HAIFISCH @ur_in_my_dreams Twitter profile

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HAIFISCH

@ur_in_my_dreams

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I am a verified internet Warlock™️ and I cannot be stopped

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Gute Nacht

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On this holy day we repost my first banger.

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Demonic presence

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What a week, huh?

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Lazy Wifepost #Garupan #GuP #ガルパン

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@ur_in_my_dreams

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"I've noticed you still don't follow me back on Twitter." "G-GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!" "I have two tweets that hit 15k likes." "RAUS!!!"

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@ur_in_my_dreams

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"I dreamt of you again." "Wer bist du...?" "It was wonderful." "... Bitte lassen Sie mich allein."

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Reminder that she is a 90s country fan

Pokoooo 🍊🫖 (Comms closed)

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Boys will look at this and say "Wife"

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@iKissMTFs Excuse my friend but you can fix him

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Well?

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I might be alcoholic

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Yeah

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Oh, it's Friday. Gm.

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I quite enjoy playing CAS for my team

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GM btw

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@ur_in_my_dreams

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Oarai WILL shut down their school they WILL lose their next match

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@ur_in_my_dreams

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Some of you have got the impression that German is scary after Erika's last post! So she's here again to educate

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>It's all floof

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Annnd GM. It's raining.

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"I dreamt of you again." "Wer bist du...?" "It was wonderful." "... Bitte lassen Sie mich allein."

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"I forgot to take my pills again, didn't I?" "What are you saying? Pills? Don't be silly... Come to bed, Kuschelbär."

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@ur_in_my_dreams

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What side are you on... ? #Garupan #GuP #ガルパン

cherry streusel🍒🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇱🇪🇺🇷🇺🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸

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@ur_in_my_dreams Her 💙🤍❤️

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GN

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"I forgot to take my pills again, didn't I?" "What are you saying? Pills? Don't be silly... Come to bed, Kuschelbär."

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@ur_in_my_dreams

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Who would have guessed so many people like this autistic floofball?

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GM btw.

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Lord Miles

@real_lord_miles

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I don't listen to "people" who retweet anime of children in swimwear (pedos)

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I think this proves he is evil, perhaps demonic

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Going out for dinner today

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Sorry, Maho...

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The Desert Fox, after several requests #Garupan #GuP #ガルパン

Akiyama Yukari

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@ur_in_my_dreams Erwin or Mako

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We made it to Friday...

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Idk what I'm doing anymore

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They're my favourite team on the show and the rest of you can fight me about it, idc

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Working on it

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Okay but she's literally me

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GN

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@anchover_ "What's so funny about.... Ohio rizz?" *muffled giggling*

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GM btw

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Yeah I like "Helmet-chan" too. So underrated fr. My favourite.

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Did I post this? Guys did I already post this? I'm going fucking insane someone needs to take photoshop away from me

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I <3 staying up late

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Floofcels liking posts that feature Yukari

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>It's all floof

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Wani...

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Me rn

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@ShitpostRock Unfathomable amounts of SOVL ... LOST...

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This meme sponsored by Pravda High School

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“There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide.” ― Albert Camus

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Ok GN

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Short Katyusha post, I haven't done one of these in a while. She's one of my favourites #Garupan #GuP #ガルパン

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I post from here

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If Kay isn't your first choice then you're un-American. #Garupan #GuP #ガルパン

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Some of you look like this btw

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Gym time

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@ShitpostRock Maybe if they made a good game I'd start thinking about whether or not I should argue on the internet about it

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@DaRillionaire Afterall death is preferable alternative to communism

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Nvm.

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Got the Guernsey Cow follow. Feeling heroic. Powerful. A sort of adrenaline in my veins. This must be how frontline soldiers feel knowing destiny is in their hands

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@ur_in_my_dreams

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My Wife and I are going to bed. GN

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Und das heißt... #Garupan #GuP #ガルパン

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I know I said I was taking a short break but -- SHE IS QUITE PRETTY #Garupan #GuP #ガルパン

Uber🇳🇿, Tsuchinoko respecter

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@ur_in_my_dreams I don't know if you've done a video of her yet, but could I humbly suggest Hana?

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This is a British classic. Make sure to sing a long #Garupan #GuP #ガルパン

Graham Ballsackington 🇦🇺🇬🇧

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@ur_in_my_dreams if your still taking suggestions Darjeeling would be a an excellent choice please

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They better have Anchovy on the menu

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someone should make this a pizza brand

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Here's one

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Has this been done yet? #Garupan #GuP #ガルパン

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I've had it up to here

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Yukari loves that word

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@vixxvixxers They haunt this community

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Normies that stumble upon my account while struggling to get by on the Internet should be shot for trespassing imo

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Hit tweets are cool and all but keep me out of the normiesphere

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My patience is thin

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Why she so 🐊

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Real btw

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I realise not a single soul following me cares about football but the Euros are soon and the last time around I won a LOT of money gambling on it. I'm quite excited