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fashion, cats and music | senór engineer @razorpay . have worked in healthcare tech, and DAOs treasury management

Bengaluru

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Aniket Chaudhary 🧃

1 year

My life journey has been full of ups and downs, and it all started in a secluded village in UP. It was a tough life, where even buying a bar of soap meant traveling for 40kms. I was born into an agricultural family, and from a young age, I was forced to do farming for 4-5 months…

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1 year

I have been getting a lot of these messages about my journey so far fro quite some time. will be posting that in next 5mins

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2 years

steve jobs was 21 when he made APPLE gates was 20 when he made MICROSOFT it's too late, Give Up.

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11 months

from Bangalore tech bro to this

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11 months

came to my village in UP, temperature is a scorching 40+ degrees. and fan is not working cause no electricity. literally sweating like a steak on bbq grill.😭

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9 months

for the next 5-6 months, I’ll be researching on better city to move in. Blr isn’t doing for me and is too expensive. NCR and himachal I can’t. DM me if u have done any studies or analysis.

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5 months

our cook makes 70,000+ a month, comes on desi cycle, v little expenses and no tax

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Aniket Chaudhary 🧃

9 months

2 years ago, I went through a similar experience. I was living alone in HSR workimg my ass off for two jobs day and night. Every few hours, my heart used to pound extremely fast, sometimes even reaching 180 bpm. I was naive and couldn’t find the time to seek medical let alone…

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It has become so common for young folks to have heart attacks these days The glorified hustle culture is making everyone believe that it's okay to continuously put in long hours at work, when it's totally NOT OKAY. Sad reality of today's time 😞

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2 years

I'm currently looking for a flatmate. I've lived in this flat for 4 months with my cat, Doja. Location: Right behind HSR - 2 min walk from Fisherman Wharf Restaurant [posh locality] Rent: 16.5K - I'm currently paying 33K for the entire 2BHK. follow the 🧵 for more details

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2 years

Nice IIT degree dude. BUT I TOOK AN INTERVIEW IN YOUR COLLEGE WITHOUT EVEN HAVING A DEGREE

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2 years

I come from nothing. Literally nothing. Our family used to sleep in a single room for YEARS. So now Everything that I have in life, I have worked for it ground up. However, what I wanna say is Never miss out on life experiences just because you think they are too expensive(1/2)

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2 years

Yo, who wants to join @Razorpay ’s kickass engineering team. DM me with your portfolios for a referral.

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1 year

Minor career update ✨ got promoted to super senior director of engineering yesterday at rzp.

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12 days

I've noticed something weird: whenever I sleep with a mosquito repellent on, I have really vivid, crazy dreams—something that doesn't happen when it's off. I've tested this around 20-30 times and it's been the case 90% of the time. What on earth are they putting in those things?

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2 years

My apartment didn’t had swimming pool, so i tried making one myself. But - - - -

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2 years

BRUH, I received 400+ messages for referrals overnight wtf.

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2 years

Aesthetic ke chode

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2 years

Fukk third wave. Work from Plan B

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2 years

Younger me watching shinchan after playing holi and eating 100 gujiyas.

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2 years

The sudden urge to leave tech and start a fresh career

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2 years

thinking about my insane journey from being a farmer to now a senior software engineer at @Razorpay . extremely grateful to work with one of the most talented brains in India. @kaushikb9 @Sriram2305 @avinash17a @mittuled @ishaank_gupta @akkhil7 @apoorv_taneja

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1 month

punjabi girls are the finest. god like

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1 year

Bhai what people living alone do after 8PM ?😭😭

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2 years

Went to doctors’ for an ultrasound test. And saw a 15y/o pregnant girl. ☠️👍

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Aniket Chaudhary 🧃

5 months

us soon

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#NewsAlert 🚨 Good news for Razorpay and Cashfree as they both receive final authorisation from RBI to operate as payment aggregators and can now onboard businesses! #RBI #Razorpay #Cashfree #DigitalPayments | @chandrarsrikant

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Aniket Chaudhary 🧃

2 years

Bhaia apne to bola tha ki checklist krlo and 15LPA pkka.

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Aniket Chaudhary 🧃

11 months

came to my village in UP, temperature is a scorching 40+ degrees. and fan is not working cause no electricity. literally sweating like a steak on bbq grill.😭

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Aniket Chaudhary 🧃

2 months

the school in the background you see is where I studied for 14 years btw. amongst all these people 😭😭. i know like 30% of these people. u have no idea how crazy its out there. nahi jana holi p ghr mujhe waha😭😭

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Aniket Chaudhary 🧃

2 years

I've lost the ability to be happy in life. I'm anxious and stressed most of the day. And after all of the efforts, I just feel neutral. Neither happy, nor depressed, but mediocre. And it's awful. I hate it... (1/n)

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Aniket Chaudhary 🧃

9 months

I'll share a couple of incidents reasoning why I'm v dubious about doing late-night hangouts in Bangalore anymore. (Incident 1) this one night, I had gone to pick up a female friend from her apartment in Koramangala as it was quite late for her to travel alone. I stood beside…

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Bengaluru folks, what late night hangout places will you recommend? Ideally, street-side, relaxing and chill vibes.

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Aniket Chaudhary 🧃

2 years

Before & After

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2 years

Called a masseur from urban company. We started debating about delhi vs Bangalore and ended up talking about web3 while he squeezed my thighs.

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Aniket Chaudhary 🧃

1 year

I first learned how to drive a tractor and then a car. I first learned react and then javascript 😭

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Aniket Chaudhary 🧃

15 days

wow. what a combo. AC and namkeen 👏👏

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1 year

someone should start selling small packets of bread slices (4-6 bread slices) I always get a big ass packet, and 80% of it gets wasted every week.

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4 days

🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️

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9 months

had a train at 7am to my hometown from old delhi railway station. reached late. Missed it. went to kashmiri gate to take the bus. Reached only to find out i dont have enough cash. took a around trip in a cab to atm. Came back to back find out i will get the bus for that route…

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Aniket Chaudhary 🧃

2 years

Okay so, what now? @SwiggyInstamart

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2 years

It was doja writing that buggy code all along. Not me @RazorpayEngg

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11 months

okay, hear me out. what if we plan a 3-day trip to somewhere nice with random people from twttr that you haven't met face-to-face but are already mutual friends or have seen floating around on twttr? (1/n)

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Aniket Chaudhary 🧃

11 months

people need to stop saying that they have OCD when they just like things to be highly organized. I can't help but roll my eyes whenever someone says, 'Oh, I have OCD' when all they mean is they enjoy having a clean environment!? I'm someone who's extremely organized and prefers…

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8 months

- been months of waking up around 7am without any alarms - started working out properly after 5 years - eating healthy and sometimes cooking food - keeping the surroundings neat and clean

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2 months

not an hour goes by when i’m not humiliated or made fun of in front of everyone here. and then they say why are you always inside your room. :/

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11 months

Bra’s are literally so expensive! Why are ya’ll buying them? just get a man(me) to hold them for you and save cash !!.

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2 months

look at my pp

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1 year

fear of my parents finding out that I order overpriced chai and Maggi daily scares me to death 💀

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1 year

@BehereBaba @UberINSupport Wouldn’t it be straightforward and easier if u had just said the same to the driver?

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11 months

been back in my hometown for just an hour. already: - forced to attend a family function after a multi-stop flight from blr to del. - got a taunt about my "girly" necklace from Dad and had to remove it. what if I casually dropped the bomb that I'm bi ??

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2 months

got the dream setup. Lfg

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2 years

🚨 House/Flatmate hunting Alert 🚨 Is anyone willing to partner up for this Semi-furnished 2BHK flat in Harlur Road? Rent - 16K per person Retweet pls 🥺

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1 year

- started lifting weights - some physical activity daily - stopped smoking cigs - stopped having alcohol (unless it's a corporate party or something) - had a life-changing psychedelic experience - from partying 16 days a month to 2 days a month (1/2)

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2 years

this is the month i turn my life around for good

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22 days

my cozy space

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4 months

bhaia 6 ande ubaal do. peela peela nikal dena.

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8 months

hosted mini boiler room for 20 people. and blasted psytrance straight for 8hrs

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3 months

@paarugsethi ita quite opposite btw. in bangalore you never know who’s rich. However, In delhi it’s pretty evident

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Aniket Chaudhary 🧃

2 years

People in comments

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4 months

feline envy

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2 years

Sitting in a nice ambiance and having a delicious Eclair next to the Gucci store is an absolute experience. (2/2)

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11 months

no. ya'll beat this. desi khana desi dosto k sath

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11 months

beat this! 😎

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24 days

@Vatsal_Sanghvi fortuner

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9 months

tip: pls get out of the hustle bubble , go out, make friends friend if you are moving into the new city alone. i had to go through all this without any help.

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3 months

jannat

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4 months

lapet diya sale ko aaj 😂😂🫵🫵😂😂

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2 years

@whotooksooraj @poojasinhaha Adobe

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2 years

My evening plans are simple. either I end up in Boobs or Bob's

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8 months

tbh whatever people say about him. he’s making bag and you are not.

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I’m 22. Steve Jobs started Apple at 21. Pascal invented calculator at 19. Mr. Beast Hit 100M subscribers at 24. Kylie Jenner made a billion dollars at 21. Mark Zuckerberg was a billionaire at 23. And then there’s me. I’ve lived on earth for 8095 days. 1345 of which I’ve spent…

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1 year

I need to hear it looks nice and wasn’t a mistake. pls

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4 months

how tf do i even work here in this cozy room.

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2 years

Kitchen will be my workstation for few days. Nice

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2 years

🚨 Hey everyone 🚨 a friend of mine (iykuk😛) will start taking freelance projects beginning mid-November. they are a senior Frontend Engineer currently working @/Razorpay. And have worked on some pretty neat and hefty projects in the last 3 years. got some cool projects?. HMU ✉️

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1 month

thanks @DudeWhoCode , 15k well spent. we all owe you one.

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1 year

to people still having EthIndia in their username. bhai khatam hogaya wo, poori personality ethindia k around revolve krti h kya tumhari?

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11 months

got a 10 feet tall plant 😋

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3 years

Henlo folks :✨ 🎯 We're looking for smart engineers to join us @Razorpay Open Roles 👇 - SDE 1, 2, 3 - Senior Frontend E. - Lead Frontend E. - Frontend Engineer (React Native) Anyone with < 2 years of exp and above can apply. 💌DM's open

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2 years

someone sent me this from their TL. and I dunno why is it funny. can u tell 😗

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7 months

bro eats more chicken then me bro sleeps more than me bro gets more attention than me

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7 months

i got something to share, a mix of reflection and revelation. i feel like i’m a preschooler in the tech world. i’ve got four years of knowledge and skills crammed into my brain, and that’s it. i had this clarity, and it struck me how it’s kinda like strolling into a movie halfway…

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2 years

Okay, I’m blushing 😭😭. This sounds so wholesome 🥺🥺. I’m all in for cute picnic dates. Whoever you are, pls hit me up, I’ll be back in Bangalore soon, let’s plan for this hehe. Ps: I don’t have a partner

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2 years

My flat has this little pvt area. What should I do with it. Need Ideas Also, i can finally take all the vitamin D in the world. Damn. Fun tymz

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1 year

two moods

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1 year

got a brother for doja. 🐾🥹

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2 years

wtf I just got a call from a random number to be a male escort ???? WTF bruh

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11 months

absolutely loving this new corner 😋😋

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2 months

friends, im all set for ai to take our jobs. find something for yourself if u can

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11 months

I should start speaking at conferences just so I can wear the quirkiest outfit and shake up all the tech bros in the market.

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2 years

Omg, @rishabhbansal97 and @anuj63 left chocolates and drinks at my place to welcome me 😭😭🥺🥺. So adorable mannn..

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2 months

koi tractor k side m bethne wali chahiye

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2 months

found this in my gallery.

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1 year

If it weren't for some friends, I would have moved away from Bangalore a long time ago. Now, with the pace of friendships falling apart, I think I'll be leaving within a year or so. Let's see.

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6 months

new rugs

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9 months

(Incident 2) I was returning from a gig at Leela Palace. As I crossed through Haralur in an auto, a police car pulled up in front of our moving auto, causing us to step out. They began questioning me about where I’m from, specifically which part of Haryana I come from, and what…

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2 years

@DanKulkov I was a farmer, and sometimes used to work as labour on people’s farms for 200-300 INR a day 😭☠️

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1 year

😋😋

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1 year

🚨 urgent 🚨 I and @CleanPegasus have been asked to vacate the current flat that we were living in. now, we are looking for a 2BHK or a penthouse in the main areas of Bangalore. budget - 50K. Nothing like a little financial stress to add to the excitement of moving. Yay!"

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1 year

now onto - coding flappy bird and increase my net worth

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2 months

🎀desi core🎀

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4 months

yoo, today marks the glorious 4 year anniversary of my full-time corporate enslavement! lesgoooooo 🚀

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2 years

Came back to my hometown in UP. And these are the comments i got from my relatives on my appearance. I think it’s time to -

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1 year

just asked chatgpt to write unit tests for a component and it worked for real. wtf

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3 years

✨ Life Update ✨ Tomorrow is my first day at @Razorpay as a Frontend Engineer. Can't wait to be working again after a 1.5 months long break from programming. Had a great time at Caring Co building an all-purpose soft. for AU🇦🇺 Healthcare Industry with some of the best people.

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3 months

khana bhook se kam paani double, workout tripple, aur hasna chaar guna.

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2 years

My cousin and I went to our jungle last night to check if the water from the well was flowing in the field without any issues. We saw a cheetah feasting on a buffalo 50 meters from where we were standing. We slowly took the steps back and hid in the well's motor shack. (1/2)

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