Dan?
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@uwukko
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jj ( @schlizzawg ) and me made a web viewer for the chinese street cat app you can watch, screenshot, favorite, and share any feeder from the page on any device, even without h265 support! took us a month to put it together but the result is worth it:
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@uwukko
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second mkbhd review has hit the ai bubble
@MKBHD
Marques Brownlee
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NEW VIDEO - Rabbit R1: Barely Reviewable This is the pinnacle of a trend that's been annoying for years: Delivering barely finished products to win a "race" and then continuing to build them after charging full price. Games, phones, cars, now AI in a box
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@uwukko
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@matthwatson hey, i made exactly that: it doesn't (and won't ever) have ads, is easy to use, and is (relatively) configurable ...and it's also 100% open-source:
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@uwukko
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github needs a 😭 reaction so bad
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1 year
:3
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@uwukko
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😭😭
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@uwukko
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2 years
@Halftroller of course you have twitter blue and pronouns
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@uwukko
wukko
3 months
it’s really fucking stupid to annoy the creator (who helps save petabytes of data in transfer DAILY) just because your RealShitMovieEditor2003 doesn’t support the new format
@animeterrorist
nate @run da op
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very funny to me that the inventor of the .webp file extension actively tries to defend himself on this website
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tech twitter yearns for ffmpeg -i video.mоv -crf 35 video.mp4
@hieudinh_
Hieu Dinh
2 months
325,7 MB down to 8,3 MB 🤯
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8 months
if you see anything sexual in this you’re a weirdo
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1 year
lawsuit from eu incoming i fear
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@uwukko
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8 months
WHAT
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this is not public yet
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if you have to make a tutorial on how to do basic actions then the app is poorly designed
@AppleSupport
Apple Support
2 months
Easy as pi. 🥧 Just swipe to delete the last digit you typed in Calculator. Like this. #PiDay
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debil
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@uwukko
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11 months
jesus christ dude don’t yell in my face do u not have any fucking manners god damn
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@uwukko
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20 days
i wonder what’s the next gimmick gonna be
@Rahll
Reid Southen
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About that AI bubble.
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@uwukko
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months of crying about imessage just for google to do this LMFAOOO
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Google is blocking RCS on rooted Android devices
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@uwukko
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meep…………….meep……………….meep……………meep………..meep…………………..meep
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@uwukko
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just got early access 😱😱
@tjcages
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might be the most niche thiing ever but just built an app to convert & compress screen recordings by 90% 👀
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@uwukko
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waaaaa
@benhylak
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siri made this noise in the middle of setting a timer today. (manmade horrors beyond my comprehension)
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taking down videos of tesla crime scenes wont unfuck grimes
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@uwukko
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he looks car crash resistant
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@uwukko
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so in the end it’s just a useless phone that you can’t really use outside, that takes ages to respond, overheats on idle, and lasts for 4 hours on single charge literally all reviews sum up into “it’s too expensive to be this useless”
@JoannaStern
Joanna Stern
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I’ve been testing the Humane AI Pin for the last few weeks. I thought it would be really cool, but it's literally not. As in, it actually gets hot. My short video review here:
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this is not my photo 😭
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@uwukko
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over 10 ad-filled sites with constant malicious redirects & ads were abusing free api we spotted them due to increased server load and are now redirecting people to the safe, bright side :)
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this is the most intrusive way to promote discord nitro, what the actual fuck
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@uwukko
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1 year
well guess what just happened!
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1 year
waiting for someone to find moon.png in the camera app like it happened with all other phones that have “100000x zoom” cameras
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@uwukko
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if you have the same issue, here's how to fix it in ublock origin:
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@uwukko
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absolutely normal size for a web browser
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@uwukko
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erid is the unique ad ID in russia and must be included in all advertisements by law so this means that all these crypto scam bots are RUSSIAN???
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@uwukko
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didn’t know peaceful protests are a criminal offense in the US now
@verge
The Verge
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Nine Google employees arrested after eight-hour sit-in protest
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she :3 on my xD till i o_O
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😭
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@uwukko
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THIS IS HUGE
@browsercompany
The Browser Company
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What if the internet... was actually 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 internet? 🎨 Introducing Boosts 2.0 — only in Arc
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i have 14 chromes on my laptop
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@codfish246
codfish 🧶
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r/gayyiff Has Fallen
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totally normal behavior for a browser to attempt reading other browser's safe storage BEFORE showing any windows or browser itself
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@AzeriousCA because they're built to kill people for billionaire's joy
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@uwukko
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small indie software company
@FireCubeStudios
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This Windows Widgets refresh animation is so bad it’s not even funny anymore
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@uwukko
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my store sells 6 pound candy bars from your favorite brands
@insiderfood
Insider Food
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This store sells 5 pound candy bars from your favorite brands!
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this is absolutely nothing new but it doesn’t make it normal
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@uwukko
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i love this
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@uwukko
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my dad got fullscreen adware on his phone *from google play store* TWICE in a row today and both apps were recommended by play store itself both of them hid themselves from app drawer and would open fullscreen ads (with hidden system ui) every time you opened ANY app
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if you're a queer individual stuck inside of russia, please do your best to stay safe and do NOT use russian social media or messengers for private conversations or discussions about your identity. do NOT use vk, at all. it's known for leaking dms to fsb.
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THE AMOUNT OF FUCKING LINKS IS KILLING ME
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teslas should be illegal cause what the actual fuck is this
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@uwukko
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- ads, news articles, and social media posts that include queer thematics also fall under the new law. - transgender people are going to be more oppressed than ever: the new law is directly aimed to make living as a trans person absolutely impossible.
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brake lights were ON, the driver tried to stop the car but it just wouldnt fucking stop
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