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@turlockchris

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Father, Son, Brother, Uncle, Grampa, Hawaiian born, Army brat, Giants, Warriors, 49ers, Camping, Aussies, Liberal Democrat, Pro Union, Woke 🇺🇲 🫏

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@turlockchris
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4 months
The following is the philosophy of Charles Schulz, the creator of the 'Peanuts' comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just skim straight through, and you'll get the point. 1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world. 2. Name the last five Heisman
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@SleepytimeFox @TuckerCarlson You don't speak for America. I'll leave it at that.
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@PawlowskiMario @RpsAgainstTrump How long will it take for Traitor Greene, Gaetz, Comer, Jordan and Boebert to call her a political prisoner?
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@turlockchris
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@JakeLangJ6 You're not a political prisoner. You viciously attacked law enforcement. Your sedition and action on J6 for you right where you belong.
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@turlockchris
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@JournalistJG Fox News is now elevating Tarot card readers as a source. Its sad how far they've fallen.
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@turlockchris
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@newtgingrich The former speaker is "former" for a reason. His take on Russia is to conflate Trump, the criminal, with the heroic and now martyred Navalny. I don't know if I've read a more disturbing post on X. This is the same guy who cheated on his wife while she was in the hospital dying
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@turlockchris
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@Scottcrates Ha, ha. This is so good. As a former wrestler myself, tell Trump he shouldn't feel too bad, our team never filled our high school gym either.
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@turlockchris
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@RonFilipkowski MTG - You're an enemy of the state. A traitor and an obstructionist.
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@dbongino And yet the only people talking about kids and sex is the 🦇💩🤪 right.
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@turlockchris
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@DonaldJTrumpJr I guess you missed this part about dear old Dad. "Sarah Ransome said Trump had sex with 'many girls' in email where she also claimed pedophile had tapes of the ex-president, Richard Branson, Prince Andrew, Bill Clinton"
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@turlockchris
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@DerrickEvans_WV You are not patriots, in J6 the Capital Police were patriots. You are traitors who tried to undermine our election and destabilize our government. Rot in jail.
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@turlockchris
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@SenMullin @ComfortablySmug Now how threatening a witness with a gun. Time for a legal intervention.
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@atensnut @nypost FACT: Trump is the ONLY Presidential candidate who is an adjudicated sexual abuser.
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@SenMikeLee Yeah, he didn't do that. He said, "Women are not without electoral or political power." So keep gaslighting Mike.
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@turlockchris
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@MonicaCrowley The irony, Trump was golfing the same day his brother died.
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@turlockchris
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@GrahamAllen_1 That's a little crazy for sure. This is worse.
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@bennyjohnson I don't know a Democratic who doesn't own a gun, including myself. Why would this be scary?
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@turlockchris
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@RepNancyMace He made you look like a silly school girl. Keep digging yourself deeper with these appearances.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Great! Please don't procreate.
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@turlockchris
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@RepMattGaetz Go ahead and try. Obstruction of justice by a sitting House member, who supported the J6 seditionists, needs a look from Jack Smith too. Hopefully you get a letter soon.
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@turlockchris
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@RpsAgainstTrump There are so few of them they have to wear shirts to identify each other?
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@turlockchris
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@RpsAgainstTrump One of the reasons Pence won't be elevated in the polls is his inability to man-up when it comes to Trump.
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@ACTBrigitte He showed up at a race. Those people were there to see auto racing, not your bloviating cheese puff.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Really? I thought Hamas and the Russians started this crap.
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@turlockchris
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2 months
@lavern_spicer The reasons why Biden and Pence weren't charged are out there for everyone. Neither obstructed, hid or destroyed evidence. You regularly mislead your followers.
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@EliseStefanik @mtgreenee No votes today on legislation to improve the lives of Americans?
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Why would we be crying Joey? All we've been doing is winning. #trumpistoast
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@turlockchris
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@bennyjohnson She'll tolerate what the judge tells her. She has already lost this case. The question is how badly. I'm guessing it will be by a lot.
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@turlockchris
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@charliekirk11 Hardly. He's down 40+ points. Half of that support is probably Republicans. That's like me saying Christie is really gaining steam. Why do you lie to your followers? Do you have any respect for them?
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@turlockchris
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@AccountableGOP It's time for men of principle to stand up in defense of the country. You're not the man for the job. Sadly you chose the cult when you should have chosen the country. McCarty, NO Profile in Courage Award for you.
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@ACTBrigitte Trump played golf instead of being at his dying brothers bedside. I'm pretty sure he's indifferent.
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@RepAndyBiggsAZ Regardless of their political affiliation, there was a time when amember of Congress would never make such a comment when we had an American leader traveling abroad. Sadly, you're the one embarrassing us oversee. Still trying to carry out your coup, Andy?
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@RepMTG You've been on quite the losing streak. While you keep chasing your bad bets, the country pays the price.
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@AntiquarianMuse 100% MAGA trash, no doubt.
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@mtgreenee Wrong. The Republican Party is no more. It's sad but you have zero claim to the Republican Party.
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@mrddmia Commit a bunch of crimes and see what happens. You're all talk, Mike.
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@DineshDSouza And yet, he lost PA to Joe Biden. Isn’t America great?!
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@SpeakerMcCarthy You don't have the ability to negotiate as you've been gelded by the extreme right. Time for you to put your country above your speakership.
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@turlockchris
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@atensnut Why because his departure will benefit Russia? Why are you so inclined work on Russia's behalf. I have no problem with you opposing Biden but why must you support Putin and Russia?
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@atensnut She has more integrity in her little finger than you have in both your jowls.
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@atensnut Lets talk about 2024.
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@atensnut Pompous? That's like saying you look feminine.
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@RepMTG You're the most desperate member of Congress.
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@tocci_j @SleepytimeFox @TuckerCarlson Not even close to a majority.
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@LauraLoomer It's ironic with all the evil things you say about people without any evidence, you play the victim. It's not your outside, it's your inside the ugly.
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@CharlieClever @RpsAgainstTrump No, please don't. You've dropped enough dung to sicken the entire internet
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@atensnut You forgot someone, Jowlita. You're so pro Russian, you can't help yourself. Here are the Three Stooges for you.
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@atrupar You have to be joking. What a complete misfire.
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@MonicaCrowley Is Obama supposed to be sitting in his kitchen and crying six days later?
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@atensnut Are your parents siblings, Jowlnita?
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@lavern_spicer This tweet right here is exactly why you'll never be a member of Congress. You're vulgar and vile.
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@bennyjohnson Sure she did, Benny. What a phony. 😆
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@atensnut It's a sad day for America when a former president will be forever known as the Grifter-in-Chief.
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@DineshDSouza Oh, no, because you're reporting is so credibile. The trial starts in August. Buckle up, buttercup.
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@ReallyAmerican1 He's creepy. It's another sign that the Republican Party is floundering.
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@atensnut They both have JDs. Where did you go to law school genius?
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@PopularLiberal Congratulations General Brown and thank you General Milley for standing up for Democracy and the rule of law.
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@_johnnymaga What a strange observation. He's tall and morbidly obese, of course he makes proportional people look small.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Seriously? She looks like wall paneling here.
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@laurenboebert You're down by double digits. Tick, tock, Lauren.
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@laurenboebert You talk about God even as you sow division. Even someone who didn't complete high school should see the irony. Oh sorry, "Irony - a noun - the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning."
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@atensnut No depth to which this fake victim won't sink. Jaunita looks for ways to be evil.
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@bennyjohnson Except it wasn't a terrorist attack. Why do you continue with this kind of disinformation?
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@GrahamAllen_1 Does it also warn against fake Patriots?
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@StephenKing Trump is undermining NATO even at a time when China is undertaking a global expansion of its military. That alone should disqualify him to be President.
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@laurenboebert His donations are an expression of his freedom of speech. Good to know you don't support the 1st Ammendment. Tick tock Lauren, we're turning you out.
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@Jim_Jordan Young athletes shouldn't be molested by their doctors. Now you care, got it.
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@JakeLangJ6 Cry me a river traitor.
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@RepBoebert Says that lady with the sex offender husband and a son who impegnates much younger minors.
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@GenFlynn @elonmusk "We" who is "we?" You'll never return to government.
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@GenFlynn @realDonaldTrump Dude, the only reason you're not a convicted felon is you were padoned by a seditionist. On top of that, you're a Putin supporter. YOU are the last person on this planet to tell Nikki Haley what she should do. She's an American and you're something less.
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@RonFilipkowski Was Eric born a girl? I'm confused.
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@SpeakerMcCarthy Yes we should, during the budget process. Pay our GD bills.
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@GayresisterGary Pretty sure it's Catturd.
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@RepDonaldsPress @BernieSanders He's not. Your false equivalence is just another attempt to cover up Trump's illegality. I get that felons like yourself find it difficult to tell the truth. However enabling someone wanting to overthrow the government makes you a traitor and a lier.
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@TrumpDailyPosts I prefer my leaders unimpeached and unindicted, thank you very much.
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@leslibless You don't wear your new jealousy well.
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@RepNancyMace Not true. POTUS has authority to respond. If he shared our plans with your big mouth, the Houthis would know before we even launched.
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@atensnut Nope. I'm pretty sure he's living near Daddy in Florida.
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@GrahamAllen_1 When you have to go to football games to get big crowds.
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@TrumpDailyPosts Aww, Trump's getting frustrated. That happens when defendents do poorly.
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@DerrickEvans_WV Big deal. His kids capitalized to the tune of $640,000,000. At 4.65% interest, that's about $21,390,000 per year. Do you think he'll miss the $400K?
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@marklevinshow Mark, you're officially Trump's pool boy. Your pathetic diatribe proves you've sold out our country and your followers. Karma is real.
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@RepMTG Sure Marge. I'm thinking Jack Smith will have a letter for you too soon. Obstruction and conspiracy should put you away for a while.
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@tedcruz Nothing you say is truthful anymore. Biden's full throated, unequivocal support of Israel has been pronounced for all to see, read and hear Lyin' Ted at it again.
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@ACTBrigitte Say his name.
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@GenFlynn Actually, it's you who fails to see the irony and hypocrisy of GOP and MAGA members who demonstrate anything BUT Christian values. They are modern day Romans who mock the values Jesus extolled. Convicted felons don't get to represent to the rest of us how to interpret the
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@RepMTG Obstruction of justice is a crime, Marge. You need to be especially careful, since your name continues to come up in the sedition investigation.
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@The_JL_Podcast @laurenboebert I agree with the idea, but groping and other bad behavior is admired in the GOP House.
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@RepMTG That's 341 Reps. who understand geopolitics far better that you. You just can't help embarrassing yourself.
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@catraines4187 @TheJackieBrown9 Their poor kids don't stand a chance. There are many families looking for a good nanny. Best of luck to you.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Oh, so you are okay with them going after your father.
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@MatthewRideout @BarackObama You obviously don't know much about Dianne Feinstein.
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@bennyjohnson Maybe you should focus on political rhetoric that doesn't undermine the FBI. You're constantly giving comfort to the enemy.
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@RepMTG I'm half way through the indictment. Obviously, you haven't read it.
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@RepMTG @RepThomasMassie @RepGosar The GOP didn't lose control of the House. The GOP regained control from the MAGA representatives who represent just a fraction of the American people. It was a win for America and a loss for those individuals who support Putin while undermining the POTUS. 🇺🇲
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@SchmittNYC That's because loaning his brother money is none of our business and perfectly legal.
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