Modular synth folks crack me up every time because it literally always sounds like they just opened a stock massive pad patch but it’s cost them 32k and a divorce.
If anyone can find the guy who was smashing the cue button on the cdj from the crowd at XOYO during mine and my bro’s set you’re a class A CUNT. Some of the rudest behaviour I’ve ever seen at a rave, took every ounce of energy to not punch you in the fucking face.
Got called an “overrated dj” today and I found it quite funny. 😂😂 I enjoy doing it, I have fun playing the music I like. I’m not here trying to be an xpdj super technical samurai upside-down cock copter 6000. I’m just Vibesin and it’s sad when people don’t understand that.
I’ve definitely been making the wrong genre… At least your mum and dad might know this one.
So when do I start charging 12k a set?
Big shout to Phill Collins 🤝🏼
Not gonna lie if the Americans have only just switched to Ket please heed this warning.
The UK had a huge problem with this shit. It's closed clubs and shut down events and made everyone at raves strung out and lifeless.
Please don't ruin the energy. Trust me It will.
THIS IS MY SICKO MODE JUMP UP BOOTLEG IT'S UP FOR FREE DOWNLOAD. I KNOW YOU CAN SEE THIS OVER EVERYONE ELSE'S POSTS BECAUSE I'M SHOUTING THE LOUDEST AND THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. YOU CAN TELL BY MY USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS THAT I WANT PEOPLE TO HEAR THIS.
Hello everyone I worked really hard on this D&B and I think it's some of my best work yet.
It'd be really appreciated if you could give it a share as I don't have a huge platform to spam it everywhere and I'd really like it to be heard by as many people as possible. ❤🤖
Well look at it this way... The ravers may have gone from rude boys to posh uni students but at least we haven’t got them weird fuckers that cry over sharing plastic beads.
Seriously though after this we need a year where noise complaints are ignored. We need the valve. channel one. RC1 and electrikal soundsystem all absolutely HUMMING in the center of bristol. Closed roads the lot.
Something trippy that I’ve learned about American EDM shows.
They cut the music before the next artist gets on 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lame and awkward as hell! 🤝🏼
So this was a nice letter from
@KFC_UKI
Thank you, and you’re very welcome.❤️ Moaning has always been a strong point for me and hopefully it’ll be the cause for more change in the future. 😂 don’t let anyone say you’re too small to make a change 💪🏼
#ChipsGotUpgraded
Just had the SICKEST idea. I’m gonna do an Ep called lockdown and name a track “Covid-19” and another “ quarantine” no one better take my idea. It’s genius! Why has no one done it yet?!?!
You all wanted dnb to be in these posh upmarket spaces because they're "a vibe ✨" and now you're being charged 8 quid a pint, 30 quid a ticket and you can't stand the security.🤣
leave them spots to the fist pumpers and lets see some real event spaces come back.
Goodbye everyone! I’m off to New Zealand. It’s only just hit me how damn lucky I am to be able to do this right now what on earth. The only safe country in the world wants dnb artists. Fantastic stuff all around tbh. ❤️
Drum and bass is starting to become full of this weird “you can only play here if you go back to back with so and so” bollocks and if I have to tank my career exposing it then trust me i will.
What a manipulative way to platform your unknown artist. 💀 this has to stop.
Got drunk while doing a livestream last night and I’m pretty sure I promised to shave my head and Matt promised to eat a house plant... then again I also promised the last person who was locked in 100k so..
Jump up never went anywhere no. But I think now is a wicked time to start loving/pushing/promoting it again. I don’t understand why anyone would want to oppose that it’s literaly going to create work if we keep the positivity around it fs. 🤣
I play whatever the fuck I like whenever the fuck I like. Never in my life will someone tell me what I should or shouldn’t be playing at a rave. 😂
#sorry
Got sick of lockdown and got so high last night I was seeing double. I was shook because I couldn’t see anything and I started to prang myself out about it thinking it wouldn’t stop. Been years since I’ve done that 🤣 I remember eating a packet of crisps and laughing at myself.
American dnb heads. Do not pander to the asshats that say you should be rolling an atmospheric selection from 1998 or it’s not real dnb - just play whatever you like - jump up isn’t a bad word anymore get over it - the exact heads that made that music in 1998 are playing it too.
So everyone that’s put a negative comment under my new release either has a dog as their profile picture. Is above the age of 35. Has some meme about being inspired as a cover photo and probably uses a smartphone in one hand while using there index finger on the other to type.
Well this is the thing. I think ket ruined raves full stop. The tunes became more sparse and empty and more suiting for zombies - I want to see the energy return and I think after lock down we'll see it.
I did 4 years as a recording engineer in a studio.
I’ve recorded most instruments I can think of as well as small orchestral arrangements and bands.
I was a bass player in a band for four years called Kodeta.
I play piano, guitar, and bass.
I chose to make jump up. 💀🤣
I'm settling for this one. Nice bit of rusty jump up.
It's harsh in the places I want it to be and the sub sits nicely - I pulled back on the high's a little in the end. Version 123786187 I think...
This ones called "redbull" - Full release end of March on Crucast!
Lets clear a couple things up here...
The higher you turn it the higher up the lineup you go.
Green Lights = Openers
Orange Light = Main support acts
Red Line = Headline
The amount of lights is how many Dj slots there are on the night.
Why do cyclists team up like a bunch of fucking virgins... they’re the super grass’s of our time 😫 I will never trust a lyrcra bandit. ❌ don’t even argue with me just block me and move on with your day fucking cycle nonce.
Every single day I'm being pushed further to the point of throwing it all away because I swear the level of disrespect within our scene is unreal at the moment and I've never been good at holding my temper...
My favorite thing about Covid has to be when they said you can't have loud music because the noise can move molecules in the air and increase the spread of it... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That it, I'm not playing anymore shitty jump up with weird build up's and longed out drops. It's the most ass trend to have come around. Random extra 4 bars on a 32 bar intro. No one wonder people scream at it you've made dancing to it as awkward as possible.
Mate, no one talks more shit about the engineering aspect of your music than a random UKF commenter who’s recent watched videos are wood whittling and anime.. 😂🤣
Drum and bass (jump up) has developed so much the last 4 years or so. There’s new producers that are killing it and the old producers are making stuff that still blows the new producers minds. 🤝
Look at festival crowds and they look desperate for something to just boogie too?
The big drops and screaming is great fun I love it but between that they're just standing still.
If every dj is playing huge fuck off drops doesn't it loose its impact by the 7th set?
Drum and bass’s whole promotional structure in the UK at the moment is ripping peoples viral videos and putting the dnb track you want to become popular behind it. 👎🏼
Found this project from 2015 and I actually think it’s quite a fun track.
Couple beers, bit of sun. Yarmouth sea front in the 90’s vibes if ya know what I mean?
"Show Me How To Do It" is a project I'm working on at the moment.
It needs more but I like the pattern. Tells more of a story rather than just ripping your face clean off. I like that stuff too but not all the time. Buttery Vibes.
PSA: It’s all drum and bass. If you come to see one of my sets you’ll hear all kinds of it... Genre elitists, stop sucking each other off. Anyone who loves D&B shouldn’t tolerate that kind of segregation.
I love being booked at clubs with a dress code (still happens occasionally). I will purposefully pick out the chaviest tracksuit, cap and nike combo for the occasion... When I was younger the bouncers never rated my School Shoe X Ben Sherman shirt combo. Well how about now? 🤡😂
90's hardcore and jungle makes me feel reminiscent and I didn't even go raving then. I can only imagine the vibe being untouchable with some of those piano riffs on the breakdowns. Makes my spine tingle.
I remember I dated a girl who said I’d got her pregnant. She sent me a photo of a test with a faint line and pretended she might be but then I google reverse searched the image and found out she’d pulled it off the web so I sent her the exact artical she pulled it from. 🙂
200k streams a month on Spotify! I’m hoping for an extra 50k so I can say with my chest I get a quarter of a million streams a month. That’s just wild to me 😵 I know people do a lot better but I make drum and bass and trust me it’s not easy unless you’ve got a team pushing you.
Now I'm wondering if america will start actually paying for dnb artists to perform at their festivals or will the EDM bro's fuck it up for everyone by making it a meme straight out of the gate...
seen a tweet saying skrillex’s 5 hour set is too long because there’s no space for support artists but I can’t help thinking what if he doesn’t want any fucking support artists? Entitlement of the EDM lot is insane.
When I get my label running I can promise you one thing.. No amount of pressure is going to make me release something I don’t like. Nothing will matter to me other than the quality of the music.
Everyone should defiantly fuck off Wetherspoons after this. Hit some local little dives with your pals and ask’em if you can set some speakers up. I’m down for coming and playing a set if theres free piss tbh.
If you're ever offended by what I say I cant care.. I could say I'm sorry but I'm really not... Product of my environment? daddy issues? All of the above? Perhaps. Love me or hate me I'm not here to cater to everyone's feelings I just wanna make tunes and crack a jokes. 👍