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Lana Del Rey was at a club attached to a Tim Hortons and a BP gas station in Atlanta because of course she was
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DAVID HARBOUR AT MADONNA????
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seated at Madame Webb with this king
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pray you catch these hands, @nme
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@PopCrave yes ok but who is she!?
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5 months
@gldivittorio Not as funny as “Pokemon Go to the Polls” or “I’m just chillin’ in Cedar Rapids”
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4 years
mainstream media sanitizing war criminals yet again
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He may not have the rank of Master, but he has a Grade A smile.
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@thelindsayellis Eager to finally have the opportunity to see art I couldn't afford over the last 4 years of that discourse!
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Zillow is trying to sell me the passive living house from The Curse in Española 😭
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@ByYourLogic weed would never tell me i’m worth hundredths of a penny
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1 year
@ATLGOP it took 1 earlier tweet to find your racism. new record.
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Black people with political power (with a chip on their shoulders) are the greatest threat to our Republic. White America is too scared to say anything. I'm not!
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@AnaKasparian this is so silly and annoying. in clinical/academic settings you *want* the broadest catch-all terms so that they apply to the patients and subjects of concern. No one is not calling you a woman. They are just using inclusive language to be more accurate. plz find a real problem
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2 years
struggling to forgive Spider-Man for forcing Matrix Resurrections to leave IMAX theaters by MONDAY.
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2 years
@grovymango i’ll never forget when she sang with her whole chest “Stand next to me, you gon' end up catchin' a fever” on what was like the first COVID telethon
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@KingofToons @JennyENicholson they wanted to interview Jenny re: TROS but she pointed out that NBC News should have paid critics for that and not just influencers giving their opinion for free. Jenny doesn’t need to be paid in “exposure”.
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@danheld retail monetary values is the same as energy and carbon emissions I'm really smart and work in tech
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5 years
burger king has mental health awareness crowns as if they know i’m sad eating here
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this is how it feels to turn 29
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3 years
I don’t like the “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” meme because Ted Cruz has more blood on his hands than the zodiac killer
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4 years
Cardi B openly calling Joe Biden a conservative multiple times in an Instagram Live with Bernie Sanders is giving me so much life rn
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4 years
@SenFeinstein @SenKamalaHarris @Lakers @Dodgers cool when are non-violent drug offenders being released from prison
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can’t really explain it yet but Apple TV+ shows make me feel like I’m taking a dump at a Barnes & Noble
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1 year
I asked her what she thought of Avatar 2. Thank you for the talk @marwilliamson and thank you for giving generous time to the #StopCopCity activists and protestors here in Atlanta. “Pray and meditate in the morning, kick ass in the afternoon.”
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Leaving the theater after I SAW THE TV GLOW
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@perfumegenius i challenged myself to see how quickly i could make this tiktok
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3 years
@ecareyo mom’s getting the engagement dopamine, not the daughter!
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“The Wheel of Time” bitch u mean a clock??
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3 years
while it may look like we’re celebrating 4th of July by partying and bbqing know that we are NOT. Here are some infographics to look at while you’re isolated alone at home. Go call your senator or something. We’ll be at the pool but in solidarity
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@dril this all happens in a bodega
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meditate in the morning, kick ass in the afternoon! @marwilliamson 💘
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@JennyENicholson fuuuuuck that noise you were absolutely right to call out NBC for doing exactly what they were doing
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3 years
I used to serve E*ma Ro*erts breakfast every morning for like 2 months in 2019 and she was never mean to me but was always always mad at her bf the one from Tron
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@jzux gift potato
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@KanyePodcast SO EXPENSIVE! But i’m going to my 3rd Donda listening party 😭
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@johni_sweeney @ryepastrami hey. i don’t think u know what the heck you’re talking about.
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i feel so much better
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@JeremyMonjo very Nicki Minaj doing a verse on an already hit song
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bagged another audiobook at the gym
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hey
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haters will say it’s photoshop
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telling gay people they remind you of schitt’s creek IS homophobia btw
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3 years
@TaylorLorenz how can someone understand the business of algorithms without understanding the user input and manipulation of those algorithms? Only covering the ‘business’ underscores all that’s being discussed or cared about is the bottom line. we know that already.
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it’s good to know that those actually work sometimes
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Tom Holland’s Drunk, Crying Phone Call With Disney CEO Saved Spider-Man From MCU Exit
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they say dress for the job you want
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@drmistercody except The Onion actually tries to appeal to people
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@anxious_e @blackcherryslip i kinda read it as sweet too
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@drmistercody taking pride in clearing this depressingly low bar
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bro did u just-
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@hankgreen It would be awful if the political / ideological pundit stuff was dulled. There’s a smaller story to be told in the carl duology but please don’t let it be a smaller idea
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@MilesKlee i’ll wait for the peacock docuseries it’s time for bed
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@CarlBeijer “down payment” sucks so much shit
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my wife and i saw you from across the bar and dig your vibe. can we buy you a drink?
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@rodimusprime bad take.
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@minkahunter everything i learned about politics is from Mark Brendanawicz i learned to dip after season 2
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5 years
accidentally dressed like kim possible again
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y’all thought i wouldn’t do it
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@lhodesscholar “I’m not attracted to them but I want to know everything about them” is so me
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@AlfredoAPerezB @protest_nyc fettushut the fuck up, alfredo
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@DiscussingFilm omg king???
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@thelindsayellis butt is legs
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3 years
maybe love is just an economy based on resource scarcity, all i fail to see is what that’s got to do with you and me
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'healthcare is a human right' is a position that just feels hard to regret having? like, i can't fathom ever having to say 'ohh i was wrong. healthcare for everyone was a bad idea. shouldn't have desired that.'
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remembering the Netflix blind dating show pilot that pursued me last summer until they found out I was gay and said quote "we don't do LGBT for pilots" and tried to convince me to go out with a woman as like a 'last shot' kinda thing until I stopped responding
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Sony has hired me to write The Amazing Spider-Man 3 starring Andrew Garfield & Tom Hardy and it’s really neurotic and gay
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4 years
if you actually think Gen Z will save us all, one time I saw a woman get hit by a car outside a charli xcx show and before ambulances had arrived someone tweeted a picture and a stan account quote tweeted it with “vroom vroom”
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@kanyewest $80 is too much money for a hat I need that money to buy one dozen Travis Scott meals. Send me foam runners, black 350s, a pair of calabasas sweats, a 2007 Glow In The Dark tour tee, and the purple hat and I will vote for you
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literally flipped out over bowling a strike
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the critics are raving
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diet coke crew wya
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@AOC you’re just really really good at this
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me in april vs me in august
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pov: you let me borrow your scarf
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@ZackMinajOG @billboard @lizzo @iamcardib you stopped to write about it, so
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when your mind’s blown and you’ve had a fantastic day
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hey
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@tlrd Well then Fuck YouTube
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@WeghorstGreg @robdelaney it’s true i’ve been wanting to eat rob for like 10 years now
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being gay doesn't make your misogyny tolerable
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@AssBoss80085 you know who wishes they could grow up? ghosts
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i’m 29!!!!
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@BuzzingPop damn i’m anti-science now
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@TheAVClub it’s 1 season of television hosted on a website Michael, how much could it cost? $10?
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come back…be here
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we won’t get too sentimental, not tonight
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that’s a pretty fancy war crime for someone who owes me $2000
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this world wants you to love Promising Young Woman but hate Lana Del Rey
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@thelindsayellis it’s escalated because the Left is being directly blamed and attacked for Biden’s slim victory by establishment dems, media pundits, and the lincoln project so the celebration feels exclusionary. I’ll take the W but it’s not euphoric
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If you love that hotel so much, why don’t you marriott?
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Raised By Wolves’ zero-gravity sex scene with android blood cum on the walls of a futuristic cathedral spaceship is the first thing i’ve seen bring justice to the phrase “HBO Max”
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@FilmMerchant hi you are extremely wrong hope this helps
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An Indiana Jones video game? That's uncharted territory
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you dumb white right-wing twinks need to get it together. read a book. wait a table. something. y’all just anonymous white claw guzzling hussies who cannot fathom anyone’s thoughts or lives let alone form their own unless whispered thru a paywalled podcast u call an online friend
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me in april vs me in august
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